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The Deck of Death

Another beautiful day on the inside of my garage.  It was chilly when I first got out there but things heated up quickly.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Windmill x10

Daisy Picker x10

Frankenstein x10

Butt Kickers x10

Moroccan Night Club x10

Imperial Walker x10

Hillbillies x10

The Workout:

The Deck of Death made another appearance today.  It’s a Containment Area favorite because its easy to set up, is stationary, and can consume most of the time.  It’s not a standard deck (I load it with some extra high value cards) but it makes us work.  Numbers counted for what they were, Jacks were 11, Queens 12, Kings 13, and Aces 14.  Today’s combination was:

Hearts – Chillcut Plank Jacks

Diamonds – Diamond Merkins

Spades – Side Straddle Hops

Clubs – Zebra Butt Kickers

Joker – 5 burpees and shuffle it back in to the deck

Mary:

American Hammer x15

LBC x10

Side crunch LBC x10 each side

Low Slow Flutter x10

Homer to Marge x10

Pickle Pounders x10

Announcements:

Nothing new.  Check Facebook and Slack for anything new.

Prayer:

Continued prayers for Pumpkin Spice and his family as they care for a young man who lost his family due to gun violence. They are searching for another family to take him in on a more permanent basis.

Prayers for all of us as we continue to deal with the stay-at-home orders and the stress of all the kids at home and everything else we’re all dealing with.

 

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Coupons in Containment Area

FNGs: none

Warm Up:  Woke up with less than 4 hrs of sleep, restless night.  I’ll pay for it today.  Got in the garage and backed out M’s car.  Set up my coupons:  I had a cinder block and 20-25 LB dumbbells.  Pre-blast requested PAX to bring a rock.  Individual PAX asked if they could substitute – sure.  Weather was in the mid 40s outside the garage; it was over 60 inside.  Initially closed the garage door and then opened it back up.  It got hot after the warmup.  Exercises included, good am, Daisy Pickers, Don Quixote, Fazio am circles (F/B), overhead claps, seal claps, hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, and Side straddle hops.

The Workout:  The idea was simple:  conduct three different exercises using your coupon.  Initially 5 cc for each exercise.  Increase to 10 cc.  Then ladder down back to 5 cc completing the first set of exercises.  Funny things happen when you are Qing on-line:  forgetting  counts, forgetting order of exercises, etc.  I missed not hearing the PAX calling out numbers and sometimes the loudness of PAX; this is very motivational when you are live/in person.  THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS – Q ing ON-LINE!  Watch the video.  Also, trying to remember what we did without looking at the video.

1st round:  curls for the girls, rut-rows, goblet squats

2nd round:  Tricep curls, upright rows, alternating lunges

3rd round: from your six – chest presses, skull crushers, straight arm curls

4th round: slap rock from plank/butt in air (OMG my plank sucked), toe taps, ground pounders

5th round: midget love handles, wonder bras, jump up and over rocks (sorry for the crazy count)

Mary:  From your six, 10 count exercises:

Hello Dolly, Homer to Marge, 6 inches, Leg ups from bridge (L, R), chill cut planks (again butt too high), pickle pounders, yoga moves (downward dog, runners, warrior, pigeon, various stretching while coming up)

Announcements:  See Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):  Holy poop – Q via internet is hard work – Hats off to 16 bit who did 5-6 Containment Qs in a row last week.

Prayer:  Unspoken.  Those impacted by COVID-19.

 

An honor to lead you all.  -Dauber

 

Tried to copy/paste link to the\is recorded Zoom…unable at this time

Battling the stuff!!

FNGs:NA
Warm Up:10 pax’s up and at it this morning to find room in their garage and workout.  If you were there and I didn’t see you I apologize for leaving you out.
SSH, good mornings, fazio arm circles, hillbillies imperial walkers
The Workout:

3 sets – 20 swings, 10 lunges each side, bent over rows

3 sets – 20 sumo squats, 10 press each side, 20 ic count figure 8s

3 sets- 20 side bends, 10 side lunges each side, 20 triceps

10 one leg dead lift each side

20 ICAmerican hammers

20 IC Lsf

Mary:She was sleeping!
Announcements:see slack
T-Claps (Recognition): 16 bit for getting AO containment setup and all the pax’s continuing to get at it while stuck at home!!!
Prayer: we can take the time to enjoy this slow pace and family time. Guidance for all Americans on how to be safe and do their part to slow the virus.  All the medical workers on front line

It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta Get Down On Friday

In the immortal words of Rebecca Black:

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

I’ve really felt lucky this week to Q all these online virtual workout.  It’s been really fun and I’ve really enjoyed every part of it.  Creating the beat downs that involve really not gong anywhere has been an exciting challenge and was something that I honestly never thought I’d be able to pull off, let alone 6 of them.  It has really helped me push myself in trying create something challenging while also not terribly boring.  Listening to me count cadence in an empty garage has to be torture enough that I feel obligated to try to bring a decent workout.  It was an outstanding week. That being said, man can I not wait to sleep in tomorrow.  And I don’t even mean real sleeping in, just sleeping until the kids eventually wake me up.

I had a really good workout planed.  Had it all typed up and ready to go.  Hit save and….nothing.  Textpad froze on me.  I lost the whole thing and it was midnight.  $#!7.  Now what?  I tried to recreate it from memory.  I feel like I got close but I know I forgot some good stuff.  My order wasn’t quite the same either.  Oh well, we’ll never know how much better it might have been.

FNGs:

Still no one

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Good Morning x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

For today I tried to hit most of the major muscle groups and tried to not have to repeat.

Goofballs
Squats
Zombie crunch – LBC with legs to the side
Merkins
Bat Wings
5 burpees
Lunges
Hand Release Merkins
Windshield Wipers
Scorpion dry docks – carolina dry docks with one leg up
Back plank
5 burpees
Step ups
Wide grip merkins
Turkish get ups
Cooler – Hold side plank and bring one leg up and then back down then knee up to your chest and then back down.
Groiners
5 burpees
Gas pump – Start with you legs up in LBC position, then extend out to a 6″ position and back up.  That’s 1.
Jack Webbs
Reverse lunge
Mountain climbers
Zebra butt-kicks – Start in standard plank and then, with one leg, pull in and then kick upwards, like you’re a zebra kicking a lion in the face.
5 burpees

Once that whole circuit was done we did some irkins, dirkins, and dips finished off with some fast paced toe taps on an object.  We were on for 30 seconds, off for 10, on for 30, etc.  I think we did 4 rounds of it.

Mary:

American Hammer x15 IC

Reverse LBC x10

Low slow flutter x10

Box cutter x10

Homer to Marge x10

Announcements:

We’re all now officially on lockdown.  Traditional AOs are currently on hold due to the stay-at-home order issued by Wake County.  This AO is now on the Q Sheet so feel free to throw your name in the hat and Q  one.

Prayer:

All of us, going through all of this.  It’s been a challenge, and will continue to be, but we’re all doing the best thing we can to help out.  Stay strong and reach out to your brothers if you need anything.

 

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Leg Day

It was a record day at Containment Area this morning with two PAX on the live steam working out along side me.  With the previous two days being very upper body focused I decided today would be a day for legs.  If I could make my legs hurt half as much as my chest was hurting then I would have felt accomplished.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Squatted Moroccan Nighclubs x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Cirlces x10 IC forward and reverse

Alternating Toe Touches x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Butt Kickers x10 IC

The Workout:

The structure of this workout wasn’t too dissimilar from yesterday’s.  I had a set of leg exercises to do, followed by some rest which was really just working other muscle groups, and then repeating back through it.  I had a few routines for the end in case we had extra time.

The leg routine went as such:

Bolt 45s.  Much like yesterday’s Colt 45s but with squats.  We did 15 squats to the halfway point, then 15 from halfway to all the way down, and then 15 full squats.

Lunges x10 each leg

No Surrender x10

Air Squared x10 IC – Basically it’s a wall sit but without the wall, so you’re just holding squat, while doing overhead claps in cadence

Al Gore x10 IC

Apolo Ohno x10 IC

Box Jumps x10

Slow Squats x10 – Down slowly on the 1, 2, 3 count and then come back up on the 4

Monkey Humpers x10

To take a break we worked in some shoulder work:

Plank routine – Started by holding normal plank for a silent count, then brought our hands together for a diamond plank, back out to standard plank, then to wide grip plank, then back to standard plank.  About 30-45 seconds total.

Air presses x10 IC

Plank routine

Air presses x10 IC

After the shoulder work we rinsed and repeated it all.  This got us to around the 30 minute mark.

The last routine we did was something I found on  the exicon called Sleep Walkers 1 2 3.  We started with 1 squat, 2 toe touches with each leg, and 3 lunges. The second set was 2, 4, 6 and then 3, 6, 9 and so forth until we were at 10, 20, and 30.  This took a lot longer than I was anticipating and brought us to the 45 minute mark.

Mary:

OYO today.  Out of respect for PAX’s time I didn’t want to keep them past time.  I read the list of exercises I was planning on doing for Mary and told them they could do them on their own if they wanted.

Announcements:

None this morning but between then and now Wake County has issued the stay-at-home order.  We all know about it by this point, I’d hope.  Tomorrow morning will be the last day for outdoor AOs.  This AO has been added to the Q Sheet and we’ve already got one HIM signed up to Q on Monday.  Let’s share the love and get creative with our workouts.

T-Claps (Recognition):

H1N1 has consistantly been watching the videos of the live feeds later at night and getting his work in.  He thanks me but, really, thank you brother.  It’s you guys that are the driving force behind me doing this.  I’m glad it’s been helpful and am hopeful it’ll continue to be in the coming weeks.

Prayer:

All of our healthcare workers that are out there fighting  the good fight.  They’re running low on protective gear so pray that they get all they need.

 

Lets finish this week off strong tomorrow.  I’m up for the 5 pack Q!  I’m also really looking forward to sleeping in on Saturday.  See you in the virtual gloom.

 

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Rock Crabs

YHC pre-blasted to have something heavy on hand because we’d be doing some “rock” work.  Also decided to throw in several exercises in the crab position.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Standard merkin x10

SSH x20 IC

Nancy Kerigan x10 IC forward and reverse

Frankensteins x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

This whole routine was performed three times with our “rocks” –

Colt 45 (15 curls from the bottom to half way, 15 from half way to the top, 15 full curls)

Elf on a shelf x10 IC.  For these you start with your “rock” beside you.  Pick it up and lift it as far above your head as you can reach and then put it back down beside you on the other side.  Done in cadence it was one up, two down to the other side, three up, four back to original location.

Triceps curls x10 IC

Ground Pouders x10 IC

Bus Drivers x10 IC

Halo x10 forward and reverse

Goblet Squats x10

Deadlifts x10

Rut-rows x10

Then came the crabs.  Most of these were also done with our weights.  On the last exercise I quickly found that having the weight there would have been bad news for any future pickle pounders, so YHC quickly modified.

Crab cakes x10 IC

Crab humpers x10 IC

Crab jacks x10 IC

 

Once all three sets were complete we did some plank work.  We started with a standard plank and alternated raising our arms.  From there we did Catalina Wine Mixers followed by mountain climbers and finally plank jacks.

Finished up with some runners stretch and pigeon pose.

Mary:

American Hammer x10 IC

ABC’s

Box Cutters x10 IC

LBC x10

Announcements:

Nothing new to announce.

Prayer:

For all PAX dealing with the craziness in their houses right now if they have kids.  Even if not, when was the last time you spent this much time with your M?  Prayers also for all of our medical staff out there fighting the good fight.

 

Thanks for everyone that has been watching the stream, either during or after.  I honestly can’t wait until I get to see you all out in the gloom again.  Tonight we had a photographer come to the house to do porch photos where she stood on the sidewalk and we stood on our front porch.  We had everyone dress up in something that represented something they were missing.  My son wore his baseball uniform, one of my daughters was in her girl scouts uniform, my wife in her junior women’s club shirt.  I had on an F3 shirt.  I miss seeing your sweaty, gross, ugly (not you Dauber) faces and I can’t wait to get out there just in time for it to heat up and hate smelling you all at COT.  Stay safe.

 

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Not doing that again

Doing these streaming workouts has caused me to have to dive deep in to the Exicon to find exercises that don’t require running, partners, or bear crawls.  Or some combination of them.  I peruse it every night, building out a new, stationary routine that I can do in the morning, hoping to find close to 45 minutes worth of material.  Last night’s research brought me to the Super 21.  It starts with 1 merkin and 1 situp and increments up by one each round until you finish by doing 21 of each.  For those keeping count at home that’s 231 reps of each.  After compiling my workout I spent the rest of the evening trying to convince myself to change it.  I didn’t.  I should have.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good morning x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC (half way through my ghetto camera set up fell apart so there was a break to fix it)

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles 10x forward 10x reverse IC

The Workout:

Super 21 – Started with 1 merkin and 1 situp.  Kept going until we had completed 10:10

Monkey Humpers x21

Resume Super 21, sets 11 – 13

Squats x21

Sets 14 & 15

Mountain Climbers x21

Sets 16 & 17

Imperial Walkers x21

Sets 18 & 19

Hillbilliles  x21

Sets 20 & 21

This was terrible.  Don’t do this.  I won’t do it again.

We still had time left over so we did 11s with Turkish get-ups and tricep dips.  As the filler in between we did 10 SSH in cadence.  We ran out of time before we could finish all of the sets.

Mary:

American Hammer x15 IC

Boat/Canoe x10 IC

Dolly x10 IC

Announcements:

Nothing new
T-Claps (Recognition):

H1N1 and Fumunga for watching the recording and following along at home on their own time.  Way to find time to post!

Prayer:

All the people affected by the virus.  Those dealing with the madness in their houses.  Unspoken.

 

See you tomorrow morning.

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Remedial Education Needed

Counting and reading should be easy by now, right?  You’d think so.  Well, if you were on the live stream this morning or watched later in the day you’ll know that to not be true.  Cards are easy.  A suit equals a workout, the value equals the reps.  Except for when you can’t count in your head (or remember the card) or if you continuously mix up the workout/suit combination.

All that said, I like to think it was a good workout.  There was sweat dripping off my head on a cold, albeit indoor, morning so I feel like something got accomplished.

FNGs: No.  Honestly, if I do get one we should probably call the police.

Warm Up:

Good Morning x10 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Squatted Moroccan Nightclubs x10 IC

Arm and shoulder stretchers

SSH x20 IC

The Workout:

Fairly basic deck of card workout.  The value of the card determined the reps.  Face cards were 10 and aces were 11.  This was not a standard deck.  I took out everything below 5, took out one each of 5, 6, and 7, and filled in the rest with other face cards.  There were also 5 or 6 jokers.  The excercises were:

Hearts – Merkins/Diamond Merkins/Wide Grip Merkins

Diamonds – LBC/American Hammer

Club – Squats/Lunges (N x each leg)

Spade – Air Presses (in cadence)/Carolina Dry Docks

Joker – 5 burpees

The idea was that the exercise would change with each drawing of the suit.  I’m pretty sure I didn’t do that right either.

 

Mary:

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC

Superman x10 IC

Australian Snow Angels x10 IC

Low Slow Flutter x10 IC

Protractors

 

Announcements:

AOs still meeting but be respectful of the state mandated closure of playgrounds.  Two virtual options, this one and Dawgpound’s on it routines.

Prayer:

All the medical professionals.  Anyone dealing with the virus.  Unspoken

 

Until tomorrow.

 

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All By Myself

During these times we’re doing all we can to stay as healthy and as safe as we can.  Mostly, for us, that’s meant smaller workouts with more one-off AOs cropping up so that everyone can still get work in without too much worry.  Some of us have been totally turtling.  My reason is a 6-year old girl named Layla.  As many of you know she ends up in the ER every time she has croup and one of the most frequent times that happens is now, when there is pollen and the changing of seasons.  If she gets anything it can turn itself in to croup and we really don’t want to go to a hospital.  So, aside from the virus, we’re concerned about bringing anything home.  Most of my workouts have come in my garage, following someone’s backblast from that morning.  Maybe there are others out there that don’t want to venture out either.  Maybe in the coming days the government will tell us we can’t.  So why not start a live stream workout?  It’s worth a shot, right?

0529 the live feed fired up.  Would anyone join?  Who knows.  Would I embarrass myself?  Highly likely.  Was it worth it?  I like to think so.

0530, lets go.

FNGs: Aside from a few sleeping spiders in the corners of the garage, I didn’t see any.

Warm Up:

SSH x15ish (keeping cadence count in my head is hard)

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Trying to plan a regular workout knowing that we were going to be mostly stationary was daunting.  I put together what I thought was a pretty solid plan, but would it fill the time?  It was a circuit based work out so doing it over and over was part of the plan but that would get really old, really quick.  I hoped it would work.

Arms

4×4’s – Start upright with arms raised, burpee down in to 4 merkins, 4 mountain climbers IC , back up – 5x

Air presses – 20x

Curls for the girls – 20x

Bat Wings – 20 circles forward, 20 backwards, 20 seal claps, 20 overhead claps

Legs

Aiken Legs – 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges (10 each leg), 20 split jacks

Step ups – 20x

Apolo Ohno – Speed skaters – 20x

Bobby Hurley – 20x

Core

LBC 10x

Big Boy Sit-Up-Ups – All the way to feet 15x

Deadlifts 20x

Chilly Plank Jacks 15x

 

After the core set we did some active resting.

Hold plank and alternate raising arms and holding it

People’s Chair

BTTW (We didn’t do this on the repeat, it was against my garage door and it was loud and I was also terrified that the door would fall and I’d become an internet sensation for all the wrong reasons)

Once the first set was fully done I looked at my watch.  20 minutes!  Hey, alright, this might actually work out.  We did the circuit again, this time at the end adding in some pigeon pose to round out the resting (read: I wanted to kill a few more minutes).

Mary:

American Hammer x15

Low Slow Flutter x10

Freddy Mercury x10

Heel Taps x10

Homer to Marge x1o

Pickle Pounders x10

Announcements:

Lots of stuff happening.  Check Slack for local, small group AOs.  Reach out to your neighborhood PAX and put something together.  Free to lead.

Marathon running tomorrow.  The culmination of Skidmark’s Corona 100 ends tomorrow.  All the hard work that ShamWow, Maybellene, Aquaman, and so many others comes to a head tomorrow.  Not in the way initially intended but still 26.2 none the less.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Boy George for being there with me, virtualy, this morning.  Thanks for making me not just talk to a phone for that time!

Fromunga for watching the workout and following along several hours later.  I encourage everyone to do this.  Find time in your day if you have to in order to find time to work out.

Prayer:

All those dealing with the virus, either suffering through it or caring for or about someone who is.  The medical professionals who risk their own health to be there to care for others. All the thoughts and prayers that PAX keep in their hearts and minds.

 

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Yes Ivan Happened Last Friday

EC: Pikachu, Dawgpound, Flanigan, Particle Board, Does Skidmark count? He ran EC but did not stay for the workout.
FNGs:  Nope
Warm Up:

Did a quick lap to allow Emeril to get out of his car.  No penalty burpees since we had a good amount of Turkish getups on our schedule.

Circled up for the following:

Side Straddle Hops
Good Mornings
Tootsie Rolls
Back Rotation

The Workout:

3 Rounds:
5 Turkish Getup Flow: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hqhxWFrai/?igshid=1ovjxbpgt5qf9
10 Lawn Mowers Each Arm
20 Boobity to boobity
10 Straight Leg Deadlifts

3 Rounds of Rotation: https://www.instagram.com/p/B89xUZWF4Yo/?igshid=1ch0gwrnjew80
Pick up and set down
Keep it low and Rotate
Keep it high and Rotate

6 Sets of Arm Blast: 1 minute on 20 seconds recover. Do as many rounds in the minute set.
2 Pushups on the bell
2 Curls
2 Halos

2 Rounds Midget Flow:
10 Midget Love handles Each side
15 Midget Cookie pouches
5 Midget Standups Each Arm

Mary:

Some stretching was done

Announcements:

Check Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dauber’s daughter for becoming a Baylor Bear

Prayer:

Prayers for our leaders.