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Typewriters are stupid

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Remember typewriters?  They sucked.  So did the exercises YHC decided to do that were typewriter themed.  About half way through I realized it was a bad idea but at some point you’re pot committed so you just have to go with it.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Penalty burpees (Norm was late) x5 OYO

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 IC forward and reverse

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Ever since The Nest was opened YHC wanted to try something with the curved wall that is right below the pavilion.  I wanted to do some kind of exercise that traversed the wall, hit the end, and then went back.  Hence the typewriter reference.  Thought it occurs to me that one PAX was probably young enough to have no idea what a typewriter actually is. Anyway, we moseyed to the wall and lined up.

The first set was irkins.  We all lined up on the wall in irkin position and were given the instructions that we would do 5 irkins and then hand shuffle once to the right, do 4 irkins, move again, 3 irkins, etc., down to 1 and then back up to 5.  Once we hit the wall the PAX at the end let out an audible “DING” and we moved our way the other direction up the wall back to the start.

The second set was supposed to be dirkins but the Q called an audible and instead we all held the dirkin position while the PAX at the beginning of the line bear crawled to the end and resumed the position.  Again, continued to the end of the wall, dinged, and then worked our way back up.

Not being a fan of this idea but being committed we had to round it out with dips.  We did these similar to how we did the irkins where we did 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 while hand shuffling up and down the wall.   Everyone was glad when these were done.

We headed up to the pavilion and secured spots at picnic tables for some leg 11s consisting of step ups and lunges.  Two legs counted as 1 so the 10 step ups we started with was a 20 count and we did 1 lunge in cadence so we could get each leg.  YHC was glad for the PAX during this because evidently I suck at counting.

Once those were finished we did two sets of roman situps off the end of the table.  If you aren’t familiar with one of YHC’s favorite exercises, you hang off the end of the table, face first, from the waist and essentially do a reverse sit up.  We had to partner up so that one partner could hold the feet of the PAX doing the exercise.  We didn’t need any emergency dentist visits.

Once we were through with these we did half a lap around the block and then circled up for…

Mary:

American Hammers x15 IC

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC each side

LSF x10 IC

Freddie Mercury x10 IC

Announcements:

Kung POW is open on Christmas morning.  Double D and Deadbolt have your Q.  If you hate your family and want to workout instead on Christmas morning those guys will be there to make you regret your decision.

Prayer:

YHC’s mom has COVID.  So far just feels like a cold but help me pray it stays that way.

FloJo’s family departs on the 17th for his new traveling nurse gig.  They bought a new truck and a 5th wheel and will be packing up the three kids and three dogs as they head off on their adventure.  The first stop is Johns Hopkins in Maryland.  If you see him make sure you wish him well.

Finkle is having to shop for a new car for his daughter and car shopping is terrible.  Pray for his blood pressure.

 

Thank you men for allowing me to explore my curiosity this morning.  I got to try a couple things I had been wanting to do and it was fun.  Well, “fun”.  Can’t say I liked it but also can’t say I won’t do it again.  Appreciate each and every one of you.

 

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The pre-blast was too damn late! So was this backblast.

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After spending all week preaching about the importance of getting backblasts put together I completely spaced on doing this one the past two days.  Sorry.

Also, I heard loud and clear from PAX that if you’re going to pre-blast make sure you do it early enough in the day.  While certain HIM were confused about when YHC actually did the pre-blast it emphasized the need to get it done early so people know what to expect.

Speaking of pre-blasts, YHC promised a morning full of legs and that’s what I hopefully delivered

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

I honestly don’t remember all of it.  It was two days ago and I just make this stuff up as I go.  It was the usual stuff, nothing fancy.

The Workout:

We moseyed to the big port-a-john headed down to the ballfields and PAX were instructed to line up to do Walk Like an Egyptian down to the fence where the concession stand is.  Each PAX would lunge forward and hold while the one in the back did a duck walk to the front of the line.  We continued down this way, Indian run style, until we reached the gap in the fence.

Once there we grabbed a piece of wall on the building and performed People’s Chair Bat Wings.  While in People’s Chair we did 10 forward arm circles, 10 reverse arm circles, 10 seal claps, and 10 overhead claps.  We paused between each set and repeated the whole thing once we finished.

After that we went over to the small hill for 11’s.  Squats at the bottom and star jumps at the top.  Once that was done we went over to the knee wall by the stairs and did 20x step ups, 10x irkins, and 10x dips.  Rinse and repeat and then mosey back up to the parking lot.

Once we reached the parking lot we did another Walk Like an Egyptian until we reached the entrance to the tennis courts.  We all lined up at the sideline of one of the courts and made our way the width of two courts by doing a squat, lunge step forward, and then tuck jump.  Another squat, lunge step with the other leg, tuck jump.  Do this across the whole distance.

Lastly we went over to the wood wall in the court area and held People’s Chair while the PAX at the front of the line lunge walked to the end of the line and held.  Again, Indian run style, all the way down the wall and then back up it.

Mary:

American Hammer x10 IC

LSF x10 IC

Freddy Mercury x10 IC

Homer to Marge x10 IC

Homer to Marge with leg up – 5 each leg

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Announcements:

Christmas party was Thursday.

Prayer:

Scrapple’s M’s foot surgery

Fanny Pack’s M’s surgery

 

Thanks for joining me men on a cold morning that was supposed to also be wet.  You braved what were supposed to be nasty conditions and were rewarded for it.

 

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Pyramids in a Chilly Rain

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You never know what to expect when headed to an AO on a rainy morning, especially a chilly one.  YHC had signed up to Q Red October a few days back and I was grateful for that because I knew it meant I could be under shelter the whole time.  What I didn’t know was how many other men to expect.  I pulled in to the parking lot to find Breach already waiting.  A minute or two after I arrived FedEx pulled in.  He was set to Q Mutiny.  That looked like it was going to be it but at 05:29:59 Norm came squealing in on two wheels to make it in time.

Due to the rain everyone wanted to do something under the shelter.  Luckily I had soething planned and those without a bell could use a rock.  We decided to combine AOs and get underway.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Lead by FedEx –

SSH x20 IC

SFAC x10 IC forward and reverse

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x12 IC

The Workout:

Needing rocks we decided to mosey to the lower shelter.  Once rocks were secured the workout was explained.  A pyramid would be done consisting of 6 different exercises.  We started with one rep of each, then two, then three, all the way up to 10.  Afterwards we would work our way back down.  To give credit where credit is due I stole this idea from Rams.  I went to my first Thunder workout last week and this is what we did and I liked it so I stole it.

The exercises we did were:

Swings

Curls for the Girls

Triceps Extensions

Overhead Press

Weighted Hillbillies

Merkins

The PAX were going through these pretty quickly so after our round of 10 YHC announced a bonus round of 11 before we started working our way back down.

Once the pyramid was done we did a decreasing number of goblet squats and rut-rows.  The sets were 20/10, 16/8, 14/7, 12/6, 10/5.  I realized too late that I had missed the 9s but just rolled with it.  After these were done we returned our rocks and then took a mosey up to the upper shelter for …

Mary:

Again lead by FedEx we did:

LBC x10 IC

LSF x10 IC

Protractors

Planks with alternating leg lifts and then alternating arm raises

Chill cut plank

Pickle pounders x10 IC

American Hammers x10 IC

Announcements:

Holiday part on Thursday

Mama’s House looking for toys to distribute to needy families.  Breach will provide more information later today.

Prayer:

Breach’s sister with COVID and mother who also isn’t feeling well.  She tested negative but they’re still not convinced.

Everyone dealing with hardship or illness during the holiday season.

 

Glad to get out there and lead this group of men on a dreary morning.  Thanks for starting your day with me.

 

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2020 South Wake Frosty CSAUP 12/5

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On a crisp December morning. Well not so crisp but it was December 20 HIM congregated at Possum Trot for the 2020 South Wake CSAUP..Ruck Style. That’s right all of us were carrying rucksacks with the appropriate weight inside. Trust me I checked. Cadre Breach was joined by Cadre Blue Hen and Cadre M4L. We kicked off the first workout at the Trot with Fonzie at the helm.

@Farva, @Dawgpound, @POTS, @Blue Hen, @M4L, @Finkle, @Bondo, @Alpine, @Flannigan,

@Fanny Pack, @Dauber, @Bingo, @Pikachu, @Latiner, @16-Bit, @Sprinkler, @LED, @Fonzie, @H1N1 and

@Breach on the Q

Possum Trot Q #1 BB (Fonzie)

25 days of Christmas

Chestnuts Roasting (Chest press with the ruck)

Hanukkah Billes ( Hillbillies)

Reindeer Rows (Rut Rohs)

Imperial Nutcrackers

Santa Squats

Taint Tinsel (Swings with the Ruck)

Merry Merkins

Abominable Snowman (LBC’s with the Ruck)

S-Hat Burpees (10)

 

After the Trot workout, we hit the pavement for our trek to Mutiny. There were 5 coupons in play 2 Firehoses, 2 Pain Sticks, and a sandbag. The load had to be shared by all so everyone took turns embracing the suck. Sprinkler decided to take a dive in the ditch and almost took himself out before we got to his Q. The pax only racked up 2 violations along the way.

Mutiny Q (Sprinkler)

Arrived to have 2 penalties. With pack 20 merkins, took the pack off for overhead press for the second penalty. Off to the parking lot. Lined up to do Irkins, Derkins and dips on the curb with crab walk and lunge walks from one side to the other for a total of 4 rounds.

Moseyed to Rockpile and claimed a partner. Partner 1 curls, bus driver, rut rows while partner 2 ran to 2nd light poles. Rinsed and repeated. Ended with 5 burpees OYO.

The Pax was given 5 mins to rehydrate, refuel and repack before getting back to the action. The pax were allowed to leave 1 coupon behind and they voted to get rid of a pain stick so we left that behind in the support vehicle. We pressed on to the next AO..The Nest. Upon arrival at the nest we grounded the coupons and the packs for the Nest Q via Finkle, there were no violations on this part of the trip.

Nest Q (Finkle)

Pax was taken down to the walls and the fence line for some Balls to the wall and people’s chair sets. On the first set we counted to 25 for Balls and seal claps to 25 till we got all the way around and then set 2 we did shoulder tap Ball and overhead claps. This continues till we got down to decreasing by a 5 count each round.

Second activity was bears and dans.  Bear crawl two parking spaces than did Lt Dan Taylors building each time up to 10 squats and 40 lunges.

 

Pax was given another 5 minutes to rehydrate and refuel, we lost H1N1, Fonzie and LED after this AO. The decision was made to leave the sandbag and a pain-stick behind for good behavior. Onward to Casino Royale. Along the way Cadre Blue Hen decided to have the pax do some Indian Runs. The back 2 guys run to the front and tuck in behind the flag bearers. During the journey he had them try to beat his timer, Flannigan with wings of glory ran ahead of the colors which resulted in a violation for the pax.  Which was assessed by him when we arrived at Casino Royale. 22 Diamond Merkins with the packs on.

Casino Royale (Fanny Pack)

BOMBS at the Casino. With a lot of the wall working and bear crawling already taken, YHC had to go to a hybrid plan C. @Dauber knowingly chose a number of reps to start with (15) and @Farva unknowingly chose B1 -Burpees rather than B2- bench presses with the ruck. 2 groups Indian run with no rucks in opposite directions. When groups meet, we did BOMBS. 15 burpees OYO, 25 Overhead Press with a ruck, 35 merkins, 25 big boy sit-ups, and about 3 minutes of squats.  Both groups got around the large track twice. YHC did call an audible and chose mercy over punishment and ended the squats about 20 seconds early. Honored to be a Holly Springs Pax and allowed to lead today with my brothers in the Quay!

Pax was given the last 5 min break of the day for hydration and fuel before stepping off for the final leg back to Possum Trot. Once we got to the railroad tracks Blue Hen decided to take the pax down the iron highway. The trek was slow going as the town of Fuquay did not place railroad ties very symmetrical to each other. We got a bit spread out due to the uneven terrain, but we got back in line for the final push up the hill and back down to the trot. We dumped our packs and coupons for the final time and headed to tennis courts to get smoked one more time by 16-Bit.

Possum Trot #2 (16 Bit)

PAX lined up on one sideline of the first tennis court to perform what I’ve named a Crab Boil. PAX crab-walked to the corresponding sideline of the next court where we performed 15 crab cakes in cadence. Resumed crab walk to the next court and did 15 crab bumpers (inverted pickle pounders). We were supposed to crab walk to the same sideline on the next court but a silver sneakers tennis tournament was starting to show up and that last court was getting occupied so our last crab walk was only to the sideline on the other side of the court we were on. When we got there we did 15 crab jacks in cadence.

The aforementioned tennis tournament stopped us from being able to rinse and repeat so we audibled to batwings which consisted of 10 of the following, forward arm circles, reverse arm circles, seal claps, and overhead claps.

We headed down the hill towards the baseball fields and circled up for Mary. We started with 20 American hammers in cadence and then went to Dr. W’s. These are one of my favorites but always cause a lot of confusion. It’s an 8 count exercise that we lost count during so I stopped after 7 or 8 of them. We finished up with an LBC circuit of regular, reverse, and side LBCs.

 

We ended in a very large COT with some great messages passed about our involvement in the community and our impact on others. We closed in prayer and got back to the front of the park for some very much needed coffee and biscuits courtesy of Forceps.

 

 

Bday Q #5 – Longer than it Looked

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4 Pax finished the week strong and helped YHC round out a 5-pack of B-Day Q’s at Casino Royale. This was a first for YHC to do 5 consecutive Q’s – and added EC to each of them as well. The goal for the year was to hit 200 workouts and this was number 215. I’m hoping to hit 230 by the end of the year. I know this wouldn’t have been possible without so many of my F3 brothers who have pushed me all year long and kept me going – mostly with the possibility of coffee after the workout. I’m thankful for all of you and for helping me get faster, stronger, and even a little better with age. Thanks also for helping YHC celebrate my 45th trip around the sun this week. SYITG soon!

Warm Up:

After a quick review of the F3 mission statement, we moseyed around the parking lot and launched in…

Good Mornings x 10 IC
Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Stretch – Right leg over left / left leg over right
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x 10 fwd IC/ x 10 rev IC
Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
Hillbillies x 10 IC

The Workout:

Mosey to the pavilion for some ladder fun. After each exercise on the way up the ladder, we did a lunge-walk lap around the playground. We realized quickly that it was a lot longer than it looked – especially when lunge-walking. Some modification was necessary but we all got through it. On the way back down the ladder, we audibled and moseyed around the parking lot between exercises.
Turkish Get-ups x 6 (3 each side)
Plank Jacks x 10 IC
Carolina Dry Docks x 15
Step Ups x 20 (10 each leg)
LBC’s x 25 IC

We moseyed toward the shovel flag where YHC spotted a football which was promptly integrated into the workout. We paired up and each pair took turns throwing the ball, backing up one parking spot each for each throw. If the pass was caught, the Pax chose the exercise. Each time the ball was dropped, the penalty was 5 burpees. We had time for about 5 rounds which incorporated plenty of abs so no need for extra Mary.

Mary:

Included in the workout

Announcements:

Ultimate at Ting (tomorrow)
Christmas Party on the 17th
Toys for Tots – FVFD
Shop w/ a Cop donations needed for FVPD

T-Claps (Recognition):
Great job getting out for EC, Martini!

Prayer:
Thankful for my F3 brothers and the 2nd F’s!
Those who have COVID
Those who are having a tough time during the holidays

Bday Q #3 – Suicide Burpees

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It was an even cooler morning with sub-freezing temps around 30 degrees but that didn’t stop the legendary crew that showed up for Possum Trot this morning. Once the party started there was little consideration given to the cold as we didn’t stand still very long.

Thanks for coming out this morning and helping YHC celebrate my birthday. You guys are awesome and you make me better and stronger every day!

Let’s do it again tomorrow at Kenny’s Grave.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

We moseyed around the tennis courts and circled up in the parking lot to get the blood flowing…
SSH x 20 IC
Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x 10 forward/ 10 reverse IC
Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
Hillbillies x 10 IC

The Workout:

This workout took place exclusively on the tennis courts…
Part 1: Burpee Suicides – run to the end of court 1, perform 5 burpees, run back to start and perform 5 jump squats. R&R for all 4 courts.
Part 2: Usain Bolts – The man on the end calls out an exercise for everyone else to do while he travels the width of one court and back. Method of travel was one of the following: bear crawl/crawl bear/crab walk/gorilla walk/lunge walk/ duck walk. R&R x3 rounds with a different mode of travel each round. No exercises were repeated. Well done, HIM!
Part 3: Escalator – The man on the end called out a 10 rep exercise which everyone did together in cadence then ran down to the other end of the courts and back. Upon return, the next Pax stacked a second exercise until all added theirs to the stack. A slight audible was called due to time constraints and the rep count was reduced to 5 to make sure we were able to complete the round just in time for COT.
Mary: Included in part 3 of the workout
Announcements:
Frosty CSAUP on Sat – starts at 0600 at Fleming Loop (?) – check FB and Slack for complete details.
Ultimate under the lights at Ting on Mon., Dec 7th @ 0530.
Sign up for the Christmas party on Dec. 17th – Pax only.
T-Claps (Recognition):
All who came out to brave the cold and get shweaty to help YHC celebrate. Special T-Claps to 16-Bit for the 2nd F where there was a sighting of LED, Fonzie, and Fumunga.
Prayer:
Dauber’s job situation has improved dramatically in the last 18 months (praise)
Quiver has a coworker whose wife is dying of cancer
Fanny Pack and 187’s M’s – health issues
Those struggling during the holiday season esp. in light of COVID – reach out to those you haven’t seen. Keep picking up the six!

Sheepdog 11/27

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: mosey around the parking lot with intermittent warm-up exercises; SSH, SFAC, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Good Mornings, IP, and HBs. We added a couple of Muay Thai Wall of Defense blocking and combo Wall of Defense with an el ow strike to tease in some combatives.
The Workout: we started off by having Pax travel 1/2 down the parking lit with front kicks then the remaining 1/2 with lunges. Rinse and repeat x3. Then a Sheepdog style Build-a-Bear. Pax Bear Crawled from one side of a back to back parking line to the other then adds 1 Merkin. On the return we did Duck Under, Hook Punch combos. This continues with +1 Merkin until 10. Once done we Mossied to the brick knee wall for some TUT Dips and Cobra Merkins.
Mary: Deals Choice as Pax rotated through an assortment of our favorite core exercises.
Announcements: Frost Ruck on 12/5. TEDtalk with Bacon coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for coming out the day after Thanksgiving. BINGO’s first trek to Sheepdog. Mr. Terrific and Shredder EC.
Prayer: M’s with ongoing health issues, Dovtail’s move to AZ. Pax how are alone during the Holidays.

Sheepdog – 11/20/20

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Overhead Claps, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Wind Mills, IWs, and HB.
The Workout: Pax rotated through rounds of exercises.  One pax leader with strikes, wedging, double strikes, triple, etc. 25 – 50 each, depending on the round. Other pax rotated through step-ups, front kicks, dips, side kicks, merkins, LBCs, Round House kicks, giant cockroach, cobra push-ups, & crab cakes, depending on the round.
Mary: 10 minutes of stretching to end the week.
Announcements: Gravel at Momma’s House, TEDTalks, HSPD Angel Tree.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC Norm and Shredder
Prayer: several M’s battling illnesses. Dovetail’s move. Pax dealing with COVID. Leadership and Community.

What’s the count?

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Man was it cold this morning.  I wore two pairs of gloves and still had issues with my hands (go look up Raynaud’s Syndrome).  I guess holding on to cold rocks and holding them above your head doesn’t help.  It also doesn’t help when you can’t keep count on your own and your fellow PAX are either intentionally or unintentionally messing with the count.  Thanks guys!

FNGs:

Not today.  There’s been a slew of them recently and maybe I’ll get to break one in soon.

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Good Morning x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC Forward and Reverse

Frankenstein’s x10 IC

The Workout:

We moseyed down to the end of the parking lot and partnered up to do Partner Plank Hops.  P1 got down and started doing shoulder taps while P2 side hopped over P1’s legs for a 10 count and then switched.  We did two rounds of this and then headed to the rock pile.

Everyone grabbed a travel sized rock and met at the corner for instructions.  We would be doing an extended 7 of Diamonds today with our rocks.  We’d start by doing 7x triceps extensions at each corner and John Cusack’d to the other corners to do more of the same.  Next was 14x Curls for the Girls with a jog between corners.  We alternated John Cusack and jogging moving forward between exercises.  We went all the way up to 28 then then worked back down the ladder.  The full list was:

7x Triceps extensions

14x Curls for the Girls

21x Rut Rows

28x Goblet Squats

21x Trunk twists

14x Ground Pounders

7x Bus Drivers

We actually ran out of time before we could complete the full round so we skipped out on the bus drivers.

Mary:

LBC Circuit x10 each (regular, reverse, left, right)

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP December 5th.  Ruck style event exploring Fuquay and most of its AOs.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Sprinkler’s daughter actually had a varsity volleyball game yesterday.  Parents weren’t allowed so he had to watch it from his house and his neighbors surprised them by brining over food to help celebrate.  It was a bit of a return to normalcy for them which is nice and is needed, I think, for all of us.

Prayer:

Prayers for 187 and Fanny Pack’s Ms.  You men let us know if there is anything we can do for you or your families.

 

Thanks for joining me this cold morning men.  We warmed up pretty quickly once we started going.  I had fun, hope you did too.

 

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15 seconds is a lot

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A 8:30PM text message chain lead to a terrible idea of 7 mile EC at 0430 this morning. Doesn’t take a math genius that that means cutting it close to a 0530 workout, especially having the Q. It got worse once we factored in someone being a minute late and having to make an expected pit-stop along the way. But we got it in and came back to a parking deck with numerous pax despite the F3 rendition of Holly Springs half planned for the next day.

FNGs:

None – a real shame.
Warm Up:

Bounce for 60s

SSH x20 IC

Foot Circles x5 each direction

Fazio Arm Circles x10 each direction

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Burpees x5
The Workout:

Tabata – 1 minute on (that extra 15 seconds is a pistol), 15 seconds off. 5 rounds of 6 exercises:

Kettlebell Swings
Clean & press
Snatch
Figure 8
Turkish Getups
Chillcut
Mary:

Stretching
Announcements:

HS Half run Saturday

TED Talk from Breach on Tuesday the 17th
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick for the 7 mile EC run – nice route
Prayer:

187 & his M. Quiver and his family. Build a Bear for surgery and recovery.