A Sisyphus inspired workout

11 PAX and 1 dog posted at Disney for a Sisyphus inspired Q.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Lap around the soccer field.  Circle up for the following exercises in cadence: SSH, Windmill, Good Morning, SirFazio Arm Circles
The Workout: Mosey to the bottom of the lot to select a rock for today’s workout.  Start on walkway around the soccer field, stop at the first corner for RuttRows ICx10.  Continue around soccer fields, john cusak the rocks, until we reached the split in the path with the hill.  Partner up for a Dora 1-2-3 (shared exercises of 100 goblet squats, 200 overhead presses, 300 curls for the girls), partner 1 ran started the exercises while partner 2 ran down the hill to complete 5 merkins and run back up to switch.  Once all groups were finished, continue to john cusak around the soccer fields stopping along the way to do: Merkins with 1 hand on the rock (10 each side), Midget cookie pouches, tricep extensions.  Once we made it back to the bathroom building we regrouped with our partners to complete 2 rounds of each: partner 1 hold BTTW while partner 2 did LSF while holding the rock x10 in cadence, partner 1 hold peoples chair while partner 2 did Homer 2 Marge with the rock in their lap.  Return the rocks and back to the flag for Mary
Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x 20, Box Cutter x20, pickle pounders x10
Announcements: check slack and FB
Prayer: Martini’s Family, Pablo’s Family, Cupid’s Family, First Responders

What’s Wrong with You?

My first post at Disney was on January 2nd of this year. This was after starting F3 back in October and maybe 15-20 total posts up to that point. Not 100% sold on F3 yet, this was the workout that started the fire! I think it was a throwback co-Q by Deadbolt and somebody else. I had only heard of Disney from others prior to this.  Stories of a pax named Pablo who would make fellas “Merlot” on this thing called the Abyss circulated around me enough that I was honestly a bit nervous that this was the AO that I would simply not be able to keep up with, considering just coming off about a 3 year layoff from working out. The workout on January 2nd was focused, intense, constantly moving, and structured. We went so many places in the park in such a short time that morning. Though I started Q ing late in January, I knew enough to know that a quality Disney Q needs to bring it! So about 30 lbs. lighter and in much better shape YHC took the reins at Disney with 10 other pax ready to ride as many rides as we could.

FNG’s: none

EC: Nemo, Shamwow!, Mookie, Emeril

Warm Up: SSH, GM’s, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Frankenstein’s. Mosey to the big hill on the far side of the field.
The Workout: Take the hill stack. 10 burpees, take the hill. 10 burpees, 20 squats at the top.  Run the ridge, 10 burpees, 20 squats, 30 mountain climbers.  When I called this is when Emeril looked at me and said, “What’s wrong with you?”

Mosey to other side of fence for 5 count per pax People’s Chair followed by 30 ct. fence squats. Mosey to the Abyss.

We did split group 7’s on the Abyss with burpees at the bottom and WW1 at the top. Plank hold for the 6.

2 line Indian runs to the high school. 30 bench dips.

With Indian run lines remaining in effect, we did a few hill repeats with 2 merkins at the bottom, run to the top, 4 star jumps, back down, 6 merkins, to the top, 8 star jumps, on the way down, several pax were quick to let YHC know we didn’t have a whole lot of time to get back to the flag. OR they didn’t want to do more hill repeats. Either way, these pax were right on so we finished with 20 merkins. Indian run in a whole group back to the flag.

Mary: H2M, H2M single leg, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: Rune continues.  Bass Lake mulch project.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Pablo has lost his mother. Pray for his family. Martini’s mom and family. Hardy got staples after suffering a hit to the head and ninja training. Praises from Quiver for his daughter getting good news on high school placement. Praises from FloJoe and a family member of his who is recovering and we were praying for. Our Nation, leaders.  Honor to lead men!

Celebrating another trip around the sun

Having survived another trip around the sun, I set off to Q Disney, while I was weather watching the last couple days it went from no rain to getting soaked to it might rain to it will rain. We ended up with a mostly no raining workout.
FNGs
: none
EC: Nemo and Pablo
Warm Up: Quick loop out of the parking lot and back to the flag, with tweaking my calf again. We did 24 Imperial Walkers, 25 Hillbillys  10 Sir Fazio forward and back, 15 daisy pickers, and 10 good mornings.
The Workout:
             Thang 1:  Went to the soccer field, grab a partner, I had set 3 cones out. Partner 1 would do 10 count balls to the wall, 20 shoulder taps, and Peoples chair                                          until their partner gets back. Partner 2 would do 10 merkins, 15 ankle grabs, and 20 squats. We repeated this 3 times adding 5 to the merkins, ankle                                   grabs and squats reps.
              Thang 2: Head to the shelter for some Dora 123. 100 step-ups, 200 dips, and 300 lbc’s.
              Thang 3: One round of 7’s on the parking lot, consisting of Carolina Dry docks and Star Jumps
Mary: Popcorn Mary consisting of Freedy Mercuries, Six Inches, low slow flutter, Side Crunches, WW1’s, and others.
Announcements: Rune sign-ups,  F3 10th anniversary in January
T-Claps (Recognition): Fanny Pack for letting me take his Q spot, Texas Ranger, and his 2.0 seahawk from Carpex for coming out.
Prayer: Pablo’s, Hobo, and Martini families as they deal with loved ones in Hospice.

NMS: Since having found F3 just over two years ago, I am probably in the best shape I have been since my late teen’s early twenties. F3 has changed my and my family’s life for the better, and it means a lot. Thank you.

Who’s Gonna Carry the Boats?

I have gained a bit of a reputation over the years of not being hard to talk into things, so when there was a challenge of doing fritter (post at Possum Trot, Disney, and Crazy Ivan with at least 2 mile EC runs before each workout) with 4 mile EC runs I was pretty quick to jump onboard. Unfortunately, I did so without knowing that a tropical storm was going to be dumping rain on us for those 3 days. The feeling was well summed up by a text from Skidmark at 0431 stating “Worst idea ever” as we began our commute to Disney under absolutely pelting rain. As Goggins says – “suffering is the true test of life.”

 

The rain kept up throughout the 4 mile EC, at one point just fully peltering us around mile 3 (right when most men would’ve decided to stay in  the fart sack instead of coming out to the boot camp)  tapering off to a slight drizzle by the end. We navitaged the confusing neighborhood EC run thanks to the course on our watches and came upon Nemo running EC on our way back to the AO.

 

Sadly no other cars showed up. 0530 hit and we were off – I knew we needed the full 45 minutes if we were going to go the distance.

ECEC: Skidmark, Pikachu
EC: Nemo

FNGs:

None today – rain scared them off.
Warm Up:

SSH, Daisy Picker, Sir Fazio forward/backward x10 IC

The Workout:

An homage to a classic that Deadbolt introduced me to years ago – 10 rounds with Tyson. However, we stayed in the meetup parking lot and worked the 4 corners there in the hopes that we would finally make all 10 rounds. Exercises at each corner were:

Round 1 – Standard Merkins

 

Round 2 – Jump Squats

 

Round 3 – Pickle Pounders

 

Round 4 – Turkish Getups

 

Round 5 – Burpees

 

Round 6 – Diamond Merkins

 

Round 7 – Star Jumps

 

Round 8 – Prisoner Squats

 

Round 9 – Peeping Lipstick (Turkish Getup on the down, Star Jump on the up)

 

Round 10 – Double Merkin Burpees

We stayed together and finished with time for 3 minutes of mary.
Mary:

With no breaks in between – LBC, Low Slow Flutter, Freddy Mercury, Homer to Marge, Boat Canoe x10 IC
Announcements:

RUNE signup – $20 registration, winning team picks benefitting charity.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Nemo for the rainy EC. Skidmark, Nemo, and YHC (can you T-Claps yourself???) for continuing the pursuit of the Great Value Fritter.
Prayer:

Grace within our community – the F3 one and the one at large.

Our leaders and small business owners.

E-Ticket Rides at Disney

FNGs:  None

EC:  ShamWow!, Nemo and Full House

Showed up to Disney with three workouts planned in my head.  I wasn’t sure how many PAX would take my challenge after taking a picture of the abyss and posting it on the socials.  I wanted to make sure I had a plan for 3 PAX, <10 PAX or  >10 PAX.  It was a very long time since I had taken the 22 mins drive at o dark hundred in the morning.  I drove in silence doing a walk through in my head of the planned activities.   Planted the flag and greeted PAX I had not seen in 8 weeks.

Warm Up:  Nine PAX and a pooch took to the pitch after a mosey around it.  Completed SSH, Hillbillies, Good am, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Fazio Arm Circles, and static arm stretches.  The pitch was beautiful (flat, manicured) with temps  in the high fifties.

The Workout:  Mosey to the abyss.  Paired up for a Dora: 100 merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 SSH; hold squat/ completed squats and helped PAX finish their Dora.  Thanks for the assistance on the count of SSH Nemo – apologies for not clarifying single vs four count SSH.  Partner not doing Dora, ran/walked the stairs.  At the bottom of the stairs, PAX completed 5 Star jumps before starting back up.  Some PAX chose running up the dirt trail parallel to stairs.  Indian run back to pitch.  Nice sprints by Yogurt and POTS.

Mary: Lots of yoga.  Popcorn 10c AB work.

Announcements:  See Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):  Special shout out to my Shield-lock brothers:  Masters for their support.

Prayer: YHC took us out.  Prayers for injured PAX, everyone struggling with pandemic, first responders, delivery drivers.  Honored to lead.

Disney is “officially” opened for business

FNGs: None

EC: Skidmark, ShamWow!, Nemo, Pablo

Notable Absences: the beer deadbolt promised for after the workout

Warm Up: A quick jog around the soccer field.  Circled up at the flag: SSH IC x 20, Windmill IC x10, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 forward and 10 back, seal claps x10, overhead claps x10

The Workout: PAX split into groups of 4 or 5 and did an Indian run over to the high school main entrance.  2 rounds of 10 Irkins, Derkins and Dips on the benches or curb.  Then PAX remained in their Indian run groups and did 11’s on the road/hill that goes between the school entrance and Middle Creek Park Ave: Burpees at the bottom/Star Jumps at the top.  PAX then split into 2 groups to Indian run back to the flag for Mary taking the long way to admire the abyss on the way.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20, Boxcutter x20, Homer-to-Marge regular x10, right leg up x10, left leg up x10, pickle pounders x20

Announcements: see FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): Barb Key (Deadbolt’s M for tolerating him for 26 years, Happy Anniversary!)

Prayer: Continued prayers for Fanny Pack’s daughter and Wallaby

April 30 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Typhoon Lagoon”

April 30 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Typhoon Lagoon”

 Social Distancing was in place

 EC:

Nemo, Redenbacher

PAX:

4

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Good Mornings, Frankenstein’s, and Windmills

 The Workout

  • 3 rounds of “Peoples Chairs” and “Ball to the Wall” with a mosey around parking lot between each set.
  • 2 rounds steps ups with a mosey around parking lot between each set.
  • 2 rounds Urkins, Durkins, and Dips with a mosey around parking lot between each set.

 Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

 Announcements:

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayer:

Unspoken

 

 

 

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

 Social Distancing was in place

 EC:

Nemo, Redenbacher,

PAX:

8

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Good Mornings, Fazio Arms Circles (forward and backward) Imperial Walkers,

 The Workout

 Take’n the Hill (backside of soccer fields)

 1st round 20 merkins, run up hill to frisbee golf hole / net, run to frisbee golf tee, 20 merkins, run back to bottom of hill.

2nd round 20 squats

3rd round 20 American Hammers

4th round 20 lbc’s

5th round 5 burpees

 Mosey’d to the Abyss for some 7’s which included Plank Jacks at top with Star Jumps at bottom.

Mary:

Some leg / hip work lead by Foghorn. Name of exercise yet to be determined.

 Announcements

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayer:

Nemo’s Aunt and Uncle

Pablo’s Mom

Stairway to Eleven

Was informed by Lipstick late last night that he may oversleep his Q at Disney, so I took the Q to ensure the “happiest place on earth” continued to run smoothly.

EC: Emeril, Pablo

Notable Absences: Dumbo

Midget Sighting: Yes (confirmed with multiple witness, but not on slack)

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey around the soccer fields.  Exercises led by Emeril: Good Mornings, Cotton Pickers, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Mosey to the abyss, partner up (at a safe distance) for a Dora 1-2-3 (100 Merkins, 200 Mountain Climbers In-Cadence, 300 squats) with exercises split between partners.  Partner 1 start the exercises, partner 2 travel down the abyss and do 5 star jumps (adding 1 star jump for each additional trip down the abyss) and back up to switch with partner 1.  Wash rinse and repeat until all exercises are completed.  Mosey back to the flag for the next exercise; 11’s on the road/hill between the flag at the top and stop sign at the bottom.  Starting at the flag, run to the stop sign for monkey humpers (in cadence) and back to the flag for shoulder taps (in cadence).  Finished with no time to spare

Mary: No time

Announcements: Check Slack and FB, Running this Saturday at Womble

T-Claps (Recognition): Foghorn on the front line with all this chaos

Prayer: Q*bert (his dad has been extra salty), Dawgpound’s daughters (stuck home with dad…), First Responder, HCPs, All those affected by the Corona Virus with illness, job displacement, challenges with schedules, kids, and TP shortage.

Wrassling at Disney

EC: 187, Dawgpound, Emeril

FNGs: Nope, not today!

Warm Up: Today’s warm up is inspired by Hulk Hogan. Late in his career, Hulk likely had to stretch each day to keep his body moving. Given the groans this morning, we needed it too. GM x 10, Daisy Picker x 10. We all know Hulk Hogan had a large chest too and given our desire to look the part we did Bat Wings (Fazio arm circles F/R, seal claps and overhead claps) and Jack Webs (1:4 ratio stopping at 5). At this point in the workout, “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”

The Workout: Now that we’ve warmed up and we are trying to look the part, its time to get familiar with the ring and practice for our upcoming tag team match. PAX mosey to the Culture Center where they partner up. Partners run opposite directions and alternate performing Patty Cake Merkins x 10 and Broke-back Merkins x 10 (5 each partner). We’ve tested the ropes, prepared to tag in our partner and learned that they have our back! But the ticket for the match is full and we will have to wait our turn so PAX line up for an Indian run over to the Abyss to start preparing some signature moves.

Oh Yeah…the Abyss! Today we started prepping for Macho Man Randy Savage’s signature move “The Flying Elbow”. If you want to do it right, you’re going to have to climb up on the top turnbuckle and then stick the landing. To prepare, partner 1 ran to the bottom of the stairs, did 10 Monkey Humpers and returned while partner 2 did big boy sit ups. Switch, rinse and repeat x2 full trips. The PAX are “too hot to handle and too cold to hold” so we mosey back to the flag for our next signature move.

“To be the man, you have to beat the man” but the man, Ric Flair, has the figure 4 leg lock. In order to compete, we have to work on those legs. PAX complete a lazy dora. (100 low slow flutter, 200 homer to marge and 300 squats). Partners alternate by 10, 20 and 30 respectively. Up until this point in the workout there had been some mumble chatter and a little hazing of the Q. Oddly enough, during this portion of the workout you couldn’t hear anything but the birds waking up. YHC could help but think “If you don’t like it, learn to love it!”.

Lastly, in the event that the Undertaker were to try to put a Tombstone on you, you better be prepared to be upside down so the PAX did Balls to the Wall while each man counted to 5. I think most of the PAX were spent at this point and it seems as though we were reminded “The fear of death is far greater than the death itself”. Good work beating the fartsack and accelerating your fitness. The nonsense was my way of making that DRP taste a little sweeter.

Mary: SSH x 30. I saved them for last because the form sucks no matter when we do them these days. Tighten up boys!

Announcements: Hank Williams once said “To sing like a hillbilly, you had to have lived like a hillbilly. You had to have smelt a lot of mule manure.” If you want to sing like a hillbilly hit up Midget4Life for a trip to Raleigh. I GUARANTEE you will learn at least one lesson if you do!

T-Claps (Recognition): Dawgpound for the best ‘themed’ shirt at the workout! Whoooooooo!!!!

Prayer: All those struggling physically, mentally and emotionally that we might be a source of comfort for them.

I had a good time this morning. Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!