Don’t Buy The Fake News From Dem Boys Runnin For The Toilet

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Me and Fanny Pack were up late getting ready for this morning’s workout. Fanny Pack was mowing the grass while I cleaned the bathrooms in case any random speed walkers with irritable bowels needed to make a pit stop. 520am came quickly and the gloom brought out some star power including the likes of M4L and Doc among others, and the place was looking pristine. We also welcomed back Cotter Kid Cracker, and Bondo who was making his second appearance since his FNG workout on Monday.

FNGs: Nada

Warm Up:

We started with a mosey around the soccer fields (doing our best to steer clear of the tennis courts) to the far parking lot for some warm up exercises….

Daisy Pickers x10, Annies x12, Imperial Walker x15, Hillbilly x15

The Workout:

Indian run around and past the amphitheater and make a left turn over the small bridge and another left at the fork in the path around the baseball fields. Stopped at the volleyball courts for a spontaneous 5 burpees OYO. Then continued to loop around baseball fields with an Indian run until we reached the bottom of the decline in the path (behind the fence of the outfield). This made for a nice hill to incorporate into the workout.

11’s with the Hill – Side Straddle Squats at the bottom and burpees at the top…Poop eater decided to make a stinky in the middle of our burpee reps. Luckily Florence was “Johnny on the spot” with a plastic baggy…

Next was an Indian run to the parking lot for a Dora rock workout.  Performed triceps extensions, shoulder presses and curls for the girlz – x100 reps each. PAX were told instead of doing high reps, to go slow and focus on form. Partner A started the rock reps while Partner B did evolution of man (Bear crawl 25 yards, lunge walk 25 yards, sprint back to their partner) around parking lot. Then trade places until all 100 rep goals were achieved.

Mary:

Plank hold while we went around the circle and each PAX gave a 10 count for a good shoulder burn.

Low Slow Flutter x20, boxcutter x15, LBC x20, homer to marge x20, monkey humper x20, have a nice day

Announcements:

-New seasonal AO @ Womble on Wednesdays at 1745 (Vicious Cycles)

-Greatest Place On Earth (Disney) Celebrates Dumbo’s 2 yr Anny tomorrow

-Volunteers still needed as Mulching Continues on Saturdays

-Consider donating to N2N…every little bit helps…more info and how to donate on 3rd F

-TBD NOW RATED BEST WEDNESDAY AO In SOUTHWAKE per all major news outlets

T-Claps (Recognition):

Kid Cracker for Getting back out to the gloom

Prayer: Florence starting a temporary job in South Carolina, Family that M4L mentioned that is going through a difficult separation (wife Aria), military and first responders

Goin’ Round the Clock

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PAX: Snap, Yogurt, Wallaby, Tetanus, Fanny Pack, Nemo, Florence, Mechanic, Mr. Terrific, Oboe

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey up to parking lot with some butt kickers, high knees, and karaoke along the way.  Then Good Mornings, Windmills, SSH, arm circles, and hillbillies
The Workout: We started in the center of the four baseball fields and partnered up for the Grandfather Clock.  One partner took a hard run down the path around the baseball field starting at 12:00 and coming in at 3:00 while the other partner did Burpees AMRAP (several PAX somehow couldn’t find 3:00 so the rest of were stuck with a lot more burpees).  Partner switch and repeat. 3-6:00 with Jump Squats, 6-9:00 with Merkins, and 9-12:00 with WWIs.  Many were ready to be done after the Burpees but all dug deep and finished.

Moseyed over to the rock pile for 20 rep Ground Pounders, tricep extensions, curls for the girls, bus drivers, wonder bras, and modified Rut-Ro’s.

Mary: shoulder taps, break dancers, Freddy Mercury, and Homer to Marge
Announcements: Continued Bass Lake mulch and Ultimate tonight and Womble
Prayer: school teachers, Hardy’s head, and addiction

Feeling the “Chill” In The Gloom

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5:25am and I was getting  a bit concerned that the fartsack had conquered everyone. Not a minute later when a convoy of cars pulled into the lot and the gloom was alive and well. Florence had the clown car rolling with Hardy and an FNG while Oboe and Wallaby were following in hot pursuit.  I’ve learned in my short time as an F3 Pax that planning is everything when you are Q. You must have a plan for good weather as well as rain, and you may also need to plan based on the size of the group…..but I hadn’t taken into account having an odd number of PAX show up. We had 7 and a poop-eater.

FNGs: Welcome Sprocket

Warm Up:

SSH X20, Groin squat stretch (10 second silent count), Frankenstein X15, Windmill X15

The Workout:

Thing 1: Variation of Running With 100 Reps

Mosey across the parking lot and over the bridge to just outside the behind the baseball fields for Hillbilly squats X25. Then did an Indian Run around the baseball field to the parking lot on the opposite side of the park and stopped for merkins X25, followed by a burpee indian run back over the small bridge and stopped for low slow flutter X25.  Then back on our feet for regular indian run down to the pit for overhead claps X25.

Thing 2:

Group divided into 2 for a little competition. Cones were placed at the starting line which was roughly 40 yards in front of the soccer goals. PAX formed 2 lines parallel to each other behind the starting line. 2 soccer balls were placed between the PAX and the soccer goals, roughly 20 yards from the soccer goals. Both teams of PAX got into Chill Cut position. When the “Go” signal was given, the last PAX in line jumped up and broad jumped over his teammates and dropped into Chill Cut until all PAX had cycled through. The last PAX (which was the first PAX originally at the front of the line) races to a soccer ball and goes for the score. Team that scores first gets a point. Losing team did 5 burpees OYO. The team with one less PAX had one member go twice to make it a bit more even.  8 cycles were completed with a final score of 5-3. Team 2 took the victory (Florence, Snap, Wallaby).

Thing 3:

Just enough time for 50 dips (gotta work the tri’s). Teams stayed in 2 groups. Team 1 ran backwards up the paved hill and back down the hill facing forward while Team 2 ran up the stairs and back down, then 25 dips. Then the teams swapped the stairs for the hill and did one more round before it was time to head back for Mary.

 

Mary: Boxcutters X25, Windshield Wipers X25, LBC’s X25

Announcements:

Mulching at Bass Lake again this Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition):

Florence, Snap and Wallaby for the victory

Prayer:

Those battling addiction,  those dealing with mental health issues, and first responders and their families

Hey Man… You…Do You…OK?

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With RUNE in the books, YHC had pre-blasted an extremely run limited AO this morning to give the legs a rest. I even implored the runners (so many enthusiastic and great ones) in this group to go visit Run for the John if they wanted to run.  So you had your choice between 1/2 mile and 6-7 mile workouts.  YHC was determined to smoke the beach muscles of every pax who posted.

EC: Nemo, Fanny Pack, Yogurt

FNG’s: No sir.
Warm Up: SSH x 20, everything else 10 counts including Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Moroccan Night Clubs. YHC also called for 20 merkins and 20 offset grip R/L merkins before we set off.
The Workout: Under the shelter for DORA variation. No running partner. 1 partner did 50 LBC single count, while other partner exercised.  Exercises were: 100 dirkins, 200 step-ups, and 300 dips. FloJoe and Hardy were all of a sudden sitting around like, “yeah… we’re done”. They busted this DORA out!

Next, onto rock work.  Everyone grabbed a rock and a parking space.  During this time, Yogurt, Nemo, and YHC had some back and forth about rock size, location of parking spot etc. Simple response was, “Hey man, you do you, ok??? We did a series of each pax bear crawling on their parking space, grabbing the rock and doing exercises before crawl bearing backwards only to start again. We did 3 series of each rock exercise by counts of 20,15, and 10.   Exercises were Curls for the Girls, Tricep Press, and over head press giving us 9 total round of this sequence with 3 extra sets of ab work between which included 20 counts of WW2, LSF, and Hello Dolly’s.

On to a short rock circle consisting of 20 count IC Wonderbras, 20 chest Press, 20 rut rowsIC, 20 chest Press, then finished with 20 standard merkins before Cusacking the rocks back home. Mosey in for Mary.

Mary: H2M 20 count IC, Heel Taps 20 count IC.
Announcements: Mulch… do it!
T-Claps (Recognition): Tetanus for being my shield lock brother and supporting this crazy  weeklong Q thing I’m doing.  Yogurt for usually being the oldest but destroying EVERYONE!
Prayer: Those with addictions for freedom. YHC took us out.  On to stop #4.  Thanks fellas for pushing me to be my best version of myself!

Welcome to the Rock

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FNGs: Nil
Warm Up: Moseyed to Stinson-side parking lot to avoid anyone getting ‘possumed, and circled up.

SSH x 20

Imperial Walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

Fazio arm circles x 10 (forward and backerds)

Overhead claps x 10

Seal claps x 10

The Workout: Mosey over to the pit and line up on the ghost of what was once the sideline for some 11’s: merkins and star jumps, squat holding for the 6 after each leg. Good work by all PAX keeping it tight.

Next was an Indian run from the pit to the rock pile. YHC instructed everyone to grab a medium sized rock. Lined up along the lines of the parking space where YHC called rock pushes. For those not familiar, it’s basically a bear crawl but you also push a rock. Did the length of the parking lot, then did 10 low slow flutters. Did the rock push back to start where we did box cutters.

We circled up and did some popcorn rock work and pretty much heard all the greatest hits. Returned the rocks to their homes.

Moseyed to the picnic shelter for some irking durkins and dips: 15 each.

numbered off, with 1’s on the wall and 2’s holding plank. Did 2 rounds. Moseyed to the tennis courts mary.

Mary: Circled up, YHC called for Windshield wipers. Called out some random PAX to give us an exercise for quasi-popcorn Mary.

YHC closed is out with good mornings

Announcements: Bass Lake mulch. Check the signup sheet if interested.
T-Claps (Recognition): everyone for sticking with it.

Fanny pack for beating the fart sack

me for rhyming

Prayer: Everybody. But especially those on the front lines, first responders and our service members

 

Silent But Deadly

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Not a whole lot of mumble chatter today at TBD as  we kept everyone moving and working hard on a drizzly Wednesday morning.

PAX: Snap, Oboe, Elton, Buford, Florence, and Hardy

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around the soccer field followed by karaoke, high knees, butt kickers, Good Mornings, Windmills, and Fazio arm circles.
The Workout:

Mosey over to the pavillion for a descending ladder:

4 exercises done 10 times, then 9 times… all the way to 1 – merkins, jump squats, dips, and WW2s

Indian Run to the shelter by the pone for a round of tabata

4 exercises done 30 seconds on, 10 seconds rest for 3 sets – Shoulder Taps, Forward/Backward Jump Lunges, Balls to the Wall, and Alternating Side Lunges

Mosey over to the rock pile:

One person called out an exercise with the rock and ran around the parking lot while the group performed the exercise.  Made it around the circle twice.

Just to make sure nobody was going to walk away with an ounce of energy, we sprinted the long way around the soccer field from the rock pile to the tennis court for some Mary.

Mary: Low slow flutter, Freddy Mercury, Box Cutters, and LBCs
Announcements: Get signed up for mulching around Bass Lake
Prayer: Pablo’s family

Tour De Womble @ TBD

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Promises and Threats

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12 men and “mans best friend” posted up on a misty morning at Womble, DETERMINED to get stronger.  Beautiful sky with eerie clouds as YHC finished up the lone EC and the sun came up today. We…are so small! Throughout the workout, several quiet but notable moments took place as we made our way through this AO site that has so many options.

FNG’s: nope
Warm Up: It’s official… some pax think YHC’s voice is too loud for the neighbors. I’ve heard the mumbling gents… and might…lower the volume. SSH, GM’s, Sir Fazios F/R, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps.  All IC. Mosey to the other lot for Frankenstein’s.
The Workout: Think this May be some variation of “curb appeal” as Deadbolt mentioned that term twice during the Thang. Pax line up in parking spots. Wide Grip Merkins followed by bear crawl across, on to Irkins on the curb, into WW2’s, on to a lunge walk back.  Started with 5 count of exercises. Repeato each time going up to 10,15, 20 reps each exercise.  This was done with 25 LSF’s IC as an audible.

Indian Run- 2 Squads.

Groups Indian run opposite ways on the track til impact. At each impact point, YHC called some exercises. 30 squats, 20 merkins, 10 squat jumps, 5 burpees. So we did 4 rounds of this.

At some point, FloJoe disappeared to lose a little weight in newly opened facilities at the parks. Yogurt, like the Master he is, kept track and got FloJoe back to the rocks.

At the rocks, all pax chose carefully. Each pax calls an exercise for the group to do AMRAP whilst he runs a parking lot loop. Notably, POTS being the first to call burpees…leading the youngsters of the group to follow suit at some point.  POTS… way to be an example to them! Call out burpees=nobody likes you.  But we’re not here to be liked! Snap called bus drivers, but he’s fast… thank God!  FloJoe having lost 2 pounds during the facility trip found newfound creativity and called for Sweat Angels with Rock.  Just before finishing, Mookie turned to YHC and said, “ if you call burpees this last round I’m punching you in the face”. YHC obliged, called burpees, accepted the “poke the bear” challenge, and mentioned in departure for the loop, “I guess were fighting when I get back!”

Rocks finished, we moseyed back to the flag for Mary.  I mean, the rest of the pax moseyed…Mookie….ran….hard! He caught up with Sprinkler and two of them were in pretty full stride pushing each other to the end!  Way to challenge, poke, and push people to get better today Mookie!

Mary: Doc led Mary with some LSF’s, Boat/Canoes, and some LBC’s IC. Solid work all around. And in the words of Tetanus, “ that was a little bit of everything.”
Announcements: Sign up for the Rune. Doc is looking to some usual suspect pax at TBD to step up and join YHC as the new site Q’s.
T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie for challenging others to be better, stronger, faster.
Prayer: Keep yourself safe as you return to the new normal.  My daughter Julia.  Our Nation, our leaders, people who are sick or afraid.  God commands us not to be afraid, but we need His strength and others when it’s tough.

Keep The Count Going!

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With a misty rain blowing sideways, YHC followed up on his promise in pre-blast to stack this workout up. 2 shovel flags were planted, courtesy of YHC and Tetanus leaving no doubt that TBD was open for business this rainy morning. 10 pax stacked it up around 4 corners and took just a little shelter from the rain on our travels today.

FNG’s: No sir.
Warm Up: Good Mornings, IW’s, HB’s, Daisy  Pickers followed by a mosey to the far lot for some Frankenstein’s and Fazio Arm Circles.
The Workout: 4 Corner Stack Up

Counts went up by 5’s at each corner with a different exercise being added. For example, Corner 1- 5 burpees, Corner 2- 5 burpees, 10 lunges and so on.  Exercises were: 5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 merkins, 20 squats, 25 Mountain Climbers IC, 30 Shoulder Taps IC, 35 SSH, and a 40 second plank hold.  During the plank hold, Double D shouts, “Hey Fanny, keep the count going man!” Happy to oblige, we went to  60 alternating every 10 count or so between regular and chill cut planks.

Over to the shelter where 1/2 the pax held BTTW while others did 20 count irkins and 10 count dips.  Switch. Mixed in 5 burpees and 10 star jumps as a Segway to People’s Chair with other pax doing 20 count step ups. Switch.  Shout out to many pax today who called out cadence at various points of the workout while YHC took time to suck wind. Returned to tennis court for Mary.
Mary: 10 Imperial Walkers, 20 Pickle Pounders IC and time expired.
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): Shout our to Moped, posting his 3rd workout with a strong return. Muscle cramps couldn’t stop him today! Oboe for showing great form on so many exercises.
Prayer: Dauber’s neighbor who lost his wife Jean recently.  My daughter, Julia…still struggling to recover from illness mostly from an anxiety standpoint.  Double D’s son, entering some rehab for anxiety issues and many pax shared regarding mental illness being real, being very prevalent especially these days, and reaching out to others knowing they need help.  Honor to lead! YHC took us out.

Yogurt Celebrates BDay With 55 Burpees; Fanny Pack Leads TBD

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Yogurt led eight PAX for a non-stop workout centered around 55 burpees. Fanny Pack led seven PAX for some 11’s and more…

Warmup: Mosey to amphitheater, spread out for 11/55 burpees. I asked Go-Gurt to help me account for our five sets of 11 burpees.

Stop 1: Amphitheater

  • Ledge for dips, greenway downslope for derkins
  • 55 dips and 55 derkins, completed in five sets of 11

Stop 2: Picnic shelter area: 11 burpees to make it 22/55

  • Mosey to tennis court area: Needed a break from burpees, so we did ab work in sets of 55

Stop 3: Top of Ivan lot: 11 burpees to make it 33/55

Stop 4: Bottom of Ivan lot: modified Red Barchetta

  • Sets of 55 SSH, 45 Mtn climbers, 35 something else at the top
  • 55 curb step-ups at varying paces at bottom

Stop 5: Top of Ivan lot for 55 more burpees to make it 44/55

Stop 6: Tennis courts for 11 more burpees to make it 55/55!

 

TBD Led by Fanny Pack

Round 1: Ivan lot: Sevens with burpees and alternating lunges

Round 2: Amphitheater: Step ups, squats, irkins, dirkins, dips, several rounds of BTTW and People’s Chair

Round 3: Tennis courts: Ascending ladder to 11 of Jack Squats (squat replaces air press) with sprints in between

Mary: Combined Masters and TBD. Lots of ab and core work in sets of 55 or 28. We did not stop until 0615.

Prayer requests: Fanny Pack’s daughter, who is overcoming stomach-bug-type illness, but seems to be slow recovery.

Announcements: Yogurt turns 55, nothing major