Hey Pax, Can Someone Give Me a Ride to…

YHC discovered a new way to get someone to a workout.  There’s the standard EH. Then there’s the “smack talk ‘em into it”. Finally, there’s the I locked my keys in the car, need a ride to the AO, and btw…I’m supposed to Q. That’s where I was after some miles at U-Turn this AM. But Sprinkler came to the rescue to give me a lift. Without my shovel flag, gloves, dice, winky, and other non-sweated through gear in my locked car… we began the AO at 0730.

FNG’s: nada
Warm Up: SSH x30, and then 10 counts of: IW, HB, Good Mornings, Frankenstein’s, Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Clap, and Overhead Claps.
The Workout: To the rocks men!  YHC called a series of exercises with 20, 15, and a few 10 counts of the following:

Rut Rows x 3, Ground Pounders (only 1x), Squats x 4, Curls for the girls x 3, Tricep Press x 2, Bus Drivers, Wonder Bras, Shoulder Press x 2, Toe Taps, and, of course, in true GP fashion…the Rock Spanks! Pax switched rocks frequently.

Pax bring rocks to parking lot with everyone on their six. 6 rounds of Chest Presses and 6 rounds of ab work all with rocks. Ab work was 10 cts., presses were 10,15,20,20,15,10 counts.

Over to the bleacher area…an area apparently historically underused at this AO judging by the mumblechatter. Let’s open up this can!

Pax grab a fistful of fence for 30 count fence squats.

Half the pax engaged in a bleacher close grip Merkin ladder up and down the bleachers as the “timers”. Remaining pax did AMRAP dips at the knee wall. Switch.  Arms spent!

20 count step-ups at the knee wall.

We moseyed over to the restroom hut for some alternating series of People’s Chair and BTTW.  3 rounds of this with all pax counting the time with 7 counts, then 6, finally 5.

Moseyed back to the flag.

Mary: YHC realized we skipped dirkins, so we did 10 of those IC. Finished with 5 burpees OYO.
Announcements: Lots of things to get involved in on Slack. Wilmington race coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Needless to say…Sprinkler for making my Q happen. Farva… for always choosing a rock that makes the rest of the pax suffer…I mean…get stronger. Martini for doing a triple down after running like 14 miles or something this morning.
Prayer: Those sick and the hysteria that seems to follow Corona Virus situation. DOA’s family with sickness and M close to giving birth. Laid hands on our brother Forceps. Honored to lead… even without my car, keys, or gear!

Making Stuff Up

Pax of 2 showed up and neither of us felt like taking Q.  So we took turns calling sets and filled the 45 minutes up.  Good workout and conversation on a Saturday am.  Turns out our children are in the same 4th grade class and we had no idea.

Warm Up:  Side straddle hops, fazio arm circles, daisy pickers and a few more.

The Workout:

Started at the rock pile for 3 rotations of 15 sets of:  curls, upright rows, tricep press, squats, ground pounders and shoulder press.

Moved to parking lot and did chest press, merkins, lunges and other rock exercises.

Moved to wall and did balls to wall and seated wall, lunges and bear crawls

Moved to playground and did too many merkins, dips and leg exercises

Mary:   Various core exercises

Prayer:  Forceps and his family.

Murph-Adjacent

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x25, Good mornings x10, windmills x10
The Workout: YHC has been doing murph training with some co-workers lately, so I figured I’d do a “murph-adjacent” workout today. It went like this:

  • Jogged from the parking lot to Holly Springs road and back.
  • Grabbed a rock. Curls for the girls x50
  • Muricans x20
  • Squats x30
  • Went as long as time allowed. Ended up being about 7 rounds.
  • Jogged down the greenway, around Veteran’s Park, and back to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: plank hold for 10 count, side plank for 10 count each, LBCs x10, WWIIs x10
Announcements: Forceps’ son’s memorial is 2/29. Check slack for more.
T-Claps (Recognition): All the HIM who rallied for Forceps this week.
Prayer: Forceps and his family for continued strength, Wallaby for strength and healing, Crab Legs, military and first responders.

Wait…What did Sprinkler just say?.. 8 PAX Get Some Laughs and Rock Work at GP

Q Tour Bus had YHC’s next stop at Ground Pounder. Home of the best mumblechatter in SouthWake. Saturday morning’s exchanges definitely did not disappoint. Loving this Q tour thing and getting to know PAX I typically do not see at the AO’s normally frequented. Over the past few weeks, I’ve had the opportunity to post and have a few 2nd F’s with Sprinkler. All I can say is this guy is hilarious if you ever have some time to be stationary with the guy and just talk. Most of my exchanges with him have been at U-Turn runs and a single run at AGS, but after a few coffee stops has me feeling that he needs to Q somewhere soon, and when he does, I’ll be one of the first to HC.

Rolled in early as has been the case at the other AO’s. YHC has been here before, but usually see something I haven’t noticed and always looking for ways to change things up. As I rolled in, I saw Redenbacher’s car parked along the fence side spaces, but no Redenbacher in site. Planted flag and began ‘chalking’ the parking lot with the exercise circuit we’d perform for this edition of Ground Pounder. As I was finishing up with the chalk, I see Redenbacher coming in in the distance. Solid EC+ Uturn and then back for a double down. He wasn’t looking right and later explained that he had a few splashes of merlot on the runs this morning, but was gonna stick it out and have some fun with rocks.

Cars started rolling in carrying Shredder, DOA, Schroeder, Fanny Pack, Sprinkler. We later got a visit from Midget, who had texted YHC that he’d be coming in hot from this morning’s Whiplash in Raleigh. A solid 8 this morning.

Friggin Cold was the forecast this morning not exactly pleasant for rock work, but we decided to get warmed up quickly. First time this week I broke a promise to PAX regarding the workout. I promised no running, but had to get a light mosey in to get the blood circulating. It was a skinny lap so no harm no foul.

Warm Up: Circled up for SSH’s X20, Good Morning’s X10, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Bat Wings 20 Fazio F\B, Overhead, Seals. Morocan Nightclubs. Mumblechatter started to brew as we moved over to the rock pile to pick out a few gems.

The Workout: Instructed PAX to find a nice rock, one they’d be comfortable with doing a series of full body exercises with. There would be 7 stations this morning, with some Cusacks and Bear Crawls in between.

Station 1: All with Rock

Squats X20 on YHC’s Up and Down

Squat Presses X20 on YHC’s Up and Down

One of the lessons YHC has to learn is to not be so serious when he Q’s. I have a tendency to get too focused on the cadence and exercise count that I miss all of the quality mumblechatter that goes on. As I got half way through the squat press count, Midget started some exchange about how Sprinkler is going to put out “Fanny’s” fire on this posting challenge. From there, it escalated to something about some famous actor guy, Ron J. Eremy something, and then later punctuated by the Merriam-Webster-Shredder definition of the word “Indefinitely.”

Finished up this station with Upright rows X20

Cusack’d to Station 2

Station 2: All with Rock

-Ground Pounders X15

-Simba’s X5 left to right\right to left

-Wonder Bras X20 in cadence

Cusack’d to Station 3 (Playground)

Station 3:  (Playground) All with Rock

-Uneven Merkins on Rock X10

Derkins X10  in Cadence with slaps on each side of the rock (kind of like extra shoulder taps) before moving back in starting position

Dips with Rock X15

Cusack to Station 4

Station 4: All with Rock

-Overhead Presses X20

-2 Handed Front Raises X15 (modify exercise is more upright rows if rock too heavy)

-Tricep Extensions X20

Station 5: All with Rock

“Nemos”

-Start at top curl half way X25

-Start at bottom curl half way X25

-Start at bottom all way to top X25 (all exercises in cadence)

YHC advised PAX to switch out rocks with a smaller version. One that would be challenging for “Bus Drivers”

Station 6: (Back side of the bathrooms along the wall)

-Peoples Chair with Bus Drivers X15 in cadence

-Balls to the wall X20 in cadence

-Peoples Chair with Bus Drivers X15 in cadence

YHC advised PAX to partner up and pick a rock they’d both be comfortable with in plank position.

Station 7:

Partner 1- Planked with Rock; Partner 2- Bear Crawl 20 yard to the next speed bump; mosey back

Rinse\Repeat

Back to the rock pile for 2 burn out sets  of curls and tricep extensions X30 and X29 in cadence respectively (short changed PAX on that last rep. Lost count).

Mary: Series of Pigeon Stretches, Downward Dog transition to upright position. Good Mornings X10, Right leg over Left; Left Leg over Right. Planks, Low Slow Flutter X20, LBC X20, Pickle Pounders X20 all in cadence. Have a nice day!

Announcements: Check slack for 3rd F opportunities

T-Claps (Recognition): All those posting to U-Turn and Whiplash with a Double Down today. Additionally, the 8 PAX today posting in 28 degree cold and putting up with YHC’s rock workout.

Prayer: Moment of silence for Forcep’s son. Additionally prayers for Forceps and his family. Sprinkler took us out.

3 F’s for GP 02.08.20 (Forceps, Farva & Fanny Pack)

3 HIMs showed up to GP and mumble chatter started before the clock started.    

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings,  10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 20 3ct SSH, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 30 ct Pigeon Pose, 20 Merkins, 10 X 3 ct Prisoner Squats

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 4 sets of 10 x  ct – Bench Press
  • 10 x 3ct – Windshield Wipers
  • 10 x 3ct – 6 inches (arms extended)
  • 10 x 3ct – Box Cutters
  • 10 x 3ct – Scissor kicks

Mosey to playground wall:

  • 20 x 3ct Alternating Leg Step Ups
  • 10 Derkins
  • 10 Erkins
  • 10 Merkins
  • 20 Dips  
  • 10 x 3 ct Plank Jacks
  • 10 Merkins (wide grip)
  • 10 x 3ct Lunges
  • 10 x 3ct Rockies
  • 10 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 20 Homer to Marge (10 standard, 5 alternating single leg)
  • 10 Rockies
  • 10 WWII’s
  • 20 – side Crunches (10 each side)
  • 20 – side Leg lifts (10 each side)

T-Claps for Farva and Fanny Pack who doubled down this morning with 5 miles at U-Turn.

Announcements: Play Set Build now scheduled for Feb 28th.

Prayer Requests:  Farva’s neighbor had a house fire a couple days ago and lost everything.

Fanny Pack took us out.

Championships don’t count if you weren’t on the field

As I drove from Panera after another morning of recruiting from U-Turn, I realized my own hypocrisy.  Moving forward, I will not recruit for the Saturday double down unless I am doing so myself. 

FNG: Schroeder (courtesy of a DOA Headlock).  Schroeder is full of talent – a musical savant on the piano,  a supervisor at the nuclear power plant.

10 HIMs showed up to GP and mumble chatter started before the clock started.    

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Imperial Squaters, 10 Hillbillies, 20 3ct SSH, 10 Willy Mays Haze

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 4 sets of 20 – Standard Bench Press
  • 10 x 3ct – Windshield Wipers
  • 10 x 3ct – 6 inches (arms extended)
  • 10 x 3ct – Box Cutters
  • 10 x 3ct – Rocky’s
  • 10 x 3ct – WWII’s

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 1 set of 50ct Prisoner style Wall Sits and 1 set of 50 ct Al Gore Wall Sits
  • 2 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to playground wall:

  • 2 sets of 10 x 3ct Alternating Leg Step Ups
  • 2 sets of 10 Merkins, Derkins, Erkins and Dips  

Mosey to picnic area for some dice rolling

10 Plank Jacks, 8 Burpees, 6 American Hammers, 10 Split Jacks, 7 Diamond Merkins, 4 x 3ct Lunges, 11 Mountain Climbers, 8 x 3ct Rockies, 5 Dips, 9 Mountain Climbers

Mumble Chatter was on full tilt – lots of comments about how size matters, potential concussions, buses being driven into ditches, and we all learned Pikachu practices handless BTWs and that Garner feels high school football championships are more important than teaching students how to count. 

T-Claps for those who doubled down this morning.

Announcements: Play Set Build rescheduled due to weather, no 2.0 workout today.

Prayer Requests:  HIMs that are dealing with injuries especially Aquaman,  DOA’s daughter has broken arm, Sprinkler and his family, R22’s daughters friend dealing with cancer

YHC took us out.

That’s what she said

When YHC saw a last minute opportunity to step up and Q the AO with South Wake’s best mumble chatter he jumped at it. Rolling in at 7:20 to a few cars from runners who had started much earlier I was happy to see Dauber and Sprinkler around. Other pax rolled in and Banana Seat ran in with ~-30 seconds to spare. But since YHC can’t do high impact burpees for punishment were out of the question.

FNGs: None today
Warm Up:

Imperial squat walkers x10 IC
Frankenstein walk to the rock pile
The Workout:

Grab a rock
Cusac to the facilities
Dirty Hookup x10 IC (plank to wall plank and back)
Mike Tyson x10 IC (squatted plank to merkin and back)
Air Squared x10 IC (people’s chair with overhead claps)

Rock work x20 – curls, triceps, overhead press, rut row. Do one each “break”

Repeat wall work and rock work 3 times each

Balls to the wall x20 IC
People’s chair x10 IC per pax

Cusac to playground

As we made our way to the playground with saw Mr. Terrific come running through – like a guy with too much energy he immediately jumped in and joined us for last portion of the workout after a 2+ hour run this morning!

Pull ups x10
Derkins x10
Irkins x10
Dips x10 IC
Repeato

Cusac rocks back to pile and return

Mosey back to soft grand under the dripping canopy
Mary:

V ups x10 IC
WW2 x10 IC
Pickle Pounder x10 IC
Side plank crunches x10 IC

V ups x20 IC
WW2 x20 IC
Pickle Pounder x20 IC
Side plank crunches x10 IC
Side plank needle threads x5
Announcements:

Long run 22Feb20. Upcoming 2nd F at Bombshell for Travis Manion foundation. Lots of 3rd F going on today during the day. Q School at Mutiny on Monday.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat for the 10 mile run + Ground Pounder. Mr. Terrific for jumping right in after 2+ hours of running prior to.
Prayer:

Aquaman’s foot injury. YHC’s leg injury. Families growing. Mr. Terrific’s dad’s surgery this week.

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

Mumble mumble chatter chatter

FNGs: None

11 HIMs showed up to GP and mumble chatter started before the clock started.  We may have had a record attendance outside of the anniversary event of GP.  

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Emperial Squaters, 10 Hillbillies, 20 3ct SSH, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 20 ct Pigeon Pose

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 4 sets of 20 – Standard Bench Press
  • 10 x 3ct – Windshield wipers
  • 10 x 3ct – 6 inches
  • 10 x 3ct – Low Slow Flutter
  • 10 x 3ct – Box Cutters

PAX pair up:

2 sets of Rock/Crap Planks w/ Bears

1 does Rock Plank Hold while other Bearcrawls 20 yards and jog back

1 does Rock Crab Hold while other Bearcrawls for 20 yards and jogs back

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 55ct Wall Sits Prisoner style
  • 55 ct BTW

Tunnel of Love: PAX line up single file and to make tunnel. Each PAX took turns belly crawling through the man made tunnel.

Mosey to playground for Aik’n Legs:

  • 20 x 3ct Step Ups
  • 20 x 3ct Prisoner Squats
  • 20 x 3ct Lunges
  • 10 x 3 ct Mnt Climbers
  • 10 LBCs  

T-Claps for everyone who doubled down this morning. Especially to Martini with 7 miles @ U-Turn prior to posting GP

Announcements:  Carpex Q’s in SW next week staring Monday at Paradise. M4L hosting the Tiger’s game on Monday night.  1917 Movie night on Tuesday night – check with Dauber if you haven’t signed up.

Prayer Requests:  For our military and the families of our military.  Continued prayers for Noah’s wife Michelle and for ALL the M’s and our families.  Prayer is powerful and changes lives.

YHC took us out.

Rain, Rocks, Laughter & More Rocks

FNGs:  Welcome Jean Rolin Auguste!  Shredder and his 2.0 met an amazing young man while doing Mission work in Haiti.  More to follow on his naming.

Warm Up:  Drove through light rain with temps in the high 50’s.  Over dressed for sure.  Rolled over the speed bumps in the parking lot with 6 cars already there and a Shredder sighting planting a shovel flag!  Damn, no easy workout today.  I had announced there would be rocks at a pre-blast.  As we circled up, I met Rolin, and gave our FNG disclaimer.  Nemo asked if there was running.  Evidently, a few PAX had run at U-Turn this morning (t-claps to them for doubling down.). Mumble-chatter was incredible.  With the drizzle, PAX let the Q know of numerous options, pointing out the blue tarp shelter was fake news guaranteeing a steady drip if we decided to work out there.  Site Q pointed out a hidden shelter.  Even Shredder suggested Veteran’s Park had a shelter.  Unbeknownst to the PAX, Vet Park was in play all along.  As the clock struck 730 am, we broke our circle and headed to the rock pile for a medium-sized rock.  Mumble chatter commenced immediately.  No warmup?  Warmup as you head to the rock pile?  What was Dauber up to?  Where would we work out? Shelter?  No shelter?  PAX got moist in the stream of rocks.  Some PAX took longer than others to grab the perfect rock.  Some PAX were overachievers grabbing a larger one.  Nice.  Perhaps we would be rotating rocks?  Perhaps not.   We took our rocks back to the area near our vehicles  and circled up for a warm-up.  Dropped the rocks and executed 25 SSH, 10 Daisy pickers, 10 Don Quixote, 10 overhead claps, 10 Seal claps.

The Workout:  PAX were a bit surprised when I announced we were taking a road trip (rock tour) with our rocks to.  Veteran’s Park.  Immediately, PAX were calculating the distance.  More mumble chatter leading to more laughs.  Laughs were welcomed as we got down to business.  John Cusack down the beautifully paved trail new to Nemo (although he had trained on it 20 plus times over the last few months).  Daylight running vs running in the gloom I guess.  PAX were again surprised when we stopped along our journey to execute the following 10 count exercises:  curls for the girls, squats, plank hold tap rocks (IC) – also known as slap your rock amongst these HIM.  Mosey some more in the light drizzle searching for shelter.  Used our rock umbrellas.  Circle up for 10 count (IC) toe taps on rocks.  Mosey with rocks overhead. Stop.  Added 10 ground pounders.  Mosey.  Stop.  10 Overhead presses.  Mosey to the stairs in the woods without rocks.  Bear crawl back up.  Grab rocks.  Mosey.  Stop.  10 Rut rows.  Mosey with alternating right shoulder and left shoulder exercises to from the woods to the parking lot.  Introduced Simbas to the PAX as we lined up at the end of the parking lot.  What is a Simba?  Think of the Disney Classic.  Dropped rocks for some alternating lunges halfway down the parking lot.   And crawl back you your rock.  Grab rock and mosey to shelter.  Made it to the shelter just as the drizzle ceased.  Dropped our rocks on the picnic tables.   Mumble chatter still very present, something about swiping left?  While under the comfort of the shelter, PAX executed the following:  10 Australian Mtn climbers (IC) – slippery wall, 10 count People’s Chair (IC) , 10 derkins, 10 dips, 10 erkins, 15 count BTTW (IC), 15 count PC (IC).  Tried up and overs with rocks on picnic tables but were cancelled immediately based on the sturdiness or not so much,  of the tables.  Nemo and I feared breaking city property.  Circled up for some rock exercises on our six.  Chest presses, skull crushers, H2M, straight arm tricep curls, rock above chest with feet 6 inches,  WWIIs with rock between our feet…Additionally more OH presses.  20 LBCs.  A merkin.  Leg stretching with images only to be found on F3 2020 calendar – coming soon from a shield lock fundraiser.  (Note:  these PAX will pay you to get these sultry calendars!). Time was of the essence and we were running out of it.  Time flies when you are having fun.  Doing the right thing, PAX all agreed to bring back the rocks to the original rock pile.  Time to mosey.  Along the way back, lots of John Cusack, curls for the girls, o/h presses, right/left shoulder, steps ups on Disc golf platform.  Added bus drivers.   Nemo thought about adding a 500m swim but reluctantly declined at the last minute.  Biceps in fire.  Finally got back to the rock pile and returned our favorite rocks.

Mary
:  Running out of time but added pot stirrers (L/R) arms and Ospreys.  Michael Phelps.  Nemo completely intrigued with these arm exercises.  He can’t wait to use them at DT.

Announcements:  CPR training, Movie night, Shield lock, Eagle Scout project.  Forceps needs a team   (Masters team at 5, not sure if we can add him.  Any more teams have room or thinking about forming up?)

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX doubling down, Colt 45 building houses – making homes

Prayer:  Shredder took us out (thank you), raising up our troops, raising others up, helping others (read Skidmark’s 2020 goals on Slack – great message), spoken/unspoken.  Prayers for safe travel for Colt 45 – back to Haiti.

 

This workout is a hidden gem in SW.  Forceps has made this a great AO.  Thank you for all the PAX who came out.  Haven’t laughed like that in a long time while still getting in a solid beat down.  An honor leading you brothers.

-Dauber

 

Almost forgot, how did we come up with name?  We learned about Rolin with some pointed Questions.  When not building homes for the less fortunate, he enjoys hanging out with his friends and occasionally imbibes in a beer.  When asked his favorite beer, he mentioned three of them:  Colt 45, Prestige and a local beer called Kinanm. After some discussion and banter, Q thought Colt 45 was the best fit.