They let Midget Q Ivan

YHC knew he had a lot left in the tank but his son’s and 6 others commitment to get a 5 pack w/ EC and 2 for fritter drive him out of bed-
Love a little chit talking amongst others- kept my distance this morning-
Picked up yellow card- damn it is a 33 minute commitment was running few minutes late dropped him right behind Buford and told him to #getafterit- turned around to check the facilities at hunt center for lucky charms- since he was out of town – asked if would do him a favor- they were slacking – doors to bathrooms were propped open- unreal.
17 pax were already gathered- took few kettle bells out ‘tomater’ and planted the F-3 flag and glad site Q has a F-3 flag after being a site Q for over a year. Thanks Pablo.

EC: Dawgpound, Pikachu, Emeril, Shamwow!, Buford, Dahmer, Pablo, Dumbo, Yellow Card
FNGs: None
Warm Up:

530- and Emeril warms us up with 5 exercises and YHC takes over- little jog around the lot-
Stretches-
Left/ right 10 count
Shoulder stretch – kid cracker fav
Michael Phelps
Towel ringer

The Workout:

Main event-
1st set-15/10/5
Squat
Squat/ curls 4 girls
Squat/ curls 4 girls thruster
Over head
Triceps extensions
Suitcases right n left

Sun was coming out so we jogged and moved the kettle bell for better view- YHC instructed all to look enjoy the sun so may be they will not feel the pain-

Next round 15/10/5
Ww1
Low slow flutter
Turkish get ups
Curls right left

Pax were really loving the Turkish get ups. Ran a lap and half way thru ran back wards to view the sun- good call

Soccer drill- quick feet on kettle bell
My favorite ABSOLUTION
Asked BS to help out w/ cadence for last 7 (15 total)
All the time we had

Mary:
Announcements:

Sasquatch 7/27
Bourbon bourbon/ meg smile

T-Claps (Recognition):

SlideRule

Prayer:

Crablegs
John Deere
Emeril’s dad
Dumbo to find energy and do a good workout and not be soo sad about vacation is over

Midget’s Words of Wisdom:
It has been a fun week and 4 more Q’s to go – thanks for putting up with my chaos.

Aye.
M4L

Form and Function

I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Last Week Was Better

Yoga EC: Skidmark, Dawgpound, Emeril, Bullseye, Aquaman, Lucky Charms

EC: Cowboy, Buford

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circled up in the parking lot so we can walk to the playground together.  Circled up at the playground for the following

Side Straddle Hop
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Merkins
Revers Merkins

The Workout:

Split up into pairs for the following stations.  Each team went through once and then we had a little more time so you got to work on what you felt you needed most.

Station 1 Timer:
Box Jumps
Plank Jacks

Station 2:
TRX Atomic Push Ups
KB Swings

Station 3:
TRX Row
KB Pistol Row

Station 4:
TRX Y to I
KB Double Arm Press

Station 5:
Pull Ups
Gun Slingers

Station 6:
Battle Rope
Jump Rope

Station 7:
2 Arm Deadlift, Clean, Clean Squat

Station 8:
Row, Kneeling Clean press and Stand Flow

Mary:

Circled up for the following:
Around the world
Halos
Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

See Facebook/Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): None where recognized at the workout.
Prayer:

Safe travels for Emeril’s Family
Emeril’s bachelor weekend
Midget and his closing
All Pax coming back from injury

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics at Crazy Ivan

FNGs: Nope

EC:  Run:
Pikachu, Sliderule, Dahmer.  Yoga: Lucky, Skidmark, Dawgpound and Emeril

Warm Up:

Jog the parking lot, butt kickers and high knees.  Round 2 Karaoke
Fazio Arm Circle
Seal Claps
Merkins x20

The Workout:
Partner Up
Round 1: x50 each PAX Pull-Ups.  While partner does pull-ups other partner does Kettle Bell Twist
Round 2: x75 each PAX Goblin Squats.  While partner does squats other partner does Kettle Bell Lunge Walk
Round 3: x100 each PAX Kettle Bell Swings.  While partner does swings other partner does suicides
Round 4: x50 each arm KB Press.  While partner does presses other partner does WWII
Ground Pounder in cadence x20
Ran back to parking lot for quick Mary

Mary:
Pigeon Stretch
Fazio Arm Circles
Imperial Walkers

Announcements:

Everything else is on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):
Bullseye won Breathtaker for the week – Additional T-Claps for SlideRule, 16-Bit, Wiggly and Pikachu for kicking in.

Prayer
:
Noah Arc’s wife is dealing with a lot of pain and Doctors are trying to figure out why
Midget so he can stop running his mouth at the workouts and actually start to push himself

Feel the Flow

I was watching some kettlebell flows and figured we should do that.  I do apologize for getting gassed during the workout.  I blame myself and a little bit of Dumbo for getting into that situation.  Huge congrats for Skidmark for finally getting his Fritter.  I had the shirt ready for him for some time.

EC: Skidmark, Pikachu, 187, Dumbo, Axe, Dawgpound, Lucky

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:
Circle Up for the following
Side Straddle Hop
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Morning

The Workout:
The first Flow:
The first flow is supposed to be done with two kettlebells but we only have one each so we modified it.
4 Merkins
3 Each Arm Bent over Row
2 Squats
1 Each Shoulder Press

We did the flow 4 times

Recover on the Midget love Handles

The Second Flow:
Right Arm Row
Right Arm Kneeling Clean
Right Arm Press
Stand Up
Rack and switch Arm

We did 5 Reps each arm.
2 Rounds with Midget Love Handles and Around the world in between

The Third Flow:
Start in a squat
Bicep Curl
Stand Up
Bell over head
Tricep Press
Squat

We did 10 Reps of the following

We then took the bells for a walk around the loop.  With the bell press overhead.  We switched arms half way.

Circled up at the far end of the parking lot.
5 One Arm Kettlebell Swings Right Arm
5 One Arm Kettlebell Swings Left Arm
10 Two Arm Kettlebell Swings

Walk back with the bell press overhead.  Switch half way

We then repeated The third flow, Second flow and first flow

Mary:

Three rounds of the following
Little Baby Turkish Get Ups
Homer to Marge with bell on pelvis
Homer to Marge with bell over head
Low Slow Flutters with bell over head
LBCs

Announcements:

Fitness Test at Paradise City
Crab legs is doing a fantastic thing where he is going to a ball game at each MLB park.  He will be interviewing other folks with ALS to get their stories out there.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Skidmark, Pikachu and 187 did 5 ECs and 5 Posts with their own breath takers.

Prayer:

Crab legs and his travels
All unspoken
Pax and their Parents going through tough times
Getting Pax Healthy

Nice Ass POTS

I wanted to provide the PAX that are doing the Triangle Tri and Run the Quay tomorrow a friendly workout that should loosen everyone up.

EC: 16-bit, Dawgpound, Chips, Aquaman, Lucky, Pikachu, Skidmark, Bullseye, Nemo
FNGs: None
Warm Up: None
The Workout:
Yoga with Kassandra Minimal Cues.  She says at the beginning you know the part we skipped that with the minimal cues she expects us to be more advance.  🤷‍♂️

Mary: None (Kassandra did this part too)
Announcements:

Run the Quay
Triangle Tri

T-Claps (Recognition): None
Prayer:

Unspoken
Accordian’s Daughter
All injured pax

Pumpkin Spice VQ

EC: Pumpkin Spice, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Dawgpound, Emeril, Nemo, Pikachu, The Natural, Lucky Charms, Maybelline

Red Shirts: 9

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

Fazio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Imperil Marches
Merkins
Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

Went to the band shelter for the workout.

Do rounds of:
KB Swings (30, 27, 24, 21, 18, 15, 12, 9, 6, 3)
Pistol Rows (20, 18, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2)
Box Jumps (10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

For breaks we did Love Handles

After finishing the rounds we did the following.

Mini Turkish Getups
Around the World
Love Handles

Pablo Special (One rep is Clean right arm, squat, Clean left arm, squat, Lunge each leg)
Did 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 Reps

Mini Turkish Getups

5 Man O Makers

Mary:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

LBCs
Box Cutters
Each Pax picked an exercise. Lucky was skipped
10 Burpees

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):

Breach for bringing 85 lbs of food for the Holly Springs Food Cupboard.  Awesome job Breach.  You do a great job helping out the community.

Prayer:

Shredder
Moby’s Dad
Bernies Mom
Pilgrams Dad

Where’s Dad? and Wear Red Fridays

Extra Extra Credit:  M4L and Pablo

Extra Credit: M4L, Pablo, Dawgpound, Axe, Emeril, Cookies, Squatter, 187, Skidmark, Full House, Bullseye

2.0’s w/out their Dads:  Bullseye and Gumby

FNGs: Yes.  Hospital Name: Trevor Shirk.  F3 Name: Cookies.  @Dawgpounds BIL. From Colorado.  Colorado led to marijuana, led to edibles, led to Cookies.

Warm Up: SSHx30, Imperial Walkers, HillBillies, Fire Hydrants

The Workout: Broke off into 2 “teams” everyone doing the same workout though.  Dawgpound led 1 group, Emeril the other.

In between exercise sets kettle bell over your head walk to speed bump.  Set it down, run to curb, run back to speed bump, grab your kettle bell over your head walk back to start

  • Exercise Set 1 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings
  • Exercise Set 2 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats
  • Exercise Set 3 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 4 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction)
  • Exercise Set 5 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 6 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 7 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm), x10 Tricep Extensions/x10 Bicep Curls

Mary:

Plank Drags

Halos

Stretching

Announcements:

Breach has decided to bring awareness to Memorial day this month with the Remember Everyone Deployed (RED) shirt Fridays. For every pax member that wears a red shirt at either Crazy Ivan or Cletus he will donate 1 dollar to help the Fritter Foundation with thier cause this month.  @Dawgpound and @Emeril will match and @Pablo’s work will match our overall donation.

Memorial Day workouts in planning stages. Details to come.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat won the snickers this morning

Prayer:

Camp Lejuene Marines and their families (accident last night)

Banana Seat Step Dad

Aquamans Step Dad’s dad

Bernie had a couple also..sorry forgot them 🙁

Saw Lightning

I finally got to Q Ivan.  Seems like months.  It was a big workout. I was running an experiment, zero running, and we had an honorary ceremony for Lucky. He has been a fantastic teacher to all. Especially this big guy. He pushed me when I first joined and I would always be thankful for that. The other big event was a new song was going to debut at Ivan.

EC: Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Emeril, Shamwow!, Dahmer, Skidmark, Aquaman, Bulls Eye

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circle Up by your bell.
50 Side Straddle Hops
15 Good Mornings
15 Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
50 Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

5 Man O Makers
20 Swings
20 Shoulder Presses
Pablo Special (Clean, Squat then Drop Lunges) From 1 to 5

Midget Love Handles
Mini Turkish Getups

50 Mountain Climbers

5 Man O Makers
20 Thrusters
20 Upright Rows
Pablo Special (Clean, Squat then Drop Lunges) From 1 to 5

Midget Love Handles
Mini Turkish Getups

There was more but since things didn’t go as planned today I’m drawing a blank.

Saw Lightning By Beck:
Mountain Climbers
Burpee on ‘Saw Lightning’
Wine Maker on ‘Struck Me Down’

Mary:
Yoga stretches:
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose
Runners Pose
Chair Pose
Warrior I
Warrior III
Warrior I
Reverse Warrior
Tree Pose

Announcements:

Fritter Foundation won Breath Taker so checkout the Fritter Page for more information
Folks from Raleigh are going down to help rebuild along the coast.  South Wake needs to step up and represent.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Lucky for Teaching us all

Prayer:

All injured Pax
Motorboat’s neighbor
All affected in UNCC

Thunder at Crazy Ivan; Welcome New Fritters

Arriving at Womble at 0445, I planted the shovel flag (more than once due to winds) and took off jogging testing a gimpy hammy before EC officially started at 0505.  I cruised in at less than 100% but not deterred seeing the glow of Noxgear and headlamps in the parking lot.  I was elated to see my future fritter brothers (Doc, Modify, Cupid and WAIT – Where was R-22?)  Did he succumb to the fart sack?  We had lost a fritter wanna-be the morning before when Beater was unable to get to Disney due to a lot of stuff going on on the home front.  Pikachu, Bullseye and Aquaman had arrived for their fritter too.  It was 0530 and keeping with all AOs, Crazy Ivan began on time, Pikachu led the PAX out toward downtown for the two-mile run.  Note: Maybelline had joined the PAX for EC after hastily parking.  Running alongside the soccer fields, we noticed a silver Pathfinder coming in hot.  I cannot confirm or deny seeing sparks coming from the bottom of the vehicle after navigating over the Womble speed humps.  The driver could have had some experience as a stuntman as he adeptly handled the obstacles.  I did some research and found he had indeed done some driving in Hollywood before.  (See pic below)  Turning around, I saw it was no one other than R-22!  He sped by me as I waved him on pointing him in the direction of the PAX 100 yards ahead of me.  It was going to be a great day knowing R-22 was fritter edible!

 

FNGs:  None and No Merlots

Warm Up:  Pikachu brought the PAX into the parking lot after a nice warm-up run.  R-22 was drenched.  Cars kept coming in to the parking lot.  Anticipating a large turn out, Dauber communicated with Pikachu the night before during the First Responder Training and solidified a co-Q game plan.  In the end, 28 PAX came ready to get “thunder-strucked!”  Dauber had PAX circle up in the parking lot and got their heart rate going with 25 SSH, 10 Seal claps, 10 T-Claps, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) and some static arm stretches.  There would be minimal running today so the warm-up focused on arms/shoulders.

The Workout:   Weinkes were created the night before (one workout focusing on Kettle bells, the other on a boot-camp style workout) and discussed as Pikachu took 14 PAX to the adjacent parking lot starting off with build a bears.  An abundance of LBCs, Merkins and Squats were thrown in for good measure.  Dauber began the kettle bell workout with a variety of Kettle bell exercises that included Swings (25), Bus drivers (15), Lawn mowers (10 L/R), Goblet Squats (10+), Figure 8s (10 L/R), Halos (10 L/R), Sumo Squats (10+).  LBCs, SSH, Mountain Climbers were thrown in breaking up the Kettle bell exercises.  Dauber called on Sir Dawgpound sharing his expertise of executing pistol exercises. The planned list on the Weinke went by the wayside as Dauber caught sight of Pikachu coming back from the amphitheater preparing to swap out for kettle bells.  The 80’s/90’s Hair Band continued in the background while Dauber led PAX to the amphitheater for some boot-camp exercises.  Alternating left/right leg step ups; Star Jumps; Merkins; Australian Mountain Climbers; Seated Chair; Balls to the Walls.  Dauber slowed things down and got the PAX stretching with various leg stretches leading to compromising positions and salty mumble chatter.  PAX were in a good mood cutting up while executing Yoga positions like pigeon and cobra.  Mosey back to the parking lot.  Timing was off as Pikachu was leading his PAX in kettle bell movements.  Dauber audibled and began prisoner lunges in the grass protecting our sensitive knees from the asphalt.  Merkins and pickle pounders were thrown in when Pikachu asked if we were going to do Build-A-Bears.  Well of course we were!  Off to the adjacent parking lot.  Build a bears were executed (unlike other group of PAX who executed 1-8 merkins), we executed 1, 2, 4 and 8 merkins (timing you know).

Mary:  Both groups of PAX circled up.  187 did not like yours truly hanging over him while I tried walking behind him near the curb trying to get a peak at the playlist.  (Sorry 187!). Pikachu was very excited looking at his playlist and seeing how close we were to AC/DC – Thunderstruck.  Some plank stretches and plank holds/pickle-pounders were executed before we heard Bon Scott/Brian Johnson lead singer scream out the lyrics to Thunderstruck.  A burpee was executed every time PAX heard the word Thunder/Thunderstruck. For those interested, there are 34X this word is mentioned.  SSH were done during the rest of the song.

Announcements:  We discussed some key takeaways from the First Responder training PAX attended yesterday. One pearl was to know where you are at all times!  When calling 911, follow and answer the Qs of the operator – don’t provide any unnecessary verbiage (the operator is filling in set fields).  Stay calm.  Assess the situation – step back, do not just jump in – You could make things worse and become a victim.  See Slack and FB for announcements!  Come out to Ground pounder and cheer on runners for 8K and 16K.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up First Responder Training!

Prayer:  Breach (wearing Breathtaker) took us out.  Unspoken, Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad…