A solid crowd of supportive, encouraging HIM showed up to my VQ just in time to beat the downpour of Tropical Storm Elsa.
PAX: Bobby Boucher, MadDog2020, Fanny Pack, Kosher, Fonzie, LED, Pablo, 8Bit, Breach, BossHogg, Hardy, U.T.I, Ricoh_Suave, Sputnik, Florence/FloJoe, Quiver, Yogurt, Fram, M4Life, Bondo, Swisher Sweets, Sprinkler, Redenbacher, Bobby Dall, Dahmer, and Poopeater
FNGs: None
Warm Up: A quick intro to the group: First by presenting the outstretched waist band of my comically large size 40 shorts and telling all that two years ago today, these shorts fit me quite well (my “fat pants”, as Fram called them). I then explained that today, July 8 is my two-year sobriety anniversary, which was met with a generous round of applause, and that today also coincided with a Disney AO which was the site of my F3 debut – so it seemed a fitting opportunity to take my first Q.
Now the real warmup: Mosey down to the community center parking lot (because I got a little excited and took off running before warmups) where we counted off by 2s, followed by good mornings, SSH, frankensteins, sir…did we do sir fazios? Maybe I forgot that. But finished with merkins – 10 standard, 5 slow-count up/down.
The Workout: PAX lined up for some Jail breaks. Grumbles of disapproval were heard and I almost felt bad…almost. 7 sprints total, of varying lengths along the parking lot. Bits of Woody’s life story were told during the intermissions between runs. Apparently YHC talked too much because I ran out of time well short of what I had planned.
Next we moseyed to the school building where 1s and 2s split – BTTW & LBC, 20 count IC, then switched. More stories were heard. Moseyed again to the stadium entrance where we did some dips and derkins, with more yammering on by YHC between sets. Moving on, we stopped near the main entrance of the school where 1s/2s did People’s chair (sorry for calling them wall squats, I think that’s a P90X term?) and Plank Jacks.
Should be noted that PAX did an excellent job of jumping in to call cadence when YHC was noticeably winded – thanks!
About this time I realized I was way over my time limit, had to deviate from the plan and call some audibles to wrap it all up by 0615. Moseyed for a bit then split 1s/2s into single file lines for an Indian Run back to the starting point. Threw in a surprise stop for 5 burpees OYO, just because. Very cool to see, just before reaching destination, entire PAX crowd circled back to pick up the 6 to finish up unified and strong!
YHC gave a quick summation of the stories and anecdotes that were heard along the way before Mary…or was it after? Whatever. That is: This amazing body and everything it’s capable of is a gift, not to be left idle. We do this to celebrate what we have, to use it, to build it and make it stronger. We do this because we can.
Mary: In no particular order because I had none planned and don’t quite remember – box cutters, homer to marge, a quick downward dog stretch, toe taps, and some side hip raises (another move I didn’t know the F3 name for – sorry)
Announcements: No time – YHC saw 0617 on his watch and told all to just check Slack and bring it in for prayer.
Prayer: Because I’m selfish and made this AO all about me, the prayer followed suit. It was one of thanks, for pulling me out of darkness and for bringing me to this group at just the right time in my life. But also that this group would take inspiration from my stories, share them with those around them, and be the light to as many as possible so that no one feels that they are alone in their struggles.
School’s Out for Summer
/in The Nest /QIC: Pigpen-RaleighPAX: Gamecock, Kitty Litter, Norm, Pigpen-Raleigh
Workout Date: 07/06/21
FNGs:None
Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops x20 In Cadence, Good Mornings x5 IC, Imperial Walkers x20 IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward, x10 IC reverse
The Workout: Mosey across street to school quad for Sevens up the ramp (squats/star jumps). Bear crawl up the ramp. Mosey to picnic tables for 10-15-10 bench work pyramid. Mosey back across street to the park entrance. Burpees x5. Mosey down street to stop light. Merkins x10. Mosey down side street to other park entrance. Squats x10. Mosey into parking lot for four-count American hammers x20. Mosey to walking loop and partner up for 1/2 Dora 1-2-3 (50 merkins, 100 LBCs, 150 Squats). Jack Webbs.
Mary: Dolly, Homer to Marge, Freddy Mercurys, maybe another one or two. All x10 IC.
Announcements: I forgot to mention the Carpex/South Wake Q swap weeks (last week of July, first week of August).
T-Claps (Recognition): Thank you PAX for the AO advice.
Prayer: Safe travels for Norm’s move to El Paso, Gamecock’s job prospects.
So you want to play with my balls?
/in Ground Pounder /QIC: ForcepsPAX: Cyclops, DOA, Farva, Forceps, HazMat, Java, Pumpkin Spice, Stra-tee-gery
FNGs: None
8 HIMs posted to GP on a salty morning. YHC brought the music box, balls & discs.
Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions). Mosey to the disc golf putting green
The Workout
Disc Puts:
Started with a round of 20 Merkins. 8 discs in play at all times – PAX synchronize disc toss and bear crawl to nearest disc and return to starting point for exercise. 10x3ct exercises: LBCs, Freddie Mercuries and Mountain Climbers. Penalty Burpies for 1 HIM tossing prematurely.
Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.
3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct: Windshield Wipers, Rock Spanks, 10x3ct Rock Press & Skull Crushers (3 sets),
Mosey to the basketball court
4 rounds of Knock Out: Pax line up and do prisoner squats unless they have a ball in hand or one to chase.
Once knocked out, HIMs do cycles.
Cycle 1: 20 Merkins, 20 LBC, 20 Emperial Walkers;
Cycle 2: 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Rockies, 20 Mountain Climbers;
Cycle 3: 20 Freddie Mercuries, 20 Homer to Marge, 30 sec Plank hold
Cycle 4: 30 SSH, 20 Squats, 20 Lunges,
Announcements: Norm Moving Day starts at 9AM
Prayer Requests: Praise for the hurricane being mild (Strategery and Forceps both had family in the path of the storm. Prayers for our military and those struggling with illness or addiction.
T-Claps: Farva and Forceps tripling down with Tequila Sunrise, GP and moving day
Swinging Bells
/in AO Post, Crazy Ivan /QIC: DahmerPAX: 16-bit, Dahmer, Redenbacher
7/9/21
FNGs: nope
Warm Up: SSH, good mornings, sir fozzie, windmill, spinal rotations
The Workout: 5 rounds, 7 exercises, 45 sec work/15 sec rest.
curls, tricep ext, squats, fig 8’s, ground pounders, cookies, and something else
Mary: w/ bell- LBC, low slow flutter
Announcements: slack
Prayer: prayers for safety and quick recovery for16-bit mother in law having surgery
Southwake Dads Kickball
/in Southwake Dads /QIC: Pigpen-RaleighPAX: Bobby Boucher, Cancun, Kosher, LED, Martini, Pigpen-Raleigh, Warbucks
Workout Date: 7/3/21
FNGs: Bolt, Mighty Duck, Knuckle Puck
2.0s:
Middie, Twinkle Toes, Bolt (Bobby Boucher)
Vader (Cancun)
Mighty Duck, Knuckle Puck (Kosher)
Vannelope, Slappy (LED)
Mickey, Mulan (Warbucks)
Golden Glove, Kragle, Home Run (Martini)
Fingerpaint, BOOM! (Pigpen)
Warm Up: Mosey to the field past the amphitheater for warm ups.
Side Straddle Hop x10 In Cadence
Merkins x10 On My Down (led by 2.0 BOOM!)
Sir Fazio Arm Circles x15 IC forward x15 IC reverse (led by 2.0 Fingerpaint)
The Workout: Kickball!
Dads count off in twos. Ones with their 2.0s are one team, Twos are the other team. Only 2.0s kick on offense. Dads and 2.0s both play defense.
Mary: Consume as many popsicles as dad will allow
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): 2.0s did a great job!
Prayer: Families travelling, great-grandmother who passed away, victims of the condo collapse in Florida
Cheers, Norm
/in Sheepdog /QIC: Pigpen-RaleighPAX: Beer Pressure, Farva, FedEx, Gump, Kitty Litter, Martini, Norm, Pigpen-Raleigh, Shredder
FNGs: None
Warm Up: Side Straddle Hop x20 In Cadence, Good Morning x5 In (slow) Cadence, Imperial Walker x20 IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward x10 IC reverse
The Workout:
1) Rack Em Stack Em: corner 1 burpees x5, corner 2 merkins x10, corner 3 squats x15, corner 4 American hammers x20 IC.
– From starting corner, head to corner 1 for burpees x5 and return to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then corner 3 for squats x15, then back to corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then corner 3 for squats x15, then corner 4 (starting corner) for American hammers x20 IC, then back to corner 3 for squats x15, then back to corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
2) Mosey to side of school for raccoon crawl along the three sequential walls. Lunge walk between.
3) Mosey to rear of school playground and partner up for Dora 1-2-3. Half Dora due to time. One partner runs a lap on the loop while other partner does exercises. Flapjack and repeato until combined partner totals reach: 50 4-count plank jacks, 100 4-count Freddie Mercurys, 150 Jump Squats.
4) Mosey back to flag for combat/self-defense training led by Shredder
Mary: Dolly/Homer/Dying Cockroach/Flutter Kicks, all x10 IC
Announcements: Carpex Dads on 7/17 at 9am, led by YHC at full Metal Jacket AO. South Wake/Carpex Q Swap Week(s): Last week of July in South Wake, First week of August in Carpex.
T-Claps (Recognition): Safe travels and best wishes to Norm on his move to El Paso.
Prayer: Unspoken. Shredder took us out.
PAX (9): Farva, Beer Pressure, FedEx, Kitty Litter, Gump, Martini, Norm, Shredder, Pigpen
Pikachu Therapy Session
/in Cletus /QIC: PikachuPAX: 180, 187, Banana Seat, Cancun, Cupid, Florence Flojo, Laettner, Lipstick, Pikachu, Skidmark, Slide Rule
FNGs:
Nope
Warm Up:
Daisy pickers, good mornings x10 IC
Mosey down the parking lot for 21s – SSH x5 IC with the next x16 silently, if everyone stops at 21 then we’re done, if not 5x burpees. Took three tries but we got it right.
The Workout:
Mosey to the rock pile
Bearly curling down the lot
Bolt 45s
Bearly curling back down the lot
Single leg deadlifts x10 each leg
Return the rocks and mosey to the playground
Partner up – between the two do 50x pull ups and 100x merkins
Mosey over to the Crazy Ivan pax for Hillbillies x10 IC
Mosey to the white fence for typewriters – start on the bottom rung, 10x Derkins, shuffle across for 5x Derkins, go up a rung for 5x Derkins, shuffle and 5x Derkins, go up to the top for 5x Derkins, and shuffle for 10x Derkins
Mosey to the tennis courts – Crab walk suicides to the middle lot line, end of first lot, second middle line, and fence
Burpee broad jump down the length of the courts
Mary:
20x LBCs, Freddie Mercury, Homer to Marge
Plank hold into various positions for ~3 minutes
Announcements:
CarPex Q Swap coming up
Cool Breeze
/in AO Post, Thunder /QIC: DustyPAX: Cancun, Dusty, Forceps, Gump, Patch, Quiver
Luckily, cloud cover brought some wind at the same time we started the workout.
FNGs: None
Warm Up: Side straddle hops, Cotton pickers, L+R overhead stretch, fazio arm circles
The Workout:
Jog to rock pule:
4 sets of five exercises: 8 increasing to 25 reps
curls
triceps presses
Squats
upright rows
shoulder press
3 sets of five exercises: 10 – 15 reps
Merkins
Chest press
Ground Pounders
Double merkin burbies
Bus Drivers
Jog to the pavilion
3 sets of three exercises: 10 reps
One leg step-ups
Dips
Irkins
Mary: Each of us took two cycles of calling Mary exercises
Prayer: Gratitude
A CHARMED LIFE IS ONLY IN FAIRY TALES
/in Disney /QIC: WoodyA solid crowd of supportive, encouraging HIM showed up to my VQ just in time to beat the downpour of Tropical Storm Elsa.
PAX: Bobby Boucher, MadDog2020, Fanny Pack, Kosher, Fonzie, LED, Pablo, 8Bit, Breach, BossHogg, Hardy, U.T.I, Ricoh_Suave, Sputnik, Florence/FloJoe, Quiver, Yogurt, Fram, M4Life, Bondo, Swisher Sweets, Sprinkler, Redenbacher, Bobby Dall, Dahmer, and Poopeater
FNGs: None
Warm Up: A quick intro to the group: First by presenting the outstretched waist band of my comically large size 40 shorts and telling all that two years ago today, these shorts fit me quite well (my “fat pants”, as Fram called them). I then explained that today, July 8 is my two-year sobriety anniversary, which was met with a generous round of applause, and that today also coincided with a Disney AO which was the site of my F3 debut – so it seemed a fitting opportunity to take my first Q.
Now the real warmup: Mosey down to the community center parking lot (because I got a little excited and took off running before warmups) where we counted off by 2s, followed by good mornings, SSH, frankensteins, sir…did we do sir fazios? Maybe I forgot that. But finished with merkins – 10 standard, 5 slow-count up/down.
The Workout: PAX lined up for some Jail breaks. Grumbles of disapproval were heard and I almost felt bad…almost. 7 sprints total, of varying lengths along the parking lot. Bits of Woody’s life story were told during the intermissions between runs. Apparently YHC talked too much because I ran out of time well short of what I had planned.
Next we moseyed to the school building where 1s and 2s split – BTTW & LBC, 20 count IC, then switched. More stories were heard. Moseyed again to the stadium entrance where we did some dips and derkins, with more yammering on by YHC between sets. Moving on, we stopped near the main entrance of the school where 1s/2s did People’s chair (sorry for calling them wall squats, I think that’s a P90X term?) and Plank Jacks.
Should be noted that PAX did an excellent job of jumping in to call cadence when YHC was noticeably winded – thanks!
About this time I realized I was way over my time limit, had to deviate from the plan and call some audibles to wrap it all up by 0615. Moseyed for a bit then split 1s/2s into single file lines for an Indian Run back to the starting point. Threw in a surprise stop for 5 burpees OYO, just because. Very cool to see, just before reaching destination, entire PAX crowd circled back to pick up the 6 to finish up unified and strong!
YHC gave a quick summation of the stories and anecdotes that were heard along the way before Mary…or was it after? Whatever. That is: This amazing body and everything it’s capable of is a gift, not to be left idle. We do this to celebrate what we have, to use it, to build it and make it stronger. We do this because we can.
Mary: In no particular order because I had none planned and don’t quite remember – box cutters, homer to marge, a quick downward dog stretch, toe taps, and some side hip raises (another move I didn’t know the F3 name for – sorry)
Announcements: No time – YHC saw 0617 on his watch and told all to just check Slack and bring it in for prayer.
Prayer: Because I’m selfish and made this AO all about me, the prayer followed suit. It was one of thanks, for pulling me out of darkness and for bringing me to this group at just the right time in my life. But also that this group would take inspiration from my stories, share them with those around them, and be the light to as many as possible so that no one feels that they are alone in their struggles.
Lippy snug in his covers…
/in Speed Racer /QIC: ShamWowPAX: 187, ShamWow!
YHC rolled down HS Road to find a speedy 187 rolling through the humidity like it weren’t a thing at all. I had a feeling he was headed to TB… Then he ran past me when I parked. Maybe I was gonna do this thing solo? Nope, he found a new parking space and we contemplated the chances of Lipstick showing up on his HC…. 0515. No Lippy. Let’s roll.
FNGs: basically me
Warm Up: A few SSH, Frankenstein’s, Imperial’s and general stretching.
The Workout: The “Burph”- This bad idea came from the nation’s slack and reposted by 16-Bit with the opportunity to bring it to Tiger Blood. I thought, why not have this be a return to the gloom opportunity to Q. Ugh.
25 Burpees, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats – 2 laps on the track. Rinse and Repeat 4x… totals of 100 Burpess, 200 Merkins, 300 Squats and 2 miles.
Mary: Not this time…
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): EC for 187, and thank you for the accountability today brother
Prayer: YHC took us out.
It was another hot humid morning at the Yard. The Warden did not disappoint.
/in Prison Yard /QIC: SprinklerPAX: 8Bit, Breach, Double D, Duece, FedEx, LED, New Mexico, POTS, Sprinkler, Sunshine, Woody
I arrived quite a bit early for to put all the coupons out all over the walking trails.
FNG: Nope
Warm Up: We moseyed to the upper parking lot where we circled up. We did side-straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, merkins, frankenstiens.
Workout: We moseyed left out of the parking lot onto Shady Greens Drive. While running Breach spotted some fire hose. Continued to Brushy Meadows where we picked up a cinder block. Performed squats here. Turned left onto Brushy Meadows towards Hilltop Needmore Road. Made a left on the red trail where we did more exercises. Moseyed towards the PVA and we located a set of tractor weights. Each PAX alternated taking the coupons. We dropped all the goods off at my vehicle and Indian Run to the lower Red trail (Back 9). Once we made it all the way to the bottom we found a 16’ Treated 8×8.
The PAX paired up with 8×8 and did squats all the way up while the remainder did AB exercises. Once the exercises were completed IC to 15 they ran to the PAX with the 8×8. Rotated and rinsed and repeated 4 times from bottom to top. We did LBC, Merkins, Plank Jacks, Bearcrawls, Burpees and several more.
Mary: We did several stretching exercises.
Annoncements: Check social media
Prayers: Unspoken