Groundin and Poundin

FNGs: None 

4 HIMs posted to GP on a beautifully hot morning.  YHC brought the music box & balls.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Wind Mills,  Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Imperial Walkers, Hill Billy’s, Arm Stretches, Pigeon Pose Stretch,  20 SSH.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled or even lifted with one arm – pick another). Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Triceps Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct:  Rock Spanks (with and w/out consent), 20x3ct LBCs, 10x3ct Mountain Climbers, 10x3ct Heal Taps.  Return the Rocks and Mosey to the basketball court

Heavy Balls:

3 rounds of free throws: one PAX shoots while others exercise.  Shoot from 3 different points on the court (2 free throws and 1 layup) – miss making all three and receive a 2 burpie penalty.

Exercises: Imperial Walkers;  Hill Billy’s, Mountain Climbers; SSH, Squats, Lunges, Split Jacks, Star Jumps, more squats

Announcements: Q exchange this week starting on Monday; Pikachu moving July 31st

Prayer Requests: Praise for Norm getting to the Mexican border safely, Prayer for safety – Forceps’ son on mountain trip with friends this week.

B.A.S.K.E.T.B.A.L.L.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Daisy Pickers, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (Forward & Reverse), Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies
The Workout:

We started with some wall work, consisting of BTTW and People’s Chair. During BTTW, each PAX called a 7 count (IC). While in People’s Chair, YHC called overhead claps–35 IC–to serve as our timer.

 

We moseyed on to the basketball courts for some free throw drills. We formed a circle around the basketball goal, and each PAX took a turn shooting a free throw. If the PAX missed, a penalty of more reps was incurred for the resulting exercise, however, if the free throw was made, fewer reps had to be performed. The series of exercises spelled B.A.S.K.E.T.B.A.L.L:

B = Bobby Hurleys

A = Alternating Side Squats

S = Squats

K = Knerkins

E = BurpEes

T = Tempo Merkins

B = Burpees

A = American Hammers

L = Low slow flutter kicks

L = LBCs

1 PAX–BlueHen–valiantly volunteered to shoot a free throw on behalf of the other PAX to determine how many sets of suicides would follow. As the free throw was made, PAX only had to sprint once to the end of the parking lot and back.

We proceeded to two sets of 4 corners. For the first set, we cycled through various types of merkins: wide grip, diamond, ranger, and regular. For the second set, we cycled through some more merkins, squats, and American Hammers to transition into Mary.

Mary: We finished with a few minutes of Mary, PAX choice: Box cutters, Monkey humpers, and Plank

Announcements: Unspoken prayers. YHC took us out.

Prayer: Check Slack

Backblasts FTW

AO: Crazy Ivan
Workout Date: 07/21/21
While coordinating a playlist with Yoshi last night, It hit me that I could steal one of my own KB workouts from The Blitz for Crazy Ivan. So I looked up my backblast from 10/14/20 (https://f3raleigh.com/about-that-disclaimer), printed it out, and made sure to bring it with me this morning. As I pulled up to Womble I realized the one thing I had forgotten… my kettlebell! Oh, $#!t! Luckily the Ivan guys had a few spares to choose from. My usual is a thirty pounder, but the options were 25 or 35. Nervous, I opted for 25#.

Warm Up:
State the mission, check for FNGs(1), and give the disclaimer. Since this is a copy of the workout where Fazio almost got a concussion, I definitely remembered to give the disclaimer (and put that I did here in writing haha)
Side Straddle Hops x20 x10 In Cadence (IC)
Good Mornings x10 x5 IC
Imperial Walkers x20 x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward reverse x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles reverse forward x10 IC
Monkey Humpers x10 IC
Standard Merkins x10 On My Down (OMD)
Mountain Climbers x10 IC
Run a lap around the parking lot

Main Event (1/5):
Halos x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Kettlebell Good Mornings x10 OMD On My Up (OMU)
Curls x10 IC OMU
Overhead Press x10 On My Up (OMU)
Triceps Extension x10 OMU
Bent Over Row x10 OMU
Run a lap
Main Event (2/5):
Figure 8 x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Deadlifts x10 OMU
Goblet Squat x10 OMD
Around the World x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Single Leg Deadlifts x10 OMD each leg
Alternating Lunges x10 OMD each leg
Run a lap
Main Event (3/5):
Snatches x10 OMU each arm
Two Handed Kettlebell Swings x20 OMU
Single Arm Bent Over Row x10 OMU each arm
Deadlift with High Pull x10 OMU
Squat Thrusters x10 OMD OMU
Run a lap
Main Event (4/5): (on your six)
Chest Press x20 OMU
Skullcrusher x20 OMU
Little Bell Crunches x20 IC
Flutter Kicks x20 IC
Single Arm Press x10 OMU each arm
American Hammer x20 x10 IC
Run a lap
Main Event (5/5):
Staggered Kettlebell Swings x10 IC each leg
Clean, Press, and Squat x5 On Your Own (OYO) each arm
Overhead Press x20 On My Up (OMU)
Triceps Extension x20 OMU
Pull Throughs x20
Run a lap
This is the point where my original Blitz workout ended as we stopped to check on Fazio, so new territory form here on out
Bonus Main Event (6/5):
I asked the PAX if they wanted more KB stuff or Mary, or if they had requests
Suck-Up took charge and led American Hammers x15
Dahmer led Midget(?) Sit-ups x15 OMU
Woody led his side-plank exercises x20 IC each side

Mary:
None.

COT:
7 PAX. Welcome FNG Money Pit!

Announcements:
1) South Wake/Carpex Q Swap Week(s): Last week of July in South Wake, First week of August in Carpex.
2) F3 ENC CSAUP Sasquatch is 7/31
3) F3 NE Wake CSAUP The Deacon is 9/18
4) F3 10 Year is in Wilmington the weekend of 10/8

Prayers unspoken.
YHC took us out.

Naked Moleskin:
I was a little discombobulated this morning after having forgotten my kettlebell, no doubt.
It was definitely interesting to redo a workout like that. It seemed a lot easier this time, not sure it’s just the fact I’ve been posting a whole lot more or if it was just dropping to the twenty-five pounder. The voice in the back of my head says the workout was too easy.
It was a nice surprise to see Suck-Up from Carpex there in the gloom (supporting our FNG I would find out later). He’s excited to Q Whiplash tomorrow, y’all come out and support him!
Many, many thanks to Yoshi for not just providing the hardware for our tunes, but also my kettlebell (I believe it was Woody who also offered a spare).
While coordinating tunes, I had mentioned three Spotify playlists from which he could choose. He went with the one from my second Monday Murph Q. No Elton John, so the boys on South Wake Slack should be happy.
No Fazios were harmed in the making of or execution of this workout.
This was my eighty-first #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q (eighty-third overall). Next Q is Monday at Wild Wild West in Carpex for my birthday week!
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: Woody, Yoshi, Dawgpound, Suck-Up, Money Pit (FNG), Dahmer, Pigpen
Workout Date: 07/23/21

3 Years of Warbucks

EC: Abe, Full House, Abe
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Lap around soccer field. Circled up for SSH, daisy pickers, Moroccan night clubs, mountain climbers, merkins

The Workout:
Pearls on a string – indian run between stops

stop 1 – Rock Pile
Rock exercises x20 – Curls, Overhead press, Rut rows
bear crawl and push rock across lot
rock exercises x20 – Curls, Overhead press, Rut rows
Cusack rock back to pile

stop 2 – Rickety Fence
irkins and underdogs 2×10

stop 3 – Amphitheatre
step ups 2×20 and dips 2×15

stop 4 – Upper lot passed Ivan
brokeback derkins when patterns met – 4 rounds of 5 derkins

Indian run back to flag for Mary

Mary:
Catalina wine mixers, low slooooow flutter, american hammers, homer to marge, pickle pounders, and some stretching

Announcements:
Safety – getting darker, wear lights/be visible, run on the left side of the road, watch out for cars as they likely don’t see you.

T-Claps (Recognition):
The toilet in the women’s bathroom. Strong work from what I hear.

Prayer:
Carter, Cupid’s co-worker, Fumunga’s neighbor, Lady at Target.
YHC took us out.

Thunder: Ultimate on Pitch at Womble

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Good evenings, SSH, Frankensteins
The Workout: 5 on 5, 5 on 6, back to 5 on 5 with Pikachu changing teams half way.  Lots of 5 count exercises completed when frisbees were dropped or touchdowns were made including: merkins, burpees, monkey jumpers, Carolinas\ dry dock, Imperial Walkers, LBCs, plank jacks, Peter Parker’s…
Mary:  Time ran out
Announcements:  Help Pikachu move on July 3o; see Slack and FB; Aug 4 – Rams turns 50 and he will have Q…please come out and support
T-Claps (Recognition): Beerpressure got his cleats hung up…speedy recovery; Pikachu and Breach were UNSTOPPABLE!  Awesome plays men.
Prayer:  Injured PAX; Family traveling; boy with kidney disease; Unspoken.  YHC took us out.

Honored to lead.  Great work in the sun and humidity. – Dauber

My Boobies Are Real

I had a playlist queued up and ready to go for today’s tabata style workout.  It was, unsurprisingly, a heavy metal mix that I was really looking forward to.  Opeth was going to be playing and I love Opeth.  Well, that all completely changed when I rolled up to the AO and got out of my car to find Gump and Forceps dancing in the parking lot to OPP.  I quickly found a 90’s rap and hip hop playlist on Spotify and got that ready.  Spotify and I disagree on what should or should not be on a station like this but we listened to it anyway.  It was, after all, the source of this title.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Imperial Walker x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Trunk twists x10 IC

The Workout:

As metioned above, this was going to be a tabata style workout.  I had let the guys know that I had to get up early to start the smoker so if I was smoking at home we were going to be smoking here this morning, and today’s target was abs.

The cycle was 40 seconds on and 20 seconds off for 6 rounds of these 5 exercises:

Low Slow Flutter

Hello Dolly

Boat/Canoe

Gas Pumps

Australian Snow Angels

I’ve done this workout before with mixed results.  This was pretty good.  Some interesting music and entertaining mumble chatter, especially from Gump who may be the next big thing in rap music.

Not to leave the combatives out we finished up by doing some striking.

25x single strikes

25x double strikes

25x triple strikes

Mary:

Since we had already done all the ab work we did some legs

Squats x20

Lunges x10 IC

Reverse lunges x10 IC

Announcements:

Pikachu is moving and has requested help.  We all just assume that he’s going to put things on his back and run to the new house so if you don’t see a truck you should just keep driving.  But if you want to help I’m sure he’d love some.

Prayer:

Cyclops’ son and Shredder’s family are flying back home today from their mission trip

YHC’s mother-in-law’s cancer surgery next week.

The Blocks are No Longer Hidden

I love to Q at this place…just so much to do on the grounds of Disney! Apparently, we’ve recently had the addition of 20 cinder blocks as permanent fixtures to this AO that were cleverly hidden in a grove of trees. Well…today YHC pulled up to see that those trees had been cut back significantly, exposing our hiding place for the blocks. But, the blocks remained. YHC was unsure if he was going to use them, but was glad they were still there. At the end of the workout, all PAX jumped in to re-locate them to a more secure…hopefully undisturbed location for future use. 8 PAX travelled quite a bit throughout Disney covering nearly 2 miles today on their fast pass to fitness.

FNG’s: no
Warm Up: Good mornings IC x 22, followed by a mosey to the community center where we circled up for Frankensteins x 10 IC, Seal Claps, Sir Fazio’s (F/R), Overhead Claps all x12 IC.
The Workout: We moseyed to the back wall of the school for a quick 22 count of People’s Chair and Balls to the Wall IC.

We then moseyed over to the bowl for Dirkins, Step-Ups, Irkins, and Dips…in that order, x 10 for round 1, x 15 for round 2.

We then quickly moseyed over to the “L” and partnered up. To run the “L”, one partner went up the hill toward the library stop sign to do 11 Star Jumps, while the other ran toward the hill at the elementary school to do 7 WW1’s. When partners returned to meet in the middle, they did Patty Cake Merkins, starting with 3 and getting the count up to 8 before stopping. Each time partners met and did the exercise they would travel opposite directions.

We then did an Indian Run all the way back to the flag for some Mary.
Mary: Mary was kind of Mary, and kind of not. Everyone grabbed a cinder block for Mary. It consisted of: LBC x 22IC, 22 Chest Press w/block, 7 Blockees (block burpees), LSF x 17 IC, 17 Chest Press w/block, 6 Blockees, Dying Cockroach x13, 13 Chest Press w/Block, 5 blockees, 10 American Hammers x10 IC, 10 Chest Presses, 4 blockees, 7 Pickle Pounders IC, 7 Block Presses, 3 blockees, 5 Superman’s on the Up and Down, 5 Block Presses, 2 blockees, 3 Absolutions, 3 Block Presses, 1 blockee to finish. Have a nice day!
Announcements: Q Swap next week! Disney is a site!
T-Claps (Recognition): Dahmer and POTS for getting all in that bush finding a new hiding place for our blocks!
Prayer: Unspoken. YHC took us out!

4(600+200+400+200+300+200+200+200+100+200)

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 400 and some A skips, leg swings, tiger claws
The Workout: at Tempo pace
Mary: Stretching
Announcements: Read slack
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Carter, Fumunga’s neighbor

Double 21’s

FNGs: none

PAX: @gamecock, @Abacus, @Warbucks, @Finkle
Warm Up: Started off with Good Mornings and Daisy Pickers, transitioned to Hillbillies and Imperial Walkers, next quad stretches and bending over to touch toes, moved into downward dog to runners pose.
The Workout: Double 21’s.  We did regular 21s but then stacked two exercises so it took a really long time.  Started off with people’s chair with seal claps (20) and airpress (20) then moved over to step ups at the park benches both legs counting as one set.  We moved through this until we got to 11 people’s chair with arm workouts and 11 step ups and switched to 10 sumo squats both sides counting as one set and (11) dips and finished working our way through the set.  I shared with the group that those sumo squats were probably gonna hurt tomorrow and they were giving me that special feeling…
Mary: ABC’s, then sets of 20 in cadence with LBC’s, Reverse LBC’s, and Homer to Marge
Announcements: Q Swap with Carpex next week.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC – @Finkle, @Warbucks, @Gamecock
Prayer: @Finkle – son flying back from Texas

Y’all Busted My Rock!!!

A humid day down in the valley known as Possum Trot. 7 HIM gathered to be sure that nobody was alone or got left behind. We made some noise with the sledgehammer, somebody broke the rock POTS was using and he got salty, Sprinkler made some “noise” during COT, and we took the hill together several times.

FNG’s: nopes
Warm Up: SSH x 40 IC, Windmills, Seal Claps, and Overhead Claps x 7 IC, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies x 10 IC, 22 Squats.
The Workout: A quick mosey for all PAX to grab a rock of choice and a short Cusack up to the entrance end of the lot to circle up for Shoulder Press x 15 and Merkins x 15. There were 3 stations in the rotation for the day: rock circle, tire flip & sledge, run the hill with 10 Merkins.

The rock circle continued with all PAX counting out 15 counts of any rock or ground exercise of choice. Partners would rotate out to either flip the tire/sledgehammer together or run the hill with Merkins. At no time, was any man supposed to be alone in a spot…because that’s what we do in F3. There was a constant rotation during this activity and no brains were bashed in as tires were flipped and hammers were swung. So, that’s nice.

All circle exercises included (sometimes several rounds), but not limited to: Merkins, American Hammers, Should Press, Curls for the Girls, Tricep Extensions, Squats, Rut-Rows, WW1’s, LSF, Homer to Marge, Burpees, Star Jumps, Ground Pounders, and more!
Mary: After putting our toys away we moseyed to the tennis courts for a Bear-Crawl/Sprint Back series we did 3 times in decreasing distances.  Finished with 22 counts of the following for Mary: LSF’s, LBC’s, Dying Cockroach, Homer to Marge, and Superman’s.
Announcements: Q Swap next week. CarPex guest Q’s will join us, but all AO’s remain open!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Banana Seat daughter Ella receiving some medical treatments that are needed (prayer and praise). Our military, first responders, leaders, spoken and unspoken. Honor to lead at the OG SouthWake AO.