Not too Wet n’ Wild

FNGs: none

PAX: @Finkle, @Gamecock, @K I T T Y L I T T R, @Martini
Warm Up: Mosey up to the covered bus ramp area at FV Middle School.Ā  SSH’s 20 in cadence, overhead arm stretches and arm stretches across your chest, Michael Phelps, Downward Dog into Pigeon right knee then left knee, followed by a walk up slowly stretching our calves and hamstrings.

The Workout:

Event 1:Ā  Plank hold Indian Bear Crawl.Ā  In a line we held plank while the last man bear crawled up to the front of the line the length of the bus ramp.Ā  Then we called out an 10 count exercise, followed by Bears and Dan’s coming back to where we started.Ā  This is a bear crawl followedĀ  by a 1:4 ratio of lunges to squats building up to 5 lunges (each leg) and 20 squats.Ā  R and R.

Event 2:Ā  Pax performed a given exercise while a runner ran the bus loop.Ā  We did Merkins, LBC’s, Turkish Get Ups, Pickle Pounders, Wall Sits with Seal Claps and others.
Mary: There’s something about Mary that we all love…our abs!Ā  We did Homer to Marge regular, followed by holding your left leg up then right leg doing a 10 count cadence, next was ABC’s and then Reverse LBC’s.
Announcements:Ā  BRR (forming a team).
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: @Norm and his family recovering from Covid, @Finkle has family that is traveling this week, @Gamecock mentioned that his church is opening back up and praying for wisdom as they do so.Ā  @Finkle led the prayer.

Crazy Ivan

The Workout: rotation of 7 bell exercises while taking turns (OnePAX at a time) 75 pound atlas ball carry 20 feet, five burpeeā€™s, carry the ball back
Mary: LBC, box cutters, ā€œbring Sally upā€œ push-ups
Announcements: ATT long ass run last Saturday of the month.
Prayer: prayers for Docs child preparing for surgery this month. Prayers for the family and friends of pumpkin spice his friend who passed.

Bombtastic time at Downtown Train

 

Saw no one had signed up for the Q at DT for today, so I figured I would handle it this week, clown-car’d with Bobby Boucher, when we arrived saw the Bondo was already there, Cancun and pumpkin spice pulled in shortly after.

FNGs: None

Took a short Job around the circle and headed for the parking deck for the warm-up.
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fazio (or sun gods)F/R, Imperial Walkers, Spinal Twists, Good Mornings
The Workout:
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Thang 1: Stayed in the parking deck and partnered up for a set of B.O.M.B.SĀ  50 Big Boy Situps, 100 Overhead claps, 150 Merkins, 200 lBc’s 250 Ssquats.
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā Thang 2: 2 sets if 7’s across the parking deck, star jumps and monkey humpers then,Ā  Moroccan Night Clubs and Lunges

Finished up and head back to the flag for Mary
Mary: Modified onit 6mins abs 10-sec plank, 10-sec knees to elbows, 20-sec mountain climbers, 20-sec situps, 20-sec Freddy Mercury, 20-secs American Hammer
Announcements: Downtown Train April neighborhood challenge, Ted Talk Tuesday the 16th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Cancun still going strong after a month (or so) of posting.
COT: 5 – 1 Respect, 4 mehs.
Prayer: YHC Wife as she deals with auto-immune issues, Petsounds (carpex) recovery from stitches, Praises for Pumpkins Spices Mentors good news, all of our front line workers.

 

Buzzards with Random Counts

YHC cooked up a plan to get everyone here between 3-3.5 miles during the workout. Random counts at stops along the way were on the bill today as we primarily circled the soccer fields like buzzards in 8 Man Indian Run lines. Strong work put in by all PAX along the way. Bear crawls were a last minute consideration at the prodding of Pikachu during the Gloom, but ultimately time expired.

ECers’:Ā Skidmark, Pikachu, Full House, U.T.I., and YHC.

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: Good Mornings x20 IC followed by a warm up mosey with stops along the way around the large lot in front of the ball fields. Warm-ups included: Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC (F/R), Imperial Walkers x10 IC, Hillbillies x10 IC, 10 Burpees for a very late arrival, and Windmills x10 IC.
The Workout: We counted off into two 8 man Indian Run lines. Every stop at the BBall Court would be 5 burpees, every time passing the flags at the stadium entrance would be 7 Star Jumps. Each time the Indian Run groups crossed paths, YHC would call an exercise. Exercises included: Merkins x30, Mountain Climbers x14 IC, SSH x40 IC, Prisoner Squats x37, Plank Jacks x17 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 21, Squat Jumps x17…I think. We circled a total of 4 times, switching directions halfway through.

Groups converged at the bottom of the ramp for 25 IC LSF’s led by Skidmark. We moved on to a series of short hill repeats up the ramp. Started at the first light pole with 14 merkins, ran to the top for 6 step-ups. Each time back we deleted a light pole and 1 merkin. Some PAX may have got down as low as 10 merkins before we had to call it quits at the top of the ramp and head back on a mosey to the BBall Court for Mary.
Mary: Homer to Marge x20 IC, Box Cutters x 20 IC
Announcements: TedTalk Tuesday about Shield Locks…tune in. Long Ass Run Saturday the 27th, check Slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): The HIM’s at Ting who just kept going today…several fellas were tired, YHC could tell…but we inspire eachother to move forward.
Prayer: Roger Roger cousin with stroke and brain tumor, his family friend Maggie (breast cancer). Dumbo stepped up to take us out. Strong work, YHC was blessed to lead today!

Kettlebell Action at Shady Meadows

FNGs:none
Warm Up: Circled up with Mutiny crew; Norm was ā€œitā€ and lead us in Imperial walkers, daisy pickers, seal claps, overhead claps, good am, sir fazios…
The Workout: Gump and YHC (two seasoned PAX) headed to the pavilion and grabbed our kettlebells. Ā Took two laps around the track stopped to do the following 10c kettlebell exercises multiple times: swings, OH press, midget love handles, tricep press, curls for the girls, lunges, squats, bus drivers, lawnmowers, wonder bras…found ourself back at the pavilion and executed some leg-ups, lawn mowers, arm thrusters. Added some dips. Ā From our six, chest presses, tricep/straight arm extension, 6 inches with kettlebell above our chest. Ā Rinse and Repeat. Ā Toe taps, slap kettle bells…headed to tennis courts to join Mutiny PAX.
Mary: Ā SSH, Merkins, LBCs. Ā YHC led yoga exercises including pigeon, DD, pot stir, neck stretching…
Announcements: Ā See Slack/FB; buy a sub at Jersey Mikeā€™s this month…help MMIA; Long Ass Run; NCAA Bracketology fundraiser
T-Claps (Recognition): Ā  Gump starting his new job today! Ā Great seeing FV men in the gloom!
Prayer: Docā€™s daughter (surgery), Mototboatinā€™ procedure; unspoken. Ā Vicious Cycle starts up next week. Ā Norm took us out.

Any Given Sunday BB

FNGs:nope
Warm Up:Good morning, SSH and windmills
The Workout:6 mile loop
Mary:cool down
Announcements:ATT Long Run 27th, BRR hats see Slack Channel ā€œBRRā€
T-Claps (Recognition): Axe getting some PRā€™s today!
Prayer:Pikachuā€™s wife LeeAnn

Are you a Member of the Clergy?

Sometimes when an FNG shows up, you gotta ask, “are you a priest or pastor, or member of the clergy?” Because we’re about to talk about rock spanks with consent and without consent and pickle pounders, etc. Today’s FNG Abacus, was not a member of the clergy so we had the “all clear” to commence with the best mumblechatter in Southwake. YHC sought to set the stage for ridiculousness by introducing the Bag of Wrenches (about a 30lb. bag of wrenches, literally) that would accompany us on our short journey today.

FNG’s:Ā Welcome aboard Abacus!!!
Warm Up: Shredder got us started off with SSH x 15 IC as YHC got some extra gloves for our FNG. This was followed by Good Mornings x 20 IC, Imperial Walkers into Hillbillies x 15 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 20, Seal Claps x 10 IC, Overhead Claps x 10 IC, Donkey Kicks x 20 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 10, Good Mornings x 10 IC.
The Workout: Mosey over for some rock work as Shredder and Pumpkin Spice shared the load of Bag of Wrenches.

Circle of Rock

2 Rounds of each: Squats x15, Rut-Rows x15, Hand Release/Release Merkins x 10 IC, Curls for the Girls x15, Tricep Extension x15, Rock Spanks x15 IC, Chest Press x25, Shoulder Press x15.

The circle of rock continued except 4 PAX stepped up to do 25 Curls for the Girls with the Bag of Wrenches, while the rest of the circle did AMRAP Ground Pounders the entire time. PAX not Curling or Pounding were Planking.

Wall of Pain

Each PAX took a turn doing 25 Curls for the Girls with the Bag of Wrenches while the rest of the PAX alternated between BTTW and People’s Chair. With 13 fellas…this took awhile!

Mosey to the playground with Shredder and 3rd Cousin grabbing the bag to travel. When we got there, 4 different PAX stepped up to be our “wrench curlers” while all others did AMRAP step-ups. PAX not curling or stepping, were planking.

Mary: LBC’s x20 IC, Homer to Marge X 20 IC, WW1’s x 20, Pickle Pounders x20 IC, short mosey back to the flag for Donkey Kicks x 10 IC. I told these guys not to leave open spots on the Q Sheet!
Announcements: Long Ass Run, March 27th. Downtown Train has an April “Neighborhood Challenge” coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice and Forceps for the double down and Pumpkin Spice will be on the VQ at Ground Pounder next week. That dude is gonna uncork it on us! Welcome Abacus (works in finance…close to Bean Counter…but).
Prayer: Motor Boatin’ and his new job, Pumpkin Spice has a friend who has recovered from a possible brain tumor, fellow PAX in Carpex with various injuries, those struggling with addiction, depression, mental illness, and grief. When we pray…God moves! YHC took us out.

Why Would 21 PAX Post for a Wednesday Run? Must Be the Sprints!

Was looking forward to Qā€™ing R4TJ because I wanted to do two things: Launch a new route and bring back sprints. Needed to get off Crossway for some variety, but wanted to retain the elevation gain. Had lots of ideas, but when it came to mapping, it was challenging. Plus, I told Bobby Bouche that Iā€™d map out a 3 mile option. Initial routes had too many turns, which lead to confusion and frustration. Finally occurred to me that Skymont to Daisy Grove was the perfect solution.

Must Be the Warm Up! Multiple PAX ECā€™d already. PAX kept rolling in as 0530 approached. Had to get in the middle of the parking lot where we could circle up. 21 PAX make a big circle. With so many ECā€™ers, I just wanted to warm up the remainder. SSH 25x, Daisy pickers 10x. We got a count and Bobby Bouche agreed to lead the 3.5-mile runners. We all took off. Felt like start of the HS Half.

Must Be the Route! HS Half start, climb Anchor Creek, right on Wellspring, down to the greenway, across the boardwalk. Beginning at the long boardwalk, Skymont goes straight up for a nice elevation gain. This is a very functional route. At the top of Skymont near Daisy Grove, 3.5-mile runners peel off at the greenway connection to Jones Park, head to HS Road, then follow Main back to Ting. At Daisy Grove, 5.5-mile runners turn left, make a couple of simple turns to get to Homegrown, then HS Road and Main to Ting. Finally, we all meet up at Ting for COT and sprints!

Must Be the Workout! This ā€œone hourā€ run that goes by like nothing. Why? The chatter, the junk talking, the climbs, the descents, the sunrise, the picking up the six, getting to know new PAX, catching with PAX you havenā€™t seen in a while, and finally, the shenanigansā€”ask Lipstick and Roger Roger. I tried to run with as many people as possible, while turning back for the six regularly. This was fun.

Must Be the Mary! No, actually it couldnā€™t be, there was no Mary
Must Be the COT!

Announcements: Long A$$ Run, March 27, multiple mileage options accompanied by multiple starting points, all end in Durham
Prayer: Maggie P and family

Must Be the Sprints! Yes, it must be the Sprints! All 21 of us lined up for sprints, yes! Wait, thatā€™s not what happenedā€¦ But, shout out to Bobby Bouche, UTI, and Lipstick for hammering out some sprint to AC/DC Long Way to the Top.

FML Visits Sheepdog

Saw a nice spot open on the Q Sheet for Sheepdog and decided to take it up with the shield lock. 187 stepped up and a co-Q it was!

FNGs:

Not today – maybe a good thing, who knows
Warm Up:

Newly named Australian Slaughter Starter – 20x Turkish Getups OYO

5x Burpees for Cupid coming in on two wheels

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Frankenstein x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 forward/backward

Seal clap x10 IC

Squatted overhead clap x10 IC
The Workout:

Mosey to the end of the parking lot and line up for 11s. Donkey kicks, sprint to other end, star jumps, mosey back.

Mosey to the nearby school wall – Preacher’s Chair x10 down the line, followed by Balls to the Wall x10 down the line

Mosey back to the parking lot for Freddie Mercury x10 IC before handing off to 187

Indian run to the back of the school

Build a bear on four square squares

First half of around the clock merkins

Mosey to nearby wall – spider man shuffle down the wall, plank shuffle back

Australian mountain climbers x10, squat jumps x10, australians x15, squat jumps x15

Mosey back to squares for second half of clock merkins
Mary:

Variety of core exercises at 10x IC

End with running in place up downs
Announcements:

Long ass run on ATT

Shield Lock TED talk on Tuesday
T-Claps (Recognition):

Shredder for holding down Sheepdog – an awesome AO for those that haven’t visited it!

Great to see Yogurt mid-way through his bike ride too.
Prayer:

YHC’s M

All the highlights

YHC’s 2nd TBD Q of the year. Tetanus was kind enough to award me a sweet Staff / SYITG shirt after this one. Very snazzy!

FNGs:

None today
Warm Up:

Mosey to the end parking lot

SSH x20 IC

Daisy picker x10 IC

Good morning x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 IC forward/backward
The Workout:

Mosey to the playground

4 corners on the soccer field loop – 5x pull ups each time past the playground, 5x merkins, 10x carolina dry docks, 15x squats, 20x freddy mercury IC at the respective corners. After 2 laps we mosied to the amphitheater

Partner up – alternate between dips and balls to the wall – dips IC as timer, 30x, 20x, and 10x

Mosey to the middle parking lot and grab a rock. Bearly curling down, crab soccer back

Mosey across the street to the pit for the big hill. 7s on the hill with derkins on the fence (top rung!) and monkey humpers at the bottom
Mary:

Mosey to the tennis courts

LBCs x20 IC

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Sadly we were out of time
Announcements:

Long ass run on the ATT

T-Claps (Recognition):

Cancun – dude is killing it!
Prayer:

YHC’s M