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Triple Q – Nutcracker Style

Winter Strikes Back – kind of. It was much cooler – about 40 degrees but 11 men decided not to let that stop them from rolling out into the gloom to get stronger!
We had a “Triple Q” to give a couple newer guys the opportunity to lead part of the workout. That will be a goal at this AO moving forward so anyone interested in stepping up and taking part of the workout just let us know.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

(Led by 3rd Cousin)

Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x 20IC
Michael Phelps x10IC
Daisy Pickers x10IC
Finkelsteins x10IC
Left Leg Stretch
Right Leg Stretch

The Workout:

Dirty McDeuce
4 sets of 3 exercises with a lap around the parking lot in between (arms, abs, legs) – 13 count IC
Split into 4 groups – number off 1-4
Set 1: Merkins, Squats, Low Slow Flutter
Set 2: Carolina Dry Dock, Bobby Hurleys, LBC’s
Set 3: Irkins, One Legged Squats (right), Hello Dolly (on your six, legs raised about six inches from ground. Keeping legs parallel to ground, separate legs outward then return to start.)
Set 4: Derkins, One legged Squats (left), Reverse LBC’s
Rinse and Repeat
Just for fun – one more lap around the parking lot running backwards in the straightaways and forward through the curves.

Mary:

(Led by Spanx)

Box Cutters
Peter Parkers
Pickle Pounders
Monkey Humpers
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers
American Hammers
Windshield Wipers
Have A Nice Day

Announcements:

See facebook and slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Great job 3rd Cousin and Spanx for stepping up to Q!

Tune in next week for another exciting edition of the Triple Q…

Prayer:

Traveling for Easter
3rd Cousin – traveling for work
Spanx – new job in Norfolk – moving in 2 weeks

Monkey humpers for breakfast…

14 PAX, 5 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP, climb out of the fartsack, and post at Disney to get stronger.  Q was happy to see Kotter, Buttwax, who showed up to complete his annual workout before returning to his “paid for” crossfit friends.

FNGs: None

EC: Aquaman, Dumbo, Warbucks, Yogurt, Lipstick

Fritter Status: No new fritters, but a few repeats and are fritter eligible: Dumbo, Yogurt, Lipstick, Warbucks

Kotter: Buttwax

Warm Up: Quick lap around the soccer field, circled up for exercises in-cadence: SSH x30, Imperial walker x15, Hillbillies x15, Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and back x10, Seal Claps x10

The Workout: In the parking lot, PAX paired up into groups of 4 or 5 for an Indian Run to complete the first part of the workout.  The first part was 2 laps of a circuit, with 4 pain stations, that went a long way around the soccer field so that we could include the hill on the green-way trail that leads up to the soccer fields.  PAX, in their group, ran from the parking lot to the stop sign at the bottom of the hill, station 1, then to the start of the hill at the green-way entrance, station 2, then up the hill to the track around the soccer field, station 3, then back to the parking lot where we started, station 4.  Exercises for station 1 and 3: 10 count of each diamond, standard, wide grip merkins.  Exercises for stations 2 and 4: 10 monkey humpers and 10 star jumps.  After completing the circuit, PAX lined up at the top of the hill in the parking lot that leads to the stop sign and were instructed that they would be doing an exercise together at the top of the hill, run down the hill to the stop sign, another exercise OYO, the run back to the top hill to hold plank or squat till the 6 was in.  There were 6 rounds of this routine that started with 10 monkey humpers in-cadence at the top and 10 sumo squat jumps at the bottom.  Repetitions for each exercise increased by 1 after each round.  Last round, sumo squat jumps were skipped and PAX were instructed to run from the stop sign and back to the top of the parking lot for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in-cadence for a 20 count: low slow flutter, homer-to-marge, freddie mercury, pickle-pounder

Announcements: Check FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): During the EC run Aquaman said he was on a secret mission, until Warbucks and YHC got him to spill the beans.  He is not very good a secrets.  Aquaman wanted to complete EC at a sub-8 minute pace and Warbucks and YHC were happy to help him complete that mission and paced him to the finish.  Not only did Aquaman get sub-8, he completed EC with a 7:38 pace and a PR for 1 and 2 miles!  Props to Aquaman for accelerating his fitness!

Prayer: Buttwax’s colleague and Raleigh Police Officer named Corey, 25 years old, was recently diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma; Young Clay who is battling with Cancer; Crablegs; Safe holiday travel; unspoken prayers

Fuquay Varina – The Other Downtown

PT was lit up early this morning for an EC run. 29 total HIM ready for Tour de Quay – Part Deux (the other side) No FNG’s

EC:
10 strong – Yogurt going for the fritter

FartSack:
Roger Roger (or possible kid issues)

Warm Up:
Small group Indian run, stop at Mexican Restaurant parking lot

Red bull smurf jacks x25 IC
Reverse carolina dry docks x20
Bat wings 4×20 IC
Up downs x10

The Workout:
Mosey to FV Chamber of Commerce
Chilly broad jumps (two lines)

Pledge of Allegiance

Mosey to Church parking lot
Broad jump burpee ladder across parking lot, increase merkins on each jump (ex. 5th burpee will have 5 merkins in it)

Mosey back up to Fidelity bank lot
Sneaky Gorilla x10

Mosey back to guard rails near start
Irkin/nippler count down on guard rails x15, x10, x5
*YHC called an audible to finish up at tennis court due to high traffic*

Mosey back to courts
Finish up with merkins/nipplers x10 each, x5 each

Mary:
Fabreze (Big Boy sit-ups and air presses with 6inch hold) 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, 10:50
Dying cockroach
Figure 8’s
Have a nice “Hump” day

Announcements:
FB and Slack
Charity blurb for April

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu did EC EC and was the sweeper today holding the PAX together.

Prayer:
Coal Ash uncle passed, Moby’s dad, Shredder, Crab Legs, Durham blast

Way to get after it today men. Should have clocked around 2 miles and broke a sweat. Thanks for letting me lead a great group of HIM. Make HUMP DAY great!

BS Out!

Engagement Party

YHC arrived at his typical time for EC. No other cars in parking lot, no light vest of Pikachu. YHC thought it was going to be a solo EC today. About 0512 Lipstick and Yogurt pulled in. We 3 started out and picked up Pikachu at the light at 55. Nevertheless a very light EC today at Paradise City where the EC number is typically around 10. When we returned the parking lot still appeared empty buy the numbers picked up as we neared the 0545 start time. One FNG present, disclaimer given, all HC’s present and accounted for, and we were off.

EC: Yogurt, Lipstick, Pikachu, Skidmark

FNG: Steamboat

Warm Up: No thanks, no time.
The Workout: Was this completely different than our usual bootcamp, no. But YHC felt it was different in the targeted area. Pax focused a lot on strengthening their core. Lots of engagements today, even more first dates. The workout was simple in theory. Run for 2 minutes, exercises for 2 minutes, rinse and repeat. Started off in the mosey for 2 minutes then:

Station 1: Plank hold, Chill cut, Right arm up, left arm.

Run for 2 minutes

Station 2: Side glute raise Right, hold and do 10 runner leg drives, Switch to left. Rinse and repeat until 2 minutes up.

I hope you get the idea now.

Station 3: Single leg squats at the wall, Steps ups. Yep for 2 minutes

Station 4: Hold squat and do Side Shuffle right. After 10 do 1 burpee. Then 10 left, 1 burpee. 2 minutes

Station 5. Side plank hold, side plank crunches.

Switched to Indian Runs to get the Pax together. Yep Indian runs for 2 minutes.

Repeat the whole thing again with some variations. Added some arm forward and leg up plank holds. One set of erkins, derkins, and dips.

Q’s goal was to get the pace around 9:00 mm. Final average on Q’s Garmin 8:58 mm

Mary: As if we didn’t do enough core we did some pickle pounders, Peter Parkers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies.

Announcements: Nothing new.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Spanx Father in Law, Katniss coworkers, crablegs, hopefully no significant damage to the area of some storms last night.

Why do we do this again?

22 PAX posted for YHC’s Q. On the drive we all were regretting not fart sacking this morning when the rain was coming down sideways, but we all still showed up in numbers and a couple that have gone missing at U-Turn for a while. Dahmer even brought an FNG to the party. Welcome Lumbergh!  Going for the extra extra, Pikachu and Skidmark got soaked on a 5 Mile EC.

 

Warm Up:

High Knees & Butt Kickers

SSH IC X 15

The Goof Ball IC X15

Daisy Pickers IC X10

Fazio Arm Circles IC10 F/R

Michael Phelps; L/R, R/L

The Workout:

The U-Turn… Some found their way through this ball of yarn for the 5k, the rest went the distance for 8k.

Mary:

Left her waiting.

Announcements:

Helping Shredder in the afternoon – double check slack because of the rain may audible for a cozy spot watching Tiger tear it up.

Prayer:

Silent Prayers, Those who couldn’t be with us and for the Ferns, YHC took us out.

Stairs & Hill work

Warm Up:Quick lap around the field and to the courts for SSHx10, ISWx10, HBx10, Bulldogs(new)x10, CPx10, LBCx10, Merkx10
The Workout:Mosey to the Hunt Center around back where the stairs and hill are.  Each trip up the stairs included 5 Merkins at each landing then another 10 Merkins at the top.  Around and back to the bottom for a new set.  1st set was a one legged pull up.  2nd set was a Box Jump 2 steps.  3rd set was a bear crawl.  Once we were good and tired, over to the hill we went for a lovely set of 11’s.

For the 11’s we did Merkins at the bottom and Monkey Humpers at the top.  Slide Rule suggested a backward run up the hill the final time.  We had some takers on that challenge but, not many.  We finished up with another set up Box Jumps up the stairs(minus the Merkins) and mosey to court for Mary
Mary: WW2x10, BxCutx10, FredMx10, WideMerkx10, PPoundx10
Announcements: Yogurt brought out an FNG and we welcomed “Abe” to our F3 group.  Banana Seat reminded us of Testicular Cancer and that this was his charity for Breath Taker.  He suggested we check ourselves once a month. He advised that Skid Mark does his checking for him.  :-).  I believe that Yogurt won the bid on Breath Taker for next week.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Moby’s father, Banana Seats test results, Crablegs and many unspoken.

Snoods

Warm Up: Dynamic Stretching per the PAX
The Workout: The new favorite route was in play today, the “Turkey”.  Today we discovered if you loop ting at the end, you create the Turkey’s snoods.  For those that don’t know the snoods, it is the red dangly skin under their head.  Good Miles out there this morning 5-10 total.

T-Claps (Recognition): Kudos to Skidmark and Pikachu for 10. Great to see Auquaman and Emeril get miles in at 0445, to make bible study at Hope after.
Prayer: UTI’s Grandmother just had a heart procedure

Gotta Catch Them All

EC: Emeril, Yogurt, UTI, Skidmark, Midget, Pablo, Warbucks, Full House, Crosby, Cowboy, Shamwow, Aquaman, Dawgpound

After Workout Sprints with Yogurt: Yogurt, Pablo, Midget, Emeril, UTI, Warbucks, Aquaman, Katniss, Shamwow

Warm Up:

Circled Up for some nice Side Straddle Hops.

Then we counted off by fours creating five teams of four and one team of three. The teams would be doing Indian Runs for the rest of the warm up and the workout.

Indian Run up to the Ticket Office. Did YHC favorite Good Mornings. It was a beautiful morning already and the good mornings just made it better.

Indian Run to the corner. Did some Hairy Rockettes to stretch out those legs.

Indian Run to the basketball court to do the Sir Fazio Arm Circles along with squats.

Indian Run to the start of the workout.

The Workout:

Stack Em up Indian Run Suicides:

The Stack:
5 Burpees
10 Hand Release Merkins
20 Monkey Humpers
30 LBCs
Stairs / 5 Burpees
2 Trips Hop up Right Foot
2 Trips Hop up Left Foot
2 Trips Hop up Both Feet

Once everyone finish we played the first game of Gotta Catch Them All. — Thank you Cowboy for the initial idea.

The team that finished last in the Indian Run Suicides had zero burpees to do. The chaser team did 10 burpees. Every other team did 5 Burpees. The goal was to Indian Run from the bottom of the ramp around to the basketball court. When the chaser caught you 5 burpees each.

The Teams:

Team Mew: (chasers)

Lucky Charms
UTI
Aquaman
Shamwow

Team Squirtle:

M4L
Pablo
Glass Jaw
Warbucks

Team Togepi:

Pac Man
Pumpkin Spice
Short Pole
Emeril

Team Ditto:

Yogurt
Cowboy
Spanx
Wiggle

Team Koffing:

Buford
Crosby
Skidmark
Particle Board

Team Slowpoke:

Dawgpound
Full House
Katnis

It looks like team Koffing made it without being caught. Team Ditto was caught at the very end.  Excellent job guys.

Mary:

Circled up for the following.
Squatter’s Pyramid
Squat Pulses with Lunges — I asked the pax for friendly numbers.  I got no number lower then an

Announcements:

See Facebook and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Warbucks — Cooper Ridge 10K 47:06  Pace of 7:32.  Great job!!!!

Prayer:

Crablegs and his trial opportunity tomorrow
Shredder and his recovery
All Pax that where not there but want to be out with us.

Inaugural Squirrel Patrol Ride

Five PAX posted to BEGIN ROAD WORK. Little did we know the turns we were in for. Mumble chatter revealed that the PAX, like me, had not ridden in quite a while. Nonetheless, we were determined to launch some road training to prepare for the Triangle Triathlon on June 1, now less than 60 days away!

Warm Up: U-Turn 3.1 to 6.3 mile run
The Workout: As I finished up U-turn, I looked at my watch to find 7 am, the scheduled launch time for the bike ride. Then, I looked around and saw Emeril, Gump, Nemo, and UTI all dressed and ready to go. Uh-oh, good time to practice my transition.

We circled up quickly to identify a route. Because most were aiming to hit the 2.0 workout at 9 am, my plans had evolved to a simple down-and-back to intersection of Friendship and New Hill Holleman Road, near the US1 interchange. 10 miles, no problem. Everyone was game and we took off. But, upon reaching Old Holly Springs Apex Road, we immediately changed plans. This became protocol as we strove to Find New Roads.

On the first hill climb, I learned that UTI climbs on his bike the same way as without–strong and steady. Even with up and downs, we kept the PAX together. Gump kept hammering on his mtn/hybrid. Nemo kept hammering on his bike that he’s ridden on way more miles and any of us combined. In high school, he did a century a day for 10 days. A century is a 100-mile ride. Wow. Emeril had ridden these very roads twice a week in the days when these roads were quiet, even during the week. UTI has recent Triangle Triathlon experience.

Decision point: Woods Creek left or right? UTI knew we should go left. Now this was indeed a nice quiet road. I’ll plan to use this one again. At Woods Creek and Friendship, we found a lone rider taking a break. I thought he was waiting on riders since Double D type riders typically come down from Durham and Chapel Hill. Turns out he was just eating a banana and watching deer cross the road. He joined us to the our next non-pre-determined turn. Nemo recruited him along the way.

Decision point: Left on Friendship and head back to HS. On this segment, a squirrel decided to hop on Nemo’s foot, take a couple of revolutions, then hop on through the frame. Another wow.

Decision point protocol continued until we finally logged about 11 miles, depending on whose device/satellites we were using. Finally made it back to Starbucks for 5-man second F. Great ride, looking forward to next Saturday!

20….and that’s a wrap

YHC roped Aquaman into the warm up this morning after he said Friday he wasn’t 100% for going. His post advertising on Facebook was all that was needed to give him warm up responsibilities and ensure a post – Bulls Eye’s (South Wake’s first, and only, Fritter Foundation member) was present as well – t-claps!

No one took YHC up on EC, so the old U-Turn route was ran to get a good sense of comparison between the two. Think the new one is hillier. Came back into the Starbucks parking lot ~0548 to no one there, so another mile was dialed up. When coming back up the parking lot was bustling with activity as the circle had formed.

Warm Up:

Good morning, SSH, right over left, left over right
The Workout:

Standard loop. A few pax did Slide Rule’s ~10k route by adding a mile inside of 12 oaks.
Mary:

Some bike riding, some OYO stretching, some coffee
Announcements:

See announcement posts.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Bulls Eye for doing Fritter and getting back out on Saturday morning!
Prayer:

Crab Legs, Shredder, unspoken