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Those Star Jumps Gave Us a Break

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EC: YHC solo, but it was flat… that was nice.  I just ran til I ran out of lights.

FNG’s: none

YHC did s two-for in the FV this week. I was less familiar with this site, but between running EC and using parking lots… we had plenty of work to do.  Thanks to my FV pax for welcoming me (from the Springs) as I had the honor of Q at a couple of your home turf places in SouthWake.  7 pax zipped around parking lines in strong fashion this morning at the Grave!
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Sir Fazios F/R, Seal Claps, Daisy Pickers, Hillbillies, and Frankenstein’s all x10 IC.  Warm up mosey around community center stopping along the way for 13 ct. of SSH, Mountain Climbers, and Imperial Walkers.
The Workout: There are 14 parking spaces on each side of the strip that we chose in the KG parking lot. We used those several times for our workout today. Round 1: Pax typewriter crawl all parking curbs and the end island along both sides of the “zipper”. (28 parking spaces). Round 2: similar to round 1 except pax do “happy feet”/fast feet all the way around. Round 3: we did Burpee/Star Jumps alternating in each spot all the way around.  It was at this point that Finkle stated “at least we had a break with the star jumps”.  I thought most pax hated those too? Round 4: Slightly different here. Pax lunge walk and on each stripe, they stop and do a Prisoner Squat for that number of stripe (ie. Stripe 1= 1 squat, stripe 14= 14 squats etc.) The pax did start back at 1 when going to the other side of spaces as Norm mentioned the time it would eventually take to complete this otherwise. But…different idea for a different Q! YHC had I think the perhaps toughest round of all planned for round 5, but time was running low so…

We did clockwork merkins as a pax until all pax and YHC twice, called a number.
Mary: Descending ladders of exercises with 15,10, then 5 IC counts.  Exercises were: Dying Cockroach, Homer to Marge, Freddie Mercury’s, and LBC’s.
Announcements: Q shift for next two weeks, check the Slack and let the smack talk begin! Mulch is good for this week, but needed for future weeks. During Q shift weeks, we are taking donations for the residents at Healing Transitions.  Bring clothes for HS week, bring hygiene items for FV week. Let’s help these fellas out!

T-Claps (Recognition):Norm And YHC for parking our vehicles as such to save 1 parking space of pain!
Prayer: Military, first responders, our Nation. We as men to be a source of peace in chaos, and to bring unity during a very divided time. To live 3rd!  Honor to lead men.

Did You Put Those Deer There?

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YHC has been trying to get down to “the Quay” more often. Figured if I sign up to Q, I’ll head down there. So YHC decided to Q a couple FV places he’s only been a couple times. Lemme Q Possum Trot and Kenny’s Grave back to back.  You never know what can happen right? After lagging behind somewhat on the EC, YHC was determined to hit at least 3 spots with challenging intensity. At arrival, Fonzie was already game planning for his beatdown to deliver during Q challenge week coming up. So I figured, I better throw out something good today. 13 pax posted strong today!

EC: Fanny Pack, Fonzie, LED, Shamwow!, And Norm (who did about a 1/4 mile catch up as he rolled in a bit late for EC…impressive).

FNG’s: POTS boy…welcome Meatball.  Swedish Metal Music = Meatball. Good enough!
Warm Up: SSH x 30, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Squatted Seal Claps, Squatted Arm Circles F/R, Squatted Overhead Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs.
The Workout: Moseyed a loop and did 11’s on the big grass hill at the corner.  We did Mountain Climbers IC at the bottom, dips on the guardrail up top.  Mosey to the tennis court for some stacked Suicides on the lines. We stacked up and then unstacked with some extra absolutions for our 6.  Line exercises were: 5 absolutions, 10 burpees, 15 star jumps, 20 merkins, 25 monkey humpers, 30 LBC, 35 SSH.  Then we took the same stack back.

Mosey to the restroom pavilion for each pax 10 ct. of people’s Chair x2, and a 10 ct. each pax of BTTW. Finished down there, with 2 deer onlooking, with a dozen of each: shoulder taps, nipplers, Merkins. LED comments, “man Fanny Pack… Did you put those deer there?”  I aim to please…mosey back to the flag for Mary Mary: Feel the PT road rash… 20 Box Cutters, 20 H2M.
Announcements: Q shift week coming up… check Slack.  Mulch continues.., check Slack.  Sign up to Q…seriously fellas…check Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): Breach showing great instructional form on burpees and absolutions. LED for doing an extra few lines during the suicide stack. My FV brothers for allowing YHC to come to their turf to practice my trade!
Prayer: In a strong move of boldness, Meatball… the FNG… took us out.  See you tomorrow my FV brothers!

NeedMore Ruck with some heavy weight and some running!

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Ruck was on at NeedMore Park Sunday morning with a PAX of 13. Several F3 guys spotted running once we started. 

FNG: None 

Warm Up: The RUCK 

The Workout: We started out on the Red Loop backwards for 2 miles. Dropped over to the yellow for 1 mile. Breach decided we would double time that was set on his watch. Lost one due to Church then we scratched off to the blue for the last 2 miles. All together we managed to get 5 miles and some had more picking up the 6 from the double time.  

Mary: None 

Announcements: Bass Lake mulch.   

T-Claps (Recognition)  

Prayer: Unspoken Requests. Prayer our country and those sick dealing with COVID. Families still dealing with COVID and can not work. 

 

What Is A Mahktar N’ Diayes Anyway?

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FNGs: Yes! Welcome Omaha!  Arch nemesis of his (former) Patriot’s QB often used this in cadence…hearing it makes the FNG nauseous, and that made YHC smile, so we knew it was perfect.
Warm Up: Following the welcome and disclaimer to the FNG, mosey across the street to the church parking lot. 10 each IC: Good Mornings, Sir Fazios F/B, Overhead Claps, and Hillbillies. 25 IC Side Straddle Hops.
The Workout: 18 PAX showed up after the preblast by Mookie. After much EH’ing by fellow PAX (specifically Pablo, Dumbo, Mookie, Deadbolt, and M4L), YHC was provided with the opportunity to put the EH’s to rest. With that, YHC spent an inordinate amount of time preparing for this Virgin Q (afterall, YHC was still pure and wanted it to be with the right one, time was right, he was ready, etc.). His kids and wife may or may not have seen him pacing the halls as if he were about to give his left kidney. YHC even bought a watch, which he struggled with towards the end, and was lucky, frankly, to end on time…but not really because we were across the street and still had to get back to the pool parking lot. My bad if you were late to your next engagement.

Ok, the workout: Mosey to the curb where YHC had already chalked the named exercises on the asphalt. ALARMS and BLIMPS were in play. Some PAX had never heard of them, but they were about to find out. Split into 2 teams. Special thanks to Mookie who offered to lead Team 1 while YHC led Team 2. Six exercises were spaced across the parking lot for the ALARMS and BLIMPS. PAX on Team 1 would travel to each location via Bunny Hops (Stations 1 – 3) and Lunge Walks (Stations 4 – 6). PAX on Team 2 would travel to each location via Bear Crawl (Stations 1 – 3) and Crab Walk (Stations 4 – 6). Squat or plank hold for the 6 before starting each exercise. Teams that were doing BLIMPS then did ALARMS, and vice versa. Thank you to all PAX who helped YHC get through the counting…he was winded for sure.

BLIMPS: 10 Burpees, 15 Lunges IC, 20 Imperial Walkers IC, 25 Merkins, 30 Plank Jacks IC, and 35 Squats.

ALARMS: 10 Burpees, 10 Jump Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Rocky Balboas IC, 10 Mahktar N’ Diayes IC, and 10 Seal Claps Sobriety Style (YHC felt this was fitting given his recent F3 ‘departure’).

Question was asked after the fact: What is a Mahktar N’ Diayes anyway? YHC answered that it was a plank hold to chill cut and back up IC. PAX said, “Oh, we did more than that.” YHC responded, “Yes, you were doing Absolutions but there was no reason to correct you because you were doing more than required.” Well done!

Following the completion of the circuit, YHC was a little stressed because we still had 20 minutes to kill (lesson learned). YHC was not feeling that a ‘rinse and repeat’ of previous exercises would be well-received. Audibled for an Indian Run to Mookie to meet at the parking lot entrance (each Team goes opposite way). At the entrance, YHC called for a jailbreak back to the mailbox followed by a mosey to the rock pile.

At the rock pile, PAX picked up a medium sized rock. The following exercises were performed IC between 15 and 25 reps, and much thanks to the PAX that stepped in to help YHC get through this: Curls for the Girls, Tricep Extensions, Rut Rows, Bus Drivers, Midget Love Handles, Midget Cookie Pouches, American Hammers, Overhead Press, Low Slow Flutter, and Chest Press.

Mary: With 6 minutes remaining, YHC lucked out. Mary consisted of the following IC: Freddie Mercuries, LBCs, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, and Have A Nice Day.
Announcements: Mulch at Bass Lake – get signed up! Continue to visit AO’s that you don’t frequent very often; and Q Swap in August.
T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie for his assistance; all other PAX for their encouragement and willingness to step up and get YHC through this VQ.
Prayer: Those in recovery due to substance, verbal, physical, or mental abuse and/or health; Bondo’s granddaughter Piper; YHC’s cousin (cancer) and M’s grandfather (hospice has been brought in); Omaha’s marketing career; First responders; and Leaders of our country that we may get through the chaos that is rampant today; Unspoken.

Dumbo took us out.

It is a privilege to lead; thank you. YHC will keep learning, striving to do better next time.

Ultimate at Thunder – 29Jul20

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FNGs: Welcome FNG Norbert! Snap’s 2.0 – played a great game and is a D&D fan to boot!
Warm Up: Mosey to the pit. SSH x10 IC, Daisy Pickers x10 IC
The Workout: Ultimate frisbee. First 15 minutes 3x merkins for each drop, second 15 3x squats, third 15 no exercises.
Mary: Not today
Announcements: Mulch sign up

Hit the skids

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fozie arm circles (10 forward / 10 back) Windmills, single leg dead lift.

The Workout: 4 cones spaced 75 feet apart in a square. cone 1 > PAX choice, Cone 2  > Abs, Cone 3 > Biceps/Triceps, Cone 4 > Chest and back. Group split into teams of 2 and a group of 1.  Each Cone had an additional 44lbs tractor weight. Once the timer started tractor weights could not touch the ground, penalty for dropping was 5 burpees per drop.  A skid was placed at Cone 1 and pushed/pulled to the next cone with the tractor weight. Partner helped without picking up the skid. Once the skid hit cone two the 2nd tractor weight was added and the next group pushed/pulled the skid. This rotation continued around all four cones.  The next pass around the cones we dropped off one weight and continued the rotation. The HIM’s owed 50 burpees at the start of the workout and each pass of the skid deducted the overall burpee count for the 30 min ME.  As the team got the jest of the activity it became very clear that we have conceptual thoughts about how the theories of E=M2 works in physics, but we were very challenged in practical application of the theory.  POTS worked the skid and weight with out a buddy to help and we lost one tractor weight early. 55 burpees before we made one pass and another drop put us at 60.  We got better as the time passed, but a PAX that shall not be named (POTS) maybe dropped two weights accidentally on his mosey to the next cone.  At the end of the 30 min we owed 10 burpees from an apex of 60.

Mary:  Korean Wars (20 count) Ball Diamonds (20 count) Side Raises / Oblique V-ups 10 each then switch sides.

Announcements:  Mulch..Mulch…Mulch.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Thanks Sprinkler for bringing the coupons.
Prayer: Families trying to figure out school and working parents, First responders, People in isolation. Unspoken

Let Me Teach You a Lesson…

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It normally doesn’t take this long to squeeze out a backblast, but this one needed to take some time to do it justice. We all joke at the lessons M4L can provide. Sometimes he shows to workouts he commits to, sometimes he doesn’t. Sometimes he does 1/2 of the workout, sometimes he does 1/2 Side Straddle Hops, sometimes he does a full one or just flaps his arms. On that Friday, last week at Kung Pow, he delivered one of the more memorable Q’s I’ve been a part of, and truth be told…when he shows to Q, they always have a lesson.

On an aside, these guys at Wescott are bringing it and I’m not saying it because it is home turf. I have yet to see a duplicated workout and every single one has a signature footprint. Pablo’s manhole merkins, Deadbolt and DoubleD’s Reagan era burpeefest, and who could forget that time where YHC almost killed Fram, DoubleD, Sprinkler, and Fonzie with cardio cul-de-sacs a few weeks ago.

I will say this, anytime I have seen M4L Q, I always come away with something. It could be an exercise routine, it could be something personal he has shared, but more importantly, his Q’s always extend beyond just a workout (hence F3- more than a workout) and have always shown me to appreciate the moment and embrace these great things we have… F3 and each other. Just like we tackle these workouts, we are also going through everything life throws at us together.

On this Friday morning, it was destined that something special was gonna happen. Pre-Blast yielded 8 HC’s, which was a really high number considering none of the regulars were HC’ing the night before. Also, nobody HC’s anymore…anybody else notice that?

Picked up Deadbolt… yes- we drove only being a half 0.4 mi down the road.  Arrived  to a completely full Wescott parking lot, 13 PAX limbering up, representing all areas of SouthWake-some from Fuquay, another from 12 Oaks, even one from Cary and also from Raleigh. 15 total- A new record at Kung Pow.  Full House later shared that he was undecided that morning, but just like Nemo from a few weeks ago, he was drawn by the pre-blast marketing campaign.

What on earth did M4L have planned? Whatever it was, it was about to go down as we were at 5:29 and the mumblechatter was starting to rise above the level that gets us exposed on our neighborhood Facebook page.

Time to mosey. Extended the 15 PAX group across the street to do some warm-ups at the Veterinary clinic across the street.

FNGs: None, but would be alot cooler if there were…
Warm Up: SSH X10, Burpee X10, Uneven Merkins- Right arm extended forward x10\Left Arm extended forward X10. Mumblechatter= more burpee X10, then followed by a mosey back to M4L’s vehicle.

The Workout: Upon arrival, M4L pops the trunk. Strategically stacked where several bricks with the words “No OYO” spray painted on them. Everybody grab a brick- one for each hand. I’ve seen this workout once before, but judging by the other faces they had not and wasn’t sure what they were more surprised by…the possibility that they’d have to carry these bricks the whole workout or what M4L meant by “No OYO.” As suspected, Midget instructed PAX to mosey with bricks in hand down Wescott Ridge. PAX stopped about halfway down among the trees lining what we refer to in Wescott as the ‘fairway.’

As a tribute to New Mexico, PAX performed a series of quick feet with bricks in hands. Recover on the mosey to Bells Walk (oh- if anyone puts the bricks down, 10 burpees with bricks for all PAX). At Bells Walk, M4L calls for a Indian Brick Walk with curls where the trailing PAX double times it to the front curling alongside group of 14 PAX who are also curling in single file. Made it to the end of the cul-de-sac for 31 Monkey Humpers with bricks (31 years since entering the US) . This was also in honor of one of our favorite Wescott residents, bless her heart. She is looking for a gently used Oboe, so if anyone knows a friend of a friend who has one let us know. A real Oboe…not you, Oboe. Really- not kidding.

After those were performed, M4L called for a faster paced Indian Run with bricks, except halfway down the street, Q ended up ‘dropping’ his bricks.. 10 burpees OYO all PAX. Continued to the end of Bells Walk and onto Dumbo’s house. How we were able to fit all 15 PAX in his driveway was beyond me, but we did and its unfortunate he did not have a Ring camera to capture this. There was mumblechatter as to the other cameras he has in his house, but we would need to wait for him to return from vacation to either confirm or deny.

Inside the driveway, all 15 PAX performed 31 tricep extensions , followed by 31 overhead presses. With arms already significantly torched, M4L now reveals the true meaning of the lesson behind the “No OYO” bricks. He instructed PAX to partner up. From here, one member of the unit would give their bricks to the partner, so one carries all 4 on the mosey, while the other stays with him for moral support. Do not leave your partner- He will need you.

Not sure Fram got that memo, even with 4 bricks, he was running a 5K pace and YHC was having trouble keeping up with him as he made his way up Wescott Ridge and down to the Palm City cul-de-sac where M4L used to live. At the cul-de-sac, M4L shared a story of what F3 means to him and specifically how PAX should never do life alone- hence the “No OYO” bricks. We all carry something and should never feel afraid to ask for help and lean on your brothers to help you through difficult times. A message that hit home with everyone that morning.

On the return, PAX mosey’d with their bricks again, making sure that each partner didn’t leave the other behind. At the top of the hill, M4L did a quick check of the lead PAX to ask where their partners were. If they were left behind, he instructed them to apologize for leaving them behind as a reminder that we are all accountable to ensure we are picking up the six.

Mary: Merkins on the “Bring Sally Down”- A tribute to “Gone in 60 Seconds” (67 seconds to be exact-the amount of time remaining in the workout)
Announcements: Q Swap coming in August; New AO- Something Awesome on Monday
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting out there this morning. A great crowd, great workout, great message.
Prayer: Healthcare workers, Bondo’s new grandchild Piper. Continued health for families near and far.

Double D took us out!

The Ruck – 3 Mile

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:  OYO
The Workout:  3 miles red loop and some extra strolls in the parking lot.  Midget and his Gal sighting (someone’s alarm did not go off). PAX carried 20-50 # depending on stupidity, I mean strength and will-power.
Mary:  No appearance but a ton a mumble chatter.
Announcements:  Mulch, future Rucks.  And for the record, do not ever piss off POTS!  He was on a roll today and a wee bit cantankerous.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Unspoken

 

What is this….Rikers Island?

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Coupon set up, Arm Stretches (across, over the top), Palm press in front and back,  Fozie arm circles, Pot stirs
The Workout: Objective(s) heavy weight with low reps or light weight with high reps. 3 stations were set up with 3 upper body exercises per station to be completed before rotating to next station. 50 sec per exercise with 25 sec rest in between. We completed two cycles.  Station 1 > 1 or 2 Pain Stick presses, 1 or 2 Water Jug Front Raises, 15lbs Tricep Kickbacks/OH Tricep Press. Station 2 > Curls for the Gurls, Frisbee push-ups (rd 1 slide frisbee hand out for a wide fly, pull back in on upward motion of push-up. rd 2 push frisbee forward and do a staggered push-up.) 50lbs Lawnmowers. Station 3 > Tire rope pull, Sledge swings and abs.
Mary: Boat Canoes slow in cadence 10 count (full body ext/slow), WWII touch the sky (suggested name called Korean Wars) 5 count cadence then cross legs and 5 count cadence. At this point the inmates questioned to which prison the Q came from…Rikers Island?? 10 side raises and 10 side crunches then switch sides, Ball Diamonds 10 count in cadence

Announcements: Mulch..Mulch..Mulch,  New AO being named at Banks Rd elementary on 7/22, Suggested to come out to School House for great mumblechatter and a free breakfast on Wednesdays.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Appreciated Wallaby posting at the prison yard for the first time. (Lets hope he comes back!)
Prayer: LED family member coming out of surgery recovery, People dealing with addiction, isolation.  Darby working with a fellow PAX that has thoughts of suicide (Double D). Unspoken.

731 Days Later

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Two years goes fast.  I still remember my first post and how I thought I was going to die most of the time.  How did those guys move so much?  How were they not as exhausted as I was?  Who is this Banana Seat guy and how has he not been arrested for torture? Kenny’s Grave was the only AO I went to for some time.  Thursday was my F3 day and that’s what I did.  And, honestly, having Banana Seat Q most of my first work outs was probably a blessing because, well, you know how he is.  He made me do things I didn’t think I could do and made me keep wanting to come back to see what more I can do.  So, for that Banana Seat, I thank you.

Two years later and I’m still enjoying every minute of these workouts, pushing myself and others to achieve things previously unachievable.  The things I’ve accomplished along the way were things that I would have told you I’d have never done before.  As we’ve all heard in the past, they workouts don’t get any easy, you get stronger.  And I’ve gotten a lot stronger and not just physically.

On to the workout, the preblast indicated that the numbers 24 and 16 would be prominent.  I was hoping the reasons would be fairly obvious.  I also remembered something that New Mexico said on Friday at Deadbolt’s 6 year Q, “Anniversary Q’s don’t have to suck, you know?”.  With that in mind I set out to make us all sweat but not to make us all regret it.  I also wanted to work in some of the things we did in my first workout so I borrowed a bit from that old backblast.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

We ran a lap around the track, mixing in butt kickers, high knees, and carocia.  We finally circled up near the tennis courts for:

Squatted overhead claps x24 IC

Windmill x16 IC

SSH x24 IC

Daisy Picker x16 IC

Burpees x5 OYO

The Workout:

The Red October guys went about their business why the rest of us moseyed down the parking lot some.  We partnered up to do some partner plank hops.  P1 did shoulder taps while P2 did side hops over their legs 24 times, and then switched.  Each partner did two rounds.

We moseyed a bit further to do some chilly broad jumps to traverse the rest of the parking lot down to the circle.  PAX got in chill cut plank position and spaced out a bit while the first guy got up and jumped over everyone.  When he was done he got down in to plank and the next guy went.  We got through 3 rotations before reaching the end.  From there we went and fished a rock out of the water and circled up for some quick rock work:

Curls for the girls x12

Tricep extensions x8

Ground Pounder x12

Rut Rows x8

Rinse and repeat (had to get 24 and 16 reps).  5 more burpees and then we carried our rocks up to the back parking lot and lined up.  We started with 24 dips on our rocks and then bear crawl pushed them to the other side of the parking lot where there was an island.  On that side we did 16 dirkins with our feet up on the curb.  To work our way back across the parking lot we put our rocks in our bellies and crab walked.  Back at the start we did 24 midget cookie pouches with our rocks.  With our rocks in hand we duck walked to the other side where we did 16 goblet squats.  We held our rocks and lunge walked back across and finished up with 5 more burpees.

We returned our rocks back to the drain and made our way over to the soccer field and lined up along the sideline.  Instructions were given that we would sprint across the field, do an exercise, sprint back, do an exercise, etc. The exercises were Bobby Hurley x24, irkins on the bleachers x16, tuck jumps x24, and lastly 5 more burpees.

We did a slow Indian run up to the bathroom building for a 24 count people’s chair before heading to the tennis courts for…

Mary:

Our esteemed Red October colleges joined us in the circle for:

American Hammer x24

LSF x16

LBC x24

and to round it off, 4 burpees for 24 total during the workout

Announcements:

The Bass Lake mulch project continues.  Great work is being done by UTI and the team so please help volunteer and help solidify F3 in the community.  We probably wake a lot of people up so giving ourselves good press can only be good.

T-Claps (Recognition):

To all the guys that did the ruck yesterday morning, helping bring food and supplies to Mama’s House.  It’s a great place and I love that we’re doing things to help them.  I was proud to see LED and Fram and F3 in a post from Mama’s House last week thanking them for their charity

Prayer:

For everyone dealing with all the things.  So much stuff is going on right now and we’re all dealing with something.  Maybe that’s the biggest take away that there is, we’re all dealing with something so have grace and patience for your fellow man.

I also reminded God that I think he left the oven on.

 

As always, it was an honor to lead.  When I started doing this there was no way I ever thought I’d be able to lead a workout, for many reasons.  I’m glad that I do and I’m glad that I can and I encourage anyone that hasn’t to get out there and do it.  You will surprise and impress yourself, I guarantee it.

 

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