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Determined to have a nice day!

Pick up the Q this week for TBD, had not done a Q at womble for a while. Rolled in at 5:23 to see a crowd had already gathered. We were 11 strong after Aquaman checked for FNG’s we were of.,

FNGs: none
EC: Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up: Mosey’d to the Ivan lot for warp ups, did 15 ssh, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 Have a Nice day.

The Workout:
Thang 1:  From Warm-up completed the lap around the field to the small picnic shelter and from some Partner Work, Dora 123, 100 Step Up’s, 200 LBC’s,300 Freddy Mercuries
Thank 2: Mosey’d to the Playground for 2 sets of 11’s from the playground to the path, Monkey Humbers and Star Jumps, the Hillbillys and Squats
Thang 3: Mosey’d to the large shelter, split with one partner on the wall did 10 count BTTW and Erkens for other partner switch partners, then 15 count Peoples Chair with Dips, switch 10 counts BTTW, with Derkins, then 15 count peoples chair and dips again and switch.

Mary: Started with Homer to marge, the went around the circle, I let it get a little squirley here, but it reigned in, we cover almost all of the standard mary exercises and some burpees.

COT:
   Count-a-rama:  11
   Name-a-rama: 9 Meh’s 2 Resect
Announcements: CSAUP Frost on Dec 7,  Christmas Part Dec 11th, Upcoming Holly Springs Half.
T-Claps (Recognition): Utah for continuing to post.
Prayer: Obie and I’s Job situation as my company has been sold. Unspoken
NMS: An honor to lead, it does not seem so long ago that I could not run for a whole workout, much less lead one. My days are always better when I work out with F3. I will continue to push myself, and you men keep me motivated.

High Intensity Boot Camp

YHC signed up to Q Paradise City with every intention of helping it earn its High Intensity Boot Camp badge and possible setting a distance record for the AO in the process.

Ran over to arrive at 0515 to see some ECers out there – Yogurt, Pablo, Emeril, Dawgpound, Buford, and YHC rolled out a minute late (something about waiting for Dawgpound) and got some bonus miles in.

Come show time it was clear we were going to be an intimate 8 today. 0545 came around and we were off.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Mosey to the ticket booth, circle up in squat hold for x10 IC Smuf Jacks

Mosey to opposite corner of park for x10 windmill IC

Mosey back to basketball court for x10 reverse merkins
The Workout:

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp. Pax were promised getting to visualize finishing HS Half in a few weeks so we spent some quality time on the ramp.

First stop – run from the concrete/asphalt change to the 1st foul ball market, do 5 star jumps, then back. Next trip up go to the 2nd market. Repeat all the way through the 5 markers.

Pax then picked up the 6 and assembled for an indian run counterclockwise around the park. We stopped at the corner opposite the bottom of the ramp for 10x Frankenstein’s and then continued our indian run back to the bottom of the ramp. During this portion pax were instructed to come up with a workout for our next set of  ramp repeats, but they were warned that if they were easy we would be doing ramp runs based on lightpoles (13 of them) instead of foul ball markers.

Dawgpound request t-merkins (hand release with shoulder blades pinched at the top) and YHC decided those were challenging enough to do at foul ball markers, so we repeated the last ramp repeats but with t-merkins instead.

Pax then assembled for an indian run clockwise around the park. We stopped at the opposite corner for imperial walkers x10 IC. We then stopped again at the guard rail for russian dips x10 IC at the request of Emeril (YHC aims to please when reasonable). We finished the indian run to the bottom of the ramp and YHC asked Yogurt if he wanted foul ball marker or light pole repeats – Yogurt selected light poles (of course – there’s a reason YHC picked him to choose!) and YHC selected squats to go with that. So we did ramp repeats to each light pole with 3x squats at each stop.

This was great, but it took quite a while. YHC got so focused trying to keep up with Snap that I noticed rather suddenly that we had only 4 minutes left. YHC called for pax to come down on their next ramp repeat and head to the basketball courts for mary – apparently this was not well received as most pax finished out the last set and took their time to the basketball court. Blaming that one on not enough blood left in the brain to understand what “stay at the bottom” means.

Mary:

Freddier Mercury x10 IC

Homer to Marge – x5 IC per leg

Pidgeon pose – x10 per leg (at the request of Emeril)
Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP December 7th – sign up:

Christmas party December 14th – location is being confirmed

After this workout the web team decided Paradise City had earned its High Intensity (Running) Boot Camp designation and that is now reflected on the website. Should help us not kill an FNG.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Snap for properly dusting YHC on the last ramp repeat. Dude is for real fast.
Prayer:

Pablo’s mom going to doctor today

Emeril’s wife is picking up his parents this weekend for them to move down/in with them

21

The day prior to Cletus, YHC announced the theme would be the number 21. Warbucks and Coal Ash chimed in on Slack, but didnt show this morning. So I posed the question once more before warmup…crickets. The reason for the 21 is in recognition of, my alma mater, Appalachian State University’s #21 national ranking in the AP poll. highest ever in school and Sunbelt Conference history.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x 21, Hillbillies X 21, Cottonpickers X 21
The Workout: Took off from the normal warmup area on an Indian run counter clockwise on the track. YHC instructed all PAX to head to the pit behind the Hunt center. Unfortunately the asphalt monster was up this morning too and got him some SlideRule. PAX made sure he was good to get where he needed to be under his own power and we were resumed.

We commenced ta exercis’n, each one with a hill sprint sandwiched in the middle.
Merkins x 21
Prison Squats x21
LBC x 21
Updowns x 21
Imperial Walkers x 21; On the way down from the hill on this one, Yogurt voiced his opinion that he thinks App should be ranked 7th. Can I get down with that? Damn right.
Additional Exercise that I cant remember x 21 and back up the hill to stay thanks to Yogurt

YHC instructed PAX to grab some fence for 21 Durkins

From there, quasi Indian Run to the pavilion adjacent to the playground. (quasi because I called Indian Run and no one Indian Ran :))

Claimed our picnic tables for merkins, durkins and dips. 21 of each with the exception of the durkins. Growing up the son of an Army Officer, I was always told to never ask your reports to do something you wouldn’t do yourself. At this particular point in the Q, that was the durkin.

Another Indian run around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground
Merkins x 21
PicklePounders x 21
WWII x 21

One More Indian around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground. Cha Ching posited that Indian Run heavy Qs are a mumblechatter killer. Damn right.

One last round:
Mountain Climbers x 21
Freddie Mercuries x 21

Mosey Back to the tennis courts for Mary

Mary: Dealers choice: Snap started us off with Shoulder Taps then we went around the world with various exercises (mostly core), everyone doing a 21 count. Almost made is all the way back around when Yogurt called time.
Announcements: CSAUP coming up in December, Christmas Party coming up as well
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX hanging in there and humoring me for my first boot camp Q.
Prayer: YHC took us out. Crab Legs as he continues on his journey, SlideRule to mend up quick and get back out there.

Developing a Reputation

17 Pax mosied at Paradise City for a high intensity bootcamp. The smell was ripe this morning as Pax set off for EC and continued to linger throughout the workout. Welcome back Kotter (Pilgrim). Special appearance by Roger Roger and his truck.

7 for EC: Lipstick (early or late I’m not sure but there was one pit stop), UTI, Emeril, Full House, Pablo, Warbucks, Skidmark, and Pikachu ran from home.

Q was informed he may be developing a reputation. 2nd Q in a row that has gone longer than 3 miles.

FNGs: I’ve been told my workouts may not be FNG appropriate and the SouthWake site may need to say high intensity bootcamp.
Warm Up: Small mosey lap and circle up for 10 cc SSH, 10 squats, 10 cc lunges, 10 merkins, 10 plank jacks, 10 WWIIs, and 10 American hammers
The Workout: Catch me if you can run around the complex. Partner 1 does 5 jump squats then catches Partner 2. I full lap. Went back for the 6 as Cowboy pulled a Lipstick.

3 man Indian Run from the bottom of the ramp across the parking lot to the stairs.

1 time down 7 SSH, return to start 7 SSH (not done in Cadence)

Next time 7 SSH, 7 squats

3rd round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 Lunges

4th time 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins

5th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks

6th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s

7th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s, 7 American Hammers

Get the 6 and everyone did 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s, 7 American Hammers together

2 groups of Indian runs back around the complex to the start.

Mary: 4 minute plank hold with Peter Parkers and 1 arm up, 1 leg up.
Announcements: CSAUP in South Wake Dec 7. Pikachu and Mookie doing Insomnia run of 13 miles starting at 3:30 AM before U-Turn (WTF)
T-Claps (Recognition): Way to kind this morning Tetnus.
Prayer: Family and community of HS after young girl was killed last week.

Tiger War

It was  a brisk morning rolling into  TigerBlood with a good crowd ready to get after it.  After a quick check for FNG’s the PAX were off to get things under way.

FNGs: nope

Warm Up:

Ran along the side of the middle school towards the track for with some butt kickers, karaoke, and high knees along the way.  The PAX knocked out 2 laps around the track stopping along the way for SSH X 20, dips X20, Good Mornings X 20, Fazio Arm Circles X 20, Step up on bleachers X 20, and squat hold Moroccan night clubs X20.  Mosey behind the schools making our way to the far parking lot next to the elementary school.

The Workout:

War

The Pax paired up and 8 went to one side of the parking lot and the other 8 remained on one side of the lot.  The Q had prepared a special deck of cards for War, but realized when pulling the deck out that the wrong deck of cards was brought. There were some secret jokers in the other deck that will have to come out next time.Here is how the Game of F3 War went down…

Each group had half a deck of cards.  One person from each group took turns pulling a card.

Round 1:

  • Diamond – LBC
  • Hearts – SSH
  • Spades – Squat jumps
  • Clubs – Boat Canoes

The highest card was the winner and everyone had to do the exercise and amount of reps based on the card number.  Face cards were 10 and Ace was 11. The losing team had to do 1 burpee after the exercises were complete.  Both groups had to run down the parking lot to third light pole and back ready to pull the next card. Peak Week and the Q faced offed for a good ole’ fashioned duel going into double war.  Peak Week just lost and the penalty was 10 burpees for his team.

Round 2:

  • Diamond – little baby dips on the curbs
  • Hearts –  Star jumps
  • Spades –  merkins
  • Clubs –  SSH
  • Face Cards – run to the 1st island and back, run to the 1st light pole and back, run to the 2nd island and back

Same rules apply to round 2 but there wasn’t a run after each card was pulled unless it was a face card.  One good ole’ fashioned duel went down again with the Q, but this time was beat out and a 5 burpee penalty was applied.

With some mumble chatter about the definition of a boot camp and the amount of running the PAX finished WAR and assembled into two indian runs making their way back  to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary:

Six inch leg hold moving to twelve inch back to six inch up to twelve inch and into flutter kick.

Announcements:

SlideRule mentioned a shield challenge with four men drinking a beer together for the month of January.  He also mentioned starting a small group bible study  in the new year.  More details to follow.

Prayer:

Prayers were lifted for the family and friends of the 14 year old girl that was hit by a car in Holly Springs yesterday and lost her life. Prayers were also lifted for a friend of Banana Seat that died of a heart attack along with all unspoken prayers.

It is always good to get out and lead the group.  Watch out for the Joker in the future.

Kryptonite-esque Monday Morning

YHC preblasted the night before to warn PAX that today would be a high tempo style bootcamp with around 3 miles of running.  I don’t know if it was that, a little Q sheet discrepancy, or a combination of both, that led to a typical PC workout to have lower than expected numbers.  There was no flag, no site Qs, and no PAX from Woodcreek 🙁

3 Mile EC was done by Warbucks, Maybelline, and YHC.
2 Mile EC was done by Dawgpound, Buford and Cowboy.

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Mosey up the ramp to the top by the ticket counter.  Circle up for the following:
Good Mornings ICx10
Frankenstein Leg Kicks ICx10
Seal Claps ICx10

The Workout: Partner up based on speed. Partners started running in opposite directions until they met up.  When they did meet, 5 pattie cake merkins were performed.  Then turn back and run in the opposite direction until meeting up again with said partner.  This was done until there was a total of 10 meetings.  Some of the PAX that finished early did a few core style exercises near the ticket counter area until the 6 arrived.
Mosey down the ramp and over to the tunnel.  Partner 1 did BTTW while Partner 2 ran to the end of the path and back, flapjack.  Then People’s Chair was performed while the other partner ran to the end of the path and back, flapjack.  Mosey over to the basketball court / “virtual flag” area.

Mary: Circle up at the basketball court.  Each PAX called out a 10 count exercise.  Except for Lucky Charms who called 5 Burpees OYO which led YHC to conclude with 10 Turkish Getups OYO.
Announcements: We are about a month out from HSHM.  This was most likely YHC’s final Q in South Wake.
T-Claps (Recognition): Maybelline getting faster and stronger post injury
Prayer: Unspoken, YHC took us out

Truly an honor to lead – thanks guys for coming!

Recover on the Burpee

FNGs:None

EC:Aquaman, Bullseye, Katniss

Warm Up:Mosey to Ivan lot then a few of the regs. SSH……
The Workout:Partner up. 100 burpees, 200 Merkins, 300 LBCs while the other runs at 5K finishing pace around the lot. Once all were finished we ran 400ish meters (1/2 way around soccer fields) at 100%, stop and do 20 merkins, then 400 meter cool down. Rinse and repeat 3X before it was time for Mary.
Mary:Low slow flutter x20 right into box cutters x20 right into protractors feet never touching the ground. Flip over for 20 hand release merkins then back on the six to finish off with YHCs favorite….Boat Canoes!!!

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:Deadbolt took us out.

Patches O’Houlihan secrets of dodgeball

EC: UTI, Axe, 187, Full House, Cupid

ME: Axe, Crab Legs, Cupid, Da Business, Fram, Full House, Noah’s Ark, Oboe,  Redenbacher, Snap, UTI, 187 ,16-bit

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, SSH, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Moroccan night club, shoulder taps

The Workout: Two teams of 6 split into Indian run around Womble baseball fields, last man 5x merkins then sprint to the front.  Proceeded to tennis courts for Average Joe’s vs. Globo Gym.  Apparently Fram used to be a professional dodge ball player, who knew!  Two teams of six competed, if you were knocked out 15 merkins, second time, 10 burpees, third time 25 prisoner squats, fourth time 10 merkins, 10 star jumps, fifth time 15 wide plank merkins and 15 monkey humpers.

Mary: WWII’s, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury, American hammer, homer to marge, UTI prompted pickle pounders…apparently needed more ball work, have a nice day

Announcements: F3 picnic Saturday 11-2 Harris Lake shelter

T-Claps (Recognition): Great to see Crap Legs out today!

Prayer: Oboe, had to put down his dog yesterday, 16 years old.  Healing, strength and continued prayers for Crab Legs and Noah’s Ark, unspoken.  Health of all PAX and those training for half/marathon’s coming up.

 

0.0 miles is a long ways to go

It was almost 60 degrees this morning when 8 HIM gathered in the gloom for a 0.0 mile beat down. There was one PAX present for EC – UTI. Flag is planted and we circle up on the basketball courts ready to start the week off right!

EC: UTI. One is the loneliest number…

FNG: None.

Warm Up: SSH, Abe Vigoda, Fazio arm circles (F/R), Seal claps, Overhead claps, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies.

The Workout: Partner up for accountability. Bear crawl from the basketball court up the hill toward the tennis courts to the end of the guardrail. Stop for 2 sets of Irkins, Dirkins, and Dips. Thanks to Lucky Charms for the strong counting all morning!

We continue up the hill to the tennis courts via a crab walk. This seemed like a better idea on my couch than it did in the gloom. Note taken. At the top of the hill we stop again for a Lazy Dora with your partner.

Lazy Dora:
100 merkins. Partner holds plank and switch every 10 reps.
200 WWIIs. Partner holds 6″ and switch every 20 reps.
300 squats. Partner squat hold and switch every 30 reps.

Leaving the top of the hill headed back down, bunny hop to the top of the guardrail. At this point the arms are too smoked for Irkins or Dirkins so we do 20 dips and keep moving. Our next mode of transportation is Lt. Dans (1 squat then 2 lunge steps) back to the basketball court. With Lt. Dans we increased reps from 1-5 and then back down.

Mary: I think Mary might have been hanging out with Midget today. Neither were present but we had 5 minutes to kill so might as well do some more work! Big boy sit ups, Homer to Marge, pickle pounders, Have a nice day!

Announcements: Picnic (sign up for things we need), GrowRuck (contact Pablo for details).

T-Claps (Recognition): Wallaby. Welcome back to the gloom brother!

Prayer: UTI uncle (fell out of a deer stand), unspoken.

It’s always a pleasure to lead you men in the gloom. Thanks for the opportunity and I’ll try to do better next time!

Scooters??

 FNG: None

EC: Full House


Warm Up: Indian run around soccer fields back to tennis courts.

GM – 10X

SSH- 25X

IW – 10X

FAC – 10X

The Workout:  Indian run to the back parking lot by softball fields. Find an accountability partner. Four corners: each corner had an exercise: 1. Merkins 2. Squats 3. Jump Rope 4. LBC. Start with 5 reps of each. After completing all 4 exercises, you increase the reps by 5,10, 15, 20, 25…. By the end, most PAX got to 35.

Part 2: Mosey back to the tennis courts. Scooter fun! Heard some mumbling from my pre-blast about scooters. These boys were in for some fun and a core beat down. Each PAX got on a scooter. Started with suicides of the following:

  1. Ride on your butt (legs only) 2.Super man (hands only) 3. wheel barrow (feet on board) 4. Partner pushes as you sit on scooter 5. Superman partner pushes you while you pretend to fly. The PAX had a blast using the scooters and getting a core workout at the same time.

Mary: Pass the scooter. Each PAX got in a crab sitting position with their feet on the board. We passed the scooters to the left. Don’t let your feet touch the ground. This was a great way to end. Wish we had more time to add.
Announcements: F3 picnic 11/12, lots of run options this weekend…check Slack. Many PAX training for races…good luck!
T-Claps (Recognition): The Natural celebrating his 32nd wedding anniversary!
Prayer: Lots of prayers this morning spoken and unspoken. Pigpen (new baby), Robert (Noah’s Ark’s friend), and few others I can’t remember…I’m sorry!