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6 Year Anniversary Gala at Cletus

Wow – 6 years.  When I first gave into the 18 month long headlock by Gnard Dogg from Raleigh – I remember telling my M that “maybe this will be good – I can catch a Friday workout a few times a month to change up things for me at the Y (Sad Clown).  Little did I know that 6 years later, I would have accomplished the following:

  • Probably 1,000 posts
  • 7 half marathons completed
  • 2 Blue Ridge Relays
  • Maybe 3,000 miles of running
  • 10+ CSAUPs
  • 100+ Q-ed workouts
  • Hundreds of Clown Car rides
  • Stronger Marriage and relations with my kids
  • Major advances in my career / leadership (I accredit some of this to F3)
  • Countless memories with hundreds of new friends

WOW

Rolling into the parking lot at Cletus, Mookie and I got a little concerned.  On the way over in the clown car, we discussed what we would do if we had more than 25 Pax.  I did not want too many in our group(s) given Covid.  I quickly discussed what I had planned to Mookie as we drove over.  I remember him looking at me like “Are you crazy?”

As it became obvious that the Pax count would be near 40 – we decided to go with the Audible and split the pax.  I am very glad we did.  T-Claps to Mookie for the co-Q

FNGs:  None – Shovel flag planted at 5:29
Warm Up: Got things started with a mosie down to the field near the small pavillion.  The one we always warm up in when the crowds are big

  • Hand Release Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Good Morning x 10 (IC)
  • SSH x 20 (IC)
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (IC)  – note:  no one of Moroccan decent was offended with this reference
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 (IC)
  • Hell – it’s time to go

The Workout:

Pax of 38 was split into roughly half.  Mookie too one to the lower field and YHC kept the other half up top at the Soccer field.  It went down like this

Thing 1:  The Elle McPhereson

The Split pax on the soccer field would split again into two groups.  Groups would perform exercises on duct taped sheets in two (2) of the four corners (diagonal from each other).  Group 1 would sprint 50% around the track while Group 2 did the exercises.  Group 2 does AMRAP until all of Group 1 makes it to the opposite corner.  Group 1 would signal with a “yell” for Group 2 to stop the reps and run the same direction (clockwise around the field to them).  This was repeated for 20 minutes while the other Pax was down on the field.  Basically we were looping the 1/2 miles around the soccer field.

Group 1 (Arms and Chest)

  • Burpees
  • Wide Grip Merkins
  • Carolina Dry Docks
  • Diamond Merkins

Group 2 (Legs and Abs)

  • Jump Squats
  • WW1
  • Star Jumps
  • Mountain Climbers

Thing 2:  “The Michigan”

This workout was from the original scrolls of Southwake.  It was named by a Ohio State fan.  “Because it sux”.  The pax gathered on the end line of the soccer/football field.  All we did was sprints and Jack Webbs.  It went like this

  • Ten – 100-yard dashes +  2 Hand Release Jack Webbs (2 hand release merkins and 8 halleluiahs) 
  • Eight – 80 yard dashes + 4 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Six – 60 yard dashes + 6 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Four – 40 yard dashes + 8 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Two – 20 yard dashes + 10 Hand Release Jack Webbs

That went on for 20 minutes – it was a smoker

The 2 groups converged on the North Tennis Courts for Mary and COT

Mary:

  • Low Slow Flutter
  • LBC Ladder (IC)
    • 5
    • 10
    • 15
    • 20
    • 10
    • 5
  • Have a nice day

Announcements:

  • Mulch
  • Q Swap in August

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Gump for 5 years of F3!
  • YCH for 6 years
  • Kid Cracker for the Kotters – welcome back brother!

Prayer:

  • Unspoken
  • 1st responders
  • Brony’s friend with Cancer

YHC took us out in prayer

Photos, 2nd F and Busch Latte

I love you all

DB Out!

Did Bambi Smell my Farts???

Four PAX sauntered out on EC ready to improve their mile splits, while feeling like they were wearing a sweater with the thick blanket of humidity.  Shamwow was quick to point out 3 deer about half a mile in as soon as YHC let four very timely farts from his nether regions, Dahmer laughed with amusement as the deer ran off.

9 Eager PAX began warmup, not realizing what YHC had in store, lap around the soccer field and then back to the parking lot for some good mornings x 10 count, daisy pickers x 15, SSH x 20, Fazio arm circles front and back, moving into overhead clap x 10 and then IW’s x 15.

YHC intended to have the Indian run up to go straight to the big parking lot via passing by the abyss, until Nemo happened to pipe up and wondered why we weren’t stopping.  Indian run train paused to let the passengers off for a DORA, two men teams 50 merkins, 100 LBC’s and 150 squats with alternating partner running down for 5 x star jumps.  Post completion of DORA, PAX headed back aboard the Indian run train to head to the originally intended target, big parking lot.

Arriving at the lot DB asked what they did to piss off YHC, nothing, just wanting to serve up a beat down :).  PAX then moved into 4 corners in the lot – two teams – all staying together for 10 x wide grip merkins at corner 1, 10 x lunges at corner 2, 20 mountain climbers IC at corner 3 and 20 prisoner squats at corner 4, rinse and repeat.

All once again hopped on the Indian run train to head to the benches for alternating irkins, dirkins and dips x 10 while other group did 15 x shoulder taps in cadence.  PAX hopped on the train for the last stop back at the soccer field for Mary.

Mary started with 10 x american hammer, 15 x box cutter, 10 x 6 inch leg lift, 10 x low slow flutter, 15 x reverse LBC and 10 burpees courtesy of POTS.  Train came to a stop with have a nice day.

Announcements: Deadbolt 6 year anny at Cletus tomorrow, new job for Bobby Dall, Derrick Davis run sign up, and a special Happy 38th Birthday to Dahmer.

Prayer requests: Crablegs, family of Clay (Roger Roger’s neighbor) who lost his battle with cancer and Flanigan for minor cardiac procedure.

T Claps: All PAX for putting in some sweat equity this morning

 

Humid Morning for a Run

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

Light jog around the parking lot with a few exercises to get the group warm and ready for a run

The Workout:

YHC had pre-blasted an old school U-Turn route in reverse and that I was Qing in celebration of my 2 years with F3.  These 2 years have brought new friendships, greater health and an increased amount of community out reach on my part.  The reasons for this was demonstrated multiple times this morning as everyone picked up the six (which consisted of myself).  This act of support is one of the reasons I have continued to post even when I feel like I don’t want to or can’t.

This morning’s run was a humid one, but everyone got 5+ miles and some good fellowship.  Some PAX (the crazier variety) got 15+ miles.

Great work men and thanks for the opportunity to lead.

Mary:

None.

Announcements:

A few PAX indicated there may be a group training for their 1st Full Marathon later this year.

Emeril is collecting supplies for Healing Transitions.  Please consider getting soap, shaving cream, etc. and providing to Emeril this week.  Also they will take your old running shoes, don’t just throw them out, consider giving them to a group that could use some support.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Thanks to everyone for supporting me the last 2 years and I look forward to what we do in the future.

Prayer:

YHC took us out, with unspoken prayers and praises.

We Need To Retire That One…

For a while now, those guys in Wescott have been putting together a Friday morning routine since March. Through neighborhood accountability among PAX, sometimes there were 3, other times there were 6, and then eventually through word of mouth, suddenly there were 10+. Over the past few weeks, this AO has  been drawing double digits.

Maybe it’s those outstanding post game 2nd F’s- sometimes including home cooked bacon, often times ice code tailgate refreshments, or maybe its those clever marketing campaigns-Reagan Era Beatdowns by some of SouthWake’s elder statesmen, deranged Easter Egg hunts, or some weird creepy photoshop work involving Mr. Rogers. Hey.. whatever works, but the Mr. Roger’s angle in pre-blast last night was enough to entice Nemo into heading straight down Sunset Lake Road instead of taking that right onto Holly Springs Road from Wood Creek and onto Crazy Ivan.

Some have been skeptical about these workouts that these men have been putting together up at that pool on the hill off of Sunset Lake Rd. One PAX even went so far as yesterday to call it a ‘fake’ workout and one that should be abandoned for the sake joining a celebratory birthday Q, where sometimes the featured EC is YouTube Yoga, with a non-F3 affiliated virtual led instructor- Mary Beth? Those who throw stones I guess. You know who you are and I still love ya.

While it would have been nice to celebrate Midget’s birthday this morning in person at Crazy Ivan, we now have a legitimate AO in Wescott, with an actual reference on the Q sheet, and the ability to check a box to write a backblast. For those reasons alone, there was an increased need to be accountable this morning and Q in the absence of our site Q, Deadbolt, who is currently vacationing with family. By the way, his Reagan Era beatdown last week with Double D was one that will be long remembered by those in attendance for a very long time. No fake news on that one.. Over 100 burpees and the guys attending the 1776 workout the following day were still talking about it. Ain’t that right, Pikachu? You know. You were there.

Since cancelling this morning’s workout was not an option, YHC decided to honor Midget’s birthday with a workout that mimic’d one of his favorite Raleigh AO’s- Whiplash. Thankfully, we didn’t cancel as when I got to the lot, it was filled with pickup trucks and SUV’s. Lots of PAX getting EC beforehand. A real sight of beauty. Pretty soon there were 10, once Pablo emerged from a distance one street over. Exchanged some light mumblechatter, and as 5:30 hit, we went right to work.

2 lines formed as we proceeded out of the lot in Indian Run formation down Wescott Ridge and over to the new annex they are building off of Bible Way Court. Circled up in the cul-de-sac within the new annex and performed the following

Warm Up: Good Mornings X10 IC, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Fazio X10 F\B, Seal Claps X10, Overheads X10. Formed 2 lines and made our way out of this new development, but not before giving instruction on what we’d be doing.

The Workout: Little known fact about Wescott, there are 7 cul-de-sacs (not including the 1 we were exiting). The workout was simple..

2 line (5 PAX per) Indian Runs throughout the entire workout

-5 Burpees at each intersection we pass either entering or exiting (Total 85 Burpees for the workout)

-At each cul-de-sac progressive exercises would be performed X10 reps each exercise, tacking on a new exercise at each cul-de-sac visited

Proceeded first down Bible Way to head toward the cul-de-sac of Eden Glen on the backside of Wescott, which Deadbolt usually refers to as Fuquay South. A boat was seen in front of his house, but wasn’t his. Seemed fitting though that the first exercise should be Boat Canoes, but made zero sense to get PAX on their six, so we settled for some squats X10 at the bottom of the first cul-de-sac. Finished those and headed back up the hill in Indian Run formation. At the intersection, did another set of 5 burpees, ran an few hundred yards and then another 5 burpees at the Brightling intersection.

Passed by YHC’s casa, where the sprinklers were running. Let PAX know, if they needed a water break, this would be a perfect time as my water was their water. No takers. We had work to do and continued the Indian run to the next cul-de-sac. This next one was situated way down hill so Pablo cleverly said we should do Mountain Climbers. Perfect.. 10 Squats and 10 Mountain Climbers IC at the bottom of the cul-de-sac. Back in the Indian Run lines.

3 more intersections- 15 more Burpees to the next cul-de-sac for an added set of shoulder taps. So here we go- 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Shoulder Taps. Everyone still together we formed a somewhat fellowship run out of the cul-de-sac on the bottom of the back side of Brightling Way to the intersection.. Yep- 5 more burpees. 2 lines reformed and we headed up the second worst hill in the neighborhood.

By that time, we were starting to see some fatigue by a few PAX, but iron sharpens iron and although there were some pick ups of the 6, the lines were evenly distributed with very minimal lag time where neither line was way ahead or way behind. A very good mix in each lane and we all pushed each other. At the top of Brightling and Wescott Ridge- another 5 burpees and then proceeded down to that palm tree house at the bottom of Wescott Ridge. 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Shoulder Taps, and 10 Star Jumps. Back in 2 lines with 3 more intersections and 15 more burpees. Saw a few neighborhood clowns running, but appeared they wanted no part of these HIM trains, either due to social distancing or that they couldn’t fathom 10 dudes just suddenly dropping in front of them doing choreographed burpees at the end of their street almost as if they were possessed.

Home stretch and one more hill left, two lines still in tact, headed right on Danagher for one final cul-de-sac. 5 more burpees at the intersection. For those who have posted here before, this hill is like a Tyson knockout punch to the face, especially closer to the end of the workout. Lots of final adrenaline on display after these intersection burpees. Squat hold for the 6. At the top of the cul-de-sac, 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Shoulder Taps, 10 Star Jumps, and 10 Hand Release Merkins. This last exercise got two thumbs down from Fonzie as a Mother Trucker certified exercise. 2 lines reformed and 5 more burpees at the bottom of the hill. No time to proceed forward.. 5 out of 7 cul-de-sacs covered, 3mi later, and just enough time for 6 minutes of Mary.

This workout wasn’t meant to be easy, but we pushed through it together, and we’ll do it again next week. These guys absolutely killed it this morning. Double D indicated that we should retire this workout, but I’m gonna reserve the right to break this one out on special occasions or when certain PAX want to really separate fact from fiction on the type of workout we are delivering in Wescott on Friday.

Mary: Boat Canoes X10, LBC X20, Homer to Marge X10, Low Slow Flutter X10, Pickle Pounders X20 IC, Downward Dog, and one extra Good Morning, because that it was.

Announcements: Check out the new AO Banks Road Elementary on Monday, another new Sunday option with a Ruck at Hilltop Needmore. Check slack for details
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX in attendance this morning and those getting EC- Fonzie, LED, New Mexico, Double D, Nemo, FedEx. FRAM and Sprinkler for sticking with it and pushing through the entire workout. Iron sharpens Iron in effect all morning.

Prayer: First responders, those experiencing financial impacts from the pandemic, and additional prayers for family and those in our communities battling health issues. YHC took us out.

Always an honor to lead. Thank you for this opportunity this morning.

2 for a Stolen Q

I remember back in the day when the biggest challenge doing a BB was trying to remember the names of everyone who showed up. DT must be one of SWF3 best kept secrets. Co-Qs exchanged a few messages last night and I let Coal Ash know I would be there and had a workout at the ready. I rolled in at 5 and set out on solo EC for a couple miles and some hills. Returned with less than a min to spare and as Coal Ash ran in from his solo EC run from home, our prediction from the night before proved true with an empty lot. I was glad to see him there because much like 2 weeks ago when Cowboy joined me, had he not showed it’s unclear to what extent my self-accountability would have pulled me through what I had planned. The workout today was taken in part from a crazy 1 hour boot camp run Mookie put us through several weeks ago at AGS, and in part from a great set from Fanny Pack during his Q tour stop at TBD last week. Worked out to be a good combination and we liked the hill work as Coal Ash and I look to start some training for the Grandfurther Mountain run in late August. Some good mumble chatter as we caught up on work and life.

FNGs: hard to imagine an FNG finding us when we average 2 PAX per workout, but maybe one of these days
Warm Up: we did, but we talked about the info shared by Dawgpound from Freed to Lead. Should show up for workout already warmed up. That said, I like going through the motions of a warm up because sometimes the exercises we do actually serve as a nice first round of putting in the work.
The Workout: we headed over to Library Hill. One of us ran down and back while the other stayed at traffic circle. We did 4 rounds. Round 1, held regular plank to failure then LBC. 2nd round was chill cut, 3rd was shoulder taps and 4th was back to regular plank. On the jog back around the library we picked up rocks in the parking lot. Set up in parking space, rock on curb. Bear crawl to rock, do a set, crawl bear back. We did curls and triceps working down from 20 to 15 to 10. Bear crawl/crawl bear between each set and threw in low slow flutters and homer to marge between each set. Then did another round of curls but did SSH between sets, and wrapped up with walking triceps press as we returned the rocks.
Mary: Nope, we were out of time and did plenty of core work during the main event
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): Coal Ash for the early EC and showing strong to give me accountability despite his long day rock climbing in the heat with his family yesterday
Prayer: Silence for unspoken

Hey Man… You…Do You…OK?

With RUNE in the books, YHC had pre-blasted an extremely run limited AO this morning to give the legs a rest. I even implored the runners (so many enthusiastic and great ones) in this group to go visit Run for the John if they wanted to run.  So you had your choice between 1/2 mile and 6-7 mile workouts.  YHC was determined to smoke the beach muscles of every pax who posted.

EC: Nemo, Fanny Pack, Yogurt

FNG’s: No sir.
Warm Up: SSH x 20, everything else 10 counts including Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Moroccan Night Clubs. YHC also called for 20 merkins and 20 offset grip R/L merkins before we set off.
The Workout: Under the shelter for DORA variation. No running partner. 1 partner did 50 LBC single count, while other partner exercised.  Exercises were: 100 dirkins, 200 step-ups, and 300 dips. FloJoe and Hardy were all of a sudden sitting around like, “yeah… we’re done”. They busted this DORA out!

Next, onto rock work.  Everyone grabbed a rock and a parking space.  During this time, Yogurt, Nemo, and YHC had some back and forth about rock size, location of parking spot etc. Simple response was, “Hey man, you do you, ok??? We did a series of each pax bear crawling on their parking space, grabbing the rock and doing exercises before crawl bearing backwards only to start again. We did 3 series of each rock exercise by counts of 20,15, and 10.   Exercises were Curls for the Girls, Tricep Press, and over head press giving us 9 total round of this sequence with 3 extra sets of ab work between which included 20 counts of WW2, LSF, and Hello Dolly’s.

On to a short rock circle consisting of 20 count IC Wonderbras, 20 chest Press, 20 rut rowsIC, 20 chest Press, then finished with 20 standard merkins before Cusacking the rocks back home. Mosey in for Mary.

Mary: H2M 20 count IC, Heel Taps 20 count IC.
Announcements: Mulch… do it!
T-Claps (Recognition): Tetanus for being my shield lock brother and supporting this crazy  weeklong Q thing I’m doing.  Yogurt for usually being the oldest but destroying EVERYONE!
Prayer: Those with addictions for freedom. YHC took us out.  On to stop #4.  Thanks fellas for pushing me to be my best version of myself!

Just in time.

Five for some rock work at Downtown Train.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 20 burpees OYO, SSHs, Merkins, Good Mornings, Daisey Pickers, Hamstring Stretch

The Workout: Mosey’d to rock pile for some rocks and headed to the parking garage for a full body workout. Completed the following sets:

Set 1: Curls for the Girls (x 15, 20, 25), Tricep Extensions (x 15, 20, 25), Peoples Chair (10 second count each PAX x 2)

Set 2: Shoulder Press (x 10, 15, 20), Rut-Rohs (x 10, 15, 20), Bus drivers (x 10, 15, 20), lap around parking garage

Set 3: Chest press (x 15, 20, 25), Overhead chops (x 15, 20, 25), SSHs (x 40)

Set 4: Squats (x 15, 20, 25), Curtsy Lunges (10 each leg x 3), calf raises (20 x 3), LBCs (x 50)

Mary: 10 burpees OYO, American hammers x 25, leg raises x 10

Announcements: July 4, 1776 workout led by Skidmark

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Nemo’s friends, co-workers, neighbors dealing with Covid.

Yogurt and the Steel Curtain

Most PAX seem to put there own flare into workouts when they Q, and as I am approaching my 1 year anniversary, I have to say I enjoy inserting some competition into the workout. Nothing pushes men more than winning and earning the right to talk some good ole fashion SMACK.

FNGs: Nada

Warm Up:

Frankensteins  X10

Daisy Pickers X12

Then Mosey to the parking lot located halfway around soccer fields for:

5 burpees

SF Arm circles X10

SSH X 20

Then mosey the rest of the way around soccer fields and down to the pit.

The Workout:

THANG 1:

Partner up for a quick Dora. Completing 100 merkins, 200 dips, 300 squats while partner runs backwards up the paved hill and around the corner to the picnic tables at very top of hill, then stop and runs back down the hill.

THANG 2:

YHC had just enough time to lay out some cones and a beach frisbee for a 10 minute lightning round of ultimate frisbee. When a turnover occurred, the team that made the turnover does 1 burpee. All PAX do 10 merkins for each score.

Team Yogurt: Yogurt, Hardy, Florence, Nemo, Cupid

Team Fanny Pack: Fanny Pack, Tetanus, Vaseline, Elton, Katniss

The game started with Team Yogurt getting on the board quickly, but Team Fanny Pack answered to knot it at 1 a piece. And then Team Yogurt brought the pain. At times they showed flashes of the greatest team to ever take the field, the 79 Steelers. Flo Joe/Florence showed great command of the field and precision passing much like Bradshaw. Hardy and Cupid were running past defenders and finding ways to make plays much like Lynn Swann and John Stallworth. Team Yogurt quickly notched 5 more scores to just 1 additional score by Team Fanny Pack. The Steel curtain lead by Nemo (Mel Blount) and Yogurt (Jack Lambert) left Team Fanny Pack frustrated and winded at times. 10 minutes Ultimate Frisbee = 6-2 Team Yogurt.

NFL – 1979 – Special – World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers – A Cut ...

Mary:

With 5 minutes to go it was time to mosey back to Mary. With it being Friday YHC felt it appropriate to wrap things up with “Heartache Medication” by Jon Pardi. PAX held plank and performed a Catalina Wine Mixer whenever the word “Drink” appeared in the song. Song ended promptly at 615.

Announcements:

Volunteers to spread mulch at Bass Lake still needed. Check Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Elton, Yogurt, Nemo, Fanny Pack for EC. Team Yogurt for their dominating win.

Prayer:

Military and their families and for the healing of our country through all of the recent adversities

Welcome to the Rock

FNGs: Nil
Warm Up: Moseyed to Stinson-side parking lot to avoid anyone getting ‘possumed, and circled up.

SSH x 20

Imperial Walkers x 10

Hillbillies x 10

Fazio arm circles x 10 (forward and backerds)

Overhead claps x 10

Seal claps x 10

The Workout: Mosey over to the pit and line up on the ghost of what was once the sideline for some 11’s: merkins and star jumps, squat holding for the 6 after each leg. Good work by all PAX keeping it tight.

Next was an Indian run from the pit to the rock pile. YHC instructed everyone to grab a medium sized rock. Lined up along the lines of the parking space where YHC called rock pushes. For those not familiar, it’s basically a bear crawl but you also push a rock. Did the length of the parking lot, then did 10 low slow flutters. Did the rock push back to start where we did box cutters.

We circled up and did some popcorn rock work and pretty much heard all the greatest hits. Returned the rocks to their homes.

Moseyed to the picnic shelter for some irking durkins and dips: 15 each.

numbered off, with 1’s on the wall and 2’s holding plank. Did 2 rounds. Moseyed to the tennis courts mary.

Mary: Circled up, YHC called for Windshield wipers. Called out some random PAX to give us an exercise for quasi-popcorn Mary.

YHC closed is out with good mornings

Announcements: Bass Lake mulch. Check the signup sheet if interested.
T-Claps (Recognition): everyone for sticking with it.

Fanny pack for beating the fart sack

me for rhyming

Prayer: Everybody. But especially those on the front lines, first responders and our service members

 

Happy Father’s Day…Easy Like Sunday Morning

On any given Sunday, sometimes YHC reserves the right to switch things up from time to time. Pre-blasted a 4mi bootcamp instead of a standard 6ish mile route. Alot of PAX logging tons of Rune miles and finding that U-Turn has always been the main weekend draw, so a nice easy bootcamp to close out the week from time to time is always a good option. We did this last month to some good reviews so being that it was Father’s Day, it just made sense to offer up something special.

Rolled into the parking lot to see some cars already parked. We had the Cupidmobile, but he appeared to already be on his way based on some EC exchanges on Slack with Vasoline. Fanny Pack’s car was parked, but didn’t see him at first until he emerged from the shadows. Fresh off of some vacation, he was looking to get re-released into the wild after a significant week long hiatus from the gloom. May as well start with some EC.

YHC planted the flag and informed Fanny that I’d be good for about a mile, but had to be honest, I needed to save some energy for what was planned this morning. Informed him I’d roll with him to Rogers Street, but then would need to turn back as I had a few things to scope out. He continued on and YHC turned back to Womble, but not before seeing Vasoline and Cupid strolling at a nice pace in the opposite direction.

My original plan for this morning’s bootcamp had us doing some warm ups in the old Ivan lot and then continuing a run to Sugg Farm for some typewritters at that steel fence at the entrance. That plan quickly dissipated as I made my way back to the Womble lot as I saw an empty Hunt Community Center lot on the way back. With this area in play, we’d be sacrificing a little mileage this morning, but definitely up’ing the beatdown value of the workout.

With about 5 minutes left before go time, some additional cars came rolling in along with the PAX finishing their EC routes. Wallaby- a first timer to AGS, then Oboe. Out of no where, Bernie comes rolling in. Been a while since I’ve seen Bernie at AGS and good to see him out there this morning.

YHC greeted PAX, wished everyone a Happy Father’s Day and went right to work at 6am.

Warm Up: Brisk mosey to the back Womble lot via the left side of the soccer fields. Circled up for some SSH X25. As we finished those up, Nemo decided to join us a little late and you know what happens next… 10 Burpees OYO. Brisk jog to the center speed bump and back to the start. Good Mornings X10, Prisoner Squats X10, followed by a brisk mosey to the other side of the lot. Circled up for some Fazios X10 F\B, Seal Claps X10 IC, Overhead Claps X 10. Brisk mosey around the back corner to the other side of the island to the mid point and then back to the corner. Imperial Walkers X 10, brisk mosey to the far end for some Hillbillies X10, followed by some more prisoner Squats X10. Formed one single line and proceeded on an Indian Run to the rock pile that abuts the baseball fields.

The Workout:

Womble Baseball Lot

Everyone grab a rock, one you feel comfortable curling and extending. Asked Nemo his kids ages. 14 and 12 I believe, so advised PAX to put the rock down. Right hand on the rock, 14 Merkins, Left hand, 14 Merkins, Right hand, 12 Merkins, Left Hand, 12 Merkins. Next some Tricep Extensions X14 and then X12. Asked Fanny his kids ages and believe he said 8 and 10, so we did some curls X10 and then X8.  At that point, I think Nemo mentioned that he hoped remaining PAX had kids between the ages of 2 and 3.

Cusacked to the far end of the lot and did squats X10 and then on their six for some low slow flutter with rocks behind head. Cusacked back to the rock pile and returned the rocks. Formed a single line and called for another Indian run back to Stinson and then into the Hunt Community Center lot. Got to the flags at the entrance of the Hunt Center and did some Sumo Squat Jumps X10.

Hunt Center

8 PAX formed two lines of 4. Here’s where my earlier idea came into play. Two lines of 4 would form for some indian bear crawls that spanned the length of the lot. Line would proceed with everyone bear crawling with the guy in back double timing the pace of his crawl to make it to the front. Did a back in forth of the lot (everyone getting a turn and a Michael Phelps in between sets).

PAX were soaked and turned out to be a brilliant idea in a twisted and sadistic kind of way. Called for PAX to form a single line again, this time scout running to up Stinson, left on Rogers, and then to the upper deck parking lot behind City Hall.

Upper Deck Parking Lot

PAX lined up and at that point knew Wallaby had 3 2.0’s so asked some ages and before we knew it we did sets of standard merkins, wide grip merkins, and diamond merkins (as they were all girls and diamonds are a girls best friend). Mosey’ed to the far end of the lot and performed one more set with a mosey back to the far end. Then instructed PAX to the OBGYN Reserved parking slots for some Derkins X10 and People Chair with Overhead Claps X10 IC. Rinse Repeat X8, because well…YHC’s 2.0’s are 10 and 8.

Called for the single line again and asked for an Indian Run to the rock pile next to the Library.

Library Hill

Asked PAX to pick a rock that was somewhat flat, but something they felt comfortable curling, squating, and extending. Also asked PAX to find an accountability partner. Cusacked the rocks to the top of the traffic circle at the top of Library Hill.

PAX at the top would perform 50 Curls, 50 Extensions, 50 Squats (Total Team), while the other PAX would run down Library Hill to the pool lot and then back up to relieve their partner and finish up their half of the exercises, while their partner did the same up and back run up the hill.

The reason for the flat rock was simple.. For this next installment, PAX at top would plank hold with rock on their back, while their partner ran down Library Hill to West Elm and then back up. Switch. Rinse. Repeat.

Cusack’d rocks back to the pile but performed some extensions and curls on the way before returning.

Single Line reformed and we were off with a final Scout run back to Womble. Great push by all PAX, and only was 4 mins over schedule and 3.62mi total.

Mary: Bernie 2.0 inspired stretches in 7 and 4 counts Right over Left, Left over Right, Pigeon Stretches.

Announcements: Rune- get your miles
T-Claps (Recognition): Wallaby for his first AGS post and also realizing after the fact that AGS is a 1-hour workout, not 45min. Way to push through! All PAX posting on Father’s Day and putting some work in.
Prayer: All PAX on this special Father’s Day. Those battling health issues, families near and far.