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Kibbles and Bits, and bits and bits

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x20, Daisy Pickers x15, Sir Faxio F/B x10, Imperial Walkers x15, Hillbilly x15  – An unusually late Lucky Charms treated PAX to 10 Burpees OYO.
The Workout: EC: Warbucks, Maybelline, Dahmer, ShamWow!

PAX were gifted to a Co-Q today of YHC and Dahmer. Dahmer’s advice is “Never lose your hunger to succeed”. Well this played itself out in this beat down, including quenching our hunger for some dog food which was littered all over the back parking lot.

The Thang: PAX counted off by 2’s and formed Indian lines which took us the back way around HT. We found ourselves at the dumpster wall to begin what seemed like an eternity of switches. First up – Line 1 to the Wall, Line 2 t to the ground and all of the following in 20 counts: People’s Chair/Standard Merkin, BTTW/Shoulder Taps, Australian Mountain Climbers/Mountain Climbers, BTTW/WWII’s. Rinse and Repeat 3x through.

Back to our Indian runs over to an old favorite of Purple Cobra, the dead-end hill. YHC  instructed PAX to find an accountability partner.  In cumulative there would be 3 exercises between the partners counting up to 100 count each.

Partner 1 Sprint up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Standard Merkin – Switch

Partner 1, Sprint/Mosey – Partner 2 WWII – Switch

Partner 1, Backwards up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Squats (we didn’t get all of these in due to YHC calling return for Mary)

Squat Hold for the 6, mosey back for Mary

Mary: Chill-cut for the 6, Plank Hold and Popcorn Mary (plank hold returns for next exercise call out). 10 rounds were had.
Announcements: Tri-Sprint, The Quay, Ground pounder cancelled for this weekend. U-Turn will remain open for anyone looking for miles but YHC will need a Q as Dahmer and I are running the Super Spartan.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Warbucks family friend going through medical issues resulting in a imminent back surgery, Maybelline’s Father who is facing prostate cancer. YHC took us out.

Peeping Tom’s 1 Year Anniversary

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YHC rolled up to the AO only to see a Carpex flag planted in the ground.  A few SW PAX rolled in after a double down at U Turn.  At 0730 YHCs anny Q was underway!

FNGs: 0
Warm Up: Jog to “color wheel area” behind HS Elem for the following:

Good Mornings (SW Style) ICx10

The Windmill ICx15

Imperial Walkers ICx20

Merkins x30

Mountain Climbers ICx20

The Workout: Mosey to a one way circle nearby.  Bear crawls around then 20 squats, repeato.

Mosey over to the front of Lowes Foods parking lot.  Island suicides with 5 Turkish getups at each island.

Mosey around behind Lowes Foods stopping at the side wall for BTTW 10 count down the line, PC 10 count down the line, Australian MC ICx10.

Mosey past the hot garbage around back down HS Rd pausing for pickle pounders and Catalina wine makers.

Stop at rock pile.  Rotating rocks between ICx10 exercises of Curls, extensions, overhead presses, and rut rows.

Mosey to flag.

Mary: Each PAX called a 15 IC exercise
Announcements: Ultimate Frisbee at Mutiny, Paradise City is open as usual, Murph at Womble starting at 0700

Carpex Crazy Train 6/8, Carpex 6 yr anny on 5/31 – looking for 100 guys at all AOs in Carpex

T-Claps (Recognition): Carpex guys making the trip down to celebrate and show their support.
Prayer: Thankfulness for what F3 has given me and impact its had on my life over the past year. Unspoken, those healing that can’t make it out on a regular basis

AMRAP Indian Runs!

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PAX of 21 posted at Disney, “Where Dreams Come True” (dreams can be nightmares too) for a BRR friendly workout.  The definition of friendly was debated by Nemo after the workout.  Q was happy to see a large group of #HIM swallowed the DRP and decided to show up for EC (15 in total).  Upon further inspection, he was even more pleased to see that there were no Fritter Quitters.

FNGs: None

EC: Pablo, M4L. Dawgpound, Emeril, ShamWow!, Crosby, Dahmer, 187, Axe, Plex, Pilgrim, Bernie, Pumkin Spice, Nemo, Katniss

Fritter: New Fritters: Bernie, Pilgrim, Crosby, Katniss  Repeat Fritters: Dawgpound, Emeril, M4L, ShamWow!, Pumpkin Spice  Fritter Quitters: None

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence: SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x 20, Hillbillies x 20, Fazio arm circles 10 forward 10 back

The Workout: PAX split into small groups (3 groups of 5 and 1 group of 6) based on speed for Indian runs.  In there groups, PAX moseyed to the drop-off circle at the front of MCHS where they found benches to complete 10 erkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips, and 10 more erkins while we waited for the six.  Once we regrouped, we moved to the gate that separates the faculty lot from the road for the main entrance.  In their Indian run groups, PAX were instructed to run up the long road to West Lake Rd and do 5 burpess, run back and bear crawl under the gate, run up the short road to Middle Creek Park Ave and do 5 star jumps, run back to the gate, and wash-rinse-repeat until Q called time.  After 30+ minutes, Q called PAX back do the gate to regroup.  While waiting for the six, we completed LBC ICx25, 25 Merkins, SSH ICx25.  Once we all regrouped at the gate, all groups combined for a large group Indian run back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: Low Slow Flutter x 20, Homer to Marge x 20, Freddie Mercury 20 regular and 20 reverse, Pickle Pounders x 20, Have a nice day!

Announcements: Blue Hen 5 year anniversary Q @ cletus with a 5 mile EC that starts at 4:30, Breath Taker charity is the Holly Springs Food Cupboard: Accepting donations of cash (Fritter Foundation is matching all cash donations), food, or time at the cupboard to help in garden or general repairs (meeting there this Saturday)

Prayer: Drew (victim in UNC Charlotte shooting), Crablegs, Bernie’s stepmom, Pilgrim’s father, spoken and unspoken.  Thank you to Pumpkin Spice for taking us out in prayer!

Little Hill Repeats

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EC: Dawgpound, Sliderule, Cowboy, Pablo, Aquaman

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Jogged around and Circled up:

Good Morning
Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backward

Jogged around and Circled up:

Hillbillies
Imperial March

Jogged to the light:

Merkins

The Workout:

Jogged to the bottom of the hill entering the neighborhood. The workout was as follows. 11s going up over the hill and back down. Exercises was Monkey Humpers and Squat Jumps.

After many minutes we headed back to the starting place

Circles up at the light for Pickle Pounders

Headed to the basketball courts for ‘Saw Lightning’ Paradise City edition.

In a plank jack during the song. When ‘Saw Lightning’ Merkin when ‘cut me down’ Catalina wine makers

The Bose Sound Link died half way through the song. Emeril lead us out with 15 more merkins and 10 Catalina wine makers

Mary:

Emeril was screaming for stretching. Midget took over with the following:
Low slow flutter
Rocky Balboas
Then some yoga stretching happed.

Announcements:

Need handy Pax at the food cupboard Saturday from 9 to 12
Cletus 5:30
Special guess Q at Ivan. Cut Me Mick from Raleigh is coming down. The man competes with KBs. So we should all learn something this Friday at Ivan.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Breach with the donation last week.
Emeril for making it to the food cupboard
Snap for absolutely killing it today
Slide Rule for a fantastic job with Breath Taker

Prayer:

Pilgram’s Dad
Bernie’s Mom
Moby’s Dad
Shredder
Crab legs

Wait…This isn’t Soul Crusher?

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Here we are again…another Sunday in the “Springs.”  This time, however, it’s not raining and the air feels like a stale fart as the humidity is starting to settle in. There is a slight breeze, but somehow its inevitable that this would be a shirt soaker of a run this morning at AGS. After a week long hiatus from the gloom due to travel, YHC was looking forward to some miles and fellowship this morning. Pulled into the lot, planted the flag and performed some light stretches. First car rolls in and its one YHC has never seen before. Introduce myself and meet Coal Miner’s Daughter (aka-CMD), who was recently named during Friday’s Slide Rule Cletus Workout. He had mentioned that he was still a little sore from the Cletus workout and was looking for about 3 miles this morning and not the full 6. At AGS, we always make route accommodations, but once additional HIM start to show, there is no telling what inspiration can be drawn and mental\physical limits exceeded.

5:52..Now this was right about the time where things became interesting. First, Emeril rolls in, then followed by Pikachu. Full House and then Forceps. Emeril in an ‘on the fence’ kinda tone indicates that M4L will be here this morning, but was running late as he needed to ‘chit,’ so we should proceed with warmups and then he ‘should’ be here before we leave the lot for the Main Event.

6:00am- Let’s go, follow me….

Warm Up: Quick dash to the first picnic shelter with a plank hold for the six. YHC called out Mountain Climbers IC X10. Proceeded with a brisk mosey to the back lot with Carioca L over R, Right over L to the speed bump, with alternating butt kickers and light mosey to the back end of the lot. Circled up for Imperial Walkers X10. YHC then called for a single file line for an Indian Run back to the main lot. PAX circled up and as promise, M4L fresh of dropping some gross weight, arrives with enough time for YHC to explain this morning’s route before heading out.

The Workout: It seems like forever since we’ve been able to loop Bass Lake due to rain, so YHC called for the standard loop, counterclockwise with a Soul Crusher exit. For CMD, this would mean that with the warm-up, when we got to the greenway, he could circle back and get his 3.  PAX made their way out of Womble and onto Sugg. Good paces out there by all PAX and many circle backs for the six on the way to the greenway, on the greenway, and as we will later find…on the trails. As we were about .25 away from the lake, Pikachu, Emeril, M4L, Full House, and YHC made one last circle back. There he was, CMD, still ticking and tracking beyond his 3 mi target with Forceps pushing him along. PAX made their way counterclockwise around the lake. Pikachu, Emeril, M4L, and Full House pulled ahead far enough for YHC to see Emeril’s bright yellow shirt in the distance. Not looking to go around the lake, I informed CMD that he could continue straight and then up Soul Crusher, which would take him up into Sugg Farm and then back onto Grigsby and then Womble. YHC was later informed that when CMD made it to Sugg field, he had thought he had bumped his head and Jesus was calling him. Yeah- them hills have a way of playing mind games sometimes.

Meanwhile, on the counterclockwise path around Bass Lake, YHC and Forceps saw the glow of yellow come back the other way toward us. Apparently, trees were down on the trail and we had to call an audible and circle back. As we made our way back onto the greenway, M4L called for some Soul Crusher repeats. As YHC proceeded to the first opening on the left thinking it was Soul Crusher, I was quickly corrected. “That’s not Soul Crusher..keep moving.” “Wait-what?” All along, I thought this was Soul Crusher, but then quickly learned that there was a magical labyrinth of hills on the back side of Sugg Farm and we hit almost all of them. First we went down Heart Break Hill and then back up the ‘real’ Soul Crusher. We then proceed out to the main gates of Sugg, but not before Pikachu, realizing we were about 2.0 mi short, decided to take us through the side field of Sugg to attack some more hills. That’s when Emeril informed YHC to share some tunes, and was happy to share the playlist as we labored up and down the hills. By this time the humidity was meeting exhaustion and was time to get to Womble as fast as possible, and all PAX made a strong final push back to the parking lot. As we made it to Womble, all PAX were accounted for and got there just in time to welcome CMD back into the fold as he had finished his 5th mile.

Fist bumps all around this morning. Strong showing by all PAX posting.

Mary: Stretches OYO
Announcements: Skeet Shoot Fundraiser for Truth in Nature- see Forceps for details
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX posting this morning in the humidity, while conquering hills.
Prayer: All PAX on IR. YHC took us out.

Where’s Dad? and Wear Red Fridays

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Extra Extra Credit:  M4L and Pablo

Extra Credit: M4L, Pablo, Dawgpound, Axe, Emeril, Cookies, Squatter, 187, Skidmark, Full House, Bullseye

2.0’s w/out their Dads:  Bullseye and Gumby

FNGs: Yes.  Hospital Name: Trevor Shirk.  F3 Name: Cookies.  @Dawgpounds BIL. From Colorado.  Colorado led to marijuana, led to edibles, led to Cookies.

Warm Up: SSHx30, Imperial Walkers, HillBillies, Fire Hydrants

The Workout: Broke off into 2 “teams” everyone doing the same workout though.  Dawgpound led 1 group, Emeril the other.

In between exercise sets kettle bell over your head walk to speed bump.  Set it down, run to curb, run back to speed bump, grab your kettle bell over your head walk back to start

  • Exercise Set 1 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings
  • Exercise Set 2 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats
  • Exercise Set 3 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 4 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction)
  • Exercise Set 5 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 6 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 7 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm), x10 Tricep Extensions/x10 Bicep Curls

Mary:

Plank Drags

Halos

Stretching

Announcements:

Breach has decided to bring awareness to Memorial day this month with the Remember Everyone Deployed (RED) shirt Fridays. For every pax member that wears a red shirt at either Crazy Ivan or Cletus he will donate 1 dollar to help the Fritter Foundation with thier cause this month.  @Dawgpound and @Emeril will match and @Pablo’s work will match our overall donation.

Memorial Day workouts in planning stages. Details to come.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat won the snickers this morning

Prayer:

Camp Lejuene Marines and their families (accident last night)

Banana Seat Step Dad

Aquamans Step Dad’s dad

Bernie had a couple also..sorry forgot them 🙁

Thanks for Participating..Here’s your Trophy. 9 PAX Make it Count in the Rain @ AGS

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After consuming a few too many pre and post-Derby adult beverages the night before, which parlayed into a few more during a pivotal Bruin win, YHC woke up a little groggy this morning. A quick check on instant messenger showed a text from Deadbolt, who HC’d the day before. A little rain continued outside as I grabbed my gear. Would we be running, would we be making the most of the shelters at Womble? Picked up Deadbolt and exchanged some good mumblechatter as we clown car’d to Womble. “What are you thinking, DB?  You think the rain will let up long enough to run?” and also “Who do you think will show?” The rain is always an interesting element that can have impact on AO attendance. It takes a very strong commitment to pull one’s self from the fartsack on a Sunday, especially if its raining.  Pulled up to Womble and would have thought the Town of Holly Springs was hosting an early morning soccer tourney with cars lined across the lot. The rain caused a “mogwai” effect this morning, with 9 PAX looking to raise their standard. Lots of gazelles and AGS virgins this morning- Pikachu, Skidmark, Maybelline, ShamWow, Aquaman, Dahmer. Oh yeah, and a Slide Rule, who was looking to raise his standard and join us in the drizzle. Arrived 2 minutes before start and the rain had let up. Planted the flag, exchanged some pleasantries, and then went to work for the following warm-up.

Warm Up: YHC took off and led the 8 PAX to the first picnic shelter for a round of 5 Burpees OYO. Continued the mosey to the Crazy Ivan Lot, squat hold for the six. Once all PAX were accounted for, YHC lead the group with 5 more Burpees in cadence. Continued to the other side of the lot with a series of Carioca L\R-R\L & Butt Kickers. Squat hold for the six, and performed 5 more Burpees in cadence. Light mosey back to the originating lot, with alternating lunge walks. At the last corner around the soccer fields, performed 5 more Burpees, leaving one remaining Burpee. PAX mosey’d back to the originating lot. Performed the last Burpee in cadence. 9 PAX x 21 Burpees= 189 Total (in honor of Riley Howell).

The Workout: The second week in a row putting the Lake out of play. Had to opt for a ‘dry’er’ route. Decided on the opposite route of what was run last week, which led us down Stinson. PAX would then proceed left on Bass Lake Road, with a quick up and back through Rhamkatte, with a left on Holly Springs Road onto a Right on Linksland, Right on Salem Ridge, Right up Bass Lake Road, and then left back onto Stinson to the soccer fields. Before the run, YHC had reiterrated the message from last week about raising the standard. Lots of speed out there this morning, so advised PAX that if they felt up to it, to push a little with the accountability partners we had running this morning. With that, PAX took off from Womble and headed down and up Stinson. Great mumblechatter through out, even with the hills that were served up throughout the route. The Sky Q held the rain off long enough to allow PAX to get their miles before he ordered the rain back on, while YHC (the six) finished along the soccer field fence

Mary: Stretches OYO in the shelter, with great exchanges centered on a lonely ‘participation’ trophy that was left behind from yesterday’s games. We wanted to give it to Bullseye, but had heard he was not able to claim independence from the fartsack this morning. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Announcements: Memorial Day Murph in the works..more to come.

T-Claps (Recognition): Dahmer, Aquaman, and Slide Rule making their AGS debut with solid runs. Alot of Iron Sharpens Iron going around at AGS this morning with Pikachu pushing Slide Rule to a 10K PR. Maybelline pulling ShamWow up Bass Lake on his way to a Bass Lake Rd PR. SkidMark, well….being SkidMark in picking up the six along the route and positive encouragement on the hills. Deadbolt for holding me accountable and getting me out of the house this morning and on time.

Prayer: Continued prayers for Shredder, CrabLegs, and marriages. Aquaman took us out.

All these walls for my balls

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24 Pax came out this morning to get stronger. 10 for an EC run by Midget’s House. For those of you keeping up, today was Lucky Charm’s last workout at 49. #respect

With today being the last day of Testicular Cancer Awareness Month YHC wanted to appropriately theme the workout. If you haven’t yet – CHECK YOURSELF at least monthly. If you have any questions about what you are doing check with Banana Seat. Thanks for his leadership this month and his dedication to get to all of the AOs and spread the message.

EC: Banana Seat, Pablo, Dumbo, Dahmer, Aquaman, ShamWow, Warbucks, Maybelline, 187, Axe
FNGs: Welcome to FNG Cricket.
Warm Up: All ICx10 – Good Morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly’s, Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps. 5 Bropees (with your partner)
The Workout: Pax took a mosey down the path behind the shopping center to the end. Along the wall we did sets of Balls to the Wall and People’s Chair. Set 1 was done with all 24 Pax making a 10 count and Set 2 was a 5 count.

Pax then mosey to bank parking lot to start the second grouping. Pax start with BALLS – 5 Burpee, 10 American Hammer, 10 LBC, 10 Low Slow Flutter, & 15 SSH. Run to the dumpsters at the other end and repeat BALLS. We did this a total of 2 times at each location running between.

Finishing the previous grouping at the dumpsters, PAX and partner did alternating sets of Balls to the Wall and Squats. Total of 5 sets starting at 25 and decreasing by 5 to 10 (done twice).

Mosey back to the flag for Mary.
Mary: Low Slow Flutter ICx20, Homer 2 Marge ICx10 each leg up and ICx20 regular, Have a Nice Day.
Announcements: 2.0 Workout Saturday, F3 Dad’s Camp Registration
T-Claps (Recognition): Lucky Charm’s
Prayer: CrabLegs, Raleigh PD Office Ainsworth

It was an honor to lead you men this morning. I’ll do better next time.

PAX of 7 Raise Their Standard at AGS

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Pre-AGS blast set the stage with a simple concept, “Turn your ‘should do’s’ into ‘must-do’s’ and raise the standard.” Does anyone remember when our AO’s were just the workout, and not EC + Main Event or EC+EC+Main Event?  It is ritual now that EC has become the standard in the South Wake AO’s with usual 5+ guys who “just show up.” Over time, we collectively raised the standard, and in turn, have built one heck of a community with all 3F’s clicking on all cyclinders.

After a hiatus last week for the morning edition of AGS last week, YHC was looking forward to a nice lake run with 56 degree temps, making this a recipe for some great running weather. A quick check of ‘Alexa’ reaffirmed the reports I was seeing from the weather reports, but she was somewhat off in her questioning about rain as was later found this morning.

With the Bruins game beginning, took one last look at Slack and FB for any HC’s for Sunday morning. Saw a quick Yogi ‘HC’ on FB and an ‘SC’ from Lipstick on Slack with a DM from Deadbolt that read, “I’m gonna try and run tomorrow.”  To this reply, I added…”All about Standards. Time to raise them,” with the instruction that YHC would be in his driveway at 5:43, but to let me know if that changes. Turned off the phone and proceeded to watch what would be Double OT kick in the nutts by the Blue Jackets on my B’s. Luckily, I didn’t stay up for the finale as YHC had a ‘must do’ on the Sunday list.

Pan to 5:17am scan of Slack, and sure enough Deadbolt was up and rose from the fartsack. He was in!

Arrived to Womble and pulled up to Maybelline, who was parked next to Yogi, and further down the lot, H1N1 and Messi arrived to the gloom. One last vehicle emerged and in it was Nemo. That made 7. Originally had plans to go around the lake, but after additional consideration and a look of half disbelief\half ‘not a good idea’ by Maybelline, we decided to keep it dry and to take it to the streets.

Warm Up: 1/2 mile warm up-light mosey around the soccer fields with exercises at each corner. Corner 1- SSH X10, Corner 2 (Ivan Parking Lot)- Carioca L over R\R over L. Corner 3- Hacky Sacks, Corner 4- Imperial Walkers X10

The Workout: Route took us down Stinson, Right on Bass Lake Road, Left on Salem Ridge, Left on Linksland, Left on Holly Springs Road, with an option for gazelles to get an extra mile up and back through Rhamkatte before joining the 6 at Lowe’s before making the push down and up Stinson to the lot. Good mumblechatter throughout the run with all PAX pushing up and down the hills. A big shout out to H1N1 and Messi, who took the road less traveled this morning and navigated Rhamkatte. An additional shout out to Maybelline who continuously picked up the six this morning onto a 7 mile stroll.

Mary: Stretches OYO

Announcements: New JoCo AO- Jelly Stone Park- Clayton Community Park 5:30am

YHC shared the backdrop for the pre-blast and today’s message which was centered around raising the standard. In order to be successful, one must realize what needs to be sacrificed in order to achieve that success. Here we are on a Sunday morning at 7am, 6 miles in and pushing each other to be better. The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.  YHC was not just talking about fitness, this translates at home, in the office, and through fellowship. The ‘should do’s’ need to become ‘must do’s,’ becoming daily rituals which fosters the positives that lead to success and raising the ‘standard.’

T-Claps (Recognition): Maybelline for picking up the six. H1N1\Messi tackling Rhamkhatte, Deadbolt avoiding the fartsack, Nemo holding Deadbolt accountable throughout the run with a solid pace. Yogi for wind sprinting on the decline and pushing up the rolling hills of Bass Lake and Salem Ridge.

Prayer: Prayers for Azul from Carpex and Yogi’s friend Tony, who are both battling cancer. Prayers for health of all PAX and those traveling this week. YHC took us out!

Thunder at Crazy Ivan; Welcome New Fritters

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Arriving at Womble at 0445, I planted the shovel flag (more than once due to winds) and took off jogging testing a gimpy hammy before EC officially started at 0505.  I cruised in at less than 100% but not deterred seeing the glow of Noxgear and headlamps in the parking lot.  I was elated to see my future fritter brothers (Doc, Modify, Cupid and WAIT – Where was R-22?)  Did he succumb to the fart sack?  We had lost a fritter wanna-be the morning before when Beater was unable to get to Disney due to a lot of stuff going on on the home front.  Pikachu, Bullseye and Aquaman had arrived for their fritter too.  It was 0530 and keeping with all AOs, Crazy Ivan began on time, Pikachu led the PAX out toward downtown for the two-mile run.  Note: Maybelline had joined the PAX for EC after hastily parking.  Running alongside the soccer fields, we noticed a silver Pathfinder coming in hot.  I cannot confirm or deny seeing sparks coming from the bottom of the vehicle after navigating over the Womble speed humps.  The driver could have had some experience as a stuntman as he adeptly handled the obstacles.  I did some research and found he had indeed done some driving in Hollywood before.  (See pic below)  Turning around, I saw it was no one other than R-22!  He sped by me as I waved him on pointing him in the direction of the PAX 100 yards ahead of me.  It was going to be a great day knowing R-22 was fritter edible!

 

FNGs:  None and No Merlots

Warm Up:  Pikachu brought the PAX into the parking lot after a nice warm-up run.  R-22 was drenched.  Cars kept coming in to the parking lot.  Anticipating a large turn out, Dauber communicated with Pikachu the night before during the First Responder Training and solidified a co-Q game plan.  In the end, 28 PAX came ready to get “thunder-strucked!”  Dauber had PAX circle up in the parking lot and got their heart rate going with 25 SSH, 10 Seal claps, 10 T-Claps, 10 Cotton-Pickers, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) and some static arm stretches.  There would be minimal running today so the warm-up focused on arms/shoulders.

The Workout:   Weinkes were created the night before (one workout focusing on Kettle bells, the other on a boot-camp style workout) and discussed as Pikachu took 14 PAX to the adjacent parking lot starting off with build a bears.  An abundance of LBCs, Merkins and Squats were thrown in for good measure.  Dauber began the kettle bell workout with a variety of Kettle bell exercises that included Swings (25), Bus drivers (15), Lawn mowers (10 L/R), Goblet Squats (10+), Figure 8s (10 L/R), Halos (10 L/R), Sumo Squats (10+).  LBCs, SSH, Mountain Climbers were thrown in breaking up the Kettle bell exercises.  Dauber called on Sir Dawgpound sharing his expertise of executing pistol exercises. The planned list on the Weinke went by the wayside as Dauber caught sight of Pikachu coming back from the amphitheater preparing to swap out for kettle bells.  The 80’s/90’s Hair Band continued in the background while Dauber led PAX to the amphitheater for some boot-camp exercises.  Alternating left/right leg step ups; Star Jumps; Merkins; Australian Mountain Climbers; Seated Chair; Balls to the Walls.  Dauber slowed things down and got the PAX stretching with various leg stretches leading to compromising positions and salty mumble chatter.  PAX were in a good mood cutting up while executing Yoga positions like pigeon and cobra.  Mosey back to the parking lot.  Timing was off as Pikachu was leading his PAX in kettle bell movements.  Dauber audibled and began prisoner lunges in the grass protecting our sensitive knees from the asphalt.  Merkins and pickle pounders were thrown in when Pikachu asked if we were going to do Build-A-Bears.  Well of course we were!  Off to the adjacent parking lot.  Build a bears were executed (unlike other group of PAX who executed 1-8 merkins), we executed 1, 2, 4 and 8 merkins (timing you know).

Mary:  Both groups of PAX circled up.  187 did not like yours truly hanging over him while I tried walking behind him near the curb trying to get a peak at the playlist.  (Sorry 187!). Pikachu was very excited looking at his playlist and seeing how close we were to AC/DC – Thunderstruck.  Some plank stretches and plank holds/pickle-pounders were executed before we heard Bon Scott/Brian Johnson lead singer scream out the lyrics to Thunderstruck.  A burpee was executed every time PAX heard the word Thunder/Thunderstruck. For those interested, there are 34X this word is mentioned.  SSH were done during the rest of the song.

Announcements:  We discussed some key takeaways from the First Responder training PAX attended yesterday. One pearl was to know where you are at all times!  When calling 911, follow and answer the Qs of the operator – don’t provide any unnecessary verbiage (the operator is filling in set fields).  Stay calm.  Assess the situation – step back, do not just jump in – You could make things worse and become a victim.  See Slack and FB for announcements!  Come out to Ground pounder and cheer on runners for 8K and 16K.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Cowboy for setting up First Responder Training!

Prayer:  Breach (wearing Breathtaker) took us out.  Unspoken, Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad…