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Bloody Hell at Thunder

Pax of 4 gathered for a taste of the old management. Crosby promised YHC would bring the suck so he did everything in his power to oblige.

One 45lb weight plate and one fire hose joined in for the fun.

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Good afternoons x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Mountain Climbers x10 IC

The Workout:

Pax were told to keep the 45lb weight plate off the ground for the entire workout – they weren’t told what the penalty would be but they had a good guess.

John Cusack the plate and fire hose to the playground.

2 pax do pull ups, 2 hold plank (one with weight on their back). Switch, rinse and repeat until all pax have done 25 pull ups.

John Cusack the plate and fire hose to the amphitheater.

Lazy Dora with the 45lb plate in tow – pax partnered up and between the two:

100 merkins – plank hold while not doing merkins

200 squats – squat hold while not doing squats

300 LBCs – 6 inch leg hold while not doing LBCs

Que the quotes of the day:

”Bloody hell” – every time someone told Brexit he had another round of an exercise to do.

”It’s never been 6 inches” – Pax not to be named

After the lazy Dora the pax John Cusack’d the plate and hose over to the white fence on the other side of the soccer field.

Partner 1 does Dirkins on the fence – 7 on the bottom rung, 7 on the middle, 7 on the top. Partner 2 holds a plank. Switch and repeat.

John Cusack down to the other end of the white fence for Irkins – 10 on the top rung, 10 on the middle, 10 on the bottom, and 10 on the ground (full blown Merkins).

After these Irkins YHC “accidentally” dropped the 45lb plate (and was quickly called on the “accident”) so the pax got to all enjoy 5 burpees 🙂

John Cusack to the tennis courts for Mary.
Mary:

Yoga – reverse table top twice, lingering for ~5 seconds.

Go into downward dog, rocking heels into ground.

Swing leg through to runners pose, dropping down onto back knee and forearms. Switch and repeat on other side.

Back to downward dog, rocking heels again.

Swing leg through to pigeon pose, again dropping down onto back knee and forearms. Switch and repeat on other side.
Announcements:

Holly Springs half shirt order is live. CSAUP in Carpex on Saturday.
Prayer:

Praises for Noah’s Ark’s recovery.

 

Always an honor and privilege to lead – thanks men.

“Still Time To Murph”

Warm Up: 1 mile run. Tennis courts – Stinson-Grigsby- BB fields- Ampitheatre

Cotton Pickers

Fozzy Arm Circles

Good Mornings

SSH

The Workout:

Each exercise is 60 sec with 20 sec “Plank” in between. Swap out 2 people doing Star Jump Chest Toss(20lbs. Slam Ball) each exercise.

• Plank Jack’s
• Plank
• Catalina Wine Makers
• Plank
• Plank T twist
• Plank
• Peter Parkers
• Plank
• Mountain Climbers
• Plank
• Shoulder tap

• Freddie Mercury
• American Hammer

• 10 count around the circle-

Diamond Merkins/ Wide Merkins/ LBC/ Merkin/ Low Slow Flutter/ Pickle Pounder

Run around the soccer fields last 60 yds”JAILBREAK”.

•  2 lines facing each other Star jump S. ball Chest Toss with overhead claps while waiting

•Balls to the Wall for a 20ish count(more like 30/40)

I am almost certain something is missing..

Mary: Mixed into the workout
Announcements: Beer Mile this weekend / Holly Springs Half Marathon
Prayer: Noah’s Ark/ Hurricane Michael Victims

Slide To The Left

PAX of 10 came out on a slight humid morning for a beatdown.

Lipsync, Modify, Banana Seat, LED, Wrangler, Norm, Fonzie, Gump(RESPECT), R-22, Fedex

 

Warm Up:  Took a lap around the track with stops at the soccer benches for irkins, dirkins, and dips and the wall at the shelter for more urkins, derkins and dips. Then circled up for SSH, IW, HB, Fazio Arm circles and stretches
The Workout: Mosey’d over to parking lot where we partnered up and started with patty cake merkins, then bear crawled to the middle of the parking lot for leg throw downs. I called an audible, instead of bear crawling to the island, I told the pax to partner wheel barrel to the island instead where one partner did superman hold while the other did burpees. Partner wheel barrel to last island mountain climbers and skaters.  Mosey’d to rock pile and then to picnic tables for some curls, tricep extensions, overhead press, rut rows, floor chest press and merkins.  Did two rounds of this rotating two rocks to our left. Indian run to tennis courts for Mary and COT.

Mary:Pickle pounders, LBC, Low Flow Flutters, American hammers, called on R-22 for box cutters and Banana Seat finished with bear crawl, crawl bear and sprints across the tennis courts.
Announcements: Carpax CSUP 10/20, CBC Beer Mile 10/13, HSM 11/17, Darby Challenge

Prayer: Double D’s Family, Crablegs, Josh Hefner’s grandfather(sorry can’t remember F3 name)

Under New Management

Thunder….

Warm Up: 20 x side straddle hops, 15 x cotton pickers, 10 x fwd arm circles, 10 x reverse
The Workout: mosey to first street lamp on Stinson…10 lap posts to Grimsby.. 2 burpee’s at post number 1, increasing 1 burpee per post… (65 Burpee’s in total….) Pikachu did an extra set… was unable to understand simple instructions it seemed.

Plank holds / LBC whilst waiting for PAX.

Mosey down Grimsby stopping at every lamp post conducting the following:

Post 1- 10 spiders,  Next post – low slow flutters in cadence 20, Next post – 35 Merkins, Next – 20 cadence American hammers, Next – 20 cadence pickle pounders, Next 20 cadence homer to marge, next, 20 cadence box cutters.

Mosey across the road down Fairground Rd, turn left on Barley Mill Rd to hit the currently closed Greenway…..Partners up, target accumulate 100 Merkins and 50 burpees with shuttle runs up the greenway (PAX modifies due to time)

Getting back to the tennis courts………….Indian run, 1 burpee… PAX got 3 burpees as we ran back to tennis courts.

Mary: Q led – 5 std Merkins, 10 wide, 10 fist, 10 diamonds, 10 dry docks. PAX calls in cadence 5 Leg raises, 5 burpees, 5 Superman, 5 LBC, 5 have a nice day, 10 diamond.

Announcements: Beer Mile, CSAUP

Prayer: Fallen F3 member in other group, crablegs

Warm up now means burpees

It was a week of transitions for F3 AOs and Thunder was the latest as Pikachu and Buttjoint turned the AO over to Crosby and John Deere. It won’t get easier, you’ll just get stronger. 8 men posted to send Buttjoint out in style and Buttjoint delivered. Now if he could post in the gloom again. If you’ve never posted at Thunder give it a shot. Love how this workout has a completely different feel compared to the gloom.

Warm Up: Mosey from the tennis court to the open field. SSH, 10 burpees, IW, 9 burpees, Fozio arm circles, 8 burpees, Chanooks, 7 burpees, merkins, 6 burpees, something else, 5 burpees

The Workout: Mosey around the baseball field to the back side. Partner up and broken wheel barrow along the side walk to the baseball statue guy. Switch partner and finish at the concession stand. Three sets alternating balls to the wall and preacher chair.

Mosey to the playground. Stay with partner. One partner doing pull ups and the other doing box jumps. Group did 50 pull ups combined. Group was joined by skidmark’s 2.0 for some box jumps and skidmark completed a round of box jumps holding a baby doll at his daughter’s request.

Mosey to tennis courts. Stay with partner. One partner is doing suicides and the other is doing Al Gore Tree Huggers. Rinse and Repeat.

Mary: I’m pretty sure there were some diamond merkins in here somewhere. 3 count around the circle under the pavillion as we were kicked off the court due to lightning. Not because we placed our balls on the fence or that there was a giant sign that said courts closed.

Announcements: The Odyssey 10/20/18 CSAUP in Apex. Shredder doing self defense class at North State Sport and Spine. Beer Mile 10/13 at CBC. UTI looking for runners for Tuna Run

Prayer: Much thanks to Buttjoint for his leadership over the past year and the impact he has had on many men.

F3 Sheepdog – Contemplation

Pax of 8; Lipsync, Gump, Dovetail, LED, Chickenfoot, Norm, Fonzie, Shredder

Started off a little differently this morning and began with a bible verse.

“As water reflects the face, so one’s life reflects the heart.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭27:19‬ ‭NIV‬‬

Pax used the later part of the verse as a Breath Prayer during Stance Training, aka Embrace the Suck throughout the AO.

Warm-ups
Jog to the back playground.
Side Stratal Hop
Fazio Arm Circles (f&b)
Michael Phelps
Good Mornings
Chinooks

Workout included
Various Strikes (front hand, reverse, and elbow)
Sets of 3-step merkins; 5 wide, 5 std, 5 diamond.
Step ups (60 sec)
Dips
Box jumps (60 sec)
Ballerinas-toe squat (squat, heels up)
Military Merkin Pulse (1/2 way)
All mixed up with some occasional pauses to rest… in Stances…

Stance Training (each stance had a theme. Focus on Breath Prayer… “so one’s life reflects the heart”;
Horse stance – power
Mountain climbing stance – perseverance
Tiger stance – intention

Mary
LBCs
Low Slow Flutter
Crab toe taps

COT
Count a Rama, name a Rama

Thankfull for the new and old players.

Announcements & Prayer.

Cletus – Noah’s Ark 1 year anniversary & birthday Q

Warm Up: Jog to soccer field parking lot alternating forward and reverse. Quick feet on curb for half the parking lot and return on other side with walking sideways planks. Performed arm and leg stretches to a 10 count. Then, in cadence (22) SSH, (11) IW, (11) HB, (11) CP, and finish with (11) merkins on Q’s up & down.
The Workout: Indian run with last man doing 2 merkins and then running to front with the pill(football). Pax passed back to last runner and repeat. Penalty for dropping the pill all Pax do 5 burpees. Group was lacking running backs since there were quite a few penalties (Pikachu, Gump). Continued to south side of BB field and dropped for 11 LBC’s. Then, continued to valleyball court. Partner WB thru sand and do 11 burpees. Partner switch and return to other side for 11 SJ. Bear crawl through sand for 11 patty cake merkins. Bear crawl on the return for 11 squats with leg lifts. Mosey to rock pile and center parking lot for bear bowling(bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot. Performed 11 elevated merkins per arm. Jon Cusak with rock to other end for 11 weighted squats. Return rocks and mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: 11 FM modified alternating each leg, 11 PP, 11 LSF, 11 HTM, and finished with 11 AH. Theme throughout based off of Q’s 56th birthday which 5+6 = 11, if you didn’t catch on.
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Christmas parade signup, Kid Cracker looking for men to help move his parents this Saturday afternoon. Great job to all and welcome FNG’s Pumpkin Spice and Mortar.
Prayer: Crablegs, all those traveling to the BRR this weekend, especially our F3 brothers, and the right opportunity of employment for Brickhouse.

New leaders being born

Kenny’s Grave is starting to pull some guys out of the shell. R22 stepped up this week to co-Q. Pikachu made the drive down to see how South Park does it on Thursday mornings and some talk of 5 AO’s in 24 hours. The humidity is back in full effect so let the sweat flow.

Warm Up:
Jog around track
Stretches
SSH
Squatted moroccan night club
Slaloms
Goofballs

The Workout:
Merkins on the floor ladders (2 ladders, 5 PAX each line)
Walking hands down inside boxes and feet out to the side. Two hands in one box do a merkin, each hand in a box merkin, going down the row closer merkins then wider merkins (roughly 40 total)
Box hops down
Double In and out boxes down
In, In, Out, Out box crawl down

Curb hops- use the 16 cement space curbs. Form two lines – hop sideways to left over curb and back (x4 each curb) then forward to the next one. Go down line grass area to next grass area.
Bear crawl the curb line using curbs between the legs.

R22 Steps In
The Hill 7’s
Increasing from 1 at top and bottom to 7 top and bottom

Hand release merkins and LBCs (bear crawl up hill, jog down)
WWII’s and diamond merkins (crawl bear down and jog up)
Burpees and squats (bear crawl down and jog up)

Mary:
LSF
Freddy Mercury’s
Reverse LBC’s
6 inch hold (count in R22’s head)

Announcements: Runs and events coming up

Prayer: Yosef’s family departing foster kids, Banana Seats daughter healing, Crab Legs, Wranglers kids HFM sickness, unspoken

Great job stepping up R22! Next time he’ll be running the show.

A little bit of errythang

14 Pax (4 for EC – Double D, Skidmark, Crosby, Boy George) showed up to South Park for Boy George’s virgin Q with some beautiful weather.  No FNGs (welcome back to Norm posting 2nd day in a row), and we were off.

Warm Up:
Quick loop around the parking lot, mixing in cariocas and a short backwards run then circled up near basketball courts. Side straddle hop x15 IC, Imperial Walkers x10 IC, Hillbillies x10 IC, Windmills x10 IC, Merkin clock 12-9-6-3 (30 total), and Mountain Climbers x15 IC

The Workout
:
Part 1 – agility movements on a basketball court circuit. First quick feet through the ground ladder (lap 1 – face forward in/in/out/out, lap 2- face right in/in/out/out, lap 3 – face left in/in/out/out, lap 4 – face forward hop in/out). Then high knees or butt kicks (switch each lap) 1/3 length of the court with a sprint to the end.  Side shuffles facing forward or backward (switch each lap) around 8 cones.  Backwards run to the end, then bear crawl across the baseline back to the start.  Completed 4 laps and everyone was feeling warmed up so we jogged back to the picnic tables for the real workout.

Part 2 – got a quick count off and had 13 PAX for 12 rounds so #13 became another #1.  While one Pax ran, all others did the numbered exercise AMRAP (as many reps as possible) for 1 minute, then a plank/squat/something hold until Pax finished the run.  YHC forgot his phone at the bball courts so it became more of a visual tracking of the runner and switching to the hold when they got close.
1. Row merkins (merkin then bring each hand up to your chest while planking with one hand) – then plank hold
2. Squatwalkers (with hands overhead the whole time, perform a squat then bring each knee up to your opposite hand – try to meet near your chest) – then squat hold
3. Dips – then hold a dip halfway down
4. Single leg bridges (homer-to-marge with 1 leg up, alternate legs after 5ish reps) – bridge hold
5. Derkins – derkin plank
6. Box jumps – squat
7. Burpees – plank (some mumble chatter about too many burpees yesterday but no sympathy was shown)
8. Single leg squats – squat
9. Bear crawl – side crawl – crawl bear – side crawl around pavilion – plank
10. Curb quick feet – calf raise hold on the curb
11. Turkish Get-ups (which I was told I was actually doing Morning Wood I believe) – plank
12. Star jumps – squat
Wild card round – Boy George took a turn to run while each Pax did the exercise they missed while they ran

One last thing – throwback to YHC’s favorite exercise in high school basketball – Chase the Rabbit.  Line up single file, run hard around the track giving a 5 second hard start for the guy in front of you, and try to chase him down.  Lots of speed out there and a few went back to pick up the 6.

Mary
:
Plank Jacks x10 IC
Low Slow Flutter x10 IC
Freddie Mercury x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC (up on 1, hold 2 and 3, down on 4)
American Hammers x10 IC

Announcements:
F3 SouthWake 5 year anniversary at Possum Trot next Wednesday, 9/11 stair climb, Breach looking for guys to run Tuna relay after BRR, probably a few other things I’m forgetting (I’ve been up since 1:00am doing work and couldn’t fall asleep early from the Virgin Q nerves).  A lot going on in South Wake right now.

Prayer:
Crablegs and his family, Banana Seat’s daughter, Yosef’s son, Norm’s friend whose wife passed away unexpectedly.  YHC took us out, it was an honor to lead and looking forward to doing it again.  Hope everyone got their money’s worth 🙂

Sheepdog – “Improv”

Pax of 5; Breadsticks, Gump, LipSync, Noah’s Ark, Dovetail

Circle the building
Wheel-o-warmup (Each HIM picks an exercise)
– Imperial Walkers
– Hillbillies
– Good Mornings
– Michael Phelps
– Fozzy arm circles

The thang
20-minute EMOM (4 rounds, each exercise starts on the minute. Any leftover time in the minute is rest time)
15 Sumo squats with leg lift
10 burpees
15 v-ups
20 derkins
Once around the track

Martial arts – pressure points with stick (only had 7 mins left at this point)

Thought of the day: the existence of God is often questioned because of the existence of evil, but if everything was always perfect for us, we would be like spoiled children who could never help anyone else. Therefore rather than having a pity party or asking only that tough things be removed, ask what can be learned, ask God to mold you, so that we can be an encouragement to others. Perfect is promised later, perseverance is needed today.

Prayers: Joel, Noah’s Ark’s son