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Preferred Nomenclature

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EC:  Kosher, Nemo, U.T.I.

YHC arrived at 5:15 to find a few vehicles already parked at Ting, hopped out of my car to plant the flag and was instantly hit with a fresh breath of ripe air from the adjacent dump…I mean “landfill”. (Edit – Had to provide the preferred nomenclature so that PAX was not confused with the periodic dumping around town done by our very own Lipstick et al) Cars start rolling in and a few light vests arrive from the darkness….5:30 hits and we circle up.

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up:  10 x Frankensteins, 10 x SSH  in cadence. Discussed the routes and got after it.

The Workout:

3 mile route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 mile route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary: She was out Christmas shopping

Announcements: Helping with Walby’s Christmas lights and meal signups. Frosty and Christmas Party coming up. Check Slack and FB for details

T-Claps (Recognition): Kosher, Nemo, and UTI for getting in some EC

Prayer:  Diedra and her recovery from surgery, unspoken

YHC took us out. Thank you for the opportunity to lead

We Tried to Kill Sliderule

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Welcome to the first U-Turn following Richmond and HSHM. YHC was curious how many Pax would be out coming off off of some big races, but with recent PRs in their heads the Pax were looking for more and trying to find a way to keep accelerating. Plus YHC promised a couple BIG announcements coming today. There were lots of options for today’s workout. 3 mile option in play, 5 mile option in play, and a new Beta AO option for those that wanted to give it a shot. Emeril has been spending a lot a time in the kitchen lately and missed the talk about the new workout. Kudos to him for dropping the light vest and coming along.

EC: Aquaman and Shamwow at 0515, Sliderule, Bernie, and Skidmark at 0530, 187 and Alpine from home.

3 Mile: Oh Yeah!

5 Mile: Norm, Oyster, Cowboy, Aquaman, Shamwow, Full House, Katniss, Buford

Other option: Emeril, Pablo, 187, Lipstick, UTI, Alpine, Sliderule, Bernie, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSHx20, IWx10, Hillbilliesx10
The Workout: 3 mile and 5 mile runs.

For those interested here is how the other workout went down:

3 Man Indian Run from Starbucks toward Buffalo Wild Wings: From now on when I say Standard Set it will mean 10 merkins, 10 LBCs, and 10 squats and all runs will be 3 man Indian Runs unless noted. Corner by BWW standard set. To New Hill Rd Standard Set. Thomas Mill Rd Standard Set. Sonshine Gymnastics Standard Set.

At Sonshine we did Triple Nickles. 5 merkins at the top of the hill, 5 merkins at the bottom. Repeat 5x.

At Premier Standard Set

Down to 55 auto works parking lot: prints one direction, mosey back to start  and 10 LBCs (repeat 5x)

Down to Green Oaks Standard Set.

Over to Irving Parkway Standard Set

Up to Thomas Mill Standard Set. At the top of the at Thomas Mill partner up. One partner runs to New Hill and recovers down the hills and sprints up. The other partner runs the other direction to the top of the next hill. This partner sprints down the hill and recovers up the hill. Return to Thomas Mill. Each partner went each direction 1x

Standard Set at New Hill

Standard Set at Tijuana Flats

At Tijuana Flats 2 set of Guantanamo’s around the Landscaping. Then did one set of raccoon crawls around the landscaping on the wall. This is a bear crawl on top of the wall.

Then we did some window shopping. Large group Indian run and we picked up some other U-turners and ran the whole shopping plaza on the side walk. Back to Starbucks and recover.

Mary: Have a nice day
Announcements: Shirt Order, CSAUP 12/7, Christmas Party 12/14, Beta AO, Skidmark brought Pie, U-Turn will be moving locations starting the beginning of the year. It will now start at Panera. Route will remain the same.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Wallaby, Good to see Norm

Thanksgiving Convergence

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With Thanksgiving feasts on the horizon, 32 PAX wanted to make sure to start the day with a caloric deficit so they wouldn’t feel so bad about blowing it out of the water later in the day (or at least that’s how YHC felt).  With an hour long workout ahead of us and three mystery Q’s no one was quite sure what to expect.

FNGs: Welcome Captain Planet!

The Workout:

Pikachu started off the morning’s activities by announcing the first mystery Q, everyone’s favorite reason to have it burn when you pee, U.T.I.:

When did Thanksgiving become the holiday that just wouldn’t end!?  I thought I had made this amazing/awesome feast for everyone at R4TJ.  I just got this whole mess cleaned up. I knew there was some mumblechatter about the day of Thanksgiving.  Cletus 3x in 3 days, 3Qs at Tiger Blood or even flag football. It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have said anything…  I overheard the conversation and said “3 strikes is a Turkey in bowling” Apparently that was enough to ask me to set the table once again.  I do make a mean Turkey… but this is different… A CONVERGENCE!?!? I mean that could be HUGE – It’s the whole freaking extended family! At R4TJs Turkey Day, Chris (you remember – that guy that moves like lightning) assured me that there would be 2 other cooks in the kitchen but there was a catch…  He wouldn’t tell me who. I mean Emeril would be a big help but… you know… celebrity chef and all… Would he even show? I know he has a new gig something called “I’m On It!” – must be one of those Chef saves the day in a crappy restaurant reality things… I guess I would have to wait and find out.

I arrived promptly at start time.  There was talk of appetizers (about 3 miles of food was offered, just something light to get started but a bit more than typical) – I was planning on saving some room for dessert so I just showed up for the main course.  As you can imagine, it’s the holidays and with everything mostly shutdown there aren’t many options to get your fill. I counted 20 heads when I got there and more were filtering in from their appetizers. Final count was 32 as we gathered for the meal.

I was up first, the other 2 chefs were still unknown – probably still cooking up their best offerings.  I had prepared, had an idea, wanted to play on the bowling concept that got me into this mess in the first place.  Who am I kidding, bowling alley food for Thanksgiving!? Scrapped that and realized that I was the first course. I had to ease them into it.  It was a simple and recognizable offering, didn’t want to upset the pallet. Here is the recipe in case you liked it. Just keep in mind, as my friend Alan pointed out, you’ve got to let these ingredients rest a bit before you add the next one.  Otherwise your guests get a little cranky about the results…

  • 10 Burpees OYO – I didn’t plan to use this ingredient but Jaron (comic book character complex) and Florence insisted.
  • 30 SSH
  • 30 Frankensteins – I need to work on these, timing was a little off and Cousin BJ made sure I knew…
  • 30 Windmills
  • 30 LBCs

Big crew for dinner – I thought it would be best to split everyone up into 3 groups and seat them together.  Just more manageable – We split up in the front and made our way to where the first course would be served. There were Indians (aka native Americans) at the first Thanksgiving.  Theming the party is always fun and engaging your guests can really make the day memorable for everyone.

  • Indian Runs with 10 guests run to their table.

The main course was kind of a build your own.  Some basic ingredients were provided but guests were asked to push themselves and create a dish to remember.

  • 10 guests at each table, each group at a different end of the large oval-shaped venue
  • 1 to 5 social guests got to run the perimeter of the Oval as fast as they could, greeting the 20 that they weren’t seated with along the way.
  • The leftovers at the table got to focus on an ingredient of their choice while their friends were away being social.
    • My table did some American Hammers, Low Slow Flutters, Pickle Pounders, and I went out for some social time so I’m sure I missed something on the list.  Great work at the table – very delectable stuff.
    • There was a friendly new guy at our table too.  Talked a bunch! Glad to have that kind of energy at the celebration.

I know I started out griping about being asked to make another meal on short order but sometimes I think I just like to complain.  It’s always a pleasure to serve the family. Just as I was starting to really enjoy hosting, the 2nd Chef was tapping his tall glass of water (dude really enjoys some high quality H20) for everyone’s attention.  It was time for me to handover the apron.

Aquaman:

QIC Aquaman circled up the PAX and never let them go.  Today’s exercises were brought to you by the letters A, B, and S.  YHC can’t remember the exact specifics of everything we did but we started with protractors with the Q calling out the angle while PAX took turns calling out a 10-count all the way around the circle.  Rinse and repeat with LSF and then again while holding various plank positions (regular, chill cut, right arm up, etc.).  At Potts’ request we ended with Boat/Canoes with variations mixed in as well.  I’m sure I missed stuff but just know that everything was ab focused and there was a lot of mumble chatter regarding it.

Our third and final Q was none other than YHC himself, 16-bit:

Having received a text from Pikachu Wednesday morning about Qing the last 20 minutes of the workout didn’t leave YHC much time to plan.  I didn’t know how many people to expect but I did expect a fairly large group.  And I got that group.  I spent the night scouring the official exicon for new exercises that would accommodate a large group, took notes, allowed room for modification, and was satisfied.

Not yet breaking the previous Q’s circle the group started with Crowd Pleasers.  These consisted of an x:x ratio of merkins and groiners.  We started with 1:1 and worked our way up to 5:5 and then back down to 1:1.  These seemed to live up to their name and I look forward to incorporating them in to more workouts.

After this we moseyed around to the other side of the parking lot to make use of the curbs.  Admittedly things got a little messy here because the curbs weren’t equal and there was some confusion but I think, overall, it went well.  We started with inch worms.  Feet against the curb in full plank position PAX slowing inched their hands forward until they couldn’t reach any further and then inched their feet up until they were back in full plank postion.  Continue this until the other curb and then work back towards the other curb.

Next up was modified ascending curb crawls where we started with our feet on the curb and performed a derkin, bear crawled to the other curb and did another derkin. Bear crawl back to the originating curb to do 2 derkins, etc.  We did this until we did 3 and 3 because they sucked and it was hard.

The last exercise at the curbs were broken wheelbarrows.  PAX partnered up and wheelbarrowed from one curb to the other.  The broken part of it was that the partner holding the legs only held one leg.  Partners switched after they crossed the parking lot.  Each partner took two trips.  These also sucked.

Mosey back to the original circle location for our last exercise.  Someone thought it was time for Mary, but not quite yet.  The last exercise YHC had planned was a Circle Burp.  Per the exicon, everyone in the circle started chopping their feet while PAX around the circle called to do a burpee.  As fun as this sounded I don’t think anyone wanted to do 32 burpees so YHC modified and just called out when to do a burpee.  I don’t know how many we did but it wasn’t too many.  However, had I known I was going to get so much Jane Fonda related hate during Mary I might have just had us do burpees until time was out.

Mary:

Staying in our circle we started with Coolers.  These start as a side plank on your forearm and done IC.  On one we lifted our top leg up towards the sky, two brought it back down, three brought our top leg’s knee to our chest, and four took it back down.  10 each side.  Bring on all the Jane Fonda references.

Afterwards we went on to sleeping hillbillies and American Hammers.  I might have done more but honestly can’t find my notes or remember.  We ended with Happy Thanksgiving, aka Have a Nice Day.

Announcements:

Christmas party on the 14th, Frosty CSAUP on the 9th.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Aquaman and U.T.I.  for helping bring the pain in their own ways this morning.  I know, for myself, it was challenging planning a workout not knowing who else was Qing and what they were planning but it all came together nicely.  These guys did an outstanding job in helping everyone clear some waist line space for the impending feasts, especially Aquaman with all his gut busting ab exercises.

Prayer:

Our brother Wallaby is going through hard times right now, struggling with substance abuse.  He and his family could use our support so if you are able to help in any way I’m sure the family would appreciate it.  Hardy has the flu which is no fun ever but especially during a holiday.  Continued prayers as well for Quiver and his family.

 

I know I speak for my fellow Qs when I say that being chosen to have the opportunity to lead this workout was an immense honor.  I’m thankful for all of you on this day where we reflect on the blessings in our lives.  I count each and every one of you among them.

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11 for 41

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FNGs:None

Warm Up: The smell of Christmas trees filled the air around Purple Cobra’s meet up.  Pax headed over to in front of the Butcher’s Market (Boars head turkey much cheaper than any local grocery store and not to mention those steak tips are infused with some addictive marinade) to get the juice flowing with SSH, Fozio arm circles, Windmills, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies,

The Workout: Pax then lined up in front of the Butchers Market parking lot and did sets of running ~41yards coming back to starting point and perform various exercises  for 41 reps rinsing and repeating to include Merkins, Squats, Shoulder taps, Pulse squats,  Plank with left arm up and then right arm up (held for 41 seconds) and then finally calf raises.

Pax then moseyed over to the area behind HT to do People’s Chair and BTTW holding for 41 seconds. 2 cycles of those.

Pax then played with stones doing Curls for the Girls 41 times and then an isometric hold of 41 seconds. We then put our stones back and moseyed in front of HT for some Dips….41 oyo.

Mary: We circled up in an open area of the parking lot not near the usual  location, trying to be considerate of possibly guy sleeping in the Christmas tree shed and did 41 reps IN CADENCE low slow flutter, Freddy mercury’s, American Hammers, LBC’s.
Announcements: Convergence on Thursday at TB, Possum Trot collecting canned goods tomorrow, Frosty and Holiday party.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, 187, Lipstick, UTI, Full house,
Prayer: Unspoken and Quiver’s family.

 

See you next week at Purple Cobra.

#5onit at Paradise City

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Thanksgiving week started out strong with 5 Pax doing work at the most beautiful AO in South Wake. Not sure if it is the HSHM hangover, fartsacks, or fear but the numbers were low this morning. Truth be told there is lots of strength in a small workout group. You can hide and it’s hard to overlook the 6. YHC appeared to be alone for EC but was quickly joined by Pikachu dashing from home. A late arrival clown car added two more for EC. After a little mosey of EC the 4 returned to where the shovel flag was supposed to be planted. Unfortunately the person returning the shovel flags from HSHM didn’t make it.

EC: Pikachu, UTI, Lipstick, Skidmark

1 pax rolled in at 0544 beating the bell and we were off.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 1 lap around womble with SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Windmills – all done correctly in cadence
The Workout: Stack up suicides the length of the parking lot

Round 1- 5 merkins, 10 plank jacks, 15 Squats, 20 LBCs

Round 2 – 5 plank jacks, 10 squats, 15 LBCs, 20 merkins

Round 3 – 5 squats, 10 LBCs, 15 merkins, 20 plank jacks

10 sets of agility square jumps were completed after each round, 5 in each direction

Mary: Some more IW and Hillbillies, Chillcut plank hold for 3 minutes

Announcements: Christmas party 12/14, Frosty CSAUP 12/7, Convergence this Thursday at Tiger Blood
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI with the 1/2 PR
Prayer: Quiver and his family, All Pax traveling this week for Thanksgiving and safe decision making as we approach the holiday season

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 5

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EC: Lucky Charms, Skidmark, Pikachu, Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC, Slide Rule
Warm Up: Lap around lot to loosen up the legs.

SSH x100 I mean what else would we start with?

Imperial Walkers x15

Delegation Tour continued at Crazy Ivan. YHC called out on the slack that we would be doing some Yoga, I believe the message was taken as a joke. At least 15 HIM’s showed up with bells in hand. YHC quickly sidelined Banana Seat and said “This is going to be a real delegation” YHC may have planted the seed on delegation the previous 4 days 🙂
The Workout: PAX split up for a Banana Seat Kettle Bell Beatdown (you had to be there to know what took place) and a Sarah Beth Yoga Session
Mary: Plank hold for final 4 minutes with various plank positions, including Pickle Pounders x25
Announcements: Check the Web
T-Claps (Recognition): Yosemite for completing his first Fritter. Banana Seat for the Lipstick Fritter and truly taking on the delegation Q!
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Crab Legs, All those running HSHM tomorrow

*Dumbo and Slide Rule went out for a 4.5 mile run, as they didn’t think a real kettle bell workout would happen.

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 4 – “Turning our bodies into Weapons”

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EC: Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC  “Lipstick Fritter Bound for these Guys!”
Warm Up: Quick loop around Soccer fields and circle up in lot.

SSH x50

Daisy Pickers x15

FAC x10 Fwd/Rev

Overhead Claps x15

Seal Claps x15

Monkey Humpers x10

PAX was informed of Delegation Week Day 4 and today’s luck winner was M4L
The Workout: Mosey to the halfpipe hill. Crab Walk with feet first up the hill. Army crawl up the hill.

Indian Run over to Big lot for 10 Rounds with Tyson.  Burpees, Merkins, Squats, WW2 in the corners. I believe we did 4 rounds 10-7 🙂

Mosey over to the abyss. Bear Crawl Face Fwd down the stairs, SSH for the PAX to complete and recover on the jog backup. Repeat x2. Indian run back to lot

Mary: Pickle Pounders x25, Boat Canoes x20, American Hammers x10
Announcements: Frosty Dec 7.  F3 Southwake Holiday Party Dec 14, Please RSVP or just showup.  Oakwood 24hr with Frey Daddy Dec 21
T-Claps (Recognition): Grimmace for coming backout to the gloom after his debut at Ground Pounder
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Crablegs. Yosemite’s church family for the passing of a young lady in a car wreck

Delegation Tour Day 3

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EC: Fromunga, Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC
Warm Up: This is getting a little repetitive at this point…maybe tomorrow we don’t start with….. SSH x50? I guess you will have to show at Disney to find out 🙂

SSH x50

Smurf Jacks x25

Good Mornings x10

IW/Hill x15 Each

Merkins x10

YHC announced to the PAX Delegation Tour continues. A wise man once told me that any Pax should be able to Q on the spot at anytime, anywhere. That wise man was delegated 20 minutes of beatdown this morning – Double D!

The Workout:

Double D Mosey us over to the big hill by main st. for 11’s. Burbees at the bottom (increments starting at 1), Bear Crawl up, LBC x11 at the top and then crawl bear back down. Repeat until Burbees reached 7

Mosey over to the baseball diamond for up/down wheelbarrow merkins on the bleachers. DQ (Delegate Q) was notified he had 3 minutes left and we mosey to the parking lot for bear crawl 2 spaces, crab walk backwards to start and repeat until 8 spots.

YHC took back over and led the Pax to the Tennis Courts. We lined up long ways for suicides on the outside lines of the courts. We then grabbed some wall for BTTW shoulder taps x25, Peoples Chair. Repeat suicides and meet back at wall. BTTW Shoulder Taps x15, Peoples Chair Hallelujah x15, repeat 2x
Mary: (Copy Paste from yesterdays workout) Low Slow Flutters x25, American Hammers x20, LBC’s x20, Boat Canoes x25, Pickle Pounders x25
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP is Dec. 7 Shirt order by Midnight tonight. Holiday Party Dec 14, RSVP
T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinkles! After the workout we had some great fellowship at Stick Boy and I had the privelage of talking with Sprinkles. It took a while to EH this guy by Double D and 3rd Cousin but Big T-Claps for his commitment since showing up August 12th. Sprinkles has been committed to 6x a week! Hard work is paying off, he was crushing it out there today!
Prayer: Quiver and his family. We are here for you Quiver, we may not know what to say/do to help, but we are hear to listen and support you in any way we can brother.  Fromunga’s co-worker with Kidney Failure.

Enjoyed coming down to the Quay! If you don’t make the trip enough, it’s not a whole lot extra time to get there in the mornings from the HS workouts. The way home is a different story 🙂  Worth the trip HIM’s!

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 2

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EC: Moby, Blue Hen, Flannigan, Brony, Alpine
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot and back to the side lot

SSH x50

Daisy Pickers x15

FAC x15 fwd & rev

Overhead Claps x15

Seal Claps x15

Pax was informed about Delegation week and YHC delegated 20min to Pikachu -Not my best idea 🙂
The Workout:

Mosey to the brick pile, which is now located in the woods behind the track

Bear Crawl Jack Web Hallelujah’s 1:3 ratio and we made it to 5 with the bricks in our hands for bear crawl/crawl bear and Hallelujah’s and the Merkins….

Mosey to the Playground and pair up. Partner 1 Pull Ups x10, Partner 2 People’s Chair with Bricks on legs. Repeat 2x

BTW x25 with Bricks in hands

YHC took back over and we mosey the bricks back to the woods

Mosey to straightaway on side of building for Stack-em Up Peeping Lipsticks . Picked out 5 locations before the gate and did 2x Peeping Lipstick increments until x10 at the gate. Round 2 we swapped Peeping Lipstick’s for Merkins. Thanks to Slide Rule for completing round 1 first and allowing the PAX to do merkins instead of Peeping Lipstick’s for round 2.

Chill Cut for six and Pickle Pounders x20

Mary: Low Slow Flutters x20, American Hammers x20, LBC’s x44
Announcements: Frosty Dec. 7 Shirt orders by 11/20 Tomorrow!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Pax running this weekend

Lipstick Delegation Tour Day 1

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EC: Papa Emeril, Slide Rule, UTI, Dawgpound, Cowboy, 187, Axe
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot and circle up on BBall courts.

SSH x50

IW x15

Hil x15

Plank position: Hand Release Merkins x10

Mountain Climbers x10

At this point YHC informed the Pax that it was delegation week. YHC would be Qing 5 straight days and delegating a 20min portion of the workout to a PAX member.  Day 1 UTI was choosen
The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile and bring a rock back to the BBall courts.

On your six and air press x20

American Hammers x20

Overhead Press x20

Repeat x2

Then UTI delgated his delegated portion to Dawgpound for Rock sings. YHC had enough when Sir Dawg got up to 44 count and took the Q back over.  Rocks returned

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp and split in two groups.

Group 1: Run to staircase and go up and down 3x with Star Jumps x10 at the bottom and run back

Group 2: Hand Release Merkins x10, Merkins x10, Childs Pose for 10 seconds (Q was a little sore from the weekend) Diamond Merkins x10 Repeato until Group 1 came back.

Group 1/2 switch and repeat x2
Mary: Low Slow Flutters x20, LBC x20, Box Cutters x20
Announcements: Frosty December 7. Shirt Orders by 11/20
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI for picking up the Co-Q in the moment (wink, wink)
Prayer: Quiver’s Family, Pax running this weekend

Enjoyed it, See you at the Nut