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The Warden Went Down To Captain Caveman

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The Warden went down to Caveman and he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind and looking to make a deal. He came across the HIM sitting in his truck and he say boy let me tell you what. I bet you didn’t know but im an EC’er too and if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you. Now you run pretty good ole boy but give the Warden his due, I’ll bet a Mace of gold against your soul that says I’m better than you. The boy said my name Dahmer and it might be sin, but ill take your bet to cause your gonna regret as I’m the best that’s ever been. Dahmer raise up your lighted vest and run your legs hard cause Hell’s broke loose in the Springs and the warden outs of the Quay, if you run this 2 miles hard you get this shiny Mace made of steel and if you lose you have to work out anyway.

The warden said let me start this show and AC/DC flew from his phone and a band of HIM’s joined in Lipstick, Hurts-a-Little, and Tail Pipes joined in and sounded something like this.

A mosey around the parking lot and up the stairs for a 22 count of Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers/Hillibilies followed by some up, side, and back parking lot tracing back to the start for a few good mornings and weed pickers.

Well, that’s pretty good old son, but get in the circle and let me show you how its done, 7 stations around the horn, with a sandbag for clean and press, Mace for around the world, pain stick for Squats, Mace for lunge and shoot, Abs wheel for pain, Mace for controlled overhead chop and the heavy Mace for row your boats.

Pax rise up your effort and hit those exercises hard as the Warden is in the garage having fun, 2 mins of strait go child go, rotate and go get some more. 2 trips around the sun and we were done.

Now the Warden may have bowed his head because he knew that he was beat, by that workout that took the pax around the parking deck concrete. But when it was said and done, we will try again cause I told yall once ya son of bi!$ch I’m the best (Warden) that’s ever been, in South Wake..haha

Announcements: The May contest continues, let’s remember to accelerate each other for the right reasons.

Closed in Prayer

And this concludes Brony’s April participation

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FNGs: None

Warm Up:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • IW x 10 IC
  • HB x 10 IC
  • GM x 15 IC
  • LBC x 15 IC
  • Merkin x 10

The Workout:

PAX moseyed to the tennis courts for a sequence of 4-Corners.

Rd 1:

  • 7 merkins
  • 7 merkins + 14 lunges
  • 7 merkins + 14 lunges + 21 shoulder taps
  • 7 merkins + 14 lunges + 28 squats

Intermission:

  • PAX in single file plank hold; indian run via bear crawl
    Across 2 tennis courts and back.

Rd 2 (in reverse)

  • 28 squats
  • 28 squats + 21 shoulder taps
  • 28 squats + 21 shoulder taps + 14 lunges
  • 28 squats + 21 shoulder taps + 14 lunges + 7 merkins

After the tennis court session; we moseyed to the clubhouse patio area for 3 rounds of

  • Derkins x 10
  • Irkins x 10
  • Dips x 10

Followed by a couple minutes of preachers chair. arms up, out, etc.

Mary:

  • American Hammers x 15 IC
  • Boat Canoe x 15 IC
  • 100’s (flappy arms; Q counted)
  • 5 burpees OYO

Announcements: None

Prayer:  Baby Weston’s continued fight.

No rock judgement

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FNGs: None today
Warm Up:

SSH x10

Daisy Picker x10

Sir Fazio x10 forward/backward

Mosey to the rock pile
The Workout:

Rock reps around the circle for:

  • Curls for the girls
  • Triceps
  • Upright rows
  • Groundpounders

Repeato for a few rounds

Mosey towards the amphitheater with a stop along the way for plank shuffles in the goose poop and some merkins.

At the amphitheater alternate step ups with balls to the wall/preachers chair.

A round of irkins/derkins/dips.

Mosey back to the tennis court for a visit from Imagine Dragons and Thunder – we held squat the whole song with a full squat on every Thunder.

Mary:

LBCs, Side Planks, and some yoga
Announcements:

Long ass run this weekend

3rd F opportunities coming up – see Slack/Facebook
Prayer:

Vasoline and Doc’s 2.0s for upcoming surgeries

Anniversary at the Nut (all men invited!)

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Today marks 4 years since Tonka (welcome back!) picked me up and drove me to a M4L Q at Disney.  Speaking of M4L….he HC’d for today’s workout but apparently got lost coming to the South Side.  To celebrate the anniversary, I even logged into the neighborhood FB page and put up a recruitment post.  It was worth it as we had an FNG join us in 30 degree temps for his first post!

FNGs: Hurts a Little (Ask Da Business what the alternative was…)
Warm Up: Disclaimer was given and we were off.  Quick lap, SSHx20, Imperial Squat Walkers, Fazio Arm Circles got us started.  Had to end with Devil Burpees x 5 (these will reappear….)
The Workout:

Part1: Wheelbarrow (yes, we touched ankles.  I don’t think anyone breathes from an ankle…) up the main lot.  Every parking space, add a merkin (1x, 2x, 3x, etc).  When you get tired, swap with partner and reset count to 1.  *Except*, every swap is an extra burpee (1, then 2, etc).  I think most teams made it to the top around 6 or 7 burpees.  Come back down until last group finishes.  Pretty sure I saw one team almost all the way back to the start…

Part2: Pullups & BTTW

Part2.1: Pullup bars were frozen, no go.  Head to hill and do a little homage to M4L’s intro workout for me.  11’s on the hill, squats at the top, burpees at the bottom (run backwards, of course).  Ended with a circle of burpees.

Part 3: BTTW with a Irkin/Dirkin/Dipx5 timer.  Repeat-o

Part 4: Bat Flipping time!  I promised Pikachu some bat flipping opportunities, but he wanted to go stand still or something this morning.  8x Devil Burpees set the pace — line up in order how you finished.

Split into 4 “equal” teams based on order of finish.  Relay race: last guy to finish ran to 1st light pole, 2nd to 2nd pole, and first guy to finish ran the whole lane.  Winning team didn’t have to do burpees.
Repeato, only flip order.  Nice job by the FNG here!

Recover on the very slow mosey.

Bear crawl back to the start.
Mary: Circle of Mary, 10 count each

Announcements: ?
T-Claps (Recognition): Great job seeing Tonka & an FNG out this morning.
Prayer: Peak Weak had a client die of cancer unexpectedly; only a few months from initial diagnosis to his passing; leaves behind family and small kids.  Heartbreaking.

Good to be with you all for 4 years.  Looking forward to a better year than 2020.