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It’s all about the density…

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A lot of mumble chatter this morning. Is density important? Some say yes. Mumble chatter took over the mini-Murph and several PAX started suckling the Honey Suckle. Had to get everyone back on track.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings x10, Willie Mays Hayes x10, Daisy pickers x10, Side straddle hops x20, Seal Claps x10, Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward, x10 backward

The Workout: Mosey to the big rock pile. Pick a medium-big rock of your choice.
Curls for the girls, Wonder bras, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep press, Ground Pounders, Repeat
Chest presses, Box cutters, Low slow flutters, Repeat
Mosey to the Playground for the Mini-Murph: 5 pull ups, 10 Merkins, 15 squats, Repeat for 5 sets total
Mosey to parking lot for a Round of 7: Star jumps, Carolina dry docks

Mary: LBC’s x10, Plank hold approx. 30 sec, Raise left hand for approx. 15 sec, Raise right hand for approx.15 sec, Plank hold count to 60 to finish off the workout.

Announcements: Memorial Day Murph on Monday. 7:00 AM at Womble Park? Need to verify that.

Prayer: @Shredder took us out with prayer. Prayers for @DOA who’s on his second interview for a new job! Thank God for @Stubs clear test! Prayers for these men and all our families.

I’m on a boat

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Co-Q YHC & HazMat

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Good morning, Daisy Pickers, Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walkers, Willie Maze Haze
The Workout: Rock circuit: rotate one to the left after each set; 3×10 Rows, Wonder Bras, Squats; 3×10 Triceps & Curls; Playground circuit: Each PAX did 3×10 pull-ups with assistance if needed; Basketball circuit: Played knockout, if knocked out did 20 count exercise before jumping back in (SSH, Merkins, Low slow flutter)

Mary: Good morning and Willie Maze Haze
Announcements: Special 3rdF workout next Cletus.  Ask Breach for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Forceps for bringing the 90s rap and one hit wonders.
Prayer: Praise Stubs MRI clear; Praise Stubs’ sister able to buy home in Raleigh; pray for job change/search Forceps and his son, also Pumpkin Spice. Pray for each of our families.

Ground Pounder fun fact – Did you know?

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FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and some March Madness with Pumpkin and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and bball. Lots of mumblechatter around Nirvana vasectomies’ that didn’t smell like teem spirit and worm procreation.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), 25, 20, 25, 20, 15 and then 10  Merkins and SSH.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a reasonable rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

Mosey to the basketball court

PAX played 3 on 4 bball and every basket resulted in a set of 10×3 ct exercises. Scoring was much higher than I anticipated (much higher).

Exercises: 4 sets of 10×3 ct LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Heel Taps, Lunges, Freddie Mercuries

Prayer Requests:  For DOA’s father in law Wes going through cancer treatment and for strength for Wes’s wife and family. Forceps son’s decision to finish college here or move (still up in the air).

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K this Friday March 25th at Cletus.

GP Mumblechatter – Lots of talk about crabs

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FNGs: None 

5 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs with Hazmat and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and discs. Lots of mumblechatter around crabs.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Seal Claps and overhead claps, 20x3ct SSH.  So much mumblechatter we lost count numerous times.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. On our six for 2 rounds of 10x3cts of Chest Press, Box Cutters, LSF.

3 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving a disc toward basket (squat hold while ya wait). Exercise before and after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: 20 Merkins;  10x3ct Imperial Walkers, 10x3ct Hillbillies, 10×3 ct Squats

Hole 2 Exercises: 50 ct Balls to the Walls, 10x3ct SSH, 10x3ct Plank Jacks, 10x3ct Freddie Mercuries

Hole 3 Exercises: 10x3ct Mnt Climbers, 10 Star Jumps, 10x3ct Lunge Jumps

Prayer Requests:   Those suffering from mental or physical challenges (particularly YHCs best friend’s sister Ky), Gump’s final interview process, for God to intercede and provide direction for Frenchie to make the right decision for college.

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K later this month.

Ground Pounder – 2/26/22

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5 at GP. The q-sheet was open with Forceps being down in Wilmington running the half so YHC (Shredder) took the lead.
Warm Up: 25x SSH, SFAC (10 f&b), seal claps, and overhead claps. 25 more SSH. Imperial walkers, hillbillies,Frankenstein‘s, Willie Mays Hayes, Daisy pickers, and good mornings, All 10ea. each in cadence.
The Workout: Pax moseyed to the small rock pile first to grab two rocks that you can hold, one per hand. Then to the large rock pile to get a respectable rock. We then circled up and ran through an assortment of slower exercises with the large rocks and then rotated to the left for higher reps with the small rocks, rotating to the left after each set. 10 curls for the girls in cadence slow followed by 50 half curls up follow by 50 half curls down. This theme was continued with overhead tricep press, rut  rows, wonder bras, bus drivers, and ground powers. We also mixed in some other back and shoulders drills with the small rocks. Then put back the rocks and mosey to the playground for step ups, TuT dips, box jumps, more  TuT dips.
Mary: pax rotated with 10 each of your exercise of choice. Including merkins, Low SLOW flutter, heel taps, box cutters, and a new excessive from Motor Boating that is the fast person of low slow flutter which is evidently called low fast slutter.
Announcements: Pax in Wrightsville running the 1/2. Road cleanup at Neadmore.
Prayer: YHC took us out.

What kind of workout is this?

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FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP on a perfectly sunny morning for boulders and discs.  YHC brought the music box and discs. Lots of mumblechatter around colon health thanks to YHCs latex gloves I put on under my workout gloves to keep them warm. DOA asked “What kind of workout is this?” 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

4 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving a disc toward basket (squat hold while ya wait). Exercise after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: 10 Merkins;  10×3 ct Squats

Hole 2 Exercises: 10x3ct SSH, 10×3 ct LBCs

Hole 3 Exercises: 10 Lunges, 10 Imperial Walkers

Hole 4 Exercises: 10x3ct Plank Jacks, 10x3ct Low Slow Flutter

Prayer Requests:   Forceps: 2nd Anniversary of son’s passing; Those suffering from mental or physical challenges. Praise Quiver’s daughter took his wife to FIA this AM.

Announcements: Long Ass Run ongoing, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st 5K March 5th.

If we do anymore double Merkin burpee’s I’m gonna punch you in the dick

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FNGs: NONE
Warm Up: Arm Circles Fwd/Rev, SSH, high knees, quad stretches, upper body stretches.
The Workout: mosey to Stinson, tactically the 6th lamp post.

Lamp post 1: 10 merkins, 10 cadence SSH, 5 Double Merkins Burpee’s, 10 6in hold knee to chest, 10 cadence mountain climbers, 10 squat jumps. Rinse and repeat for 6 lamp posts to car park.

3 sets of : 10 Diamond merkins, 10 cadence SSH, 5 Double Merkins Burpee’s, 10 cadence 6inch, 10 cadence 45°, 10 cadence 90°, 10 cadence 45°, 10 6in knee to chest, 10 cadence mountain climbers, 10 jump squats.

mosey to amphitheater:10 cadence balls, 15 cadence preacher chair, 5 cadence balls shoulder taps, 15 cadence preacher chair.

Mary:15 cadence LBC, 15 cadence crab high heel taps, 10 fwd/rev box cutters, 15 cadence American hammers. Next,  15 cadence LBC, 15 cadence high heel taps, 10 cadence 6inch, 10 cadence 45°, 10 cadence 90°, 10 cadence 45°, 10 6in knee to chest, 5 fwd/Rev box cutters.

2ndF: at Tapline… 

Announcements: long ass run….
Prayer: @gump, PAX finishing final training for Wrightsville.

Lots of frozen fingers at GP

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FNGs: None 

4 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning to freeze your hands on boulders.  YHC brought the music box and discs. Plenty of good mumblechatter

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

3 sets of 10x3ct:  Rock Press and  Skull Crushers

1 set of 10×3 ct: Windshield Wipers, Low Slow Flutter, Box cutters

2 sets of 10×3 ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent) and Single Arm Merkins.

3 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving a disc toward basket (squat hold while ya wait). Exercise after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: 5 burpees and 10×3 ct LBCs

Hole 2 Exercises: 10 Merkins, 10x3ct SSH,

Hole 3 Exercises: 10 Squats, 10 Star Jumps

Prayer Requests:  Gump lost his father this week, those suffering from mental or physical challenges and sickness.

Announcements: Long Ass Run next Sat, Wilmington Marathon Feb 26th and Triangle Tri in June

T-Claps  – Yogurt can toss a disc a hell of a long way

Farva’s 35th Birthday Beatdown

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FNGs:N/a
Warm Up:4 for 2+ miles EC then returned to find a parking lot full of PAX who had no idea what they were in for. Did a quick mosey around the parking lot along with some line agility drills, circled up for side straddle hops, arm circles forward and reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, and good mornings.
The Workout: I told everyone to partner up by size and what weight they’d like to use. There were 2 45lb plates, 2 35lb plates, 2 25lb plates, 2 70lb dumbbells, and a 75(ish)lb atlas stone. Then I proceeded to lay out the Farva 35 challenge.

Fun with Dora

Alley work

Rinse and Repeat

Victory Lap

And finally 35 man maker burpees

First Dora using one of the plates was 100 curls for the girls(in cadence), 100 overhead press (in cadence), 100 tricep extensions(in cadence), and 50 merkins together with your partner. The Pax that wasn’t doing the reps ran line agility down the parking lot and back before switching.

Alley work- grab a dumbbell or atlas stone and go down half of the alley and back. Switch with your partner as needed, the partner not carrying the weight would bear crawl or duck walk.

Rinse and repeat, but the Dora this time was 100 weighted squats(cadence), 100 mtn climbers(cadence), 100 chair kicks, and 50 monkey humpers (in cadence) together with your partner. The pax not doing reps went down and back as before. Then back to the alley to finish the rinse and repeat.

Next was a victory lap around the school to celebrate what you’d just accomplished.

Finally this beatdown was to end with 35 man maker burpees.

Mary: All pax helped finish out the Burpees with no time to spare.
Announcements: Q sheet opportunities
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone who made it out to support my birthday Q!
Prayer: I took us out

We all got crabs and someone lost their pancreas

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FNGs: None 

10 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning for boulders.  YHC brought the music box and discs

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Imperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH and 5 Burpees OYO for tardiness     Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Rut Rows, Squats and Ground Pounders.

2 sets of 10x3ct:  Rock Press and  Skull Crushers

1 set of 10×3 ct (10 min abs): Windshield Wipers, Low Slow Flutter, WWIIs, Box cutters

2 sets of 10×3 ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent) and Single Arm Merkins.

Partner Up and do 2 sets each of Ice Cold Rock Planks and Get your Crabs Plank on while other runs 50 yards.

Mosey to the Putting Green

8 ish rounds of Get ‘er in the hole:  Pax take turns putting discs at basket and return to LBCs. Make the put and you can walk to the basket to retrieve discs, miss and you have to Bear Crawl to the basket and Craw Bear back before you can retrieve discs.  In between every 2 sets PAX exercise 10 ct of Merkins, SSH, Squats, and Star Jump. Shredder was hit in the small of the back and apparently felt pain in his pancreas even though its not located there. 

Mosey to Wall of Pain for 2 sets of 10 x 8 ct Step ups, 10×3 ct Dips and 10×3 ct Erkins

Prayer Requests:  Kids back in school amid spike in COVID, big event for Cancun next Friday (48 hr Ruck),  Motor Boatin’s brother going through a divorce after 25 yrs of marriage.

Announcements: Long Ass Run some time in Feb, MLK 3rd F Opps (Travis Manion and Town of Holly Springs), Q source has started this week,

T-Claps (Recognition):  HazMat laid down 4 workouts this week.