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Ground Pounder 8/20/22

You got to end with Star Jumps because everyone is a Star!

FNGs: Welcome new FNG Dogecoin!
Warm Up: Good mornings x10, Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward, x10 backward, Willie Mays Hayes x10, Daisy pickers x10, Side Straddle Hops x 20
The Workout: Mosey to the big rock pile. Pick a medium-big rock of your choice. Rotate 2 rocks to the left after every set.
Curls for the girls, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep press, Wonder bras, Ground Pounders
Repeat Rock sets and sets. Return your rocks.
Building wall: Balls to the wall: each PAX 10 count, People’s chair: each PAX 10 count. Balls to the wall again: each PAX 10 count, People’s chair with one leg elevated-alternate each PAX 10 count.
Short wall at playground: Irkins x 10 with cadence, Dirkins x 10 with cadence, Dips x 10 with cadence, Step ups x 7 per leg. Finish with Irkins x 10 count, Dirkins x 10 count, Dips x 10 count, Step ups x 7 per leg.
Mary: Plank hold each PAX 10 second count. Around the horn: Toe taps, low slow flutters, Merkins, standing raised crunches & final finish with DOA’s need for Star Jumps x5 OYO!
Announcements: Welcome FNG Dogecoin introduced to F3 & Ground Pounder by Sunshine!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: DOA’s daughter, Gump’s friends & thanks for Stubs’ new job!

GP isn’t really GP without completely inappropriate mumblechatter

FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs.  Mumblechatter that made Pumpkin Spice blush. Topics included menstration cycles, transitioning, that’s what she said,  consent forms, built to grow not show, etc

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Daisy Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows, and Ground Pounders, and everyone’s favorite – Bus Drivers

2 sets of 10x3ct: Rock Press and Skull Crushers

1 Set of 10x3ct:  Low Slow Flutter, 6 inches, Box Cutters, Plank Rock Spanks, Rockies, Homer to Marge (GP style ie. with rocks),

Mosey to the basketball court

Round 1: PAX throw basketball; 3 stations 3 attempts at each station (2 free throws and one layup) till a basket is made. Miss all three shots at a station to earn a 5 Burpee penalty. PAX not shooting do exercises, changing between shooters.

Exercises: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Prisoner Squats, SSH, Frankensteins,

Round 2: PAX attempt to throw a kickball into the basket to add a level of difficulty.

Exercises: LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Squats, Heismans, Plank Jacks, Lunges

COT: Catch our breath

T-Claps: Cancun wore a ruck throughout most of the workout

Prayer Requests:   Prayers for Gump’s daughter moving out, DOA’s son tummy illness, Forceps – fathering with a more compassionate heart.

Announcements: Derek Davis 5K

We all have two brains

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FNGs: None 

4 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs.  Mumblechatter was on point as expected.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Willy Mays Haze, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Daisy Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers.

Quick Feet down the parking lot and Bear Crawl back.  Plank walk across the lot and 1 Merkin in between each parking block. 

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows, and Ground Pounders,

2 sets of 10x3ct:Rock Press and Skull Crushers

1 Set of 10x3ct:  Low Slow Flutter, Box Cutters, Plank Spanks,  Single Arm Merkins, Rockies, LBCs, Heal Taps, Homer to Marge (GP style ie. with rocks), Mountain Climbers, Carolina Dry Docks

6 rounds of Disc putting: 2 rounds of Bear Crawl, Lunge Walk, and then Split Jack to the basket if you miss holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Played one hole of disc golf  – best of two throws.

COT: light stretching: Downward Dog to Pigeon Pose to Calf Stretches

Prayer Requests:   Prayers for Stub’s new job at Lowe’s and for those traveling or dealing with COVID or loved ones with COVID.

Announcements: F3 Picnic today, Derek Davis 5K, HSHM pricing going up soon

Ground Pounder 7/23/22

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good mornings x10, Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward, x10 backward, Merkins x 15, Willie Mays Hayes x10, Daisy pickers x10, Side Straddle Hops x 20

The Workout:.

Mosey to the big rock pile. Pick a medium-big rock of your choice. Mosey to a spot in the shade.
Curls for the girls, Wonder bras, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep press, Ground Pounders, Rock Squats
On your six:
Chest presses x10, Skull crushers, Box cutters, Low slow flutters
Repeat Rock sets and sets on your six
Wall #1: Balls to the wall, People’s chair with one PAX running around the building. Balls to the wall again. People’s chair with one leg elevated. 4 x 10 counts per PAX.
Wall #2: Step ups x 10 per leg, Irkins x 10, Dips x 10, Dirkins x 10. Repeat.

Mary:

Freddie Mercury’s x10, Plank in chillcut formation. Approx. 3 minutes. Raise one arm x 30 seconds.

Announcements:

July cookout

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayers

First (but not last) Kickball game at GP

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 10x3ct of: Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Calf Stretches, Windmills
The Workout: PAX mosey to field and set up bases for kickball. Teams were 4 on 5. First 30 min PAX did exercise until ball was kicked then fielders did 5 Merkins before they could field the ball.  Because this resulted in a lot of scoring we switched to 1 Merkin before fielding.  The pitcher occasionally (YCH included) failed to remember the Merkin and any actions they took were negated by said failure. Score ended at 12 to 12 when one HIM kicked the ball way foul and time expired. Exercises included SSH, Squats, Frankensteins, Split Jacks, American Hammers,  LBCs, WW2s, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly’s, Sir Fozzy Arm Circles, etc
Mary: Just circled up and conducted standard COT
Announcements: July 30th F3 Picnic sign up, Bottle Share at Lipsync’s/Gumps’s place.

T-Claps (Recognition): Both Pikachu and Skidmark ran 15 miles prior to posting GP
Prayer: Praise and prayer for Gigawatt’s SON moving out of the home to begin HIS new journey of adulthood.  Gump daughter parasailing today, Prayer for those traveling and moving especially Skidmark traveling for uncle’s funeral this week.

Ground Pounder with the co-founder

FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs.  Great to see Stubs back.  Mumblechatter was amazing as expected.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Windmills, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Daisy Pickers, Seal Claps, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Press, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows, Bus Drivers and Ground Pounders,

2 sets of 10x3ct:Rock Press and Skull Crushers

1 Set of 10x3ct:  6 inches, Box Cutters, 30ct 6 Inches, Rock Spanks (w/ & w/o consent), Single Arm Merkins, Rockies, 30 ct Chilcutt Planks, Homer to Marge (GP style ie. with rocks)

2 sets of 70 ct Balls to the Walls and Preachers Chair (regular and Moroccan night club style)

2 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving discs toward basket. PAX Squat Hold while we waited, 20 SSH after a quick mosey to our disc

COT: light stretching and Willy Mays Haze

Prayer Requests:   Sub’s appreciation for F3 helping his family in time of need and praise for his recovery and return, Prayers for Stub’s loved ones moving states, Prayers for Ponzi’s family as their daughter starts school soon for the first time.

Announcements: F3 Picnic and Bottle Shared coming up in July

Groundpounder 6/25

8 pax took on a warm Sat morning at the Groundpounder. (Cancun, Forceps, Gump, Cupid, Pumpkin Spice, Finkle 8-bit, and Breach on the Q) 

Warm Up: 22 counts of ( SSH, Windmills, Frankensteins Imperial Walkers/Hillbilles and Squats)

The Workout: What would ground pounder be without some rock work, so we moseyed over to the rock pile to get a rock to share. All pax would perform an exercise and then move around the circle in a plank position and do a rock merkin at each rock you pass, so caring was absolutely sharing. We then took a short mosey up and down the hills in a snake pattern to make bystanders think that we didn’t know where we were going, a quick stop at the railing for some Irkins and Dips before heading over to the basketball court.

We split into 2 teams of 4 and did what can only be described as backyard fast-break basketball. Our shooting and dribbling skills could use some work, but “Shaq” Cancun used his size to his advantage and got a lot of rebounds along the way. Overall it was a sweaty rendition of summer b-ball and no injuries were reported.

Announcements: Still looking for volunteers for the 5th celebration in HS, Picnic on July 30th

Closed in Prayer:

Groundpounder 6/18

4 PAx for a make-it-up as we go GroundPounder (Cancun, Gump, Forceps and Breach on the Q) 

Warm-Up: 22 counts of SSH, Frankensteins, Windmills and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout:  We started with a little mosey to the rock pile for some medium-sized rocks for circle work. Up and over merkins, Curls for the girls, Triceps, Wunder Bras, Groundpounders American Hammers, and Big boy sit-ups.

Moved over to the wall for some 22 cadence counts of people’s chairs and Balls to the wall, round 2 we got out Al Gore on and did some Australian mountain climbers.

Our tour of Jones park continued with some movement over behind the baseball field for some Irkins, Durkins, Dips, step-ups and some ab work with some bo cutters and heel taps.

We tried some bear crawls on the bleachers and thankfully no one took a nose dive. WE finished up with some lateral plank moves on the outfield bricks back to the parking lot

Mary: Round the horn abs to finish out the day

Announcements: F3 Picnic on July 30th

Prayers for Stubs and his family and for Forceps son David as he gets through his hazing as an electrical apprentice. 

Ground Pounder 5/28/22

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Good mornings x10, Merkins! X15, Willie Mays Hayes x10, Daisy pickers x10, Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward, x10 backward, Merkins! x15
The Workout: Mosey to the big rock pile. Pick a medium-big rock of your choice.
Curls for the girls, Wonder bras, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep press, Ground Pounders, Rock Squats, Repeat all sets.
On your six: WW1’s, Box cutters, Low slow flutters
Repeat Rock sets and sets on your six adding Chest presses
Small Circle Rocks (5-10 lb). Pick 2 nearly identical small rocks you can hold in one hand. Individual curls 20 x 3 counts, Individual tricep presses 20 x 3 counts. Repeat.
Mary: Freddie Mercury’s x10, LBC’s x10, Leg Raises: 6 inches, 45 degrees, 90 degrees, 45, 6, done
Announcements: Memorial Day Murph.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Prayers that David’s interviews go well. Gump’s family traveling to Florida. Davis’ recouperation.

Sheepdog – 5/13/22; Build a Panda

FNGs: None

Warm Up: A little follow the leader, then intervals of Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, SFAC front and back, SSH, Daisy Pickers, Michael Phelps, & Frankensteins.  Ended on speed skaters.
The Workout: Pax started a little build-a-squatted bear.

Starting with 1 squat, then bear crawl to the other end of the parking lot line, two squats, etc, up to 10 squats.  Then over to the to cover for rotations of dips/Capoeira push-ups/erkins, chest press, LBCs, Rows, and alternating lunges (front, side, back; each leg).  The pax doing the LBCs set the time with 25 in cadence.  We did 3 rounds of this.  Between each set that Panda came out with a little kung-fu action.

Announcements: Triangle Tri, coming up. Food train for Lipstick.

Prayer: Job situations, family, Lypstick’s wife.