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Tiger – Ween

As the Q rode in to TigerBlood with a Tiger in the passenger seat a small group was gathered.  The crowd increased including Spiderman.  A brief discussion was had trying to figure out the mystery Spiderman that wouldn’t talk.  I believe this webmaster likes bananas.

As the clock struck 5:30am the group was off for a quick mosey over to the front of the elementary school around the picnic tables for a warm-up.

FNGs:N/A

Warm Up:

  • Good Mornings X 20 IC
  • SSH X 31 IC
  • Merkin clock – around picnic tables.  Started at noon in the derkin position, moved over to 3 o’clock, to 6 o’clock, to 9 o’clock.
  • Jump Ups X 20 IC

The Workout:

The PAX made their way over to the bloody wall for some H – A – L – L – O – W – E – E – N.  Here is how things went down…

H – Happy Jacks X 20 IC – A SSH was executed and after every 5, 2 jump squats were done, until the group made it to 20.

A – Apollo Creed Burpee X 10 – That’s right, a one armed burpee.

L-LL Cool J X 20 in somewhat cadence – Alternating lunges followed by a burbee and a jump squat.  The burpee is the “cool” in LL cool J.

L – Ladder Jacks – SSH X10 IC, Seal Jacks X 10 IC, smurf jacks X 10 IC,  and plank jacks X 10 IC

O – One -Legged Burpee X 10 IC

W – wave of merkins – The PAX got into a tight circle starting with Emeril (not to his liking) with a 1 making our way around the circle. After reaching 5 the wave of merkins continued back down to 1.

E– Elevens – Balls to wall, merkins on the curb.  Started with 10 B2W and 1 merkins working our way back to 1 B2W and 10 merkins.

E – Elevens – Curb jumps  and dips.  Started with 10 curb jumps and 1 dips working our way back to 1 curb jump and 10 dips.

N– Narrow squats – X20 IC.  Feet together knocking out a squat.

The combination of getting after Halloween, the costumes, and humidity had the PAX working up a good sweat by this point.  Spiderman had yet to identify the real man behind the mask, but certainly had superhuman powers as he crushed the workout. The Tigerman was close to blood, but managed  to get away with just some mud.

The PAX did an Indian Run behind the school back to the parking lot.

The Q quickly pulled out a speaker for Ghostbusters.  With everyone holding the plank as the music started the group was instructed to knock out a burpee everytime “Ghostbusters” was said and plank jacks every time  “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts”.

Mary:

  • LBC X 20 IC
  • Freddie Mercury X 20 IC
  • 6 inch leg hold X 31 IC
  • Flutter kicks X 20 IC
  • Homer to Marge X 20 IC
  • Boat Canoe X 20 IC

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP 12/07 and SW xmass party 12/14 (?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Those who managed to make it through this work-out in a costume.

Prayer:

All those going out to collect candy and all unspoken prayers.

Fritter Favorites

I got asked to Q Thunder.  I was excited for it is a zero run workout and I didn’t have Kettlebells.   It allowed us to do some rock work and create some new exercises.  I asked some of the Fritter boys what are their favorite Chest, Back and Leg exercises.  This set the agenda, but I did modify them.  I cannot say how much having accountability in F3 makes F3 easier and enjoyable.  About a year ago part of my shield lock formed without me knowing what a shield lock was.   A couple of us gravitated to each other looking for hard workouts and pushing each other and holding each other accountable.  Just like this Q things are easier when you have a group of guys to depend on.

FNGs:  None
Warm Up:

Jog to the rock pile and circled up
Good Mornings
Fazio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers

Grab two small rocks you can hold in each hand.  Partner up and head to the Amphitheater.

The Workout:

3 Rounds of the Emeril Flow:
10 Fruity Peebles (This is  new exercise.  Emeril said T Merkins.  This is a modification of T Merkins with the rocks.  Staring with the rocks next to you hands in a plank position go down for the push up.  Do a hand release and grab the rocks.  Extend your arms out to the side.  Bring them back in and extend them  forward, in front of your head.  Bring the rocks back to their starting place.  Finish the pushup.  That my friends is a Fruity Peebles   — New Exercise

10 Goblet Squat Press (Emeril said Jump Squats, but with my achilles I’m not doing them)
10 E2K each side

3 Rounds of the Dumbo Flow:
10 Broke Back Derkins
10 Cliffhangers (Go to the edge of the Amphitheater  have your upper body hang over the edge. Do a big boy sit up)  — New Exercise

3 Rounds of Pablo Flow:
10 Bulgarian Split Squats Each Leg
7 Mickey Mouse Push ups
15 LBC

3 Rounds Dawgpound Flow:
5 Each Leg Front to Back Lunge Holding the rocks
20 Alternating Chest Press in Bridge Pose
Batwing with Ralphies
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Ralphies

Mary:

Staying at the amphitheater:

2 Rounds of
Homer to Marge  (Dumbo Favorite)
Midget Cookie Pouches
Toe Taps

Jog to the rock pile

Circle up for some light stretching

Announcements:

The Frosty is a coming!!!   Mark your calendars December 7th

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

All pax health
All unspoken prayers

Do you like to run? Not really. Hmmmm

YHC rolled into the parking lot to see Third Cousin waiting.   As we got out of our cars to stretch I asked him if he liked to run.  He said not really.   I told him we were running so get ready.
Rest of the crew showed up including Alpine who ran from his house to the workout.  As he typically also runs home I guess that counts for EC.  The only EC of the morning.  Might have been a good thing as a couple of us got 6 miles in at Paradise City yesterday and my goal was another 3 this morning.

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up
: x10 SSH, x10 Good Mornings in the parking lot.  On the jog stop for x10 each way Fozzy Arm Circles.

The Workout
:   Indian Run to Rovisys.  OTW stops for warmup exercises and Russian Dips.  At Rovisys partner up.   Partner A run up the hill around to the top of the ramp. Merkins waiting on your Partner B as they bear crawl up the ramp.  Once together x20 Jump Squats.   Partner A typewriter down the ramp on the railings.  Partner B run around to the bottom of the ramp. Merkins while you wait.
Partner A does bear crawl while Partner B does the run up the hill.   x20 Jump Squats when you meet.   Partner B does the typewriters while Partner A runs around to the bottom of the ramp.  x20 Jump Squats before Indian Run back to the school.  Stops on the way for x5 Yurpees, Derkins.

At the school partners run opposite direction at the circle in the front of the school.  When you meet x5 War Hammers.  Keep running, meet again x5 War Hammers.  Repeat x4, x4, x3, x3, x2, x2, x1, x1.

To the small wall in front of the school.  Step ups, Russian Dips, Derkins, Steps Ups, Urkins, T-Merkins

My watch showed 3.2 miles overall.

Mary
:  LBC’s, Low Slow Flutter, War Hammers

Announcements
:  Shield Lock Challenge 2020.  Dec 7 Frosty workout.  Dec 14 Christmas Party.  Ruck Nov 15th or 17th to collect food for Durham Homeless. Breach will post details on Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition)
: N/A

Prayer
: None.  YHC took us out

High Intensity Boot Camp

YHC signed up to Q Paradise City with every intention of helping it earn its High Intensity Boot Camp badge and possible setting a distance record for the AO in the process.

Ran over to arrive at 0515 to see some ECers out there – Yogurt, Pablo, Emeril, Dawgpound, Buford, and YHC rolled out a minute late (something about waiting for Dawgpound) and got some bonus miles in.

Come show time it was clear we were going to be an intimate 8 today. 0545 came around and we were off.

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Mosey to the ticket booth, circle up in squat hold for x10 IC Smuf Jacks

Mosey to opposite corner of park for x10 windmill IC

Mosey back to basketball court for x10 reverse merkins
The Workout:

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp. Pax were promised getting to visualize finishing HS Half in a few weeks so we spent some quality time on the ramp.

First stop – run from the concrete/asphalt change to the 1st foul ball market, do 5 star jumps, then back. Next trip up go to the 2nd market. Repeat all the way through the 5 markers.

Pax then picked up the 6 and assembled for an indian run counterclockwise around the park. We stopped at the corner opposite the bottom of the ramp for 10x Frankenstein’s and then continued our indian run back to the bottom of the ramp. During this portion pax were instructed to come up with a workout for our next set of  ramp repeats, but they were warned that if they were easy we would be doing ramp runs based on lightpoles (13 of them) instead of foul ball markers.

Dawgpound request t-merkins (hand release with shoulder blades pinched at the top) and YHC decided those were challenging enough to do at foul ball markers, so we repeated the last ramp repeats but with t-merkins instead.

Pax then assembled for an indian run clockwise around the park. We stopped at the opposite corner for imperial walkers x10 IC. We then stopped again at the guard rail for russian dips x10 IC at the request of Emeril (YHC aims to please when reasonable). We finished the indian run to the bottom of the ramp and YHC asked Yogurt if he wanted foul ball marker or light pole repeats – Yogurt selected light poles (of course – there’s a reason YHC picked him to choose!) and YHC selected squats to go with that. So we did ramp repeats to each light pole with 3x squats at each stop.

This was great, but it took quite a while. YHC got so focused trying to keep up with Snap that I noticed rather suddenly that we had only 4 minutes left. YHC called for pax to come down on their next ramp repeat and head to the basketball courts for mary – apparently this was not well received as most pax finished out the last set and took their time to the basketball court. Blaming that one on not enough blood left in the brain to understand what “stay at the bottom” means.

Mary:

Freddier Mercury x10 IC

Homer to Marge – x5 IC per leg

Pidgeon pose – x10 per leg (at the request of Emeril)
Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP December 7th – sign up:

Christmas party December 14th – location is being confirmed

After this workout the web team decided Paradise City had earned its High Intensity (Running) Boot Camp designation and that is now reflected on the website. Should help us not kill an FNG.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Snap for properly dusting YHC on the last ramp repeat. Dude is for real fast.
Prayer:

Pablo’s mom going to doctor today

Emeril’s wife is picking up his parents this weekend for them to move down/in with them

We’re not coordinated enough for that

FNGs: None – but return of cotter Sputnik from Raleigh who had been 2 years since his last post and now resides in the springs. Welcome back!

Warm Up:

Breakdancer x10 IC
Tappy taps x10 IC
Good morning x10 IC
Mosey lap around lot
Frankenstein kicks
But kickers

The Workout:

Circle up for pass the bell – 50lb bell gets passed around a tight circl with pax in squat hold. When the bell gets to you you overhead press it once. We went counter clock wise.

Parnter up based on kettle bell weight and mosey to the end of the parking lot with one bell per pair

Modified beep test
Start at end of lot
Partner 1 does KB swings
Partner 2 sprints to end of lot and back
Swap and repeat
First round – 80% max speed (your partner’s swings should give you a judgement on if you’re speeding up as we keep going)
5x Yurpees – thank Emeril for digging this one out of the exicon. It’s a burpee with a clap merkin at the bottom and two tuck jumps at the top instead of the jump clap

Repeato sprints – second round 90% speed
3x Yurpees
Plank hold IC x20
Third round – 100% speed

Circle up for pass the bell again – this time clock wise

Mosey down to amphitheater with one bell per pair (apparently some confusion here…..)
Drop bells on amphitheater and get into the grass for an experiment

Groups of 3 – barrel rolls while chopping feet. This went very poorly. Emeril almost took Dawgpound out at the knees in our group. Some groups were too chicken to get grass on them. Either way, this one can go away to never come back. As Dawgpound said later “we aren’t coordinated enough for that”.

Back into groups of 2
Partner 1 does bttw
Partner 2 does 10x turkish getups.
Swap and repeat. There was some modifying here to sets of 5 getups at a time. Modify as needed.

People’s chair while waiting for the six.

Repeato turkish getups and bttw going to 6 getups this time

Mosey back to parking lot with instructions to get the heart rate back down

Circle up for pass the bell – 2 loops both directions

Thunderstruck – side straddle hop during the song, burpee every time you hear thunder or thunderstruck
Mary:

All holds 10s
Plank
One arm up plank (once each arm)
One leg up plank (once each leg)
Same side arm and leg up (once each side)
Yoga
Runner’s pose
Pidgeon pose
HAND (Have A Nice Day)
Announcements:

See slack/FB.

New Kettlebell AO starting Monday in Fuquay – same site as Mutiny.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Sputnik for getting back into the gloom!
Prayer:

Scout’s family. Dauber’s daughter and all other HS seniors figuring out their path forward.

Alphabet Soup

FNGs: Swiss Miss

Warm Up: Merkins, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings

The Workout:  PAX jogged down from the tennis courts for a quick warmup in front of the amphitheater.  From there we took the amphitheater concrete for a name game workout.   This workout was one of my favorite Thunder workouts led by John Deere.  Small change was made to the workout in that for more popular letters I added an additional exercise so we didn’t over utilize one exercise.  We picked a PAX Member and then worked thru the exercises that spelt their name.  We made it thru all the PAX with some slight modification.  Only spelt Yellow for Yellow Cake and Midget for Midget for Life.

 

A– Choose your own Ab Exercise                               N-Nipplers or Nolan Ryan

B– Burpee or Balls to Wall                                          O-One Leg Burpee or OYO Exercise

C– Carolina Dry Dock or Chilly Jacks                       P-Patty Cake Merkin(team)

D- Derkin or Dips                                                          Q-Q Choice

E- E2K (Mary) or Escalator (stepups)                       R-Reverse Crunch or Russian Dips

F- Fire Drill or Flutter Kicks                                        S-SSH or Smurf Jacks

G-Goofball or Guantanamo                                         T-Turkish Get Up or T Merkin

H- Hand Release Merkin or Homer 2M                   U-Up Downs

I-Iron Hulk or Imperial Walker                                 V-Van Goghda

J-Jump Squat                                                                 W- War Hammer

K-KNerkin – Knuckler Merkin                                   X-X’s and O’s

L-LBFC’s                                                                         Y-Yurpee

M-Monkey Humpers or Mountain Climber            Z-Zombie Walk – Lunge Walk over long area

 

Mary:  We did core work throughout the workout and didn’t have any additional time for Mary.

Announcements: Same stuff we’ve announced all week and on slack

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer: Family of girl that was hit by a car.  Some others that I forgot because i’m writing this 2 days later.

There’s a F3 name for that!

EC: Emeril, Pablo, Pikachu, 187

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH ICx20, Arm Circles F/R ICx10, Seal claps ICx10, Moroccan Nightclubs ICx10, Overhead claps ICx10, Imperial Walkers ICx10

The Workout: Mosey to the Abyss for a “Not so Lazy” Dora. Partner up. Both partners go to the bottom of the stairs for 10 jump squats and then back to the top. Partners do 100 merkins switching every 10 with plank hold when you aren’t doing merkins. Back to the bottom for more jump squats. At the top again partners do 200 WWIIs switching every 20 with 6″ hold when not doing WWIIs. Another trip to the bottom with jump squats. Partners finish with 300 squats alternating every 30 with squat hold while waiting. Finish at the abyss with a 4th trip to the bottom with jump squats and back to the top. PAX did American Hammers waiting on the six.

Indian run to Holly Springs Elementary School for a set of 20 Russian Dips, 20 Balls to the Wall and 20 People’s Chair (not the be referred to as Wall Sits!!!). All were done in cadence with a total of 2 sets. Mosey back to the parking lot at the soccer field.

Mary is nowhere to be found so we finish on the soccer field. Pax do Up Downs (quick feet in place and drop to your stomach on ‘down’) for the remaining 3-4 minutes. There was mumble chatter about this having another name but it was never determined and YHC didn’t care enough to check the Lexicon.

Mary: Up Downs

Announcements: CSAUP, GoRuck, Holiday party… check the interwebs for the details

T-Claps (Recognition): Way to show up and kill it Mookie! Over half the PAX were at Thunder last night and a quick turn this morning.

Prayer: Addiction, Transitions (Moving), Relationships.

Men, take a moment to listen the the F3 Mistress podcast. It’s a well needed reminder that we must always keep our concentrica in check. Don’t commit relationship malpractice by putting other things aside for F3.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

Between Two Ferns with your host Chips

Everyone seemed happy before the workout started. Folks where chatting. Once the workout started most of the mumble chatter died down. Except Chips continued to interview Pax for his local cable broadcast show Between Two Ferns. He got some great material. To not be out done Dumbo brought his own source of entertainment. Red beans and rice the night before packs a powerful punch in the morning.

EC: Dawgpound, Pablo, Buford, Sliderule, Blue Hen, Flanigan
FNGs: None… Bummer
Warm Up:

A jog to pick up the bricks. Yes they are still there.

Circle Up for the following exercises with the bricks
Side Straddle Hops
Bat Wing
Ralpies

The Workout:

Head to the wall for the following:

3 Rounds:
30 Count Balls to the wall
10 Count Squat hold bricks being held out
5 Count Left Leg Up
5 Count Squat hold
5 Count Right Leg Up
5 Count Squat hold

Head to the playground for the following:

3 Rounds
Split pax into two
Pax 1 Pull Ups
Pax 2 Squat Goblet Press — Timer 20 Reps. — Last round we added a bicep curl

Head to the flag pole for the following:

2 Rounds
Dipplers (Dirken Nipplers)
Dips
Lunge Bricks Overhead

Head to the grass area by the side parking lot for the following:

3 Rounds
Pax forms two lines facing each other. Hold Bricks straight out to create a sort of tunnel
Pax at one end BearCrawl between the pax to the other end

Head to the soccer field for the following:
Jack Web 1 Push up to 3 Shoulder press ratio with bricks up to 5
Squater Pyramid up to 15

Mary:

Head back to the flag pole for Mary:
Toe Taps
LBCs
Homer to Marge
Toe Taps
LBCs

Announcements:

Frosty December 7th.
Holiday party December 14th
Shield Lock challenge

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Family involved in the Plane Crash
Families involved in the death of the 14 year old girl

Developing a Reputation

17 Pax mosied at Paradise City for a high intensity bootcamp. The smell was ripe this morning as Pax set off for EC and continued to linger throughout the workout. Welcome back Kotter (Pilgrim). Special appearance by Roger Roger and his truck.

7 for EC: Lipstick (early or late I’m not sure but there was one pit stop), UTI, Emeril, Full House, Pablo, Warbucks, Skidmark, and Pikachu ran from home.

Q was informed he may be developing a reputation. 2nd Q in a row that has gone longer than 3 miles.

FNGs: I’ve been told my workouts may not be FNG appropriate and the SouthWake site may need to say high intensity bootcamp.
Warm Up: Small mosey lap and circle up for 10 cc SSH, 10 squats, 10 cc lunges, 10 merkins, 10 plank jacks, 10 WWIIs, and 10 American hammers
The Workout: Catch me if you can run around the complex. Partner 1 does 5 jump squats then catches Partner 2. I full lap. Went back for the 6 as Cowboy pulled a Lipstick.

3 man Indian Run from the bottom of the ramp across the parking lot to the stairs.

1 time down 7 SSH, return to start 7 SSH (not done in Cadence)

Next time 7 SSH, 7 squats

3rd round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 Lunges

4th time 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins

5th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks

6th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s

7th round 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s, 7 American Hammers

Get the 6 and everyone did 7 SSH, 7 squats, 7 lunges, 7 merkins, 7 plank jacks, 7 WWII’s, 7 American Hammers together

2 groups of Indian runs back around the complex to the start.

Mary: 4 minute plank hold with Peter Parkers and 1 arm up, 1 leg up.
Announcements: CSAUP in South Wake Dec 7. Pikachu and Mookie doing Insomnia run of 13 miles starting at 3:30 AM before U-Turn (WTF)
T-Claps (Recognition): Way to kind this morning Tetnus.
Prayer: Family and community of HS after young girl was killed last week.

First Chill of the Season

YHC arrived to a chilly empty parking lot at 0505. I was quickly approached by a guy holding what looked like a crow bar at first. I kept my car running JIC. He explained that he had a flat and his phone was dead. Poor guy needed some help so I gave him a quick charge and he made a call on my phone for assistance. Warbucks and I were ready for a double down of old school vs. new school U-turn routes. Martini pulled in a couple mins before taking off to start his solo run. Feet started moving at 0516 so we could get back in time for 0600 warm ups. We arrived with about 2 mins to spare. Thanks for holding my hand Warbucks since I forgot my gloves.

Warm Up:
0600 Frankensteins, IP Butt kickers, IP, High Knees, DD Calf pulses, Squatted rockers
0604 Quick COT but Q didn’t cover announcements and prayers. My bad.

The Workout:
Running: Anywhere from 3 miles to 11 miles. Picking up the 6 was strong today as the 5 mile group all finished together.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Martini PR’d his distance today. He’s signed up for his first half (HSHM).
Runners at Ting and ATT for putting in strong work.

Great work! The cooler temps are definitely welcomed. Let’s keep up the good work on getting miles in on Saturday. Thanks for letting me pick up the Q.

BS Out!