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Embrace the Suck @ Crazy Ivan

Warm Up:  A dozen PAX embraced the suck this morning in the wet parking lot of Womble in 44 degrees.  Luckily the rain had stopped and the forecast had changed from a 40% to only a 10% chance for showers. PAX were not deterred and showed up strong, tw0 PAX coming out in search of a Fritter.  No new FNGs.  Your QIC started promptly at 530 am with a jog around the tennis courts.  In the distance, we saw our FIA counterparts and a PAX suggested we ought to join them.  Dauber led the PAX up the ramp to the shelter to greet them only to scare them away as they immediately had quick feet and began their run.  With a sad heart, Skidmark suggested Dauber must have been a true lady’s man in high school.  I believe UTI quickly stopped the psychological analysis and increased the pace back to the parking lot leaving Dauber to reminisce about the good ol’ days.  Squat hold for the six.  Circled up for the following exercises:  25 SSH (lots of geese noises coming from Q); 10 vegetation grabbers, 10 Sir Fazio Arm circles (F&B); 10 Good am; L&R Static Arm Stretches.

The Workout:  Lined up and then circled up with kettlebell in hand and began multiple exercises with little rest in between sets/exercises.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in cadence or reps:  25 swings; 15 curls; +10 rut-ros; 10 goblet squats; 10 figure 8s; 10 bus drivers; 10 overhead squats; 10 law mowers (L&R); 10 triceps curls.  PAX grabbed k-bells and found a single parking lot stripe for build-a-bears with a man-o-maker addition.  One extra k-bell was added to make exercise work.  PAX set k-bell down near curb stops and walked back to the start of the right white line.  PAX bear crawled to their K-Bell, performed one merkin with k-bell, side-crawled to the left k-bell for an additional Merlin and back bear crawl to the top left side white line; RINSE & REPEAT.  On next bear crawl, PAX added a k-bell side lift after merkin.  RINSE & REPEAT. On the final bear crawl, PAX added a burpee after merkin, k-bell side lift.  Ten more kettle bell side lifts with feet elevated on curb (5R, 5L) we’re executed.  After a 10 count and some extra clothing removed, PAX were warmed up for additional kettlebell exercises.  These included: 10 goblet Squats; 10 bicep curls, 10 bus drivers, 10 tricep curls, 10 rut-rows, 10 figure 8s, all done in succession without k-bell touching the ground.  After a ten count, PAX performed five man-o-makers OYO.  PAX John Cusack back to the cars.

Mary:  PAX embraced the suck with core exercises on their six, side and chest.  Dauber called out 10 count cadences of the following exercises:  Low slow flutters,  followed by Box-cutters, Homer-to Marge, Left side leg lifts, Superman, Right side leg lifts and back on the six for 25 LBCs (more geese noises coming from PAX) and Capital Alphabet with 26 letters (not 28….Rocky Mt. Public education?).  Some yoga stretches (DDawg, Pigeon) thrown in for good measure.  Five merkins with last merkin hovering just above the ground for a fast 10 count.  Time up.

Announcements:  BRR, WB, 2.0 workout at 9 am tomorrow at Womble; U-Turn and Ground Pounder too.  Congratulations to the two newest members of the Fritter Foundation:  187 and UTI.  Special shout out to UTI who embraced the suck with Breathtaker -well done brother.  Stay hydrated this week; nothing new on race day.

Prayer:  Friend of LED – their family lost their 9 year boy due to illness; Warbuck’s wife surgery; Moby’s Dad, injuries/sick F3 brothers and their families; UNSPOKEN; prayers for injury-free week prior to our big events coming up.  Other prayer requests I had forgotten. (apologies)

A true honor leading you men.  Thank you for the opportunity.  -Dauber

(EC:  187, Skidmark, UTI)

What the Fog?

Pax: 21 came out to a foggy Disney which included 2 FNGs welcome Tube socks and Spanx. 

EC: Pablo, UTI, Emeril, Deadbolt, Warbucks, and 187

Warm Up:

Lap around soccer field. Circled up for side straddle hops, forward and reverse fuzzio arm circles, imperial walkers, hillbilles, and good mornings. 

The Workout:

PAX went into the minivan treasure chest to pick up retaining wall blocks on discount from Holly Springs Target. We headed to the soccer field for a variation of curls for girls. 21, 15,12, and 9 reps were performed. After each set the PAX ran to soccer midline and jogged back. Thrusters were next on the menu with 21, 15,12, 9 reps performed with same run to midline of soccer field and jog back after each set. Lastly, we performed alternating hand on bricks of 15 reps of merkins for 4 sets. After each set we repeated the run and job sequence.

Pax then moseyed to the playground for 3 sets of 15 reps of weighted dips and 3 sets of 20,10,10 derkins. 

Mary:

Each pax perfomed 10 second count of abdominal exercise of choice.

Announcements:

See Facebook and Slack. Dads workout Womble 9am this saturday. WB race mext weekend as well as the MULE.

Prayer:

Breach led us out lifting up pray requests for Glass Jaw and his family, unspoken prays, and the ability to gather us for  fitness and fellowship.

Friendly New Site Q

This morning marks a new era in the brief history at Purple Cobra.  YHC took over as site Q following Peeping Tom’s reign of terror.  PAX of 22 showed up to partake in the fun with 6 for an eventful EC. Chips made an early departure after a (hopefully minor) injury during EC run.  T-claps to Emeril and Pablo for getting him back safely in proper F3 fashion.

Warm Up:
Standard Warm-up lap

SSH x25 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hilbillies x10 IC
Morocan Night Clubs x10 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Mountain Climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to Goodwill lot to meet some new friends. PAX circled up for:
Jack Webb 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Dan Taylor 1:3 up to 10:30
Recovery lap around lot
Captain Thor 1:4 up to 10:40
Recovery lap around lot

PAX then showed off some moves during Hey y’all watch this. PAX called out:
5 burpees
10 Freddy Mercury IC
10 turkish getups
10 diamond merkins
Catch Emeril if you can – good work Dumbo!
10 wide grip merkins
10 reverse merkins
20 pickle pounders

YHC was exhausted, so PAX mosey’d back for Mary.

Mary:
Homer to Marge x10 slow
Fire Hydrants x15/leg
Low slow flutter x10 IC
LBCs x20 IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:
The Mule 3/9, 2.0 Workout this weekend 9am @ Womble

Prayer:
Chips, Lipstick’s Mother in Law, Officer Ainsworth, Crablegs, Mobie’s dad

YHC took us out.

Just a bunch of guys merkin’ off

13 for a strong showing at Downtown Train.  UTI had breathtaker and is putting in the work this week for a strong final push for ALS fundraising.

EC Nemo and Coal Ash for a great 2.15

Warm Up: Jog 0.4 mile, circle up SSH, Good Mornings, Goof Balls, Windmills, Arms
The Workout: Mosey to rocks select 1 for high rep bis/tris. Mosey to library lot. 3 stations, jog between as noted below. Station 1 – 4 sets curls ICx10, triceps ICx10 with recover on 10 count between 2 and 3. Station 2 – 3 sets (2 sets 2nd time) ATMs 10 count plank hold, ICx10 shoulder taps, ICx0 tempo merkins, 10 count merkins with recover on the 10 count. Station 3 4 sets ICx15 Fazio Arms forward, 10 count hold, ICx15 Fazio Arms reverse with recover on 10 count. With jogging between each we did following order 1-2-1-2-3. Return rocks and mosey to start.
Mary: A couple quick sets LBC, low slow flutter, homer to marge and American Hammers
Announcements: 2.0 workout this Sat at Womble at 9.  Chance to triple down with U Turn, Ground Pounder then 2.0 (probably will see many calls for various EC as well), other check FB and Slack
Prayer: Moby’s Dad and family, Jimmer going through eye surgery, recent 8th grader fell to the flu so pray for family and friends and also for good health, YHC took us out

Help Wanted Crazy Ivan Looking for a New DJ

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Deadbolt, Mookie, Pablo, Particle Board, Sandlot, Skidmark

It was a big day at Ivan.  The new EC route started with only Pablo, Emeril and yours truly moving their feet at 5:00.  I get it the time change from 5:05 threw some folks off.  We made it to the exit of the parking lot and Deadbolt, with Mookie riding shotgun, and Particle board,  maybe sandlot was driving, rolled arrived.  The three amigos looped back to pick up the tardy folks.  We then became the seven amigos in the new Ivan EC route.  We ran down Stinson past the Hunt Center.  We continued until we meet Grigsby.  We took a left at Grigsby.  Pablo and Emeril picked up the six at this time.   We continued till we reach the baseball fields.  More six pick up happens then.  No home runs today, so we where safe from incoming missiles.  We approached the decision point and made a right back to Crazy Ivan parking lot.  Their Particle Board and Sandlot started to prepare for the main event.  The rest continued to the puddle of doom.  The puddle of doom took down Mookie.  He decided he was having none of that.  I think he still got 2 miles in but he knew when he was bested.  Emeril, Deadbolt and Dawgpound powered through the puddle and Pablo ran the reverse route throw the puddle.  There was a Crosby and Gumby sighting at the end of EC.  They must have went to Cletus.  Cletus is now known as Crazy Cletus.  We want all the Friday workouts at Womble to be CRAZY.

After EC wrapped up Chips, Dumbo, Dauber and Skidmark who did some serious mileage joined us, at least that is what he says.  By the way did you know Skidmark’s daughter was a AC/DC fan.  Who knew apparently she loves Thunderstruck.

Warm Up:

All the pax started to run a lap around the parking lot.  Even though 8 out of the 11 did some type of EC, the three who didn’t needed to get their feet moving.  We circled up in the wet parking lot.  I believe at this time folks where starting to mumble at the wetness and they don’t want to lay down in the rain.  Man Emeril can make me SALTY.

We started off by thinking about Nemo.  We did a solid 30 cadence count of Side Straddle Hops.  We then paid homage to Sir Fazio and did his beloved Arm Circles.  Following the arm circles we had to go to my favorite stretch and do some Good Mornings.  They where sublime.  I think the Ivan workout before Wrightsville will be nothing but Good Mornings.  We then decided to pick some daisies and finish up with 16 merkins.  I really don’t know why I ended on number 16.  I just felt like I was ready for the workout.

The Workout:

At this time Deadbolt was requesting Siri to change the music.  This request will be made several times throughout the workout.  Eventually the DJ obliged, but I’m jumping the gun that comes much later in this story.

The workout started out with Emeril’s favorite exercise 5 Man O Makers.   The look of hopelessness when he found out we were not counting down this number.  That look made my day.  We then rolled into 10 Straight arm lateral raises, 10 Bus Drivers followed by 20 pistol rows and 20 chest squeezes.  The first round was wrapped up with 30 kettlebell swings.  All but one did some jumping jacks or jump ropes.  One decided to take a lap cause the music was making him sleepy.  When the lap was finished we started on the second round.  This is when things got interesting the mumble chatter increased and it sounded like we where in Carpex.  5 Man O Makers,  the chatter begins, 10 straight arm lateral raises the complaining about the music gets louder.  Emeril mentions his kick ass play list is on my phone and I solve all the world’s problems by asking Siri to play his playlist.  Calls for Siri and Alexa to play next song were made.  After finishing up the 10 Bus driver the Q, that’s me,  decided to bring “The Man” out earlier.  We side straddle hopped and did burpees to “The Man”.  After the man finished the skies cleared up and the sun shined down as the most wonderful playlist was started.  We then picked up where we left off.  We finished up with the 20 pistol rows, 20 chest squeezes and 30 kettlebell swings.  Then the Q put Mr. Salty in charge of the Jump rope and he and others took off for a lap.  When we came back Mr. Salty was starting some leg exercises.  I recently read a leg exercise I really wanted to try.  We started with one goblet squat, 2 swings, 2 goblet squats, 4 swings, 3 goblet squats, 6 swings, 4 goblet squats, 8 swings, 5 goblet squats, 10 swings, 4 goblet squats, 8 swings, 3 goblet squats, 6 swings, 2 goblet squats, 4 swings, 1 goblet squat 2 swings.  Once these half marathons are in my rearview mirrors I got some more leg workouts I would like to do.  We then worked on the last round 5 Man O Makers.  Then we took a 10 count in memory of Midget.  No one has seen him all week. Sigh.  10 lateral raises, 10 bus drivers, 10 pistol rows, 1o chest squeezes, 10 pistol rows, 10 chest squeezes.  At this time we strolled into Mary.

Mary:

We paid homage to Midget and did his beloved love handles.  Then I forced everyone to lay on the ground and do some mini Turkish getups.  We then repeated these ab exercises.  Then followed into some Imperial Marches and Hillbillies.  Did you know these are core exercises?  Two minutes were left and Chips took over.  With a wet kettlebell over your head we did low slow flutter.  They kettlebell was very wet.  This Q was concern with losing his grip.

Announcements:

Pinehurst Half.
See Facebook/Slack

Prayer:

Crablegs and Family
Buford
Shredder
Moby’s dad
All marriages
Midget we missed you this week

So Long But Not Goodbye

Awesome turnout for YHC’s last time as Site Q at Purple Cobra.  New management starts next week with Warbucks at the helm!

It’s truly been an honor to lead and I look forward to the continued fellowship of all the PAX in South Wake even though I won’t be around anymore in the Gloom on a regular basis.  Carpex isn’t that far.

 

Warm Up: We started with an FNG and after the disclaimer we did the usual warm up lap around and then back to the flag to circle up for the following:

Good Mornings ICx15

Fazio Arm Cicles ICx15

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Mountain Climbers ICx15

It was then that we noticed the the FNG had left.

The Workout:  Partnered up for wheelbarrows

Partner 1 about 7-8 parking spaces down, pause for 10 nipplers, then finish to the end of the embankment

Partner 2 switches and we head back to the start

 

We then divided into two lines and did a long Indian Run to the Jiffy Lube guardrail.

When we arrived we partnered back up again for 10 derkins, erkins, and dips while partner 2 did LBCs.  Each partner did their reps and we decreased each set by 2 until we both completed everything.

 

Mosey over to a new hill that YHC found over next to the new Planet Fitness.  We kept our partners for Burp Back Mountain.

After each group reached 100 burpees we got back into our Indian Run lines and made our way back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: WWIIs ICx15

Have a Nice Day!

Announcements:

Crosby is playing at 11pm Saturday I think?  Please ask him for more details.

Undisclosed and Unofficial Beer Mile at 4pm on Sunday?  Meet at the town hall – again check with Crosby for more details.

Last year M4L and DB participated in the Hope Community Church Military Family Symposium. F3 Southwake had a small booth where we talked to military service members and spouses. We headlocked a few FNGs. They have asked us to come back this year – it is Saturday morning 2/23/19 from 8:30 – 12:30. We need a few #HIM to man the booth. We don’t need a commitment for the entire 4 hours.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nu4TYt7EyMpW9ZC6Ixgt_aiS4BWVDbEwVEEvKgjfURA/edit?usp=sharing

Prayer:  DB took us out

Crablegs, Moby’s Dad, UTI’s Dog, Shredder, Buford, unspoken

A Rucking Magic Show..11 PAX Got Stronger and Served A Large Helping of Hills at AGS

Another brisk morning at AGS with cloudy skies. Temperatures hovered around 34-35. As I pulled into the lot, I came upon the grill of a giant truck that had backed into the spot facing the entrance. Put the car in park and looked to my left and it witnessed a rare Sunday Cowboy sighting. He had missed U-Turn yesterday, and heard the news that there were miles to be had on Sunday. Pulled the flag out from the back seat and planted it with authority. Today was gonna be one of those days where it all comes together to set the tone for the week. As I planted the flag, Dauber rolled in, followed by Dumbo who had heard there would be some ‘Rucking’ at AGS the night before.

At that moment, I must have either been deep in thought or maybe my head was down long enough to not see that the Sir DawgPound arrived in his silver chariot. It was like a damn magic show at that point, as M4L emerged from Dumbo’s truck equipped with his backpack. Boy George appeared from the shadows of the newly installed bright lights at Womble, then followed by the boys of WoodCreek- Lipstick and UTI.  Another unexpected surprised appearance came in the form of Yogurt, who ran in from the other side of the lot with a 4 legged companion, Anabelle (aka-F3:Crumb Snatcher). With 2 minutes before 6:30, Forceps was putting the finishing touches on his mountain bike assembly to ride alongside our rucking and running brothers this morning. 6:30 hit and YHC advised those that were rucking this morning to drop their bags for the following warm-up that went something like this…

Warm Up: Light jog to the far end of the lot. Carioca L over R\R over L back. YHC then made the call to have PAX follow down the steps and start counter clockwise around the soccer fields. Squat holds for the 6. Circled up for Imperial Walkers x10. Mosey’d to the far end to the Crazy Ivan lot where PAX circled up for squat claps x10. Lunge Walks alternating to Butt Kickers and High Knees to the Stinson side corner of the soccer fields. Circled up and performed Hillbilles x10. Toe Walks and Heel Walks to the last corner with alternating Butt Kickers, Lunge Walks and Frankensteins. Last Corner circled up for a set of Moroccan Night Clubs X 10. Mosey’d back to the lot where PAX performed a squat hold while YHC confirmed this morning’s route for running and ruckers received instruction on their Sunday edition route.

The Workout: The running route was as follows: PAX headed up Grigsby to Sugg Farm and headed to the preceding neighborhood onto the greenway. Once entering Bass Lake, PAX proceeded counter clockwise making a half moon around Bass Lake, and proceeding down Bass Lake Road to a right on Salem Ridge. PAX then followed Salem Ridge to a series of lefts, one on Linksland, another on Holly Springs Rd, and then Raleigh, Grigsby, and Stinson back to the parking lot.

The rucking route included a wonderful 3.5 mi route complete with majestic skyline views through the Sugg Farm gates and a date with Soul Crusher. Although I did not have the privilege of experiencing this route today with those that were rucking, I am sure the mumblechatter was on point and just what the doctor ordered for those in attendance. I did see some pictures of PAX attacking Soul Crusher afterward and can only imagine the quality exchanges that took place on this particular segment on the incline.

As for the running route, YHC had an opportunity to catch up with PAX after a week away from the gloom due to work travel. Sunday’s are special to YHC as selfishly it’s the one day where I hit the reset button, reflect on the week, catch up with my F3 brothers, and clear my head for the week ahead. I have been committed to Sunday 10k runs at AGS for many weeks now and wouldn’t have been able to do it without the accountability from the PAX that continue to show each week and push me in ways I never thought possible. Speaking of pushing, Lipstick (aka-Anthony Sobier’Jetski’-thank you Dumbo) led the way with UTI not far behind and making the most of his AGS experience by picking up the six several times on the 6+ mile route on his way to 9 miles by the end.

At the beginning of the run, it appeared that Crumb Snatcher had taken to some extracurricular activities at Womble, which led Yogurt to head back to corral her before eventually rejoining the PAX on the greenway. Cowboy, SirDawg Pound and YHC made our way up Grigsby and onto Sugg, but not before noticing that someone built a large wall along the new construction, which unfortunately now blocks the panoramic view of the orange, pink, and purple hues that make up the main attraction of the AGS.  Made our way to the greenway, but not before snapping a photo of the sky-a prefect blue\pink watercolor between the neighborhood homes. PAX made their way around the lake and then onto Salem Ridge for some hill work. At this point in the workout, YHC would like to say that he chewed these hills, but it was more like a chew and some choking between bites as there were periodic walks and squats at each block along the way to Linksland. Fortunately, Lipstick and Cowboy kept YHC accountable throughout this segment, with UTI later giving high-5’s to PAX along Holly Springs Rd. as he picked up the six.

Along Holly Springs Rd with Cowboy in front, we witnessed a car being pulled over on the other side of the street. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought this poor guy got pulled over unnecessarily as a result of the reading on the street radar sign Lipstick put up with his running today and not this guy’s actual vehicle speed. Anyway, PAX proceeded onto Raleigh, then Grigsby and Stinson, back to the lot to join PAX for COT.

Was later informed that Bernie, Brexit, and PSI were out in the gloom this morning, making it happen with 14 miles of roadwork. Nice Work, Gents! Also a Draper jeep sighting….we’ll have to check the Strava..

Mary: Stretches OYO. YHC offered a few words as we approach this week and shared a story from his travels this past week. The message shared today was inspired by some recent branding from his company that states “When you change what is possible, you change everything.” Almost two years ago, YHC was uncommitted and in many ways in need of F3 without even knowing it. I couldn’t walk walk up 5 flights of stairs, let alone run a half mile. Now I’m here every Sunday running 6+ miles. The message is simple and true in all things. YHC reminded PAX to be aware of their ‘energy’ not just in the gloom, but at home with family, and in their relationships. The positive energy we exude is important not only to positive decisions and relationships, but decisions of purpose that impact the positive change and help others achieve what is possible. Keep headlocking, Men! There are many out there that need us.

Announcements: 3 weeks to Wrightsville, 4 weeks to Tobacco Road. Dunkin Donuts for 2nd F-where we met Skidmark were later treated to an economics lesson by Dumbo and a Dauber Lowe’s adventure story.

Prayer: Prayers for Shredder, DoubleD, Double D’s Dad, Marriages. YHC took us out.

Crazy Ivan Backblast 2/15/2019

Pax of 19 for 5 stations of pain:

Particle Board, Fonzie, Banna seat, Emril, Mookie, Yogurt, Lucky Charms, Nemo, Strait Cash, Pac Man, Dumbo, Wiggly, Peeping Tom, Pumpkin Spice, Lipstick, Coal Ash, Deadbolt, Chips

Breah on the Q

Warm Up: Jog around the lower parking lot and 5 burpees for Deadbolt being late to the party. 22 Counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, and Merkins

The Workout: 5 stations Tabata style 30 seconds of work 10 seconds of rest. Rotate stations every 3 mins 3 seconds.

Pain stick station

Round 1

Curls- Overheard extensions- Rut Rows- Strait Arm Lifts (repeat)

Round 2

Goblet Squats- overheard squats- split squats- Back squats (repeat)

Tire station

Round 1

Partner 1 & 2 Tire  flips- and Partner squats with tire- switch each set

Partner 3 & 4 Run as far as you can in 30 seconds partner runs alongside then switch

Round 2

Lateral jumps- up and over- box jumps- fast feet (repeat)

Med ball station

Round 1

Slams back and forth-partner side throws- Chest passes- turnaround overhead throws

Round 2

Big boy sit up partner throws- partner dying cockroaches- American hammer ball pass- Partner ball merkins

Battle rope/Fire hose station

Round 1

Partner 1 waves/partner 2 fire hose carry (switch each set)

Round 2

Partner 1 Double arm slams/partner 2 fire hose skaters

Kettlebell station

Round 1

Swings-right arm snatch-left arm snatch- upright rows

Round 2

Renegade Right arm row- renegade Left arm row- Right arm KB merkin- Left arm KB merkin

Mary: Circle up for 22 counts of Imperial walkers, Low Slow Flutter, and reverse LBC’s

Announcements: 2nd F at Dunkin and the Fritter Foundation speech

This weeks Q source focused on getting yourself right so that you can be right for the rest of your life. F3 is a prescription, not a suggestion. 1st F is to get your body right, that leads to the 2nd F of connecting to others and that leads to getting your head right with the 3rd F and the sky Q.

Prayer: Prayers for Shredder and Crab legs and for our relationships Emril closed us out.

RESPECT to 50

Another day in Paradise…City that is. 13 total PAX showed up to get stronger in a drizzling gloom this morning. We lost one about mid-workout due to some health concerns. Flag was planted, speaker was hidden, no FNG’s. Let the party begin!

Fartsack: ShamWow! (late scratch)
Double Fartsack: Crosby (EC + HC)

Warm up:
Run up to top parking area near tennis courts. Carioca, both sides.
Smurf Jacks x20 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Bat Wings x20 IC (4 sets)
Daisy Pickers x10 IC

The Thing:
Partner Up
Miyagi Merkins x20 (Always look eye) – head up for better form

Mosey over to parking spaces near restrooms
Wheelbarrow the parking lines with 5 merkins at each corner facing the same direction, switch partners, Rinse and Repeat

Mosey over to short wall at top of ramp
P1 – Box jumps x15
P2 – Monkey Humpers x15 IC

BTTW Beast Mode – shoulder taps on 1 & 2, vertical shoulder press on 3 & 4 x10 IC

Side step squats down the ramp. Sumo squat then tight squat alternating about 20 yds, lunge about 20 yds, then run to bottom of the ramp.

At the bottom of ramp. Contra burpees (add 1 merkin each rep) x10 (45 total merkins)

Ramp suicides. 4 cones. Run to 1st, run back, run to 2nd, run back, etc… squat hold for 6 when done at bottom

Mosey to lower parking area
Nipplers x10 IC
Right leg up nipplers x10 IC
Left leg up nipplers x10 IC
Hand release merkins x10 IC
All with no break, stay in plank
Mosey back to bball court

MARY: 6 mins 47 secs of Mary (Length of Paradise City song by GnR)

Start at the beat drop
Freddy Mercury x28 IC
Stop at first whistle blow

Start at singing
American hammers x15 IC
Stop at course

Start at guitar riff
Box Cutters x18 IC
End at course

Start at “So Run”
LBC’s x29 IC
End at drum roll

2 min warning, all IC double time, start at fast part
Homer to marge x20
LSF x20
Pickle pounders x20

Talked about RESPECT factor. Men that are over 50 doing in F3 should be an inspiration to the younger guys. For me to even think about doing F3 for another 10+ yrs and reach 50 would be a challenge. Use these men to lean on. They have been around the block a few more times and can share wisdom to all of us. Hats off to you guys!

Name-O-Rama

Announcements:
See FB and Slack today for updates, Fritter Foundation should have big induction this Friday (especially since M4L is paying)

Prayers:
Shredder should get results today, Crab Legs and those battling ALS, all of our marriages (V-Day this Thursday)

Thanks to Skidmark for accepting my Q request at PC. I hope everyone enjoyed the new stuff and the Mary session left you pumped up for the day. It’s great to see so many new PAX there. Blessed that I could lead this morning.

BS Out!

Record Attendance at Ivan

It was a big day.  Record attendance at Ivan, Clydesdale duel and Fritter shirts are in.

Warm Up:

Quick lap around the parking lot and then circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hop
Mo Rocking Night Club
BatWing
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backward
10 Seal Claps
10 Overhead Claps

The Workout:

Well there was a lot more people than, the workout the Q had planned, could handle.  Audible to the following Dora to get things started.

Partner Up.  Each Pax in the group did 100 Swings, 60 Pistol Rows and 60 Bench Presses.  While one pax was doing the exercises the other pax John Cusack, Tricep Extension or Bicep Curled themselves around the parking lot.

We then circled up to the following.  I’m going to miss something so I apologize ahead of time.

10 Man O Makers.  Boy I love this exercise.
Midget Love Handles
Seated Shoulder Presses
Flat on your back Kettlebell raise with crunch
Mini Turkish Getups.  This is a fantastic Ab exercise.
LBCs
Low Slow Flutter Kicks
Low Slow Pickle Pounders
Midget Love Handles

Mary:

Yoga stretches to prepare ourselves for the duel to follow Cletus.

Announcements:

ATT Run tomorrow.

Prayer:

Jimmer who had eye surgery.
Moby’s dad
Crab legs
Burford and his recovery
Shredder
Everyone to have a healthy run tomorrow.