A beautiful day at Tiger Blood.  Good friend of mine for a long time finally came out to join me and 9 others for an easy day of upper body and core.  Frisco made the trip across the wall to support SW native Dom.  I was waiting for the mumble chatter, but apparently devil burpees are the antidote to that!

FNGs: Powder Priest (Sonny -> It’s always Sunny in Philly -> Coke addicted Priest -> Alliteration is your friend)

Warm Up: Quick lap, SSH, Imperial Walkers / Hillbillys.  5 Devil Burpees at request of Da Business

The Workout:

Pikachu asked for low running.  He also didn’t actually show up, so….yeah.  Thank you for your leadership?

Thing 1:

12’s — Russian Twist + Double Merkin Absolutions.  Do 11 Twists, 1 Absolution, 10 /2 , etc.  Every 3 rounds, jail break to other side of the parking lot.
Protip: 10 double merkin absolutions, 1 twist, then 11 double merkin absolutions is none of the fun.

Thing 2:

I had originally planned Thing 3 to be at this point, but had to audible order.  We indian ran to the track and did the
“Beep Test“: 1 partner ran a lap while the other did burpees.
4x times, each time partner does 2 fewer burpees (and therefore run faster to finish together)

Thing 3:

Brokeback / Backbroke merkin combo.  Pair up, one of you does 10x backbroke, the other does 10x brokeback.
Run around the island, 8x, switch top and bottom.
There were absolutely no comments about who prefers to be a top vs. a bottom, why do you ask?

At this point the Carpex guys slipped off into the woods together.  I guess what happens in SW stays in SW?

Thing 4:
11’s — Shoulder Tap BTTW + Tysons.
We ran out of time and ended after 8 rounds with 10x of each.

Mini Thing:
Floor is lava on the tiger/dawg paws back to start

Mary: PICKLE POUNDERS

Announcements:
All the 3rdF you could want and more.  So glad to be part of this group and see the impact we’re making.  Way to lead guys.

T-Claps (Recognition): Solid effort out there this morning.  Always fun to hear guys encouraging an FNG and reminiscing about what it was like when they first came out.

Prayer: Whole lot of sickness and surgery out there.  Dom shared he got a new job.  Really solid conversation about prioritizing home life over work and the challenges we face to do that well.  Real solid COT guys.