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Disney is “officially” opened for business

FNGs: None

EC: Skidmark, ShamWow!, Nemo, Pablo

Notable Absences: the beer deadbolt promised for after the workout

Warm Up: A quick jog around the soccer field.  Circled up at the flag: SSH IC x 20, Windmill IC x10, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Sir Fazio Arm Circles IC 10 forward and 10 back, seal claps x10, overhead claps x10

The Workout: PAX split into groups of 4 or 5 and did an Indian run over to the high school main entrance.  2 rounds of 10 Irkins, Derkins and Dips on the benches or curb.  Then PAX remained in their Indian run groups and did 11’s on the road/hill that goes between the school entrance and Middle Creek Park Ave: Burpees at the bottom/Star Jumps at the top.  PAX then split into 2 groups to Indian run back to the flag for Mary taking the long way to admire the abyss on the way.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20, Boxcutter x20, Homer-to-Marge regular x10, right leg up x10, left leg up x10, pickle pounders x20

Announcements: see FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): Barb Key (Deadbolt’s M for tolerating him for 26 years, Happy Anniversary!)

Prayer: Continued prayers for Fanny Pack’s daughter and Wallaby

We’re gonna need a birth certificate POTS….

SO EXCITED to be working on a Backblast… It was amazing to be back out, staking a Flag and being officially recognized as F3 in the gloom today!  I had a plan in mind, but like plans they are flexible. I decided early on that maybe we would do some homeschooling and see if PAX could help design our ending points along the way… I think it went well based on the grunts and modifications.

EC: Nemo, ShamWow!

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up: Mosey along the topside of HT parking lot with butt kickers and across to Goodwill with karaoke along the way. Circle up at Goodwill.

First Exercise: SSH, YHC asked for a number during IC, between 20-35, 25 was called, x25 SSH. Next Exercise SSH, again asking for a number  between 25-35, 30 was called, x30 SSH. Third Exercise SSH IC – number called between 27-50 POTS said 45. SSH x45. He said we were lucky that he didn’t say his age…. RESPECT?  Frankenstien x10, Good Morning (slow) x10, LETS GO…

The Workout:

Mosey to the guardrail behind Jiffy Lube. Those numbers came back into play. Derkins, Dips and Erkins – 25, 30, 45 respectfully and REPEATO.

Mosey behind HT and around to the Abyss-like green way. Find the wall at the end.  Group 1: BTTW Group 2: 25 American Hammers IC + Switch

Mosey back behind HT and find a wall at the end of the building. Group 1: BTTW, Group 2: 30 LBCs IC + Switch

Mosey to Goodwill Wall: Group 1: BTTW Group 2: 45 Hallelujahs on knees IC + Switch

Ran near  to time here so a modified DORA was out. SO, Group 1 back to the Wall: Wall Sits (1 leg, halfway switch legs) Group 2: 30 LBCs  IC + Switch

Sprint to Flag

Mary: Popcorn 20 counts of dying cockroach, orphan annies, box cutters, LSF, fred merc, have a nice day.
Announcements: New AO Friday Kung-Fu brought to you by the Westcott Crew
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt – Holding BTTW while others were quitting…You the man DB…RESPECT
Prayer: Fanny Pack’s daughter, Wallaby, unspoken, YHC took us out.

Avoiding the Quarantine 15

There are so many things I want to say right now. So many ways to begin this backblasts, all make sense, all important, but I don’t think I can truly find the right words to express what this morning meant not just to me, but for a lot of other Pax. On Friday, I went for a run and ran past a few AOs that had kicked off again. Each had 3 Pax, despite warm weather and a bit of excitement in the air. Saturday is a long run day and we know about SW’s reputation. Sunday AGS wasn’t as large as typical. So, what would today bring. And the Q promised 3 miles of high intensity bootcamp. I love this group of guys and we lean on each other more than we realize. 12 men posted at Paradise City this morning and the mumble chatter was on point.

2 for EC: ShamWow!, Skidmark

FNGs: Welcome McNugget and Chaps. Warning: Be very careful when disclosing your first job.
Warm Up: Group stayed together for 1 lap of warm up with SSH x 30, IW x 10, Hillbillies x 10, Good mornings x 10, and Fazio Arm circles x 10 F/R.
The Workout: Group split into 2 with Emeril and YHC taking over.

Emeril’s Q:
1. Erkins/Derkins/Dips on the guardrail
On the Tennis Courts:
2. Suicides, LBC, Preacher Chair
3. 11’s (Merkins/Squats), Balls to Wall, Preacher Chair
Mosey to Ticket Booth
4. Step-ups, Dips, Balls to Wall, Erkins, Balls to Wall, Derkins
5. Top of Ramp x 10 jump squats, Bottom of Ramp x 10 star jumps

Skidmark’s Q:
Stack up suicides: starting at basketball court. Stops at 1st island, bottom of ramp, halfway up ramp, top of ramp. 5 burpees each return to court. Stack em up and break em down.
1. 5 Star jumps
2. 10 merkins
3. 15 Plank Jacks
4. 20 Step ups

Mary: Stretching as a group of 12. Open those hips up and avoid injury.

Announcements: Not right now.
T-Claps (Recognition): Dumbo and Dawgpound PRing 1/2’s on Saturday
Prayer: Wallabe, Fanny Pack’s daughter Julia battling a stomach bug.

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

April 23 / at Disney (Middle Creek Park) QIC: POTS “Take’n the Hill”

 Social Distancing was in place

 EC:

Nemo, Redenbacher,

PAX:

8

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Good Mornings, Fazio Arms Circles (forward and backward) Imperial Walkers,

 The Workout

 Take’n the Hill (backside of soccer fields)

 1st round 20 merkins, run up hill to frisbee golf hole / net, run to frisbee golf tee, 20 merkins, run back to bottom of hill.

2nd round 20 squats

3rd round 20 American Hammers

4th round 20 lbc’s

5th round 5 burpees

 Mosey’d to the Abyss for some 7’s which included Plank Jacks at top with Star Jumps at bottom.

Mary:

Some leg / hip work lead by Foghorn. Name of exercise yet to be determined.

 Announcements

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayer:

Nemo’s Aunt and Uncle

Pablo’s Mom

Triggered by some Wescottchery!!!!

I am looking out the window while I compose this backblast waiting for a black tahoe to pull up in front of my house to disappear me from society.  Apparently composing a backblast has become a controversial topic in southwake as working out in public, but I am taking a chance to share the good news of fitness, fellowship, and faith that can still persist in times of chaos and confusion regardless if it Triggers a few snowflakes out there.

Three PAX decided to swallow the DRP and overcome the fartsack this morning to post at a Black-Ops AO in Wescott and continue in their mission to accelerate their fitness while still practicing “social distancing”.  Q was expecting at least 4 PAX and was a little surprised by Mookie’s  absence, especially because he was throwing shade at Emeril for chickening out on a beat-down.

FNGs: None

Notable Absences: Mookie

Warm Up: Mosey across the street to the church parking lot. SSHX15, IWx10, mosey to the other end of the parking lot, HBx10, mosey to the top of the hill behind the church, Arm Circles 10F & 10R

The Workout: Q informed the PAX that we would be doing 11’s on the hill in the back of the church parking lot; Merkins on one end and Prisoner Squat on the other end.  We would be traveling back and forth in an Quarantine Indian Run (maintain 6 ft separation at all times).  Then mosey over to the patio on the side of the church for 3 rounds of the following exercises: Bulgarian Split leg Squat (10 each side), 10 step ups, 10 Derkins, 10 Dips, 10 Erkins.  Mosey back to the pool for Mary.

Mary: Try and find a dry spot in the lot and complete the following exercises in cadence: LSFx20, Homer to Marge x10 regular, x5 right leg up, x5 left leg up, Box Cutter x20, Freddie Mercury x20

Announcements: Check slack and FB

Prayer: All those dealing with CV-19 and it’s effect on jobs, economy, family, working out and backblasts.

Kung POW started off with a Boom!

Those Wescott guys aren’t quite right… Four Wescott guys and a nomad meet for the newest Black Ops AO – Kung POW. We will be meeting 3x per week

    ONLINE

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FNGs: not this day

EC: Emeril & Pablo

Warm Up: Cotton Pickers, Fazio Arm Circles F/R, Imperial Walkers -> Hillbillies.

The Workout: PAX partnered up for accountability only (Keep your distance)! The first thing we did was a Lazy Dora. 100 merkins alternating every 10 holding plank in between. 200 LBC alternating every 20 and holding 6” legs in between. 300 squats alternating every 30 with a squat hold in between.

Next we did a stack’em up run to the stop sign (about 1/4 mile each direction). At the stop sign PAX did 10 Carolina Dry Docks each trip. Back at the start we stacked it up with 5 burpees, 10 jump lunges, 15 big boy sit ups and 20 Freddie Mercury’s. All PAX made 4 full trips.

Mary: 20 IC each – Big boy sit ups, Homer to Marge, box cutters

Announcements: Meeting M, W, and F at 5:30…VIRTUALLY.

T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt to bust it out on a Monday after his half on Saturday. #stayhard

Notable Absences: Roger Roger, Pac-Man

Prayer: Deadbolt’s friend on hospice, those in positions of leadership, all those with anxiety over present circumstances. YHC took us out.

It was a honor to lead you men this morning. I’ll try to do better next time!

No show and a late show

FNGs: N/A

EC
: Emeril, Dawgpound, Buford, Deadbolt, Nemo, Redenbacher

No Show
: M4L

Tardy
: Dumbo

Warm Up:  Foot rolls, Hip Thrusts, Arm back with circles, Fozzy Arm Circles

The Workout: Based on some HC’s I received I figured we’d have a good group of PAX show up so planned a workout that would break us up into 4 groups at 4 different corners surrounding the plaza/parking garage.  Prior to running EC I put 2 exercises written in chalk at each corner.  1 exercise focused on upper body and 1 focused on core.  Legs were feeling the affects of a lot of running this week and had plans to run longer Saturday so felt giving the legs a break was in order.   No @M4L at the workout. Apparently he’s the only person in Southwake that turns his phone off at night and has no other way to wake himself up.   As usual Dumbo rolled in right as the workout as about to start so threw in 5 burpees as a penalty for his tardiness.

Corner 1:  KB Swings.  Halos
Corner 2: Bridge Press. Midget Cookie Pouch
Corner 3:  Rows. Midget Side Bends
Corner 4: Figure 8.  Pass Through

When walking from Corner 1 to 2 and Corner 3 to 4 John Cusack with you KB.
When walking from Corner 2 to 3 bicep curls
When walking from Corner 3 to 4 tricep extensions.

First time around do exercise 1 and then move to the next Corner. Repeat until all 4 corners are done.
Second time around do exercise 2 and then move to the next Corner. Repeat until all 4 corners are done.
Third time around do both exercise 1 and 2 and then move to the next Corner. Repeat until all 4 corners are done.

Once done we headed back for extended Mary with stretching.

Mary
: LBC’s, Box Cutters, Freddy Mercury,  Merkins, Calf stretches, Runners pose, shoulder stretches, Pigeon pose.

Announcements
: Deadbolt running a 1/2 at ATT tomorrow. See slack for info.

T-Claps (Recognition)
: Skidmark for pushing DB to do the 1/2

Prayer
: Deadbolts co-worker (John), Pikachu’s boss and his bosses wife, Dawgpounds sister

“Hey go get that guy up there…”

A swarm of 15 dudes running down a parking lot towards a lone runner at 5am and M4L screaming “hey go get that guy” (in an attempt to EH a stranger). I bet that guy wet himself… From taking off your clothes in the garage before you go into the house, and doing so “proudly”, to an actual workout – all in all a successful day in the happiest place on earth….

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up:

Shared with Nemo as I corralled Mookie in a huddle to take a second group as we split up the Q to meet new guidelines.

SSH, Sir Fazio, Goofballs (Start of a character theme), Windmills, Frankenstein (with voices!), Mosey around the Soccer Fields.

YHC split the groups as they returned from Mosey, LETS GO!

The Workout:

Group 2 went to the back parking lot to start duck walks and then make their way back to the bowl and ultimately the flag.

Group 1 to the bowl:

5 – Star Jumps top of hill, down to middle 5 Mickey Mouse Merkins, repeat across until 20 Mickey Mouse’s were complete (60 total PUs)

Mosey to the High School Parking Lot, Donald Duck Social Distancing Indian Run – Just as it sounds, PAX 6 feet apart moving in a duck walk

Mosey to the half wall by the football field, 20, 20, 10 Erkins, Dips (1 leg up at 10 for last 5 switch), Derkins

Mosey to the back wall for a Character meet and Greet.  ½ PAX on the Wall People’s Chair, ½ PAX Daisy Duck Partons (Play on Dolly) x20 switch. 2nd time around People’s Chair with 1 leg up at 10 count (switch) and ground group Minnie Mouse-alitas (play on Rosalitas) x20

Mosey to meet up with  Group 2 back at the Flag

Group 2 –

Mosey to the high school lot – Duck Walk up one side, 5 Burpees OYO, Mosey to corner 5 Burpees/10 Squats, Duck Walk/Mosey, 5 Burp/10 Squat/15 Star/ 20 Merkins

Mosey to the Bowl (Same as group 1)

Mosey to the lot 10 Curb Erkins, 20 Should Taps IC until Group 1 returned

Back as a group: Count off by 4’s, each group takes a corner of the soccer fields. Stack-em ups…

First Corner SSH x10

Second, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10

Third, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10

Fourth, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10, Prisoner Squats x10

Mary:

WWII x20

Fred Mercury x20

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 (+ R x10, L x10)

Have a nice day

Announcements: Shots fired around the horn in good fun, Watch for news and next steps around any government guidelines that might apply to our workouts.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, Nemo, Mookie, RogerRoger, Redenbacher, Emeril, ShamWow!
Prayer: Those out on the front lines of the disease and those who are sick. YHC took us out.

I read today a quick line from my “verse of the day” for 3/26:

Matthew: 5:9 – Happy are the people who bring people together to be friends. God will call them his children.

I spoke briefly about our group and how much our friendships mean more than ever. Reach out publicly or privately through any comms you have available if you need help, or just a voice to connect with. We’re all in this together friends. AYE!

SPELLING PAX NAMES in the RAIN

FNGs:  None

EC:  Dawgpound, Buford, Pikachu, Emeril

Warm Up:  Planted flag early fearing I was going to be late for my virgin Paradise City Q.  Saw two vehicles with F3 stickers and new I was in the right place.  Planted shovel flag and donned another shirt.  It was 44 degrees and moisture was in the air.  I had a bathing suit on in lieu of shorts.  I thought for sure we would be getting wet (puddles, ground, or rain).  Lots of chatter as the clock struck 530 am.  I had asked Doc how far PAX normally ran knowing this was a high-intensity AO with a lot of running.  I had visions of doing an entire lap around Ting for part of my warm-up.  Doc gave me an estimate on the distance and I opted to run around the front parking lot area before executing some exercises in front of the flag.  More mumble chatter and a history lesson around Don Quixote.  10 count Exercises included good am, Daisy Pickers, Don Quixote/Windmills, Seal Claps, O/H claps, Sir Fazio arm circles, Hillbillies and Imperial walkers. Finished up with 25 SSH.  Asked the PAX to hold Al Gore while I retrieved my “Spelling Lesson Plan” for the workout.  See picture below:

 

The Workout:  As we gathered up at the bottom of the ramp, PAX members noticed “my files” under my arm.  I handed each PAX the workout (printed sheet with the entire alphabet with a correlating exercise and exercise # of reps in a plastic sheet protector) and gave them the following direction:  SPELL out your full name and then SPELL out your F3 name.  Time permitting, begin SPELLING out “Paradise City”.  No initials like BJ were permitted.  It would be WILLIAM, etc.  The list of exercises were randomly assigned based on the first letter or a letter found in the name in the F3 exicon.  For example:  A = 10 Australian Mtn Climbers, B = 10 Burpees, C = 15 Carolina Dry Docks, etc.  Conspiracy theories immediately were thrown out, accusations were made, when certain letters of the Q’s name had no burpees.  Here are examples of what the PAX ending up spelling:

CRAIG JOSEPH NELSON DAUBER

MATHEW JOSEPH TAGUE EMERIL

DAVID DEREK ADAY DOC PARADISE C

CHRISTOPER LEE ADKINS  PIKACHU

DAVID MORTON KEY DEADBOLT

MICHAEL HOLLAND EDWARDS BUFORD

RYAN BAILEY HOOPER DAWGPOUND

DANIEL ATKIN SNAP (still waiting on his middle name via Slack message)

So, in order to get our miles in for this HIGH-INTENSITY workout, one exercise was executed at the bottom of the ramp.  PAX ran to the top and then executed next exercise.  Some modifications were allowed.  Performing an exercise earlier because a wall was at the top vs at the bottom.  Once exercise was completed at the top, PAX ran back to the bottom.  New letter, new exercise.  Rinse and Repeat until names were spelled out completely or we ran out of time.

Everything was going well UNTIL the skies opened and COLD RAIN came down.  That sucked.  With 6:08 on my watch, PAX gathered under the cover of the building at the top of the ramp and got ready for Mary.

When all was done, I thought I heard 3 miles from a PAX that were covered during this AO.

 

Mary:  Without stopping, PAX knocked out the following 10 cc exercises:  H2M, H2M Left leg up, H2M Right leg up, Pickle pounders, Freddie Mercury, Hello Dollies, Box cutters, 6 inches, Heel taps, and Have a Nice Day.

Dawgpound wanted Buford to remove the metal post barrier and drive up the ramp to pick him up.  Not happening today.  PAX all took off running to their vehicles.

(I told my daughter about the workout today.  And she was spot on.  She told me although the weather had been awful, I had experienced something I would not forget and I had done it with some F3 guys.  Lot of wisdom from an 18 year old.)

Announcements:  See Slack and FB.  Be mindful of new rules in play re: playground equipment.

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX who got out in the RAIN today.

Prayer:  Pikachu’s boss/boss’s wife – both ill and admitted to the Hospital, possible COVID-19 Dx; Deadbolt’s friend, John F., recently placed in hospice with cancer spreading through his body.  All family members.  Leaders.  YHC took us out.

 

An honor to lead! – Dauber

 

If you plan on going to Purple Cobra tomorrow, you may see this workout again.

Coincidence? I think not

FNGs:  None.

YHC woke up at 4:45 am to the pounding of rain and a pounding headache.  Why did I volunteer to Q Tiger Blood?  Crap, Deadbolt dropped a HC on FB.  I have to go.  I gave my word.  With the rain, I opted for the tri shorts.  I thought they would be perfect for the anticipated moistness.  At least it was 60 degrees out.  Fog was not as bad as it was yesterday.  It had been a long time since I posted 7 days in a row – could be the first time come to think of it.  Cool.  I pulled in to Holly Grove Middle and smiled when I saw Deadbolt and Mookie.  I also saw two additional cars and was greeted by two females as I got out of my car.  They were friendly.  I planted the shovel flag and greeted the PAX.  I may have mentioned let’s go get some coffee and then noticed the rain had stopped.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Clock struck 5:30 am and we were off.

Warm Up:  A nice jog around the parking lot.  Legs were stiff from some lunges we executed yesterday.  I also got dry needled in both hips yesterday.  I had this appointment on the books in preparation for the run at Wrightsville.  I did not want to cancel – helping support our local businesses.  It always feels better after dry needling – highly recommend this treatment for some achy/soreness.  Circled up for the following exercises:  20 SSH, 10 sir Fazio arm circles (F, B), Daisy pickers, seal claps, overhead claps, Don Quixote, and Hillbillies.  During our warmup, a Holly Springs police car drove in and circled around us.  Did someone call them about a group of men coming together in the gloom?  Doubtful.  We thank these men and women for keeping us safe each and every day.  We waved to the officer as we ran by him/her on the way to the track.

The Workout:  Having a senior moment, I do not know “exactly” what we did or the order that played out, but I will tell you, we did a lot of “stuff” and kept moving throughout.  I reached out to U.T.I. And Yogurt for some running ideas.  I am no longer a runner.  Extra weight, thousands of miles on these knees, lots of excuses I know.  But I did not want to disappoint the PAX.  I dove in the F3 exicon and found some ideas with runs and using a track.  Here’s how it happened:  got on the track and began bear crawls.  Gloves got nice and wet.  From there a nice jog down the track.  On the straight (halfway), executed 10 merkins.  More running to the turn; 10 squats.  More running again.  This happened repeatedly running and then stopping to execute some exercises.  At one point we did reverse bear crawls, pickle pounders, Carolina dry docks, dips, erkins.  Decided to do one full lap at our own speed.  Circled back for the six.  Lots of good mumble chatter on the track.  Threw in some Frankensteins, lunges.  Departed the track and had PAX crab leg walk up the path to the sidewalk.  These suck.  Back on our feet and jogged to the back of a building searching for a good brick wall.  Each PAX took turns counting 10 cc as we performed BTTW and People’s Chair.  Finished with plank wall taps.  It was getting late and we moseyed to a dry spot of the ground for Mary.

Mary:  Found the covered area by the elementary school and cranked out 10 burpees OYO.  Did some leg stretching while doing various runner’s stretches.  Got on our six for the following exercises:  bridges, alternating one leg bridges, side leg lifts, side bent leg lifts, WWIIs, H2M, hello dollies,  box cutters, Freddie Mercury, and some static stretches.  Each PAX added their favorite AB exercise 20 cc:  low slow flutter and nipplers.  YHC added American Hammers but only had 10 cc left in the tank.

Announcements:  Everything is CANX.  Lots to negatively to dwell on.  Let’s be better than this.  It’s time like this  we need to elevate and do better.  It’s our time to lead.  Don’t count America out.  It all starts at home.  As husbands, as fathers, as brothers, as neighbors, etc.  Find ways to help each other.  Be kind.  Lift each other up.  Stay disciplined.  Stay hard.  Find positivity.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All PAX keeping fit, exercising when and wherever they can.  PAX doing their best for their family.

Prayer:  Unspoken, PAX injured, sick, etc.  our families.  Deadbolt shared he had a colleague, Richard, suffer a heart attack and die this week.  Young – 60 yrs old.  We prayed for him and his family.  God is in control.  We will get through this.

As we walked to our vehicles, it began to sprinkle.  Not once did the rains come during our workout.  Coincidence?  I think not.

 

An honor to lead.  -Dauber