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Kibbles and Bits, and bits and bits

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x20, Daisy Pickers x15, Sir Faxio F/B x10, Imperial Walkers x15, Hillbilly x15  – An unusually late Lucky Charms treated PAX to 10 Burpees OYO.
The Workout: EC: Warbucks, Maybelline, Dahmer, ShamWow!

PAX were gifted to a Co-Q today of YHC and Dahmer. Dahmer’s advice is “Never lose your hunger to succeed”. Well this played itself out in this beat down, including quenching our hunger for some dog food which was littered all over the back parking lot.

The Thang: PAX counted off by 2’s and formed Indian lines which took us the back way around HT. We found ourselves at the dumpster wall to begin what seemed like an eternity of switches. First up – Line 1 to the Wall, Line 2 t to the ground and all of the following in 20 counts: People’s Chair/Standard Merkin, BTTW/Shoulder Taps, Australian Mountain Climbers/Mountain Climbers, BTTW/WWII’s. Rinse and Repeat 3x through.

Back to our Indian runs over to an old favorite of Purple Cobra, the dead-end hill. YHC  instructed PAX to find an accountability partner.  In cumulative there would be 3 exercises between the partners counting up to 100 count each.

Partner 1 Sprint up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Standard Merkin – Switch

Partner 1, Sprint/Mosey – Partner 2 WWII – Switch

Partner 1, Backwards up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Squats (we didn’t get all of these in due to YHC calling return for Mary)

Squat Hold for the 6, mosey back for Mary

Mary: Chill-cut for the 6, Plank Hold and Popcorn Mary (plank hold returns for next exercise call out). 10 rounds were had.
Announcements: Tri-Sprint, The Quay, Ground pounder cancelled for this weekend. U-Turn will remain open for anyone looking for miles but YHC will need a Q as Dahmer and I are running the Super Spartan.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Warbucks family friend going through medical issues resulting in a imminent back surgery, Maybelline’s Father who is facing prostate cancer. YHC took us out.

5 Year Anniversary Special

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As always, it is an honor to get out and lead the group.  Around this time 5 years ago PeakWeek EH’d me into coming out with him to F3 while drinking a cold one by the pool.  It was one of the best decisions I made to say, sure let’s do it.

To celebrate the 5 years I thought it only appropriate to run 5 miles prior to Cletus.  It was great to have 11 join in on the fun (Flanigan, VanPatten, Emeril, M4L, Dawgpound, Pilgrim, Bernie, ShamWow, Nemo, BlueHen, and SlideRule)

The past 5 years of involvement with f3 have provided me with many things I wouldn’t have had as a sad clown… lifetime friendships, strengthened faith, improved health, greater faith, perseverance, many laughs, many miles run, and the list goes on and on…

Below is my 5 must do F3 SouthWake list that I shared with the PAX after Cletus.   Be sure to check these off the list:

  1. Pick a Big Goal and get after it, don’t quit, fall down, and keep trying until the goal is accomplished. It can be fitness, health, marriage, work, etc. You can accomplish more then you thought is possible with this group of brothers behind you.  Mine was to complete a marathon under 4 hours.  It  took me five marathons to make it happen, but each year I got faster and the goal was accomplished.

2. Participate in a CSAUP (completely stupid and utterly pointless) event. These are a great way to form a closer bond with brothers that you wouldn’t normally have the opportunity in the normal gloom.  Some of the memorable CSAUP’s over the years for me; GoRuck Tough, Beer Ruck, Raleigh Convergences (especially the one below), and ATT Long Ass Runs.

3. Find someone that you can get behind and support.  Maybe it is helping them reach a goal or supporting challenges they are facing.  You will find that you get so much more by helping someone reach their goal then achieving your own.  Many of us in the picture below have had the opportunity to support each other crossing that finish line at the HSHM.

4. Step up and Lead.  If you haven’t led a site Q – Do it.  Move on to leading a 2nd F or 3rd F.  There are many opportunities to become a stronger leader. This picture is the first kids workout I led and my 2.0’s still talk about it today.

5. Put March 21 and the Wrightsville Beach marathon on your calendar (every year).  The Wrightsville marathon has become a SouthWake tradition and a great way to get behind our brother CrabLegs! #OurLegsForCrablegs

Now on to the workout….

Warm Up:

Quick mosey over to the grass parking lot for warm ups.

Good Mornings X 10

Jacked UP!

SSH X 50 IC

Seal Jacks X 40 IC

Smurf Jacks X 30 IC

Plank Jacks X 20 IC

Chilly Jacks X 10 IC

The Workout:

Play Ball (two rounds)

PeakWeek brought me out to Cletus for my first F3 workout.  I really don’t remember all that we did, but no I almost died out on the baseball field so it only seemed appropriate to get things start on the field.

Here is how it went down…

Partner up.  Each partner went in opposite directions from home plate jogging the infield baselines.  When the PAX passed 1st or 3rd pate sprint to the outfield foul pole and drop down for 10 merkins.  After the merkins sprints to centerfield  meeting up with your partner for 10 brokeback merkins each and continue back to home plate.  Everyone completed two rounds and held people’s chair until all were finished.

Next up….

Wall of Pain- concession stand

Australian Mountain Climbers X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Ascending testicles, 5 inch, 15 inch, 30 inch X 5 each IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall IC

Balls to the wall X 20 IC

Recover with 10 squats holding wall

Each of the partners joined up with another group for small group Indian run back to the tennis courts taking the long way by Crazy Ivan.

Finally the PeakWeek special…

One round of suicides on each line followed by partner frog jumps.  Each partner did one court and switched with the frog jumps, then switched to wheelbarrows on the way back.

To drive home the pain of the Frog Jumps we did two rounds.

People’s chair until everyone is finished.

Mary:

  1. 5ive inch leg hold X 5 IC
  2. 15 Inch leg hold X 5 IC
  3. Americana Hammer X 15 IC
  4. Freddie Mercury X 15 IC
  5. Boat Canoe X 15 IC

Announcements:

Bottle share tonight (see Pikachu), helping with HS Food Kitchen tomorrow (see Fritter Foundation), Yogurt will continue to lead sprints after workouts including today. PAX for sprints today: Yogurt, BlueHen, Hoff, Flanigan, Slide Rule, and Kid Cracker.   Yogurt will help you get faster – Give it a try!!

I shared 5 F3 Southwake recommendations above.

T-Claps (Recognition):

I brought with me one of the original F3 SouthWake shirts to give to give to the PAX that is newest to the group.  Abe was the lucky recipient of the shirt and is challenged to pass this down on his 1 year anniversary. Yogurt who brought Abe out will be his accountability partner.  Abe is starting off strong stepping up to take the breathtaker – T-Claps man!!

Prayer:

CrabLegs and all those who have and are serving!

2nd F followed at Dunkin. Congrats to the newest Fritter remembers and thanks M4L for the cake!

AMRAP Indian Runs!

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PAX of 21 posted at Disney, “Where Dreams Come True” (dreams can be nightmares too) for a BRR friendly workout.  The definition of friendly was debated by Nemo after the workout.  Q was happy to see a large group of #HIM swallowed the DRP and decided to show up for EC (15 in total).  Upon further inspection, he was even more pleased to see that there were no Fritter Quitters.

FNGs: None

EC: Pablo, M4L. Dawgpound, Emeril, ShamWow!, Crosby, Dahmer, 187, Axe, Plex, Pilgrim, Bernie, Pumkin Spice, Nemo, Katniss

Fritter: New Fritters: Bernie, Pilgrim, Crosby, Katniss  Repeat Fritters: Dawgpound, Emeril, M4L, ShamWow!, Pumpkin Spice  Fritter Quitters: None

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence: SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x 20, Hillbillies x 20, Fazio arm circles 10 forward 10 back

The Workout: PAX split into small groups (3 groups of 5 and 1 group of 6) based on speed for Indian runs.  In there groups, PAX moseyed to the drop-off circle at the front of MCHS where they found benches to complete 10 erkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips, and 10 more erkins while we waited for the six.  Once we regrouped, we moved to the gate that separates the faculty lot from the road for the main entrance.  In their Indian run groups, PAX were instructed to run up the long road to West Lake Rd and do 5 burpess, run back and bear crawl under the gate, run up the short road to Middle Creek Park Ave and do 5 star jumps, run back to the gate, and wash-rinse-repeat until Q called time.  After 30+ minutes, Q called PAX back do the gate to regroup.  While waiting for the six, we completed LBC ICx25, 25 Merkins, SSH ICx25.  Once we all regrouped at the gate, all groups combined for a large group Indian run back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: Low Slow Flutter x 20, Homer to Marge x 20, Freddie Mercury 20 regular and 20 reverse, Pickle Pounders x 20, Have a nice day!

Announcements: Blue Hen 5 year anniversary Q @ cletus with a 5 mile EC that starts at 4:30, Breath Taker charity is the Holly Springs Food Cupboard: Accepting donations of cash (Fritter Foundation is matching all cash donations), food, or time at the cupboard to help in garden or general repairs (meeting there this Saturday)

Prayer: Drew (victim in UNC Charlotte shooting), Crablegs, Bernie’s stepmom, Pilgrim’s father, spoken and unspoken.  Thank you to Pumpkin Spice for taking us out in prayer!

Holly Springs Finest

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21 Pax posted this morning for a 0.0 workout. In case you’re not sure what that means, it means no running. Mixed reviews from the pax at the beginning. Some dreading the no mosey workout, others, unsure of what was about to hit them, were a bit excited about that thought of no running. I’ll let them chime in with their opinions later.

Full day this morning as Holly Springs finest made an appearance to address what I can only assume was an issue related to noncompliance and an ATM machine.

As our workout started we had a brief break in the action when a truck backed over a shopping cart.

EC: Quite a few but I’m not sure who so I’ll go with Pikachu, 187, Shamwow, Warbucks, Aquaman, Bullseye

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: Can’t have a good day without a good morning, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, and Sir Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout: Deck of Cards Rotated exercises in order: merkins – on Q down and up (diamond if pulled, Hand release if heart pulled), Lunges in cadence, WWII, Squats

A 25 lb and 35 lb kettle bell were passed left after each exercise. If a spade was drawn it was 2x the amount on the card.

Joker = 10 turkish get-ups and yes you had to do them with the kettlebell if you had it.

Mary: Pax held plank for 7 minutes. Did some R arm and L arm up. Also did some R arm R leg up crunches and vice verse. 1 quick 10 count pickle pounders. While Pax were holding plank Q tested Pax knowledge of F3. A little trick I picked up in F3 Pittsburgh were they hold a position and each pax says the mission.

The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

We also did some work on the core principals: 1. Free of charge 2. Open to all men 3. Held outdoors rain or shine, heat or cold, 4. Peer led in a rotating fashion with no certification needed 5. All workouts end with a COT.

Recover

Announcements: Work at the Holly Springs Food Cupboard this weekend from 9 -12. Showup bring the 2.0s. Need support.

Memorial Day Murph at Womble 0700. Paradise City will be open. Rumor is so will Mutiny with Ultimate.

T-Claps (Recognition): Shamwow for checking on the guy that ran over the shopping cart.

Prayer:
Pilgrim’s dad Ben Sr.
Drew from Motorboatin’s neighborhood
Double D
Lucky on his 50 miler

Emeril took us out.

That Which Doesn’t Kill You…

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Will make you stronger!!!

PAX: 187, 3rd Cousin, Abe, Axe, Bernie, Breach, Da Business, Kid Cracker, Lipstick, Pikachu

FNGs: 0

Another great morning to get out in the gloom and better ourselves.  As Kid Cracker overshot the turn into the parking lot, there was hope from some of the pax that he would “Bo Duke” the curb.  Didn’t happen…..  5:30am hit, and we were off.

Warm Up:

Half a mile warm-up that finished over at the steps on the other side of the library.  Bunny hops up the steps to circle up for some dynamic warm-ups.

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Squats x 10
  • Hillbillies x 10 IC
  • Frankensteins x 10 IC
  • Hacky Sacks x 10 IC

The Workout:

YHC set up cones to mark off 100m for some strides with a twist.

  • 10 to 12 100m strides.  Recover back to start, stopping halfway to do 5 reps (cycle through merkins, squats, burpees)

After stride work, we moseyed on over to the steps at the library for a round of drop-sets

  • Round 1
    • 5 Derkins, 5 Merkins, 5 Irkins
    • 7 Squats, 20sec Chair, 7 Monkey Humpers
    • 10 Incline dips, 10 regular dips, 10 decline dips
  • Round 2
    • 7 Wide Merkins, 7 Merkins, 7 Close-Grip Merkins
    • 10 Squats, 20sec Chair, 10 Monkey Humpers
    • 10 Incline dips, 10 regular dips, 10 decline dips
  • Round 3
    • People’s Chair x 30 IC
    • Frog Sit-ups x 20
    • Balls2Wall x 20 IC

Mosey to starting point for Mary

Mary:

Leg stretches: Calves, Hips, Quads, Hamstrings

Announcements:

  • Wear R.E.D. (Remember Everyone Deployed) on Friday to either Cletus or Ivan, and Breach will donate $1 for every Pax who does so to the HS Food Pantry
  • Help out the HS Food Pantry this weekend from 9am to noon

T-Claps (Recognition):  To all the Pax.  100m strides with little rest and exercises in between definitely gets your heart rate up.  It’s not about beating other Pax, it’s about beating yourself and putting in the effort.

Prayer:

Prayers up for Crab Legs, Pilgrim’s dad, my father’s wife, and those dealing with ailments.

Honored to lead.

-Bernie

Today’s Workout Is Brought To You By The #11

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So during the pre-blast mumble chatter for this workout YHC learned that Squatter had already brought the Mickey Mouse Merkin to Disney the week before. Having been encouraged to read over Squatter’s backblast, YHC became inspired to work with the number 11 since Squatter had claimed 7’s the week before.

EC: Quite a few Pax came out for EC – possibly more than half of the workout. YHC, Warbucks, Dahmer, The Natural, and Shamwow started at 0500, with YHC and Warbucks running the 1.5 mile loop as a warm up once and then hard the 2nd time to get after that Strava segment.

Chips, Nemo, 187, Fonzie, LED and Axe also did EC.

For those keeping count, that’s 12 out of 13 that did EC. Very impressive.


FNGs: None (but it was Plex’s one week anniversary – way to stay after it)
Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot. Last half incorporated butkickers and high knees.

Circle up for 10 burpees as Abe arrived during our warmup lap.

Note: This was second after YHC promised Fonzie there would be no Burpees after LED put us through 50+ yesterday at the Trot. Oh well, some traditions have to stand.

10x SSH IC and we seemed warm enough.
The Workout:

Mosey to the half pipe and partner up along the way for the first round of 11’s. 1 pax goes to one hill for 10x Star Jumps, other goes the other way for 1x Monkey Humper. Bonus Turkish Getup in the middle every time you pass (but just 1 each time – turned out to be enough to kill the momentum and make things harder for no reason. My style). Switch hills and count down/up so it always adds up to 11.

After we finished that fun time for our legs we went back to the meetup parking lot to trash our shoulders with the Mickey Mouse Merkin Mile. Partners run opposite directions and when they meet they perform 11 Mickey Mouse Merkins (Wide Merkin, Diamond Merkin, Wide Merkin – WDW aka Walt Disney World).

Original plan was the pax would continue this dropping by 1 every time (YHC learned from Hello Kitty in Chicago that this should be a descending thing, not an ascending one). However after round 1 it was clear that this was unreasonable, so YHC audibled to dropping the count by 2 every time.

Once finished we went to the highlight of the AO – the abyss. (I guess you could argue about the turf fields, but today it was all about the abyss).

Pax go to the bottom for another round of 11s – 1x LBC In Cadence (IC) at the bottom. Pax bunny hopped up the stairs (yeah, that sucked) for 10x Low Slow Flutters IC at the top. Standard 11s – drop the LBCs, increase the flutters. We stayed together as a group for these, holding 6 inch holds for the 6.

2nd time up the abyss we bunny hopped again, times 3 and 4 we wheel burrowed with our partners. Sadly after time 4 we were approaching our time limit, so we headed back to the meetup parking lot for some Mary.

Mary:

Pickle Pounders x20 IC (impressive form by ShamWow!)

Homer to Marge x10 IC, x5 IC each leg

Shoulder taps x10 IC

Yoga – runners pose on each side x10 seconds, pidgeon pose on each side x10 seconds and we were done right at 45 minutes.
Announcements:

Work day at the food bank this Saturday. 9am – noon, bring gloves, they have tools.

Push for those that haven’t Q’d to sign up. Sheet is pretty empty for next week 🙁

T-Claps (Recognition):

Warbucks for pushing himself to run fast on EC and getting on the segment leader board. Sometimes you have to push yourself!
Prayer:

187’s neighbor Tom – prognosis is better but continued prayers.

Shredder – praises for progress.

Skidmark for the annoying calf injury

Crab legs as always

YHC took us out. Always an honor and a privilege to lead!

Small Light Poles – there’s 13

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FNGs:

ECEC: ShamWow, Pikachu

EC: ShamWow, Pikachu, 187, Axe, Skidmark, The Natural
Warm Up:  Axe lead the warmup with running around ting after each exercise, Side straddle hop, Good Mornings, Imperials, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Merkins
The Workout:  Partnered up – playing catch me if you can with BLIMPS.  Each pax started with 3 Burpees as they ran and caught the next pax, then that pax did the exercise.  3 Burpees, 4 Lungs, 5 Imperials, 6 Merkins, 7 Pickle Pounders and 8 Squats.  After this, we got at the bottom of Ting ramp and did Merkin Suicides.  We followed the instructions left by Skidmark, but were not certain if he meant suicides where we did latter Merkins at the large light poles or small light polls.  Pikachu liking pain and whatnot determined it must have been the little light poles, 13 total.  1 light pole 1 Merkin, 2 light pole 2 Merkins … to 13.
Mary:  Various ab exercise such as low slow flutter, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, and some taps – lots of taps (shoulder taps, nipplers, back of the head and then butt taps).  You cant make this stuff up…
Announcements:  Rugged Maniac this Saturday, Memorial day at Womble, Cletus is now a 05:30am workout, Derek Davis Aug 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Axe leading the warmup and did a hell of a job (he is ready to be Q…)
Prayer: Skidmark –  for the calf, 187’s neighbor Tom for breathing issues Saturday night hospital visit, unspoken

Where’s Dad? and Wear Red Fridays

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Extra Extra Credit:  M4L and Pablo

Extra Credit: M4L, Pablo, Dawgpound, Axe, Emeril, Cookies, Squatter, 187, Skidmark, Full House, Bullseye

2.0’s w/out their Dads:  Bullseye and Gumby

FNGs: Yes.  Hospital Name: Trevor Shirk.  F3 Name: Cookies.  @Dawgpounds BIL. From Colorado.  Colorado led to marijuana, led to edibles, led to Cookies.

Warm Up: SSHx30, Imperial Walkers, HillBillies, Fire Hydrants

The Workout: Broke off into 2 “teams” everyone doing the same workout though.  Dawgpound led 1 group, Emeril the other.

In between exercise sets kettle bell over your head walk to speed bump.  Set it down, run to curb, run back to speed bump, grab your kettle bell over your head walk back to start

  • Exercise Set 1 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings
  • Exercise Set 2 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats
  • Exercise Set 3 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 4 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction)
  • Exercise Set 5 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 6 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 7 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm), x10 Tricep Extensions/x10 Bicep Curls

Mary:

Plank Drags

Halos

Stretching

Announcements:

Breach has decided to bring awareness to Memorial day this month with the Remember Everyone Deployed (RED) shirt Fridays. For every pax member that wears a red shirt at either Crazy Ivan or Cletus he will donate 1 dollar to help the Fritter Foundation with thier cause this month.  @Dawgpound and @Emeril will match and @Pablo’s work will match our overall donation.

Memorial Day workouts in planning stages. Details to come.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat won the snickers this morning

Prayer:

Camp Lejuene Marines and their families (accident last night)

Banana Seat Step Dad

Aquamans Step Dad’s dad

Bernie had a couple also..sorry forgot them 🙁

Today’s workout is brought to you by the #7.

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Squatter from Carpex, formerly of Southwake, decided to take his destiny by the horns and control the way in which he earned his fritter.  Keeping with the saying #frittersainteasy, he brought a beat down to Disney that was inspired by Walt Disney’s four C’s and the number 7.

EC: Squatter, Pablo, 187, Emeril, Dumbo, Axe, Dahmer, Deadbolt

FNGs: DynOmite, Lassard, Plex
Warm Up: Good Morning, Windmill, Arm Circles, Seal Clap, Overhead Clap, Steve Earle, Mnt. Climbers
The Workout:

Mosey to SoccerField

Thang One
Starting at one end perform 7 of called exercise, mosey to center of field repeat 7 of exercise, mosey to other end and repeat 7 of exercise, bear crawl to center, backwards run to the start, perform 7 IC count Aussie Mnt. Climber.

Repeato the entire things 7 times adding 7 reps for 3 more rounds then reducing by 7 reps for the last 3 rounds and changing the exercise each round. Aussie Mnt Climber always matched number of reps performed.

1- 7x Mickey Mouse Merkins (Wide, Diamond, Wide)
2 – 14xIC Imperial Walker
3 – 21xIC SSH
4 – 28x LBC
5 – 21x CDD
6 – 14x Squat Jumps
7 – 7x Superman Merkins

Mary: 100’s
Announcements: Fritter Foundation is accepting and matching donations to the Holly Springs Food Pantry, Great seeing Crab Legs out!
T-Claps (Recognition): Praises for Deadbolt and his M. 25 years of marriage.
Prayer: Crablegs, unspoken

YHC took us out with a quote from Walt Disney himself.

“I can’t believe there are any heights that can’t be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. The secret can be summarized in four C’s. Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy.”

-Squatter

Get Your O-Face On!

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Pax: 187, 3rd Cousin, Axe, Bernie, Chips, Cowboy, Da Bizness, Dawg Pound, Emeril, Foghorn, M4L, Nemo, Pablo, Rainmaker, Snap, Slide Rule

Beautiful morning temps as YHC started his extra credit from the house.  On the way, I saw several Pax getting some EC as well as they were returning to the AO.  Got to the parking lot with a couple of minutes to spare.  16 Pax were off to feel the Bern.

FNGs: Nil

Warm Up:

Moseyed on over to the parking lot by the front entrance of the library.

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Good Mornings x 10 IC
  • Hillbillies x 12 IC
  • Merkins x 10
  • Squats x 10

After a brief warm-up, YHC broke the Pax into groups of 3.  I joined a group to make 4.

The Workout:

Within each group of 3, one Pax lined up in a parking space while another lined up in a parking space directly across on the opposite side.  The 3rd Pax had to travel from one side to the other via the called exercise as the Pax on each end did a different exercise.  Once you got to one end, you switched with the Pax and did that exercise while they traveled to the other side.   This was AMRAP-style for 7 minutes for each round.  A lot of moaning after we were a minute into the first round, and I announced that we were going for 7 minutes!

  • Round 1 (7 minutes)
    • Side 1: T-Rex Merkins –> similar to military push-ups but hands were further down by your lower rib cage; feet against curb.  Pax modified for difficulty
    • Travel: Bear Crawl
    • Side 2: Modified Man Makers –> Burpee with a shoulder tap on each side after the merkin, then stand up and do an additional squat.
  • Round 2 (7 minutes)
    • Side 1: Mountain Climber Crossovers –> knee to opposite elbow
    • Travel: Duck Walk
    • Side 2: Frog Situps –> WW2 with bottom of feet touching each other
  • Round 3 (7 minutes)
    • Side 1: Plank
    • Travel: Crab Walk
    • Side 2: Suicide Squat Jumps –> alternating jump lunge and then a squat

After these three rounds, we moseyed on over to the steps at the library for the next round.  We stayed in our groups of 3 for this one as well.  For this round, the reps for exercise #1 served as the timer; so you switched to the next exercise in line one the Pax in your group doing exercise #1 finished.

  • Round 4 (2 sets)
    • Exercise 1: Step off from 2nd step into a squat jump (Timer: 10 times and then change exercise).
    • Exercise 2: Low slow flutter
    • Exercise 3: Inch worm

After round 4, we circled up in the grass for a finisher.  This was announced as a 5-minute glutes/hips finisher, but the jokes kept coming.  So we have a name for it below.  5 minutes straight (no stopping).

O-Face Finis(her)

  1. 30-sec donkey-hydrant with leg #1 (donkey kick/fire hydrant combo)
  2. 30-sec donkey-hydrant with leg #2
  3. 1-min hip thrusts (picture sitting back on your feet and sitting up to your knees – squeeze the cheeks.  Pablo kept looking for something to hold on to in front of him here
  4. 1-min Homer-2-Marge
  5. 30-sec 1-legged hip thrust with leg #1 (almost like a single-leg Homer-2-Marge, but instead you are holding yourself up with your arms and letting your planted leg do the work) – Emeril kept begging me to look in his eyes on this one.
  6. 30-sec 1-legged hip thrust with leg #2
  7. 30-sec lunge with kickback (lunge with leg #1 with a straight-leg kickback with leg #2)
  8. 30-sec lunge with kickback (lunge with leg #2 with a straight-leg kickback with leg #1)

Wrapped this up and moseyed back to start for 1 quick Mary exercise and COT.

Mary:

Quick 25 LBCs since we had a little time left.

Announcements: This month’s charity is Holly Springs Food Pantry.  Slide Rule going for a half marathon and distance PR with doing 15 miles on the ATT this Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Slide Rule has gotten a bunch of PRs for a lot of distances in the last couple of weeks (1-mile, 5k, 10k).  Kudos to all the slappin da bass you’ve been doing to get faster.

Prayer:

Prayers up for Crab Legs, Shredder, Pilgrim’s dad, and the Morrisville police officer who passed.

 

Honored to lead this morning.

-Bernie