Posts

7’s and 4 Corners and Bears, Oh My

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , ,

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Warm up lap around gas station then circled up for Good mornings, Windmills, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm circles, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers.

The Workout:

Mosey to bottom of Cobra Sunrise segment for 7’s.  Peter Parkers at bottom, Star jumps at top.  After a couple of rounds, YHC call an audible and moved the 7s toward Dunkin as that hill was much longer than expected.

Next a mosey over to Goodwill lot for some 4 corners.

Round 1:
Lunge walk w/ kickback on the long sides of the lot and plank shuffle on short sides.
Corner 1 – 20 SSH
Corner 2 – 20 monkey humpers
Corner 3 – 20 shoulder taps
Corner 4 – 20 mtn climbers

Round 2: Same thing with mosey between corners.

PAX then picked out their favorite parking lot for some build-a-bears. PAX did one burpee with a plank jack before the merkin. Then bear crawl around the parking spot. That makes one bear. We built 5 or 6 bears before it was time to get back to the flag for Mary.

Mary:
Alphabet Abs: PAX laid on 6 and spelled A-Z with feet together.
Homer to marge, American hammers, LBCs, boat canoes.

Workout ended at 0615.

Announcements:
Sign up for Sleep in Heavenly Peace build day on 4/24.

T-Claps (Recognition): Nice work by PAX to suffer through my first Q in way too long.

Prayer:
Pikachu’s M, Cupids sister. YHC took us out.

No merlot today

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , , ,

YHC swapped into this week’s Paradise City Q after Lipstick decided to visit the happiest place on earth. With my original workout planned scrapped by the date change the pre-blast just said I was going to try and make someone merlot. Spoiler alert – I failed again. One of these days…….


FNGs:

None today – sad. Need to go EH some sad clowns.
Warm Up:

Mosey to the top of the ramp – SSH x52 IC

Mosey to the bathroom parking lot – Good Morning x8 IC

Mosey to the far corner – Diamond Merkin x20

Mosey to the basketball court – Hillbillie x10 IC

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp – Imperial Walker x2 IC
The Workout:

Run hard up the ramp, recover down. At the bottom keep running down the hill until six gets to posts, then turn and run hard back to the top. At the top we worked through the following list (one bullet point per trip to the top):

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Squats
  • 10 Squats
  • 10 Burpees (I said it was because of mumblechatter but Pablo was right – we were doing them no matter what)
  • 10 Burpees

We then recovered on 10x Monkey Humpers IC, recovery moseyed to the top for 10x more Monkey Humpers IC, and then did the same thing but with the hard run down the ramp and the recovery up. Same 6 exercises at 10 reps at the bottom this time.

After another two sets of 10x Monkey Humpers for recovery we were tight on time.
Mary:

Mosey to the bottom of the ramp – pax line up in plank hold. On YHC’s mark, set, go we jailbreaked to the basketball courts.

10x Homer to Marge (South Wake Style) IC, then 5x IC each leg and some yoga wrapped us up
Announcements:

3rd F projects in the coming weekends
Prayer:

187’s M for continued recovery

All our pax to go out in the world and lead

The Kneeler is Born…

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

21 Strong rolled out at 5:30 for 5+ miles.  The route took us up and out of Jones Park, turning left, we made a hard right on Johnson (which seemed to get Lipstick excited), then Right on Earp, up Cemetery Hill, back to HS road and then Main St. all the way back to Ting.  Numerous PAX out this am for early morning miles and EC.  Follow the mumble chatter on Slack for where the name of the route, “kneeler” is derived from.

Announcements: Long ass run this weekend, be there or be square
Prayers: Doc and Vasoline’s kids both with upcoming surgeries

 

Snake Eyes Shows up at Purple Cobra

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , ,

FNGs: none
Warm Up: GM, daisy pickers, IW
The Workout: PAX took the short jaunt to grab some rail for some irkins, dirkins and dips, followed by a 43 IC count of SSH.  A short trip down the street landed the fellas at Sunrise UMC for some sir fazio arm circles, seal claps, overhead claps, chinooks and moroccan night clubs followed by a set of irkins on the curb.  PAX moved to the other end of the parking lot for a repeato, followed by dirkins.  In homage to “that hill” and Kung POW, the six HIM traveled down to Danagher for 7’s of star jumps and diamond merkins up and down the hill.  With UTI sufficiently saturated with sweat, the PAX headed back over to Sunrise UMC for a set of shoulder taps, knerkins, mountain climbers and squats.  The group then headed back to the hairy peeter parking lot for Mary.
Mary: 3 sets of homer to marge, one round of LBCs and low slow flutter, have a nice day.  Post Mary the PAX noticed a ninja running sprints in the parking lot…several HIM approached for a headlock.
Announcements: Long ass run – options out there, check Slack

Prayer: Shootings in Atlanta and Boulder

Gassed Out

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

EC:  Lipstick, Skidmark, Pikachu, Fanny Pack, Full House, YHC

FNGs:  Pre-blast rumors were told of 3 FNGs to be brought by Katniss and 187.  YHC was the source of said rumors and they were absolutely unfounded by anything resembling fact.  FULL DISCLOSURE:  These statements were made to ride the coat tails of Katniss’s awesome backblast and pump up the numbers for my Q.

As everyone arrived on this fine Monday morning to Paradise.  The air was cool and fresh.  This was fortunately not a morning where the smell of garbage from the landfill hung in the air.  The PAX assembled and intel on the need for gloves was requested.  YHC figured we would be on our hands a bit so better safe than sorry.  This info caught the ear of our resident Pokemon/Nantan – “Bear Crawls!?” he asked excitedly.  It wasn’t in the plan but this was the second Paradise in recent memory where Pikachu called out for Bear Crawls.  I would see what I could do, I told myself.

Warm Up:  A familiar mozy around Paradise.  We ran towards the bottom of the ramp, as we mozy’d a car was moving fast to arrive to Paradise “on-time”.  Bobby Dall emerged from the car and joined us.  Pikachu reiterated his desire for Bear Crawls.  “Bear Crawls up the ramp!?”  I was starting to feel as though I was in a warped version of Green Eggs and Ham.  “Would you?  Could You?  On a ramp?”  The run continued to the top of the ramp where Windmills were performed.  Something was said about “Recover”.  I guess if you need to recover from Windmills…  Skidmark… YHC pressed on and we continued to the back corner near the tennis courts,  On the way, Skidmark looked back on his childhood and ran with his arms spread as if he were a bird or a plane.  Arrival at our next stop, YHC called out Side Straddle Hops.  We went to 25, YHC shouted “RECOVER” followed by Side Straddle Hops.  Lipstick was provided with his typical 50 SSH to start his Monday, Skidmark was given a moment to recover.  We pressed on to the lot, just beyond the barrier outside of the basketball courts – Daisy Pickers.   Warm Up over…

The Workout:

Mozy to the tunnel opening.  PAX watched out on the bypass as THE LAW descended on one unlucky speeder.  YHC reflected on Bobby Dall’s entrance to Paradise this morning.  Lucky for him, no one was on Sportsmanship way this AM as they have been for the last few weeks.

Thing 1:  Tunnel time was not on the menu but the first event was added per request from Pikachu.  Bear Crawls repeats up the hill.  Followed by lunge walks down this hill.  PAX repeated 5x bear crawls with returns.  At some point during this event, the first foul smell was noted.  Did Lipstick, take a Lipstick in the tunnel again?  No time to investigate, let’s clear out – next thing.

Travel to the next thing was a weave through the Paradise lot along Sportsmanship Way, back towards the ramp, and then back towards Sportsmanship again, following the outer rim of the lot.  As we approached our destination, a release…  Warbucks owned it immediately and proclaimed that he was powered by Tijuana Flats.  Full House cried foul, based on his examinations their were notes of chocolate and blueberries.  Something was off and not just the smell.

Thing 2:  11s on the stairs.  WW2s at the bottom (10 to start), Burpees up top (1 to start) – MATH!  OYO!  LET’S GO!  As the PAX worked to finish their task, complaints continued about a specific aroma.  Lipstick was pretty far from the group but that never stopped him before.  Laettner proclaimed “When it’s me, I own it!”  Thing 2 – FIN

Mozy in reverse course around the outer rim of the Paradise lot until we are at the top of the Bear Crawl hill.

Thing 3 (appetizer):  Sprint up the hill to the back corner of the lot.

Mozy around the back and to the bottom of the ramp.

Thing 3:  In the events of the morning it became clear what these men needed.  Probiotics!  Yogurt wasn’t present so all I could do was provide the medicine he would normally prescribe after a workout at Paradise (or any Ting-based AO) – SPRINT REPEATS!!!  Regardless of the need for probiotics, YHC had already decided to incorporate Yogurt’s 7-minute routine to the Main Event.  It played out as it normally does EXCEPT…  Someone ripped one at the starting line and held up the launch to ensure everyone got a good wif… FOR SHAME!!!  (nice one bro)

Return to the lot for Mary

Mary:  Oops, Bear Crawl repeats took all the time we had for Mary – Let’s not forget Bobby Dall’s hurried (but late) entrance – 5 BURPEES!!!

Announcements:  LONG ASS RUN this Saturday

Prayer:  YHC took us out – Great morning in the gloom!

Cletus 3/19/21 My Weinke Got Wet!

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , ,

PAX:  Abe, 187, Cancun, Katniss

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillies, 15 Good mornings, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 SSH
The Workout:

Dear F3,

YHC never thought it would happen to him…

The alarm went off and it was time to head to Cletus.  YHC had stayed up late planning the workout and struggled to shake out the cobwebs.  YHC arrived just in time and found Cancun, Abe, and 187 ready to get their Friday started on this wet and dreary morning.  While starting off with a the normal warm-up, we were blinded by headlights of an arriving vehicle.  YHC was ready to dish out the customary burpees.  But it wasn’t a late arriving PAX that emerged from the white Mercedes, it was more like something that you would see on a Hollywood red carpet.  The first person to emerge was a stunning tall and thin red head that had incredible legs and …pecs.  Wow, YHC thought, what a nice surprise this Friday morning.  Then a brunette emerged and I kid you not, she was as smoking as the ginger.  What’s next?  Oh come on,  yes the bombshell blonde!  And like that wasn’t enough there was a forth!  The fourth lady, well to paint the picture best, I would have to say she looked strikingly like Lipstick’s M.

It was at this point YHC realized he was gawking and had unintentionally stopped the workout.  YHC looked around and to no surprise, he wasn’t alone,  no one seemed to have noticed the excessive break in action.  YHC pulled out his weinke as he couldn’t remember what was planned next.  YHC couldn’t read what was on the page as he became aware all the ladies were looking over at him and whispering amongst themselves.  YHC was a little embarrassed and assumed they were talking about the size of the weinke he pulled out.  YHC had used a whole piece of paper for it.  Then a moment of clarity, why leave the area right now!  So audible called and headed to the tennis courts where the view was extremely nice this morning.  Oh, did YHC forget to mention that all of them were dressed fully in white, head to toe?  That’s right, skin tight white athletic shirts and yoga pants.

Not that anyone cared, but we did sort of an ab tabata.  1 min for each of 3 exercises, 30 sec break, 3 more exercises .  Figure 8’s (30 sec CW/CCW), Windshield Wipers, Rotating piston, 30 sec Break, Starfish crunch, Plank Tucks, Upper Circle Crunch (30 sec CW/CCW).  Form was questionable for these due to the YHC poor demonstrations of this new stolen material and the fact that the dream team had mossed over to the concession shelter directly in front of us.  It seemed intentional as they proceeded with a plethora of stretches while shifting position in a CW circular rotation that gave each specimen a turn in the direct line of sight.  The performance delighted the eyes and induced shameful thoughts.  After their warmup they headed off towards the picnic shelter and each provided us a courteous hello and tease full wave as they passed by.

So what did we do?  That’s right, we headed to the picnic shelter.  Pax divided up into 2 groups.  Group 1 BTTW, Group 2 Erkin twists, Switch, Group 1 People’s chair, Group 2 Dips.  Rinse an repeat 3X.  YHC knows you don’t care!  What happened to the dream team?  Well they were doing laps around the soccer fields.  Did YHC mention it was raining and cold?  That the dream team was all in white?  It wasn’t a hard rain, but it wasn’t a mist either and apparently the dream team “don’t do bra’s”.  So after we finished up at the picnic shelter, it was time for the chase!

We headed to the track around the soccer fields and performed a 4 corner stack OYO .  10 Burpees, 15 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers, 25 Sumo Squats.  It was a slow start by the PAX and YHC thought he was neglecting his duties as a Q (due to the 4 fine distractions) and would need to encourage the PAX.  It was about this time that the dream team lapped us…no encouragement needed.  It was like the PAX were shot out of a cannon and off to the races.  We ran along side most of the dream team to the next corner.  These ladies were fast with those long legs and there was some good flirtatious mumblechatter along the way.  When we got to the next corner, the PAX banged out exercises like mad men and sprinted to catch up to the wet shirts ahead.  YHC thinks we were headed to the 3rd corner when we realized 187 was falling behind.  Apparently, the dream team member that looked like Lipstick’s M was their weak link.  We told the ladies how we circle back to pick up the 6 in F3 and they said in unison with pouty lips “that is so sweet” and they headed back with us.  We found 187 and their 6 mubblechattering it up!  Those two were really hitting it off like they had known each other forever.  We finished up the 4 corner stack and headed to Mary while the dream team headed back to the concession shelter for their own version of Mary.

Mary:  WHAT?  Come on… WE SHOWED OFF OUR PICKLE POUNDERS and they were clapping and hollering like a bunch of drunk Irish men!!!  Followed up by some shoulder taps just to show we had more left.  A few stretches and called it a day.

It was about this time that YHC snooze alarm went off…it was all a dream.  YHC headed to Cletus and to my surprise it went identical to my dream.  Well except there was no dream team and 187 wasn’t the 6, might have been the other way around!!!

Announcements:  Saturday HSPD Blood Drive, LAR next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Abe, Cancun, and 187 for coming out on this dreary day
Prayer:  Pickachu’s M’s back issues and test results

What kinda moves are these anyways…??? SCHLEGS

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , ,

FNGs: NONE
Warm Up: 187 made the call to go as I was deep in mumblechatter… Quick mosey around the PL.

SSH x50, Daisey Picker x15, Frankenstein x10, “arms out”…. Deep squat x15, Seal Claps x10, hold em out, OHC x10, hold em out, Seal Claps x10. Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

PAX were pre-blasted this would be a near-zero running workout, they got it. Two coupons were introduced. 2 “pacers” went around the parking lot loop w/ coupons John Cusack. While they were off the following were done AMRAP and as the pacers came in, 2 more went out and we moved on to a new exercise. Repeato until finished with the moves.

Push back Merkin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mej9bd7Uccs), prisoner squat, mountain climber, bulgarian squats on the short wall, elevated push back merkin, step-ups, BTTW, People’s chair, Dive Bomber Merkins, Mickey Mouse Merkins, WWII, 1 Legged skaters.

Mary: We passed those coupons around for everyone to get a chance – while the rest of the group did the mary exercise two would do a dying cockroach position pushing the block over the chest. We rotated after each call.

LBC 20, Box Cutter 20, Homer-Marge 30, LSF 20, Pickle Pounder 20
Announcements: Deadbolt on the Q at Kung Pow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out.

Buzzards with Random Counts

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

YHC cooked up a plan to get everyone here between 3-3.5 miles during the workout. Random counts at stops along the way were on the bill today as we primarily circled the soccer fields like buzzards in 8 Man Indian Run lines. Strong work put in by all PAX along the way. Bear crawls were a last minute consideration at the prodding of Pikachu during the Gloom, but ultimately time expired.

ECers’: Skidmark, Pikachu, Full House, U.T.I., and YHC.

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: Good Mornings x20 IC followed by a warm up mosey with stops along the way around the large lot in front of the ball fields. Warm-ups included: Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC (F/R), Imperial Walkers x10 IC, Hillbillies x10 IC, 10 Burpees for a very late arrival, and Windmills x10 IC.
The Workout: We counted off into two 8 man Indian Run lines. Every stop at the BBall Court would be 5 burpees, every time passing the flags at the stadium entrance would be 7 Star Jumps. Each time the Indian Run groups crossed paths, YHC would call an exercise. Exercises included: Merkins x30, Mountain Climbers x14 IC, SSH x40 IC, Prisoner Squats x37, Plank Jacks x17 IC, Hand Release Merkins x 21, Squat Jumps x17…I think. We circled a total of 4 times, switching directions halfway through.

Groups converged at the bottom of the ramp for 25 IC LSF’s led by Skidmark. We moved on to a series of short hill repeats up the ramp. Started at the first light pole with 14 merkins, ran to the top for 6 step-ups. Each time back we deleted a light pole and 1 merkin. Some PAX may have got down as low as 10 merkins before we had to call it quits at the top of the ramp and head back on a mosey to the BBall Court for Mary.
Mary: Homer to Marge x20 IC, Box Cutters x 20 IC
Announcements: TedTalk Tuesday about Shield Locks…tune in. Long Ass Run Saturday the 27th, check Slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): The HIM’s at Ting who just kept going today…several fellas were tired, YHC could tell…but we inspire eachother to move forward.
Prayer: Roger Roger cousin with stroke and brain tumor, his family friend Maggie (breast cancer). Dumbo stepped up to take us out. Strong work, YHC was blessed to lead today!

FML Visits Sheepdog

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , ,

Saw a nice spot open on the Q Sheet for Sheepdog and decided to take it up with the shield lock. 187 stepped up and a co-Q it was!

FNGs:

Not today – maybe a good thing, who knows
Warm Up:

Newly named Australian Slaughter Starter – 20x Turkish Getups OYO

5x Burpees for Cupid coming in on two wheels

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Frankenstein x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 forward/backward

Seal clap x10 IC

Squatted overhead clap x10 IC
The Workout:

Mosey to the end of the parking lot and line up for 11s. Donkey kicks, sprint to other end, star jumps, mosey back.

Mosey to the nearby school wall – Preacher’s Chair x10 down the line, followed by Balls to the Wall x10 down the line

Mosey back to the parking lot for Freddie Mercury x10 IC before handing off to 187

Indian run to the back of the school

Build a bear on four square squares

First half of around the clock merkins

Mosey to nearby wall – spider man shuffle down the wall, plank shuffle back

Australian mountain climbers x10, squat jumps x10, australians x15, squat jumps x15

Mosey back to squares for second half of clock merkins
Mary:

Variety of core exercises at 10x IC

End with running in place up downs
Announcements:

Long ass run on ATT

Shield Lock TED talk on Tuesday
T-Claps (Recognition):

Shredder for holding down Sheepdog – an awesome AO for those that haven’t visited it!

Great to see Yogurt mid-way through his bike ride too.
Prayer:

YHC’s M

All the highlights

/in /QIC:
PAX: , , , , , , , ,

YHC’s 2nd TBD Q of the year. Tetanus was kind enough to award me a sweet Staff / SYITG shirt after this one. Very snazzy!

FNGs:

None today
Warm Up:

Mosey to the end parking lot

SSH x20 IC

Daisy picker x10 IC

Good morning x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 IC forward/backward
The Workout:

Mosey to the playground

4 corners on the soccer field loop – 5x pull ups each time past the playground, 5x merkins, 10x carolina dry docks, 15x squats, 20x freddy mercury IC at the respective corners. After 2 laps we mosied to the amphitheater

Partner up – alternate between dips and balls to the wall – dips IC as timer, 30x, 20x, and 10x

Mosey to the middle parking lot and grab a rock. Bearly curling down, crab soccer back

Mosey across the street to the pit for the big hill. 7s on the hill with derkins on the fence (top rung!) and monkey humpers at the bottom
Mary:

Mosey to the tennis courts

LBCs x20 IC

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Sadly we were out of time
Announcements:

Long ass run on the ATT

T-Claps (Recognition):

Cancun – dude is killing it!
Prayer:

YHC’s M