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Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics at Crazy Ivan

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FNGs: Nope

EC:  Run: Pikachu, Sliderule, Dahmer.  Yoga: Lucky, Skidmark, Dawgpound and Emeril

Warm Up:

Jog the parking lot, butt kickers and high knees.  Round 2 Karaoke
Fazio Arm Circle
Seal Claps
Merkins x20

The Workout:
Partner Up
Round 1: x50 each PAX Pull-Ups.  While partner does pull-ups other partner does Kettle Bell Twist
Round 2: x75 each PAX Goblin Squats.  While partner does squats other partner does Kettle Bell Lunge Walk
Round 3: x100 each PAX Kettle Bell Swings.  While partner does swings other partner does suicides
Round 4: x50 each arm KB Press.  While partner does presses other partner does WWII
Ground Pounder in cadence x20
Ran back to parking lot for quick Mary

Mary:
Pigeon Stretch
Fazio Arm Circles
Imperial Walkers

Announcements:

Everything else is on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):
Bullseye won Breathtaker for the week – Additional T-Claps for SlideRule, 16-Bit, Wiggly and Pikachu for kicking in.

Prayer:
Noah Arc’s wife is dealing with a lot of pain and Doctors are trying to figure out why
Midget so he can stop running his mouth at the workouts and actually start to push himself

The Shortest Straw Has Been Pulled for You

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: 10x SSH IC, 10x Windmills IC, 10x Daisy Pickers IC , 10x Moroccan Night Club IC
The Workout:

Four PAX showed up this morning to participate in my take on a four corners workout.  YHC showed up with just enough time to set up two agility ladders and two sets of cones around the lower section of the parking lot, giving us four corners to work from and stuff to run through in between.  After the warm up each PAX counted off and were assigned their number.  At that point we moseyed over to the first corner and the straws came out.

Each corner had 4 exercises in it with each corner’s exercises having a theme: legs, merkins, shoulders, and suck.

Corner 1 – Suck
1) 15x chill cut plank jacks
2) 5x hand release burpee
3) 10x mountain climbers
4) Run a lap

Corner 2 – Legs
1) 20x Bobby Hurley
2) 20x prisoner squats
3) 10x No Surrender
4) Run a lap

Corner 3 – Merkins
1) 10x standard merkins
2) 10x diamond merkins
3) 10x hand release merkins
4) Run a lap

Corner 4 – Shoulders
1) 20x overhead claps
2) 10x randys
3) 10x carolina dry dock
4) Run a lap

When we got to each corner the PAX drew straws.  The exercise we would do in that corner was determined by the PAX that drew the short straw.  After completing the exercise we would then proceed through either the ladder or the cones, doing various drills, to reach the next corner.  This went on for the duration of the workout.  I don’t remember exactly but I think we did either 4 or 5 laps through the course.  I also don’t remember the order of all of the exercises but I can tell you that no one (other than me) liked the hand release burpees and that No Surrenders suck on pavement.  Luckily we only drew those straws once a piece.  YHC called an audible on the last lap to make sure we did the only two exercises on the list that hadn’t had their numbers pulled yet (diamond merkins and carolina dry docks).

Mary: 10x American Hammers IC, 10x reverse LBCs IC, 10x homer to marge IC, 20x sleeping hillbillies IC, 10 on each side, Have a Nice Day

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook.  Attention was brought to the #acceleration slack channel.  Get in there and find yourself an accountabilibuddy to help you achieve your goals.

Prayer: YHC’s mother-in-law that is dealing with the death of her husband.

 

Always an honor men.

 

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The Rock and the Boulder

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EC: Cupid

FNGs: None

Pre-Warm Up: YHC went and grabbed a nice big rock for the beatdown, figuring we’d have ~5-8 people. 10 PAX showed up.

Warm Up: At 530, YHC audibled and asked for a volunteer to go grab another rock from the pile. Modify volunteered and the rest of us took a quick mosey around the parking lot, and then did the following exercises:

20 x IC SSH, 10 x IC Sir Fozie arm circles (F+R), 15 x IC Imperial Walkers, 15 x IC Hillbillies, Michael Phelps.

The Workout: Moseyed over to the rocks where we discovered that Modify’s rock was not a rock, but a small bounder instead. That’s the breaks. YHC did a count off, where we split into two groups of 5 for the workout.  Each group grabbed a rock. From this point on, rocks were not allowed to touch the ground. Group 1 got the rock, Group 2 got the boulder. Plan was to switch halfway though. Each time the rock touched the ground, all PAX had to do a burpee. The number of burpees increased every time the rock was dropped.

Indian run down the trail per group. Person with the rock did a turkish get-up, then caught up to the group and passed off the rock. After some logistical errors, we worked out that the rock should go to the second-to-last person in line. We ran down to the big hill for some clockwork merkins on the (extremely muddy…woops) hill.

YHC randomly called out 2-3 positions and counts of merkins. Person holding the rock did one-arm planks until YHC called switch. One burpee was performed during this set due to a dropped rock.

Next we headed to the bottom of the hill where we did star jumps to get the mud off of our shoes. Due to potential safety concerns of taking rocks down the hill, rock was allowed to drop going down hill. Dawgpound helpfully rolled Group 1’s rock down the hill, mud swiftly moved from rock to PAX shirts.

Person with the rock did their choice of rock exercise, like curls for the girls or tricep extensions. After a few rock switches, we switched to squats, which were done with the rock.

Indian run with rock turkish get-ups back to Kenny’s Grave. Halfway back, we started mixing it up. Indian run was done with karaoke, backwards running, broad jumps. Group 1 circled back for Group 2, where someone helpfully pointed out that the boulder was never given to Group 1 (woops). YHC took the boulder and nearly caused penalty burpees trying to do the turkish get-up…good job Group 2.

Once everyone got back to Kenny’s Grave, it was alternating BTTW (15 count) and People’s Chair (20 count) until everyone had a turn with the rock on each exercise. For BTTW, rock-PAX held one arm plank. For People’s Chair, rock was held in the chair position.  Rocks were deposited on the ground for Mary.

Mary: YHC went around the circle, each PAX called out an exercise.

Announcements:

Check Facebook and Slack

Two new AOs, Wednesday 530 at Womble (starting next week) and Tuesday 530 at Falcon Park (starting in two weeks). Both need names!

Please fill out the Salamanders survey, game is July 28th. We get the picnic deck if we have 60 people (PAX and families).

Dovetail’s dinner and gut health info session

2.0 workout this Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition): Group 2 for the boulder indian run, Modify for picking the boulder up and making us all push ourselves even harder. I didn’t have a single dry spot on my shirt by the end of the workout between the sweat and mud.

Prayer: 16 bit’s family. His mother-in-law’s husband passed away. Also safe travels for the family as they head to the funeral.

Unspoken prayers.

Sprints: Cupid, Martini, Modify

Only One More Year of Hate

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A smaller group than the past few weeks showed up for YHC’s 29th birthday Q – this one was advertised as 29s. Maybe it was just a low day, maybe YHC scared some people off. Who knows, but fun was had all around nonetheless.

 

EC: Skidmark, Banana Seat, Cupid & YHC

Vests: Skidmark & YHC

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x29 IC

Breakdancer x10 IC

Imperial Walker x10 IC

Daisy picker x9 IC

 

The Workout:

Mosey out of park to the left side road of the storage facility, gaining an accountability partner along the way

Balls to the wall x29 straight count while partner holds people’s chair x29 straight count, switch and repeat

Balls to the wall shoulder taps (since regular ones were too easy for Gump) x29 straight count while partner holds people’s chair x29 straight count

 

Mosey up the road to some light poles – duck walk from one pole to the next, squat hold for the six

 

Mosey to the brick flag circle

Partner one does 29 big boy step ups

Partner two holds plank

Switch and repeat

 

Mosey across the street to another wall

Balls to the wall x29 IC

People’s chair x29 IC

 

Mosey down to Aviator

Dips 29IC

 

Mosey away because of the pile of crap in the middle of the sidewalk. We ended up at the path between some shops

 

Get some wall – Irkins x29

 

Mosey back to the back side of the storage building

Bear crawl from the sidewalk up the ramp to the glass garage door

Go back to sidewalk and crab walk the same distance

 

Mosey back to the tennis courts taking the long way inside the park and circle up for Mary

 

Mary:

Low slow flutter x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

LBCs x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Homer to marge x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Shoulder taps x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Catalina wine mixer (minus the merkin – thanks Banan Seat for the proper exercise definition) x29 IC

9 burpees OYO

 

Announcements:

Crazy Train in CarPex this weekend

 

Prayer:

Noah’s Ark & his family

Crab legs

Banana Seat for morning procedure

Nice Ass POTS

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I wanted to provide the PAX that are doing the Triangle Tri and Run the Quay tomorrow a friendly workout that should loosen everyone up.

EC: 16-bit, Dawgpound, Chips, Aquaman, Lucky, Pikachu, Skidmark, Bullseye, Nemo
FNGs: None
Warm Up: None
The Workout:
Yoga with Kassandra Minimal Cues.  She says at the beginning you know the part we skipped that with the minimal cues she expects us to be more advance.  🤷‍♂️

Mary: None (Kassandra did this part too)
Announcements:

Run the Quay
Triangle Tri

T-Claps (Recognition): None
Prayer:

Unspoken
Accordian’s Daughter
All injured pax

Obama was at Disney!

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PAX of 10 decided to swallow the DRP and post at Disney for a limited running workout (less than 1 mile of total movement).

FNGs: None

EC: Chips, 16-Bit, Pablo, 187

Fritter: 16-Bit

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence (IC): SSH x20, Fazio Arm Circles 10F & 10B, Imperial Walkers x20, Hillbilles x20, Windmill x20, 5 burpees for New Mexico’s late arrival

The Workout: PAX lined up for a large group indian run to the small lot by the community center entrance.  Once arrived, PAX partnered up for a Lazy Dora 1-2-3 (no running).  While one partner did the exercise, the other partner held a different exercise.  Reps were split between partners: 100-Merkins (other partner hold plank), 200 LBC’s (other partner 6 inch hold), 300 Squats (other partner squat hold).  Next exercise was a new one for the group that Q found in the exicon, The Obama, the 44th POTUS, this traveling exercise consists primarily of a Bear Crawl, but after every 4 hand moves PAX must stop and perform 4 Merkins. (The 4 and 4 for the 44th, in case you needed that explained to you…).  PAX had to do this from one fire hydrant to another, ~100 yards.  Next exercise was 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall, Partner 1 held the wall while partner 2 did an exercise, then switch.  Exercise 1 was mountain climbers ICx15, Exercise 2 was shoulder taps ICx10, Exercise 3 was Low Slow Flutter ICx10.  PAX lined back up for an indian run back to the play ground for 3 rounds of 1o each: Erkins, Derkins, Dips.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20, homer to marge x20, Freddie Mercury x20, Nippler x20, Pickle Pounder x1o

Announcements: New Mexico has stepped up and decided to share Disney site-Q responsibilities with Pablo.  Come and support your fellow PAX running the Quay at the finish.  Bring a shovel flag and run them into the finish.

T-Claps (Recognition): Shout out to Messi’s postive attitude at the workouts and his desire to post when his father is traveling for work.  Way to be Messi!!!!

Prayer: Fellow PAX in Wake County dealing with martial issues, M4L dealing with selling his house and moving, unspoken prayers

Lucky 7s – H1N1 1-Yr Anniversary

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19 Pax, including 1 FNG showed up to celebrate with H1N1 his 1 year anniversary with F3.  Resurrected the workout from his first post – Lucky 7s.

Five Pax posted for EC – Messi, Cupid, 16-bit, Overachiever, and H1N1

FNGs: Welcome Fram!
Warm Up: Mosey to the adjacent parking lot for the following exercises – 10 Himalayan Squats, SSH x 15 IC, Imperial Walkers and Hill Billies x 10 IC, Daisy pickers x 10 IC
The Workout: Mosey to Church St but first stopping by First National Bank to salute the flag and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Now time for Lucky 7s

-Run to the top of the hill, 7 merkins

-Run to bottom of the hill, 7 WWIIs

-Rinse and repeat for a total of 7 rounds

Mosey back to the bank and performed pickle pounders x 10 IC before returning to the tennis courts.  Hold BTTW while waiting for the six.

Mary: Low Slow Flutter x 20 IC
Announcements: Run for the Quay (wear back shirt) and Triathlon on Saturday. 2.0 workout delayed 1 week.  New AO to start on Tuesdays in Fuquay at Falcon Park by H1N1 and Cupid in late June (more details to follow)
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-bits cousin passed away, Double D’s dad, Midget, Cupid has a statistics test, H1N1 traveling for work, H1N1/Messi traveling for vacation next 2 weeks

This is Sparta

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Run, SSH, Proposals, Proposals with a jump, Sir Fazzio arm circles, spiderman twist

The Workout:

The 300: Pax pair off (one group of 3), and the goal is to get to 200 Hindu pushups and 400 squats as a team (so 300 total per person). Pax A starts off with Hindu pushups while Pax B runs 100 yards, then they trade off. When Pax A returns from his run, he goes into squats while Pax B runs.

So:

  • A: pushups – B runs
  • B: pushups – A runs
  • A: squats – B runs
  • B: squats – A runs
  • rinse and repeat until the target count is achieved

Combatives

MACH techniques (mechanical advantage control holds)

Mary:

Side bridges, X-Man crunch

Announcements:

Bottle swap @ Lipstick’s; Run the Quay and Sprint Tri next weekend.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Norm’s 21st wedding anniversary

Prayer:

  • 16-Bit’s wife and son driving to Pennsylvania this weekend
  • Cupid’s hectic work
  • Dovetail’s friend Nathan (marriage struggles)

Death by Burpee

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Apologies for the lateness of this BB. Got right into work on Friday, and forgot over the. weekend. Thanks Pikachu for the reminder!

Warm Up:

Mosey, lunges with a twist, Spiderman’s, supermans. Then some twosome and threesome partner squats (back-to-back) that all agreed we’re a bit awkward, but legs were trembling and both groups almost collapsed, so YHC declares a fitness success.
The Workout:

Suicides between the lines, first plain, then with a squat at each stop, then again with a Merkin at each stop.

Burpees with a tuck jump (10x)

Burpees with a plank jack (10x)

Burpees with a broad jump (the farther you jump, the fewer you have to do).

Warm-up part 2 being complete…

Moved on to what I am calling “30-30s” (or maybe Henry, for the famed maker of 30-30 lever-action rifles):

4 ROUNDS

30 seconds max merkins, 30s rest

30s max box/wall jumps, 30s rest

Combatives:

Wrist locks from holds, grabs, and punches

Mary:

Legs-on-wall crunches, Absolution

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Dovetail’s friend Nathan (marriage), 16-bit’s wife’s stepfather’s health issues.

Wine is fine but whisky’s quicker

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8 PAX

FNGs: Possible FNG was a no show.  The fart sack is strong with this one.

E/C: 2+ 1 biker: Cupid, H1N1, Messi
Warm Up: Quick lap around the track, 20 SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Good mornings, Stretches.
The Workout: 6 cones set out for this workout.

1. Set of suicides

2. 10 LBC at each cone (60 total), crab walk between cones

3. Set of suicides

4. 10 merkins at each cone (60 total), bear crawl between cones

5. Set of suicides

6. 10 squats at each cone (60 total), lunges between cones

7. Set of suicides

8. 10 star jumps at each cone (60 total), duck walk between cones

9. Set of suicides

10. 4 burpees at each cone (24 total), backwards run between cones

11. Set of suicides

12. One more set of suicides for good measure

 

Mary: LBC, LSF, Box cutter, American Hammer, Captain Hammer
Announcements:FB/Slack, Vote for 2nd f salamander game on slack, Run the Quay – perhaps have a short, 10 min, pre-run F3 workout.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-bit’s wife’s step father, Banana Seat’s sick family, those a run this weekend.  Unspoken and I’m sure I forgot something else.

EC/EC: Cupid lead us in a set of ladder sprints.  H1N1, Boy George, Cupid, Modify