It’s Chest Day Broseph

It was a cold morning right above freezing. All PAX arrived right on time…

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short lap then SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Willie Mays Haze, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps
The Workout: Chest burnout with all sorts of merkins. 3 sets of 5 reps each exercise, and a short lap between if needed for a break. Diamond, Shuffle, Peter Parker, Hover, Dirkins, Explosive/Hop. Second activity was leg circuit with one PAX as the timer doing 25 squats. Others performed either single leg squat, calf raises, monkey humpers until the timer finished. Rotate exercise. Two rounds of this. Another two rounds with speed skaters, long jump, and squat jumps.
Mary: Heels to the heavens, boxcutters, Freddie Mercury, bear stands, pickle pounders, American Hammers, LBCs
Announcements: Goal tracking is active
T-Claps (Recognition): Finkle, Martini, And Norm for showing up on a cold morning. Fumunga for the virtual follow along.
Prayer: Family and Friends with COVID, Fumunga’s surgery, safety of community and country

Run for the Hills

PAX:  Finkle, Gamecock (EC), Martini

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Quick lap around the parking lot, SSH, Good Mornings, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers & Hillbillies, Windmills, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins

The Workout:  Headed to the hill at the back of the park – PAX 1 at the bottom of the hill performing LBC’s, PAX 2 at the bottom of the hill performing LBC’s, PAX 3 ran up the hill and switched places with PAX 1 who ran down the hill and then switched palces with PAX 2 who ran back up the hill . . . continued until each PAX ran up and down the hill 5 times each (just under a mile of hill work).

Headed to the shelter – 5 rounds of Erkins and Dips (started with 10 and decreased by 2 each round) with People’s Chair between rounds

Mary:  Homer to Marge x 15, x 10, x 5.  Low Slow Flutter x 15, x 10, x 5. WWII x 10.  Heel Taps x 10

Announcements:  Monthly Challenge beginning January 4

T-Claps (Recognition):  Gamecock for getting in the EC

Prayer:  Finkle’s friend with Covid, Gamecocks family with the new addition

Typewriters are stupid

Amazon.com : Classic manual typewriter black : Office Products

Remember typewriters?  They sucked.  So did the exercises YHC decided to do that were typewriter themed.  About half way through I realized it was a bad idea but at some point you’re pot committed so you just have to go with it.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Penalty burpees (Norm was late) x5 OYO

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 IC forward and reverse

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Ever since The Nest was opened YHC wanted to try something with the curved wall that is right below the pavilion.  I wanted to do some kind of exercise that traversed the wall, hit the end, and then went back.  Hence the typewriter reference.  Thought it occurs to me that one PAX was probably young enough to have no idea what a typewriter actually is. Anyway, we moseyed to the wall and lined up.

The first set was irkins.  We all lined up on the wall in irkin position and were given the instructions that we would do 5 irkins and then hand shuffle once to the right, do 4 irkins, move again, 3 irkins, etc., down to 1 and then back up to 5.  Once we hit the wall the PAX at the end let out an audible “DING” and we moved our way the other direction up the wall back to the start.

The second set was supposed to be dirkins but the Q called an audible and instead we all held the dirkin position while the PAX at the beginning of the line bear crawled to the end and resumed the position.  Again, continued to the end of the wall, dinged, and then worked our way back up.

Not being a fan of this idea but being committed we had to round it out with dips.  We did these similar to how we did the irkins where we did 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 while hand shuffling up and down the wall.   Everyone was glad when these were done.

We headed up to the pavilion and secured spots at picnic tables for some leg 11s consisting of step ups and lunges.  Two legs counted as 1 so the 10 step ups we started with was a 20 count and we did 1 lunge in cadence so we could get each leg.  YHC was glad for the PAX during this because evidently I suck at counting.

Once those were finished we did two sets of roman situps off the end of the table.  If you aren’t familiar with one of YHC’s favorite exercises, you hang off the end of the table, face first, from the waist and essentially do a reverse sit up.  We had to partner up so that one partner could hold the feet of the PAX doing the exercise.  We didn’t need any emergency dentist visits.

Once we were through with these we did half a lap around the block and then circled up for…

Mary:

American Hammers x15 IC

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC each side

LSF x10 IC

Freddie Mercury x10 IC

Announcements:

Kung POW is open on Christmas morning.  Double D and Deadbolt have your Q.  If you hate your family and want to workout instead on Christmas morning those guys will be there to make you regret your decision.

Prayer:

YHC’s mom has COVID.  So far just feels like a cold but help me pray it stays that way.

FloJo’s family departs on the 17th for his new traveling nurse gig.  They bought a new truck and a 5th wheel and will be packing up the three kids and three dogs as they head off on their adventure.  The first stop is Johns Hopkins in Maryland.  If you see him make sure you wish him well.

Finkle is having to shop for a new car for his daughter and car shopping is terrible.  Pray for his blood pressure.

 

Thank you men for allowing me to explore my curiosity this morning.  I got to try a couple things I had been wanting to do and it was fun.  Well, “fun”.  Can’t say I liked it but also can’t say I won’t do it again.  Appreciate each and every one of you.

 

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The Lorax

PAX:  Norm & Martini for EC, Scrapple for the ME

FNGs:  Not Today

Warm Up:  Norm handled the warm up.  YHC was out for a little EC.  On his way back he ran into Norm which caused him to change his route and get a little extra, however this also added time.  YHC checked the time piece and realized that he was not gong to make it back to the lot before 5:30 – nothing like showing up late for you own Q.  With Norm being just a little faster, YHC asked Norm if he would mind beginning the warm up and not wait on me.

There was some stretching, windmills, diasy pickers, impreial squat walkers

The WorkoutTHE LORAX (as named by Norm)

Station 1 – the parking lot

-5 Home to Marge (IC)

-10 WWII

-15 Freddie Mercury (IC)

-20 LBC (IC)

-20 LBC (IC)

-15 Freddie Mercury (IC)

-10 WWII

-5 Homer to Marge (IC)

Station 2 – Headed for the Trees (hence the name of the workout) that line the driveway

-Lunge Walk between each tree.  At tree 1 -1 merkin, tree 2-2 merkins, so on until tree 6

-Turn Around and duck walk back.  At tree 1-1 WWII, tree 2-2 WWII, so on until tree 6

Station 3 – to the shelter

-Grab some wall for people’s chair (each PAX counted to 15)

-To the tables for 10 erkins and 10 step ups (L+R=1), 10 low slow flutter

Back the way we came . . .

-10 low slow flutter, 10 step ups, 10 erkins, people’s chair

-back to the trees duck walk w/ WWII, lunge walk w/ merkins

-back to the parking lot 5 Homer to Marge, 10 WWII, 15 Freddie Mercury, 20 LBC

Finished where we started

Mary:  Not today – took care of core during the workout

Announcements:  Ted Talk with Bacon, Christmas Party Thursday

Prayer:  Scrapple’s wife having food surgery on Friday

Feeling the burn at The Nest

I’ve been traveling around the eastern time zone since we sold our house September 3rd. I was able to post in Lenoir and Statesville and saw some of their different exercises and wanted to bring that pain to Southwake.

FNGs: None but Kitty Litter had his first post in F3 SouthWake. Recently moved to Fuquay and used to post at Churham.
Warm Up:
Some Southwake standards –
– SSH 25x IC
– Imperial walkers 10x IC
– Windmills 10x IC
– Hairy Rockettes 10x IC – think Frankensteins but kick to your opposite hand like a Rockette dancer.
– SLS (Single Leg Sucks) 5 each leg – stand on one leg, bend over touch your ankles, walk hands out to plank, down to chill cut, back up to standard plank, walk hands back to ankles, stand up straight is 1. Do 5 continuous on each leg, with your “up leg” never touching the ground.
– 5 burpees
The Workout:
4 different things today. Lots of merkins, animal movements, and circles of pain.

#1 – E.M.O.M. – Every minute on the minute. At one end of the parking lot, do 5 Mountain Merkins – a mountain climber + merkin combo that prevents you from getting into too much of a rhythm. After the reps, sprint to the opposite side of parking lot and mosey/walk back for your recovery. Next minute do 6 reps before run, then 7, etc, up to 10.

#2 – Wheel of Animal Walk. Frog hop from one curb across the lot to the other. Do 10 merkins both hands on the curb (irkin). Bear crawl back, 10 merkins right hand on curb left on pavement. Duck walk across, 10 merkins both feet on curb (derkin). Crab walk back, 10 merkins left hand on curb right on pavement.

#3 – Ring of Fire. The Q set out 8 different exercise cards in a circle. I expected the arms to be smoked after 85 straight merkins, so I was nice and this was mostly leg/ab exercises. Do AMRAP for your card for 1 minute, then rotate around the circle until all PAX have done all exercises (no breaks in between). Q chose forward lunge, Homer 2 Marge, reverse lunge, standard squats, LBCs, side squats, SSH, and goofballs.

#4 – Bear Crawl Ring of Fire. Usually do this in circle but Q wanted to use the curb so we did a line of fire. Crawl the length of the curb, then all PAX plank hold while each PAX does 5 irkins (each PAX counts their own so the next PAX knows when to go). After last PAX completes, bear crawl back to the other end of the curb. All PAX hold in the up position for doing dips, while each PAX does 5 dips in cadence (count your own cadence and the other PAX respond with your count). Another bear crawl, 5 Mike Tysons each PAX, bear crawl back and 5 dips in cadence again.
Mary:
Q wanted to do Johnny Cash – it burns burns burns, the ring of fire – but we all had arms aching. So we opted to do squat hold while each PAX did these exercises
– Mountain Climbers 5x IC
– Low Slow Flutter 5x IC
Hardy asked if we could switch to planks so we did that an then:
– Plank Jacks 5x IC each
– Pickle Pounders all together 10x IC
– Freddy Mercury 25x IC
– Have a nice day!
Announcements:
– TED Talk on Slack tonight at 8pm
– ULTIMATE convergence at Ting next Monday (Mutiny / Red October will be closed)
T-Claps (Recognition):
All PAX getting some extra practice counting cadence
Prayer:
Florence/FloJo’s wife has job interview today
Gamecock has some uncertainty at his job after changes
Boy George continued safe travels

Honored to get to lead everyone. Hope you enjoyed the new stuff!

Early Voting at The Nest

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Four corners mosey with SSH, good mornings, imperial walkers, hillbillies, willie mays haze, and Michael Phelps
The Workout: Benjamins (the name will stick of I keep doing it)! 4 rounds of 5 reps at each of the 5 light poles. PAX voted for their exercise of choice. Starjumps over burpees, merkins over carolina dry docks, monkey humpers over jump lunge, and squats over high knees.

One round of Welsh dragons to 10 (uuuhhhggg), and 2 rounds of irkins, dips, lunges. Finishing up with some bat wings in people’s chair.
Mary: heels to the heavens, american hammers, box cutters, boat canoes, side crunches, zoomers
Announcements: Toiletry drive/ruck this week, see Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX participation in the Mama’s house food drive. EC: Norm, Fumunga, Buttermilk, Martini
Prayer: Fumunga’s coworker’s wife in the ICU with Covid, Dovetail’s recovery and move

Arnold says, “You have to Shock the Muscle”

YHC saw something recently from Arnold talking about how the mind eventually can hijack the gains from a workout. The premise is that if we do things similarly over time, our mind will prepare the body to reduce the shock of the exercise. Therefore, you never expose weak points or get full gains from the same routine.

Even as Q’s, we can settle into certain patterns. SSH or GM’s come first. Ab exercises come last. Cadence counts to 10. Let the pax know what’s coming. We don’t just do BTTW or People’s Chair with tiny breaks.. then do it again…and again…and again. Today’s workout had the goal of having pax be unprepared for what might come, thereby having them realize some more gains (hopefully).

EC: Norm, Gamecock, YHC.

FNG’s: No… but saw some fellas I haven’t seen in weeks at The Nest.

Warm Up: Good Mornings x11, Frankenstein’s x 8. Mosey to the corner.  Imperial Walkers x21, mosey to the next Corner. Windmills x 7, mosey to the next corner. Hillbillies x 14, mosey up the hill to do Moroccan Night Clubs x 19.
The Workout: Mosey down to parking lot to do a full down and up (mostly) leg ladder.  It included: 25 squats, 20 zebra kicks, 15 sumo squat jumps, 10 reverse lunges, 5 IC fast feet counts, and 1 burpee.

Next Thang was a series of pax count People’s Chair on the Wall.  I think counts were 13, then 11, the 7.

Next, a bearcrawl/ fastfeet medly across the parking lot length.  We returned with a lunge walk/ typewriter the curbs routine.

We next did BTTW w/ a pax 12 count, then repeated with a pax 9 count.  We did Annie’s and Shoulder Taps between sets.

Now… not Mary but a core ladder down and up. We did 25 LBC, 20 Dying Cockroach, 15 LSF, 10 Homer to Marge, 5 Pickle Pounders, 1 Peter Parker.

Next a Sprint ladder. Varied lengths of sprints across the lot followed by exercise and return mosey   Exercises were: 5 burpees, 10 star jumps, 15 merkins, 20 Mountain Climbers, 25 SSH. Have a nice day!

Mary: In the workout.
Announcements: Martini shared a word about goal GETTING. Goals are set sometime Jan. 1st.  Goals are GOT during Oct.-Dec. Good Reminder!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Military, first responders. Pastor in N.Raleigh (Norms friend), HS family losing son to accident.  Our Nation with so much strife.  Norm took us out.

Keep Your Shirt On – Guns Not Allowed On School Property

EC:  Norm & Gamecock got it Done!

PAX:  Norm, Gamecock, Finkle, Buttermilk, Bebop, Martini

FNGs:  Not Today

Warm Up:  Mosey over to FV Middle School – SSH, Good Morning, Daisy Picker, Sir Fozie Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Frankenstines

The Workout:  PAX paired off for a little Dora modification.  100 merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 Squats.  PAX 1 began the exercise while PAX 2 bearcrawled or lunged (PAX choice) up the steps and ramp.  Once back to the starting position, flip flop until all exercises were complete.

Once Dora was complete, moved to fun on the steps.  PAX split into groups of 3.  Group one took off bearcrawling to the stairs.  Once there they went up the stairs doing a erkin at each step.  At the middle landing they bearcrawled to the second set of steps where they continued climbing with erkins.  The second set of PAX performed LBC’s.  Flip Flop for 4 rounds.

Moving from the stairs to the knee wall.  Dips x 15, Bobby Hurley x 15, Dips x 10, Bobby Hurley x 10, Dips x 5, Bobby Hurley x 5, Dips x 10, Bobby Hurley x 10, Dips x 15, Bobby Hurley x 15

Mary:  No time.  Took care of during the workout

Announcements:  Buttermilk has a mens group that meets at 9:00 am on Saturdays.  Anyone is welcome.  Get with Him.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great Work Guys!

Prayer:  Finkle starts his new job tomorrow.  Gamecock’s wife just enter the 3rd trimester.

Honored to Lead!

Normageddon, Part 3: No time to roost

YHC’s 2 year anniversary tour continued at The Nest where we had great temps but definitely no time to roost. After a solo EC, YHC returned to the parking lot where a handful of PAX were preparing for what was to come.

It was an honor to lead as always and I’m thankful for those who showed up to encourage and push me. It means more than you guys know.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x 20 IC
Frankensteins x 15 IC
Daisy Pickers x 15 IC
Good Mornings x 10 IC
Windmills x 10 IC
Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
Hillbillies x 10 IC

The Workout:
We moseyed over to the baseball field which has never before been utilized at The Nest as far as anyone could remember.
Start off with 5 burpees at home plate > bear crawl to 1st base > plank hold for the 6 > do an arm exercise (Round 1 = Merkins x 10) > Lunge walk to 2nd base > squat hold for 6 > do an ab exercise (Round 1 = WW2 x 10 IC) > crab walk to 3rd base > squat or plank for the 6 > do a leg exercise (Round 1 = squats x 10 IC) > crawl bear to home plate > plank hold for the 6 > complete the round with (you guessed it) 5 celebratory burpees and a victory lap around the bases.

Round 2: R&R plus 5 reps (15 @ each base)
Round 3: Pax chose to change the exercises to Carolina Dry Docks @ 1st base, LBC’s @ 2nd base, and Monkey Humpers (thanks a lot Gump!) @ 3rd base – plus 5 reps (20 @ each base)
Round 4: R&R minus 5 reps (15 @ each base)

That was all we had time for so moseyed back to the parking lot for Mary…

Mary
:
American Hammers (x 15 IC)
Freddie Mercuries (x 15 IC)
Box Cutters (x 15 IC)
Homer to Marge (x 10 IC)
Homer to Marge – right leg up (x 10 IC)
Homer to Marge – left leg up (x 10 IC)
Have a Nice Day!

Announcements:
Mulch on Saturday; Adopt a highway on Sat. @ 6am at Needmore Park

T-Claps (Recognition): Great work HIM! > Congrats on the new job Finkle!

Prayer:
FloJo traveling and family challenges; pray for our nation – healing and recovery from COVID; Finkle’s new Job

Sharing is Caring

Two weeks in a row we’ve shared The Nest with a female workout group (Not FIA). Luckily we’ve had different plans and stayed apart. Guess, we’re going to have to be good neighbors and share the gloom until the gyms open back up.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Short Lap, SSH, Willie Mays Haze, Fazio Arm Circles, Michael Phelps

The Workout:

Bear Crawl Indian Run from the parking lot to the Middle school sidewalk. PAX in a line hold a plank while the back moves up in a bear crawl. Stop at the short wall for 2 sets of Dips, Irkins, Box Jumps, Cubicles (ha! new name by Norm, seated squats),  Dirkins. Walk Like an Egyptian (Lunge Walk Indian Run) back to the road at the top of the park… the burn is real…

What should we name this one? Benjamin’s, Centurion, One Hundo’? They called this Route 66 in the Lexicon, but we don’t have as many light poles. Run along the road doing 5 exercises at each of the 5 light poles. Come back doing the same thing but with the next exercise. Total of four rounds makes 100. Merkins, IC Squats, Star Jumps, Burpees.

Celebrated Phase 2.5 with pull-ups on the playground AMRAP.

Mary: Circle for Mary. Low Slow Flutter, WW2, Big Boy Sit-ups, LBCs, American Hammers

Announcements: Iron Pax Challenge, BRR this weekend, Sign up for mulch

T-Claps (Recognition): All the boyz

Prayer: Unspoken