It’s the return…

Dauber asked on Sunday if I could fill in for him at Red October on Monday because he was under the weather.  Not having Q’d a kettle bell workout before I promptly went and scoured Crazy Ivan back blasts in order to come up with a workout.  20 minutes later I had a winkie created and was ready to roll for the morning.  Pre-blast went out and then I noticed that Mutiny was doing ultimate frisbee in the morning, which we usually converge one.  Confirmation from Dauber meant my time creating the workout was for not.  Or was it?  I was already signed up to Q Possum Trot so maybe I could make it work on Wednesday morning, using rocks instead of kettle bells.

Arriving at the park, still unsure what I was going to do, I made up my mind to scrap the original plan and come up with something else.  I’ve tried using a rock in place of a bell before and it just isn’t the same.  Trying to do kettle bell swings while not throwing the rock in someone else’s face is a work out all in itself.  Alas, at least I have a workout pre-built for when I eventually Q Red October (no, Dauber, this is not me signing up for anything).

FNGs: Not today
Warm Up:

Quick lap around the tennis courts.  As we made our way towards the entrance a car was pulling in.  Audible groans and complaints of burpess arose from the HIM in attendance but ulitmately it was someone who was lost or had other business to attend to in their car because they turned around and left a minute or two later.

Circled up for the following:

SSH x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Sprinklers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x20 IC (10 forward, 10 reverse)

The Workout:

We made our way to the rock pile and then moseyed to the big hill.  YHC remembered his VQ where we did 11s with rocks and figured that could work here.  We started with 10 Turkish get-ups with the rocks at the bottom, then carry your rock up the hill, put it in your lap and do 1 tricep dip.  Run back down and you know the rest.  PAX were silent, which usually means they’re working hard, which is good.

Afterwards we divided in two two groups.  The first group did 20 Curls for the Girls IC while the other group did American Hammers with their rocks.  When the first group finished we traded places.  After one set we returned our rocks and made our way to the wall inside the tennis courts.

YHC had PAX group up near one end of the wall.  The task was simple, PAX would hold BTTW at about a 45 degree angle while one PAX bear crawled underneath.  When he reached the end he got up in BTTW and the next dude went. We got through two cycles of this before running out of wall.  I had the idea to do wall sits on the way back but everyone was pretty convinced that there was no way we were fitting under each other, which was probably a good call.  I audibled to broad jumps over planking PAX back down the wall.  This seemed to work for everyone but Sprinkler who took exception to the apparent downward dog that Modify was doing.  Kicks to the ribs were expected in retaliation to the calling out but Modify is a good dude and inflicted no bodily harm.

Mary:

We circled up for the following:

WWII x15 IC

Homer to Marge x15 IC

Pickle Pounders x15 IC

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC (each side)

Announcements:

Breach’s Travis Manion fundraiser at Bombshell on Friday night.  6p – 9p I believe.  Check with him to be sure

Prayer:

Fram’s wife and baby.  Induction is scheduled for next week but the baby could always come sooner.  They’re both very anxious to meet her.

FedEx’s podiatrist appointment as well as him getting outside of his comfort zone and volunteering to be a prom date to special needs kids

 

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ABStract

FNGs:none
Warm Up:6 pax warmed up to 20 SSH, windmills, good mornings, oblique stretches
The Workout:ab workout pyramid all in cadenc one pax used an roller and we alternated as we went up pyramid

10-boat canoes

20-American hammers

30-LBC

40-mountain climbers

50-second plank and same exercises back down

11’s squats and walkout planks with 4 shoulder taps at extension

7’s side lunges and captain Thor’s.

10 each side oblique side crunches and hip raises

 

Mary:no where to be found
Announcements:q-school Monday at mutiny, mamas house pending weather
T-Claps (Recognition):pax in warm Dunkin’ Donuts planning Southwake vision.  Thanks guys
Prayer:Fumunga a neighbor recovery and wife, I’ll and injuries pax, (breach, fonzie, H1N1)

There was a plan. Was.

YHC had mentally put together a workout.  It required multiple teams of 3 and my biggest stumbling point when mentally preparing the night before was trying to figure out how to address a 2 man team or an extra PAX.  This seemed totally doable as Possum Trot regularly has 10-15 dudes show up.  5.  We had 5 this morning.  Don’t get me wrong, I was absolutely grateful for the 4 HIM that showed up this morning and wouldn’t trade them for the world, but it threw a wrench in what was already a thinly put together plan.  Oh well, time to practice was we preach and modify as needed.

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Good mornings x10 IC

SSH x20 IC

Moroccan Night Clubs x10 IC

Squated overhead claps x10 IC

Squated seal claps x10 IC

The Workout:

So the original plan was to do a 3-man team Dora with a PAX on either side of the parking lot and the 3rd partner bear crawling and/or crab walking with a rock in between the other two and having it be a bit of a relay.  This did not happen.

What did happen:

We moseyed to the rock pile to get a rock and then headed over to the top of the road leading down to the ball fields.  Two groups of 2 PAX grouped up at for a standard Dora (100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats), with YHC being solo.  While one partner started on the exercises the other was bear crawling and pushing their down to the not-so-portable Port-A-R4TJ.  Once said commode was reached they would flip over, put rock on “rocks” and crab walk back up to their partner.  Cycle through this until both groups completed their full set.

Along with the original plan calling for 3-man teams YHC also planned to increase the number of reps of each exercise to accommodate for the larger group.  Again, with smaller numbers we finished sooner than expected so I had to think on the fly.  Or, as was the case today, steal from Forceps.  PAX circled up with their rocks, rotation one rock to the left after each exercise, doing two rounds of:

10x curls for the girls

10x tricep extension (or, if you’re Breach, tris for the guys)

10x rut rows

10x bus drivers

10x chest press

10x dead lift

Afterwards we returned the rocks and headed to the wall on the tennis courts for BTTW -> People’s chair -> BTTW -> People’s chair.  The PAX took turns counting to 10 in as many languages (both real and made up) as they could.  Breach tried to get creative and do an IC 10 count doing mountain climbers but YHC and his weigh vest wanted nothing to do with that and cut him off at 5.

Mary:

Circle up for:

15x American Hammers

10x Australian Snow Angles

15x Low slow flutter

10x Freddie Mercury

Announcements:

Frosty CSAUP on Saturday

Christmas party next weekend

Q sheet looks bare (at least for PT) .  Being with a group that has Q’d often I encouraged them to get other PAX to spread their wings and sign up to Q and fill in the sheet.  It’s getting in to the cold months were numbers dwindle so having folks come out and VQ will always draw a bigger crowd.

Prayer:

Wallaby and his family.  Pablo is trying to set up time to go over and help put up their Christmas lights.  Check the #3rdF channel in Slack or reach out to him directly for details.  There is also a meal train set up for the family.  https://www.signupgenius.com/go/4090c44aaab23a7f58-hanlon

The time around the holidays can be hard for some folks.  We often times think of it as a joyous time, as it should be, but others struggle to get through these times for any number of reasons.  Reach out to your fellow PAX that you haven’t seen in a while, or a friend or a neighbor, and check in with them and see how they’re doing.  You never know what someone is going through.

 

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Thankful

FNGs:none
Warm Up:Good mornings, arm stretches, fazio arm circles, ssh
The Workout:

T – The Wolverine 10 count

H- Howling monkeys atom the circle and 10 count at end

A- Aiken legs 20 jump squats, 20 lunges IC, 15 smurf jacks

N- no surrender 20 IC

K- king of hearts suicides. 3 sets

S- Stirkins stepuos and irkin

G- 20 Groiners

I- indian run to tennis court with last man doing 3 merkins

V- vacuum cleaners with 3 sermons at two locations

I- iron Hulk 1:4 ratio to 7

N- never cross dolly

G – growing pains

G- good day

Mary:none
Announcements: convergence tomorrow at 6:00am tiger blood, csaup dec 7th, Christmas party Dec 14th.  Leadership changes starting Jan 1st
T-Claps (Recognition): to the pax who came out and brought canned goods for Mamas House of Thrift.  Picture to follow but we’ll over 300 items.
Prayer:Quivers family, Hardy and sickness, Wallaby

Delegation Tour Day 3

EC: Fromunga, Banana Seat, Yosemite, YHC
Warm Up: This is getting a little repetitive at this point…maybe tomorrow we don’t start with….. SSH x50? I guess you will have to show at Disney to find out 🙂

SSH x50

Smurf Jacks x25

Good Mornings x10

IW/Hill x15 Each

Merkins x10

YHC announced to the PAX Delegation Tour continues. A wise man once told me that any Pax should be able to Q on the spot at anytime, anywhere. That wise man was delegated 20 minutes of beatdown this morning – Double D!

The Workout:

Double D Mosey us over to the big hill by main st. for 11’s. Burbees at the bottom (increments starting at 1), Bear Crawl up, LBC x11 at the top and then crawl bear back down. Repeat until Burbees reached 7

Mosey over to the baseball diamond for up/down wheelbarrow merkins on the bleachers. DQ (Delegate Q) was notified he had 3 minutes left and we mosey to the parking lot for bear crawl 2 spaces, crab walk backwards to start and repeat until 8 spots.

YHC took back over and led the Pax to the Tennis Courts. We lined up long ways for suicides on the outside lines of the courts. We then grabbed some wall for BTTW shoulder taps x25, Peoples Chair. Repeat suicides and meet back at wall. BTTW Shoulder Taps x15, Peoples Chair Hallelujah x15, repeat 2x
Mary: (Copy Paste from yesterdays workout) Low Slow Flutters x25, American Hammers x20, LBC’s x20, Boat Canoes x25, Pickle Pounders x25
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP is Dec. 7 Shirt order by Midnight tonight. Holiday Party Dec 14, RSVP
T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinkles! After the workout we had some great fellowship at Stick Boy and I had the privelage of talking with Sprinkles. It took a while to EH this guy by Double D and 3rd Cousin but Big T-Claps for his commitment since showing up August 12th. Sprinkles has been committed to 6x a week! Hard work is paying off, he was crushing it out there today!
Prayer: Quiver and his family. We are here for you Quiver, we may not know what to say/do to help, but we are hear to listen and support you in any way we can brother.  Fromunga’s co-worker with Kidney Failure.

Enjoyed coming down to the Quay! If you don’t make the trip enough, it’s not a whole lot extra time to get there in the mornings from the HS workouts. The way home is a different story 🙂  Worth the trip HIM’s!

BTTW til you drop!

EC: Fonzie, LED

Warm Up: I can’t remember…but I know we did 5 burpees.

The Workout:

Mosey to baseball field for one welsh dragon to 10.

Mosey back to tennis court for reconstructed burpees.

Crab walk first court, 4 turkish getups. Run back.

Crab walk two courts, 4 turkish getups and up/downs. Run back.

Crab walk three courts, 4 turkish getups and merkins. Run back.

Crab walk all four courts, 4 turkish getups and burpees. Run back.

Circle merk for 3 rounds, one side do 10 pattycake merkins, the other side do 10 brokeback merkins.

Back to tennis courts for BTTW til you drop. Losers do 5 burpees. Winner: Fonzie! 5 burpees anyways.

Mary: PAX choice.

Announcements: Frosty the CSAUP.

T-Claps (Recognition): Fonzie, our BTTW champion! And welcome to Fuquay Hardy, Florence, and K9 Poop Eater.

Prayer: Everyday life.

Burpees X 0 = My legs hurt

During last week’s COT at Possum Trot, Fonzie made a comment about the Iron PAX challenge highlighting that we don’t do enough leg work.  With that in mind, I set out this week to begin combating that notion.  45 minutes later I had problems standing up after saying the prayer and we’re not even going to talk about trying to walk upstairs once I got home.

FNGs: None

EC: Cupid

Warm Up:

Moroccan Night Club x 10

Smurf Jacks x 10

Good Morning x 10

Cotton Pickers x 10

Nancy Kerrigan x 10 each direction.  This is a variation on the traditional arm circles.  You lean your torso forward and extend one leg out behind you.  Circle arms for a 10 count forward.  Switch legs and then do 10 circles in reverse

The Workout:

Today’s workout was to be a modification of four corners, where we were doing exercises on each of the four sides of the outside of the tennis courts with some sort of lunge walking between sides. It took a lot longer than I thought it was going to so in order to get through everything I wanted to we switched to moseying between sides on our 2nd lap.

We began in the parking lot with an easy set of 20 prisoner squats.

Lunge walk to the side of the tennis courts nearest the road.  Reminded PAX that it wasn’t a race and to make sure to use good form on the way over.  Squat hold for the six.

Bobby Hurley x 16

Walk Like an Egyptian to the next side of the tennis courts.  WLaE is essentially a lunge walk Indian run.   PAX line up and step forward in to a lunge and hold it.  The exion calls for the person in the back to run to the front but since I promised no running yesterday on Slack we bear crawled to the front.  Once that person go to the front we lunged forward with our other leg and held it while the next PAX bear crawled to the front.  We cycled through the line two times to get to the next spot.

Everyone grabbed a rock and came back down to the road.  Goblin squats x20 and then all PAX lined up and held squat with their rocks while 5 counts were given all the way down the line.

Lunge walk to side by the ball field.

Floating lunges x 10 each leg.  Lunge forward and then backward with the same leg, not touching in the middle.  Forward and back counted as 1.  This hurt.

Walk Like an Egyptian back to main parking lot.  This time, instead of bear crawls, we did duck walks to the front of the line.  We had less time than I wanted at this point so we only did one cycle through the line and then moseyed to the center of the lot.

Everyone grabbed a partner and back-to-back people’s chair for a 30 count.

Mosey to the street side where we did Bobby Hurley x 20.

Mosey to the back and grabbed our rocks.  Held them over head and did 20 squats.  Everyone returned their rocks and we moseyed to the next side where we did No Surrender x 20.

After that we moseyed back to the parking lot to circle up for Mary.

Mary:

Low slow flutter x 15

American Hammers x 15

Box cutters x 10

6 inches for a 30ish count.

The count wasn’t exact because I was doing it in my head and during this point someone mentioned my comment about burpees in the pre-blast.  I said that we were multiplying by 0 and that was the number of burpees we were doing.  It was pointed out that 0 wasn’t a multiple of 10 and then other’s starting indirectly calling in to question the public education system of Pennsylvania.  Clearly I got distracted.  Either way, we didn’t do any burpees.

Announcements:

Picnic on Saturday.  Signup sheet in the #2ndF channel in Slack.  Bring stuff.

Q Sheet challenge still going.  Even if its a couple weeks out, get your name on there and lead a workout.  If you’re new or nervous ask for help from a site Q.  It doesn’t have to be perfect and it doesn’t have to be gimmicky.  Just make people hurt (in a good way).

T-Claps (Recognition):

Fromunga for wearing a weight vest for no good reason.

Prayer:

FedEx’s coworker who got bit in the hand by a dog while at work.  Pray that he recovers full feeling to his hand.

Double D’s grandson getting tubes in his ears this morning.  Pray for his mother as any procedure on a child is always much harder on the parents.

 

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Final week of IPC

FNGs:None but 3 pax came out to check out the IPC challenge.  A little miscommunication on starting time but we got a full 45 minutes of work out in.
Warm Up:Individual stretch
The Workout:IPC week 4

3 rounds for time

100 reps of either merkins or squats

100 meter run with coupon

100 reps of either Bonnie Blair’s or kettle bell swing

100 meter run with coupon

100 reps of either squat thrust with block or walking lunges

100 meter run with coupon

Mary: a couple leg stretches
Announcements: picnic oct 12th
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: unspoken.

I’ve Got Big Balls

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  Wicked excited for cooler temps (60’s)!  PAX of 7 came out to the Trot for a Dauber beatdown.  Lots of great AOs happening in South Wake today.  Honored to lead these HIM in the Quay.  The Garmin glowed 5:30 and we were off for a jog around the tennis courts to the snack shack by the lower diamond.  Good mornings, SSHs, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazios and static arm stretching got us warmed up.


The Workout:  Asked the PAX what time it was.  I said it was 12 o’clock and began clock work merkins.  Got through rounds of positions at 12, 10 and 8 with a variety of regular, wide and hand-release merkins.  Intent was to go through the remainder of the clock but it simply did not come to fruition.  Adapt and overcome.  Q had something “fun” planned in the big parking lot for the Main Event.  Headed to the wall for up/downs, 10 on each leg OYO.  Grabbed the wall for 10 count derkins, merkins and dips.  Needed some wall time so headed to the shack.  BTTW and People’s Chair 15 cadence count each (3X) back-to-back-to-back.  Mosey to the road for Frankensteins, Open doors, bear crawl.  Ran backwards and sideways.  PAX held plank once reaching the parking lot with the streetlight that went on and off every two minutes.  Dauber went to his car and grabbed his treasure he purchased the night before from Walmart:  a big yellow bouncy ball!  Batter up!  The idea was the following:  pitcher called out exercise.  PAX executed a 10 rep/count.  PAX continued with reps except for pitcher and batter.  Pitcher rolled ball to batter, batter kicked ball and then ran after it.  Once batter reached ball, PAX recovered.  Did I say mention this was a big ball?  Ever try kicking one of these?  The amount of spin and curve was cool.  Regardless, I think PAX had fun, or at least pretended to.  Lots of various exercises called by rotating pitchers including:  goblet squats, prisoner squats, lunges, jumping lunges, star jumps, burpees, diamond merkins, LBCs, Heel tappers, monkey humpers, and a few I simply forgot.  Time was running short and headed to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary:  Dauber had PAX circle up and called the following 10 count exercises with no stopping:  windshield wipers, protractors, H2M, pickle ponders, Box cutters, Supermans, leg lifts, bent leg lifts, WWIIs, cockroaches, plank jacks, mountain climbers…Last few minutes were spent doing yoga with DD, Cobra, Child’s pose and Pigeon.

Announcements:  F3 picnic – see google doc.  Only 4 people signed up so far to bring something.  Sign up.

Introduction of new AOs coming to FV (names, type of workouts, days of the week, Qs etc.)

F2 at Stickboy.  (Met up with Farva and Banana Seat)  nice surprise.  And Norm’s prayer group was rather loud this am; did they miss him already?

T-Claps (Recognition):  H1N1 for EC today – solo.

Prayer:  Unspoken and spoken; PAX with injuries; family members with illness/cancer; uneasiness at work/heavy schedule coming; marriages (ups/downs).  When called upon by others for strength, be that go-to guy. Let them lean on you; be an active listener, be compassionate, show empathy, raise someone up…Dauber took us out.

My time is running out as a co-Q at Possum Trot.  I can not tell you how much of an honor it is having you trust in me to lead you at this venue.  Thank you brothers.  -Dauber

IPC Week 2

4 pax at Possum trot for week 2 IPC beat down.  Good luck and nice work to the others at the 9/11 stair climb.  I feel both groups were pushing through the pain and exhaustion to get through the workout in remembrance of the hero’s that day. Great job guys!!!

FNGs:none
Warm Up: OYO due to time constraints
The Workout:

4 rounds with 1600m, 1200m,800m,400m after each set. All exercises with cinder blocks

10- man makers

20-overhead press

30-kB swings

40- goblet squats

50-incline merkins

Announcements: hsh, sept 29th police run
T-Claps (Recognition):BRR guys At morning workouts after long weekend.
Prayer: Duane burgers wife and situation. Crab legs,