There are plenty of not stupid people apparently…

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PAX: Steamboat, Buford, Dawgpound, Tetanus, Tush, 16 Bit, Pikachu, Wahoo, Koolaid, Spinman, Midget for Life, Moped, Emeril, Pipes, Super Spreader, Chaps, Dahmer, Pots, Pumpkin Spice, Wiggly, Snap

Apparently this one never published, was stuck in Drafts folder.  Oh well, better late than never.

Weather called for rain and cold this morning, Crazy Ivan was the only option with a roof over your head so I decided to make a call to divide the ranks into stupid and not stupid.  21 showed up so I guess there still hope for F3 South Wake.  Or maybe we’re just the weak ones…  Regardless, I was happy to work hard and stay dry this morning!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot and then SSH, Sir Fazio, Frankenstein, daisy pickers, windmills, and mountain climbers.
The Workout:

Stairs and Sharing: We partnered up and one Pax ran up the stairs while the other worked on curls for the girls, triceps extensions, squats, and LBCs with a twist.  Partners switched off until they had combined for 100 of each exercise.

Grumbling Legs: We went halfway down the parking lot with front lunges and finished the lot with side lunges.  Then came back halfway with side lunges the other way and finished it with back lunges.  It wasn’t a popular one especially since the kettlebells came with us.

Tabata: 30 secs on, 10 secs off.  3 sets of halos, figure 8s, deadlifts, and Midget love handles

Mary: Midget cookie pouches, boobity boobity with a 6″ hold, plank rows, pickle pounders and a 90 second plank with shoulder taps, nipplers, and mountain climbers mixed in.
Announcements: Monthly Challenge
Prayer: Fumunga just had surgery, and friends struggling with Covid.

Bulbasaur, the best starter

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The last of YHC’s Pokemon Q’s was here and the best was saved for last – Bulbasaur, the grass starter. This was also YHC’s favorite starter and warranted what turned out to be the hardest workout.
FNGs:

None today – would have been a good one to flex on but c’est la vie.
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Hip hinge x10 standard and x10 w/each foot forward

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 IC forwards and backwards
The Workout:

Tabata style – 60s on, 15s off

We built up to some complex movements:

Clean

Jerk

Clean & Jerk

Repeat those three three times through

Burpee

Single Arm Swing

Snatch

Burpee Snatch

Repeat those four three times through

Inspired by Dawgpound’s link in 1st F and combined with YHC’s desire to break down complex movements, we then broke down the Turkish Getup.

First 1/3 of the movement (lying prone to arm underneath)

Second 1/3 of the movement (from arm underneath to leg folded underneath)

Third 1/3 of the movement (from leg folded underneath to fully standing)

Full Turkish Getup

We repeated these all two times through and then did the full Turkish Getup for one more set.
Mary:

We were smoked – the Turkish Getups were brutal.

Yoga – downward dog, shoulder needle thread, forward fold, slow roll up
Announcements:

Wear Red on Friday – OurLegsForCrabLegs is back.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Skidmark for pushing us all to be better on OurLegsForCrabLegs and helping us remember why we do what we do.

Laettner, Cupid, Emeril, and Dawgpound for completing the Pokemon challenge. They earned their Poffins (aka muffins) – great work guys!
Prayer:

Our country, our pax to be the leaders and men that they are called to be.

Tyson Wins Again

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10 years ago our Forefathers set out and addressed an issue to a problem they didn’t know existed, Today we reap the benefits.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, SSH
The Workout: 10 Rounds with Tyson. Instead of running to the corners there would be kettlebell bear crawls on the long sides and Lunge walks on the short. We did the following exercises

  • Tricep Extensions
  • Rows
  • WWII
  • Thrusters
  • Burpee Snatches
  • Ground Pounders
  • Squats
  • Turkish Getups
  • Snatches

We did not make it to the last two exercises.

Mary: No times. Tyson knocked us out
Announcements: Q-Source by a Shield Lock, join the convo if you want, see Emeril. Monthly Challenge
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for getting out of the fartsack this morning
Prayer: Fanny’s M, Pumpkin Spice’s kids for traveling

Playlist brought to the by the Billboard Top 100 January 1, 2011

  • Firework – Katy Perry
  • Grenade – Bruno Mars
  • What’s My Name – Rhianna
  • Raise Your Glass – Pink
  • We R Who We R – Kei$a
  • Just the Way You Are – Bruno Mars
  • Only Girl – Rhianna
  • The Time – Black Eyed Peas
  • 6 Foot 7 Foot – Lil’ Wayne
  • Just a Dream – Nelly
  • Bottoms Up – Trey Songz
  • Black and Yellow – Wiz Khalifa
  • Like a G6 – Far East Movement

Last week Ivan

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5 men showed up for my 250 post for the year. This has been a strange year with Covid. Luckily I still was able to post 250 times with this fine group of men. You all motivate me in many ways.

EC: 500 Swings Fanny Pack, Emeril, Pikachu and Dahmer
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

This was last week. I’m sure we bounced and did those foot traces. Some other onnit stuff went down,.

The Workout:

The goal was 6 rounds. We did 4 rounds and 1 round of negative reps

10 Push Ups
10 Each Arm Single KB Swing High Pull
10 Push Ups
10 Each leg Figure 8 with reverse lunge opposite leg that we are figurine 8 around does the lunge
10 Push Ups
10 Each Arm Clean Twist with Press. Start movement to side where the weight is on.
10 Push Ups
10 Each Direction Halo Chest Presses
10 Bell Taps
Split Squats
10 Shoulder to Hip Taps
5 Each Arm Kettlebell windmill

When the remix of the man played we did a burpee Roma. Since the burpee record was broken this week by Alison Brown it was only fitting. She did 730 burpees in an hour. We did burpees for each time break was mentioned.

Mary:

2 rounds of 6 minute Abs. So 4 minutes

1o Second Plank
10 Second Knees to Elbows
10 Second Mountain Climbers
20 Second Hug your knees
20 Second Freddie Mercuries
20 Second Russian Twist
20 Second Bowl

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

This Music Makes Me Want to Commit a Felony!

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YHC cooked up a list of exercises that was sure to please this morning. Overall, a very quiet morning in the Underworld during the workout. Maybe it’s because we were staying busy and men were pushing themselves, rather than engaging in the mumblechatter. Either way, the heavy and hard tunes were blaring as 1 PAX noted, “I’ve never heard this Christmas Carol!” and “This Music makes me Want to Commit a Felony!”. 5 strong PAX worked their way through YHC’s Christmas List challenge. Every PAX completed it. Way to go men!

FNG’s: No. However, a few notable absences I won’t mention here…but next time you stand me up…

EC: Kettlebell swings x 500 w/ Emeril, Dawgpound, and YHC.
Warm Up: Good Mornings x 12, Imperial Walkers x 13, Sir Fazio’s F/R x 14, Frankensteins x15.
The Workout: This was a Christmas List 12×12 OYO Challenge. Every Exercise went up by 12 reps as we worked through the list. A few PAX started the list over again while waiting for the 6 to finish. Great work! Exercises were: 12 Burpees, 24 Wonderbras, 36 Bell Merkins, 48 Alt. Shoulder Press, 60 Midget Cookie Pouch, 72 Goblet Squats, 84 Lawnmowers, 96 Alt. Curls for the Girls, 108 Tricep Press, 120 Swings (like we needed more of that!), 132 Boobity-Boobity’s, 144 SSH.

Mary: Either built in or left out…not sure, but time expired.
Announcements: Beer Ruck Saturday at 1:00 from Bombshell, Christmas Party Dec. 17th…check the Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX for completing this challenge in the allotted time.
Prayer: YHC’s M and surgery on Dec. 21st. Those PAX sick, injured, spoken, unspoken. YHC took us out.

…and Emeril, even though you said like 7 times, “I ain’t got it today”…you did! Good work.

Crazy Ivan

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Had a hard time coming up with a title because the mumble chatter was so minimal this morning. Nice group this morning that worked out and hopefully got the most out of the workout. Workout was no running friendly.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Squats, Hillbillies, SSH. Practiced the three moves that would be used for part of the main event.
The Workout: 45 seconds on/15 seconds rest. Start with 4 reps of each. If you completed the exercises in 35 seconds, add two reps to each. If you didn’t make it in 45 seconds subtract 2 reps from each. Stay with the same reps if you complete the exercise between 35 and 45 seconds. Did this f0r 20 rounds with the following exercises: One arm kettle bell swings, squats, kettlebell snatch burpees.

After 20 minutes move to the wall for one set of Balls to wall and preacher chair with all pax doing 10 count. Added a 20lb kettlebell because no brought anything smaller. In preacher chair pax passed the kettlebell from hand to hand with arm extended. Went down the row and back. Then tried it with balls to the wall :/      Safety First of course.

Circle back up with a round of “Jump” by Van Halen. Squat hold and star jump on the jumps.

Mary: 6 minutes of Plank hold with varying exercises. Finish with have a nice day.
Announcements: CSAUPS, Christmas party, Oakwood 24
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 187 and M, Pikachu’s M, Fanny Pack’s M, Pax and families recovering/navigating covid

Turkey farts

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Good mornings, SSH, Daisy pickers, Sir Fozy, Windmill, take a lap
The Workout: alternating exercises (clean press, CFG, cookies, Wonder Bras, Lawn mower, Tri ext, LSF) while taking turns with bear crawl w/bell, and walking lunge w/ bell. Threw in some people chair and BTTW.
Mary: Popcorn
Announcements: Upcoming Rucks ( see slack)
Prayer: Brothers traveling for holiday. 187, wife and family.

15 seconds is a lot

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A 8:30PM text message chain lead to a terrible idea of 7 mile EC at 0430 this morning. Doesn’t take a math genius that that means cutting it close to a 0530 workout, especially having the Q. It got worse once we factored in someone being a minute late and having to make an expected pit-stop along the way. But we got it in and came back to a parking deck with numerous pax despite the F3 rendition of Holly Springs half planned for the next day.

FNGs:

None – a real shame.
Warm Up:

Bounce for 60s

SSH x20 IC

Foot Circles x5 each direction

Fazio Arm Circles x10 each direction

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Burpees x5
The Workout:

Tabata – 1 minute on (that extra 15 seconds is a pistol), 15 seconds off. 5 rounds of 6 exercises:

Kettlebell Swings
Clean & press
Snatch
Figure 8
Turkish Getups
Chillcut
Mary:

Stretching
Announcements:

HS Half run Saturday

TED Talk from Breach on Tuesday the 17th
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick for the 7 mile EC run – nice route
Prayer:

187 & his M. Quiver and his family. Build a Bear for surgery and recovery.

Burn out!

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, SFAC, Daisys, Windmill, lap around the deck
The Workout: 6 exercises, 5 rounds, 1 min work and 15 sec rest. Lawnmower, tricep extensions, ground pounders, curls for the girls, overhead press, and goblet squats
Mary: midget cookie pouches with the bell, low slow flutter with the bell
Announcements: Holly Springs half marathon F3 style next Saturday 11/14. Looking for people to man the aid stations

Prayer: 187 and family. Shamwow and family.

Pre- Halloween Revelry with a Heavy Friend

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The heavy music was turned up loud, we went “trick or treating” a couple times, burpees were avoided, kettlebells were clanged, and a heavy friend (coupon) joined in the Halloween Hooliganry at the Underworld for Crazy Ivan. 10 PAX played along with YHC’s game of chance for their pre-Halloween beatdown.

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: SSH x 15, the 10 counts of Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Good Mornings, and Daisy Pickers.
The Workout: The workout was simple. YHC brought a bucket of tickets, each with a different classic favorite Halloween candy pic on it. Each pic corresponded to a kettlebell exercise that was to be done AMRAP by the men while 1 pax (the timer) carried the pumpkin themed heavy friend (a 75 lb. cement ball skillfully crafted by Dahmer) down to a parked car and back. Repeato on this sequence a lot!

Exercises were: Reese’s – Horn Squats, Snickers – Bell Merkins, Skittles – Single Arm Shoulder Press, Twizzlers – Figure 8’s, Milky Way – Halos, Baby Ruth – Swings.

One caveat…YHC placed a few “trick or treat” tixx in the bucket. When drawn, the whole pax would travel a bit for short exercises. YHC put 3 such tixx in the bucket…2 were drawn during our time together. When they were drawn…we ran down to do a 30 ct. BTTW. Then next one was about halfway through the workout as we travelled up top to typewriter the parking curbs as a group before returning to the Underworld. As Halloween fortune would have it, the PAX never drew the 3rd “trick or treat” ticket…that would have cost us a short mosey, but 30 burpees. At the end of the workout, there were only 3 tixx left in the bucket that we didn’t get to. Lucky day before Halloween!

Mary: 20 Midget Cookie Pouches, 20 LSF IC. Have a nice day!
Announcements: Holly Springs virtual F3 half coming up…consider running or volunteering at aid station. More info to come this week! Mutiny moves to TING Monday for Ultimate under the lights! No metal cleats. Paradise City pax will still workout at TING that day…plenty on room on the turf for a change!
T-Claps (Recognition): Dahmer for his work on a new coupon for Crazy Ivan.
Prayer: Our brothers Shamwow!/187 and their M’s for some recent health issues they are dealing with. Kool aid just moved to area and his family settling in. Chaps stepped up to take us out. Thanks for playing fellas!