As it Turns Out…We did Have Phil Collins

The 4th Anniversary of Crazy Ivan, YHC had the pleasure to Q. So many great memories, at least for YHC for Crazy Ivan. After all, it was my first post ever in F3. Great guys like Nemo, Chips, Dauber, Dawgpound, and Dahmer have carried the torch for Holly Springs’ big Friday kettlebell workout. Thank you. YHC had joked in the pre-blast that Phil Collins would make the playlist, since I’d heard that Ivan had strayed away from the traditional metal playlist and got all soft. As it turns out, YHC was serious because I found a new use for Phil…see Mary!

FNG’s: no
Warm Up: Sir Fazios x 12 IC (F/R), Good Mornings x 12 IC, Imperial Walkers x 12 IC.
The Workout: Each man Cusacked his kettlebell to the end of the the long parking lot. We moseyed back to the end. We sprinted to get our kettlebell and did Wonderbra’s to certain points along the parking stretch. We repeated this until back to the official circle.

6 Exercise Tabata…the time is two PAX doing a certain Thang.

Thang 1: Carry our Atlast Ball (75 lb.) friend between 2 cones and do 5 merkins on the ball at one end and then return.

Thang 2: Farmer carry 2 45 lb. dumbbells to a heavy bag and do the DIY bench press x 15.

The rest of us in the circle did 3 round of each of these 6 exercises AMRAP: Halos, 1 Leg Deadlifts, Swings, Midget Love Handles, Midget Cookie Pouches, Snatch.

When finished we rolled over to the bandstand for a 10 count per PAX alternating People’s Chair and BTTW.

Mary: So YHC has tried to pull off some crazy stuff at workouts…but I can’t believe this worked and was well-received. Phil Collins – Take Me Home. We did Mary exercises during the verses including WW2’s, LBC’s, Dying Cockroach, American Hammers, Heel Taps, LSF’s, Freddie Mercury’s. These were done OYO. At the “I don’t mind” part, YHC would call for a plank hold. At the “Take…take me home!” part, YHC would call for a chill cut plank. It worked perfectly!
Announcements: Brute CSAUP, Breach 9-11 Heroes Run.
T-Claps (Recognition): These PAX…playing along with my shenanigans.
Prayer: Pikachu M and new job possibility, the men, women, victims of Afghanistan. Cancun took us out!

Ivan 8/13

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot
Bounce
Foot Trace
Good mornings
Fazio Arm Circle

The Workout:

We were building a flow. Each Set was done for each arm

5 Rows

1 Row
5 Swings

1 Row
1 Swing
5 Cleans

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
5 Thrusters

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
5 Lunge

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
5 Press

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
1 Press
5 Side Bends with 1 Press

We then built down the flow. We did 10 reps each side. So one rep looked like the following

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
1 Press
1 Side Bend
1 Side Press
1 UnSide Bend
1 Press
1 Stand up from Lunge
1 Thruster
1 Clean
1 Swing
1 Row

3 Rounds of the following:

10 Lawnmower rows
10 Bobbity to Bobbity

Mary:

LBC
Feet and Legs straight up. Right Foot Left hand down. Switch
Homer to marge

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Backblasts FTW

AO: Crazy Ivan
Workout Date: 07/21/21
While coordinating a playlist with Yoshi last night, It hit me that I could steal one of my own KB workouts from The Blitz for Crazy Ivan. So I looked up my backblast from 10/14/20 (https://f3raleigh.com/about-that-disclaimer), printed it out, and made sure to bring it with me this morning. As I pulled up to Womble I realized the one thing I had forgotten… my kettlebell! Oh, $#!t! Luckily the Ivan guys had a few spares to choose from. My usual is a thirty pounder, but the options were 25 or 35. Nervous, I opted for 25#.

Warm Up:
State the mission, check for FNGs(1), and give the disclaimer. Since this is a copy of the workout where Fazio almost got a concussion, I definitely remembered to give the disclaimer (and put that I did here in writing haha)
Side Straddle Hops x20 x10 In Cadence (IC)
Good Mornings x10 x5 IC
Imperial Walkers x20 x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward reverse x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles reverse forward x10 IC
Monkey Humpers x10 IC
Standard Merkins x10 On My Down (OMD)
Mountain Climbers x10 IC
Run a lap around the parking lot

Main Event (1/5):
Halos x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Kettlebell Good Mornings x10 OMD On My Up (OMU)
Curls x10 IC OMU
Overhead Press x10 On My Up (OMU)
Triceps Extension x10 OMU
Bent Over Row x10 OMU
Run a lap
Main Event (2/5):
Figure 8 x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Deadlifts x10 OMU
Goblet Squat x10 OMD
Around the World x10 IC, x10 IC reverse
Single Leg Deadlifts x10 OMD each leg
Alternating Lunges x10 OMD each leg
Run a lap
Main Event (3/5):
Snatches x10 OMU each arm
Two Handed Kettlebell Swings x20 OMU
Single Arm Bent Over Row x10 OMU each arm
Deadlift with High Pull x10 OMU
Squat Thrusters x10 OMD OMU
Run a lap
Main Event (4/5): (on your six)
Chest Press x20 OMU
Skullcrusher x20 OMU
Little Bell Crunches x20 IC
Flutter Kicks x20 IC
Single Arm Press x10 OMU each arm
American Hammer x20 x10 IC
Run a lap
Main Event (5/5):
Staggered Kettlebell Swings x10 IC each leg
Clean, Press, and Squat x5 On Your Own (OYO) each arm
Overhead Press x20 On My Up (OMU)
Triceps Extension x20 OMU
Pull Throughs x20
Run a lap
This is the point where my original Blitz workout ended as we stopped to check on Fazio, so new territory form here on out
Bonus Main Event (6/5):
I asked the PAX if they wanted more KB stuff or Mary, or if they had requests
Suck-Up took charge and led American Hammers x15
Dahmer led Midget(?) Sit-ups x15 OMU
Woody led his side-plank exercises x20 IC each side

Mary:
None.

COT:
7 PAX. Welcome FNG Money Pit!

Announcements:
1) South Wake/Carpex Q Swap Week(s): Last week of July in South Wake, First week of August in Carpex.
2) F3 ENC CSAUP Sasquatch is 7/31
3) F3 NE Wake CSAUP The Deacon is 9/18
4) F3 10 Year is in Wilmington the weekend of 10/8

Prayers unspoken.
YHC took us out.

Naked Moleskin:
I was a little discombobulated this morning after having forgotten my kettlebell, no doubt.
It was definitely interesting to redo a workout like that. It seemed a lot easier this time, not sure it’s just the fact I’ve been posting a whole lot more or if it was just dropping to the twenty-five pounder. The voice in the back of my head says the workout was too easy.
It was a nice surprise to see Suck-Up from Carpex there in the gloom (supporting our FNG I would find out later). He’s excited to Q Whiplash tomorrow, y’all come out and support him!
Many, many thanks to Yoshi for not just providing the hardware for our tunes, but also my kettlebell (I believe it was Woody who also offered a spare).
While coordinating tunes, I had mentioned three Spotify playlists from which he could choose. He went with the one from my second Monday Murph Q. No Elton John, so the boys on South Wake Slack should be happy.
No Fazios were harmed in the making of or execution of this workout.
This was my eighty-first #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q (eighty-third overall). Next Q is Monday at Wild Wild West in Carpex for my birthday week!
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: Woody, Yoshi, Dawgpound, Suck-Up, Money Pit (FNG), Dahmer, Pigpen
Workout Date: 07/23/21

One Big Ball

FNGs:
Warm Up: GM, sir fozzy, imperial walkers, windmill, ssh
The Workout: 8 bell exercises. 45 sec work/15 sec rest. 5 rounds.
1 plank row, 2 kb snatch, 3 swings, 4 tricep extra, 5 CFG, 6 GP, 7 pull overs, 8 fig 8

rotating atlas stone workout throughout. 1 atlas stone carry, 5 burpees, and carry back. 2 atlas stone throw over the shoulder x5. Rinse and repeat

Mary: no time
Announcements: Carpex dads workout.

Prayer: PAX and family for safety and health

Swinging Bells

7/9/21

FNGs: nope
Warm Up: SSH, good mornings, sir fozzie, windmill, spinal rotations
The Workout: 5 rounds, 7 exercises, 45 sec work/15 sec rest.
curls, tricep ext, squats, fig 8’s, ground pounders, cookies, and something else
Mary: w/ bell- LBC, low slow flutter
Announcements: slack
Prayer:  prayers for safety and quick recovery for16-bit mother in law having surgery

A Toby Keith ‘Murica Celebration

YHC picked up the Q and since it was the lead in to the 4th weekend, I put together a playlist for ‘Murica. Little did I know Toby Keith was such a polarizing figure. Maybe next time I’ll go with something a little more safe like Chris Brown and Elton John.  We sweated, we swung heavy weights and started the July 4th weekend off with a bang.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: Quick warmup exercises

The Workout:
Broke up into 2 teams of 4.  Each partner completes each station, then go to next exercise
P1: Ab exercise
P2: Farmers carry (2 KBs) – timer
P3: KB exercise 1
P4: KB exercise 2

Rnd KB 1 KB 2 Ab
1 KB Swing Pistol Squat LSF
2 Thrusters Cookie pouch Heel taps
3 Overhead press Figure 8s American Hammers
4 Lunge Plank drag LBCs
5 Renegade Rows KB hinge Windshield wipers
6 Single leg deadlift Goblet Squat Chill cut plank hold
7 Wonderbra KB snatch Freddy mercury
8 KB Windmill Back lunge Pickle pounders
9 Sumo squats KB clean Homer 2 marge
10 Midget Love Handle Tricep ext Dying cockroach

Mary:
Light stretching.

Announcements:
See Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Good work men.

Prayer:
Injured PAX, Traveling for the 4th.
YHC took us out.

A Warbucks Pyramid

YHC signed up to Q Ivan after the Bagel bros grabbed my Cletus Q spot. This was my first time on the Q, but we survived after a few kinks. YHC brought a playlist of Rock Band classics and a “pyramid” style workout featuring some new KB moves.

FNGs:none

Warm Up:
ssh, windmills, arm circles, good mornings
The Workout:

We did a pyramid of sorts, but ran out of time, so we modified the count slightly. First round was a 6 count, round 2 was a 12 count, and round 3 was planned to be 18, but due to time cut it to 10 (or some modified count that seemed reasonable).
Exercises
Thrusters (L/R)
KB Swings
Single Leg RDL (L/R)
Single Leg Hip Bridge KB Press (L/R)
Plank drag
Pistol Squat
Kettlebell Chest Supported Hinge
Goblet Squat
Front Back Lunge w/ KB overhead (L/R)
KB Windmill (L/R)

After the first set YHC called KB murder bunnies in grass between light poles. This turned out to be a bad idea as YHC took a face dive. After round 2, we modified and did a Farmers carry the bells around a tree and back. After round 3, straight into Mary.

Mary:
Following exercises x10
Windshield wipers (over KB)
American hammers
Midget Love handles (L/R)
LSF bell overhead
Windshield wipers (over KB)

Announcements:
See social media
T-Claps (Recognition):
PAX for hanging with me on my first KB Q. PAX that donated to UNC NCCC!

Prayer:
Dauber travels, unspoken. YHC took us out.

Birthday Q 7/10

FNGs:

Still none!
Warm Up:

Grab bells and walk to amphitheater

Bounce while Jump by Van Halen plays – fitting huh?

Staggered Hinge, Sir Fazio forward/backward x10 IC
The Workout:

Tabata style. I said 50s on 10s off but the app got set to 60s/15s – c’est la vie.

Run through the following 8 exercises:

Snatch
Figure 8
Turkish get up
Absolution
Clean & jerk
Kettlebell swing
Balls to the wall
Midget love handles

Mary:

Low slow flutter, pickle pounders, LBCs x20 IC
Announcements:

Picnic sign up
T-Claps (Recognition):

Dawgpound and Emeril for completing the Pikachu 5-pack
Prayer:

Skidmark and family

Emeril’s friend with cancer

YHC took us out praying over the men in the circle

Things got done and so did this backblast!

FNGs: nope

Warm Up: Good Mornings, Bounce, neck rotations, spinal rotations, foot traces, hinge stretch, windmill. Finish with a lap around the block to get the HR up.

The Workout: Find a partner with a similar sized bell! Partner 1 would either run the stairs or farmer carry their bell to the end of the deck and back. This differed between the 9 exercises below. 3 times we would pause the exercises and partner 1 takes the stairs while partner 2 farmer carries both bells and then we switch and repeat.

Exercises –

  • clean and press (stairs)
  • swings (farmers carry)
  • single leg dead lift (stairs)
  • ballistic row (stairs)
  • off set pushup (farmers carry)
  • Midge cookie pouch (stairs)
  • nipplers (stairs)
  • goblet squat (farmers carry)
  • floor press (stairs)
  • Mary: American Hammer ICx10, Homer to Marge IC x 20, Low Slow Flutter IC x 20. All were done with bell.

    Announcements: Picnic (see slack)

    T-Claps (Recognition):

    Prayer: Laettner, Jeff, Heidi

    Crazy Ivan 5/14/21

    FNGs: none
    Warm Up: GM, Fozzy Arms, SSH, windmill, Spinal rotation, Imperial Walker
    The Workout: 4 rounds, 45 sec work, 15 sec rest. 8 bell exercises.  Rows, tricep extension, figure 8, plank row, curls, KB swings, midget cookie, ground pounder.

    Mary: popcorn
    Announcements: bed build June 12

    Prayer: military and first responders