Warm Up: Jog around the back lot, SSH x15, Imperial Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10, Morocan Nightclubs x10, Fazio Arm Circles 10F/10B, Tricep stretch R\L, Leg Stretch R over L\L over R, Michael Phelps
The Workout:
The Parking Lot
Fresh off of Crazy Time and some head locking by a skirted Midget, Crosby made a debut appearance to Crazy Ivan to join our ‘intimate group.’ He was quickly joined by 4 additional PAX and by 5:30, Mookie pushed ‘Play’ on a playlist that would set the tone for a high-intensity HIIT\Tabata beatdown, complete with Kettlebells, Battle Ropes, and TRX straps.
PAX circled up for a series of 3 sets of Kettlebell Swings for 11 reps each (this was a tribute to Pats #11-Julian Edelman).
Since today’s playlist featured old school 90’s rap tunes from Public Enemy, it only seemed fitting that after the 3rd set of swings, PAX were instructed to perform Clockwork Merkins in honor of Flava Flav and his trademark clock necklace.
Clockwork Merkins x12, x3, x6, x9, x12
PAX took a quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series of Kettlebell exercises- 3 sets of Goblet Squats for 11 reps each. After the 3rd set of Squats, PAX assumed plank position and performed a series of Clockwork Shoulder Taps
Clockwork Shoulder Taps x12, x3, x6, x9, x12
PAX took another quick 10 count and picked up the bells for the next series- 3 sets of Curl presses for 5 reps per arm. After the 3rd set, PAX assumed plank position and performed another series of Clockwork Merkins
Clockwork Merkins x12, x3, x6, x9, x12
Kettlebells were gathered and PAX mosey’d from the parking lot to the Playground with the ‘F3 Boom Box’ (Red Solo Cup + iPhone) varying Kettlebell carries between John Cusacks and Farmer Carries.
The Playground
The Playground was equipped with 7 pain stations, complete with 3 hanging TRX straps, 1 Battle Rope, and various weighted kettlebells. Upon entry to the playground, Eminem’s ‘Til I Collapse’ kicked in at just the right time.
Tabata Style Workout- 20 secs on\10 sec off
Station 1- TRX In\Out Merkins
Station 2- TRX Chest Press
Station 3- TRX Back Rows
Station 4- Battle Rope
Station 5- Kettlebell Shoulder Raises (18lbs)
Station 6- Kettlebell Double Tricep Extensions (2 Kettlebells 25lbs/per)
Station 7- LBC’s
PAX completed 4 Rounds of 7 pain stations. This provided just enough time for 1 more round of Kettlebells\Clockwork in the parking lot. Mosey’d back to the parking lot. A series of 2 Upright Kettlebell Rows x 11 and 1 set of Shoulder presses x 5 R\L were performed…(actually x9 R\L as the Q lost count and did extra).
PAX performed lunge walks, alternating to Frankensteins to first backlot speed bump and then back to Kettlebells for Mary.
Mary:
Plank-O-Rama: Kettlebell Plank Cross-Overs, Offset Kettlebell Merkins, WWII’s, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, Shoulder Taps, Pickle Pounders
Announcements:
Friday Post at Healing Transitions. Midget and DD planning to head out there this afternoon to post. Derek Davis 5K next week. 9/11 Stair Climb is coming up. Fantasy Football- if interested, see Peeping Tom for details.
Prayer: Hosselhoff’s mom who is having a procedure, holding her in our prayers. FedEx’s wife who is currently job hunting