Even the Odds

EVEN the ODDS 3/22/24

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FNG NONE; 

ODD NUMBERS EXERCISE DISTANCE Points EVEN NUMBERS EVEN EXERCISES Points
1 Run  400 1.0 2 100 I/C SSH 2.0
3 Run  800 2.0 4 100 I/C Big Boy Sit-ups 2.0
5 Run  1200 3.0 6 100 I/C Plank Hold  2.0
7 Run  1600 4.0 8 50 Absolutions 5.0
9 Run  1200 3.0 10 Tire Flip (1 lap) or Squat Thrust Broad Jump (1 lap) 20.0
11 Run  800 2.0 12 100 Sandbag Burpees (25 per bag) 20.0
13 Run  400 1.0 14 Lunge Walk Curves / Sprint straights (2 Laps) 5.0
15 Run  1600 4.0 16 Bear Crawl (1 lap) 10.0
17 Run  1200 3.0 18 John Cusack w/Cindy (1 lap) 10.0
COMPLETE IN ORDER 9,200 23.0 COMPLETE EVEN #’S IN ANY ORDER. NO REPEATS!! 76.0

PAX picked their path.  

1 hour beatdown: 

 

Announcements on SLACK. 

 

SEE ya’ll in three months! 

Wood Chuckin’

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: 25 SSH; Bat wings: 15 Sir Fozio forwards, 15 backwards, 15 seal claps, 15 overhead claps; Jack Webbs to 10. Arms and shoulders are awake now. 

Been eyeballing the handrails outside the gym entrance since the middle school was finished. We did a sideways bear crawl up and around three times. 

Found some curb and did about 50 yards of fancy feet 

Main event: Everyone selected a log from thestack. Lined up for John Cusack (overhead carry) Indian run the long way around the elementary school, arriving at the track. During the pain, we all got a chuckle out of several wood references along the way, including Morning Wood and Major Wood. Had to modify from the overhead carry. Shoulders were toast. 

Tossed log over the fence and hopped in. Lined up on soccer end line. H1N1 explained the soccer term, end line. 

First pass: Lunge walked with log. Really we were just scoping out the log toss. I wanted to make sure there were no sprinkler heads. Didn’t see any. Learned that Wide Right played high school football and played both offensive and defensive line. 

Second pass: Throw your log as far as you can, run up to it and do a burpee. Rinse and repeat until you reach the other end line. Fram led  the way. Saw a cigarette butt in the middle of the field. 

Third pass: Mosey with another overhead press? Followed by 15 bus drivers in cadence. Shoulders are feeling good now!

Looked down at my watch and it was 6:05 already. 

OK, time for some SPRINTS! Moseyed to start line. I marked several intervals along the way. We did four intervals. Not very clean starts, but solid effort by all. 

Mary: We had 1 minute for low slow flutter. Have a nice day. 

Announcements: Highway cleanup Saturday after GroundPounder. 

T-Claps (Recognition): This group worked hard today!

Prayer: Finkle’s brother (separation), Rico’s son (noggin), H2N1 family (lost grandmother recently)

Downward Sheepdog

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FNGs: None but we have a new shovel flag

Warm Up: Mosey to the dry spot

The Workout: Various Yogo poses that sucked. 

Mary: Plank hold, Side Plank Hold, Reach outs and ups.

Announcements: Check Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): none

Prayer: 11 yr old girl that passed, Ricco daughter sick, unspoken. 

 

Sally start to finish

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8 PAX out for a moist 65 degree gloomy morning. Couple of missed HC’s but still a couple new faces. We started with a Sally song and ended with a Sally song.

Mosey down to circle for warm up while listening to Long Tall Sally
GM
Air squared
Imperial squat walkers
Mtn climbers
Merkins

Track – Indian run w/ exercises every 200M
1. Ranger Merkin toe tap – go down for a push up then come up and touch opposite foot x10 IC
2. Deep Squats x20
3. Merkin and up like a burpee but keep hands down and the back out x10 IC
4. Shoulder taps x20
2 laps

Ramp
Crawl bear up ramp
At top grab some short wall
Irkins, box jumps, dirkens x15 each
Mosey to stairs
Calf raises on each step x5 (16 sets)
Grab tall wall
Wall sits 10 count each PAX
BTTW 10 ct each

Mosey to bball court
Broad jump burpee across bball court
10x Turkish getups
Broad jump burpee back
Indian run back to flag

Mary
Sally (Moby)
Side dips
Stretching

Hairy bags and flopping bittys

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH,GM’s, Frankenstein, Daisy Pickers, Micheal Phelps

The Workout:

Round 1:60/80lbs sandbags (clean and press) stacked sets, 25lbs KB (single leg deadlift) Weighted 50lb SB drag/pull, 80lbs sandball (clean and bench press), Big Tire flip, Timer was tire carry. 

Round 2. 60/80lbs same, 25lb kettle bell same, Bear Crawl drag with 50lbs SB, Big Tire flip, 80lbs SB layflat put on chest and stand to feet. Tire carry was timer. 

Round 3. 60/80lbs Stacked Squats, Med ball press, Big Tire Jumps, Tire timers, Bear Crawl drag with 50lbs.  Pain Stick OH heel taps,

 Mary: It was horrible and hard. 

Announcements:  Sheepdog parking to change. Sign up to Q. 

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer: H1N1 Son (knee/transmission), B.S. healthy, Rubic’s M. 

Miserable Mile

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Warm up on bball court
GMs
SSH
Windmill
Sun gods
Michael Phelps

Mosey to Track
200m lunge
Abs – AMRAP LBCs until 6 is in
200m run back to start
200m bear crawl
Abs – AMRAP Freddy Mercury’s until 6 is in
200m run to start
200m broad jump (modified and removed the burpee)
Abs – AMRAP American hammers til 6 is in
200m run
200m back peddle
Abs – AMRAP WWI’s til 6 is in
200m run

Stretch back at courts

No new announcements

Prayers for H1N1 family with daughter driving, church members dad passed, Spy Kid kids visiting, Rubiks friend with brain tumor.

Strong work today men.

BS Out!

Sheepdog – 7/7/23

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6 Pax for a combination of time under tension (TUT) and fast twitch muscles.  After a quick warmup of follow the leader, side straddle hop, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F&B), seal clap to overhead clap, Willy Maes Hayes, and Frankenstines, we started the main even.

Using the parking spaces at the middle school we went through several rotations of speed skaters, front toe taps, side-to-side toe taps, and slow single-leg deadlifts, standing on the curb.  We then jogged over to the road guardrail and rotated through 3 rounds of slow TUT dips and then quick merkin pulsing.  AFter that we took a trip around the back side of the school to the basketball court to go say high to Marry.

For Marry, we did a fast-paced rotation of LBCs, low-slow flutter, crab cakes, and breakdancers.

Wrapped up with COT.  Breach took us out.

Reasonable Q

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: GM, Stretch Hamstrings, Shoulders, SSH,

The Workout: Bear Crawl 100m (no walking) 100 merkins/# of PAXs, Run 100m, Bear Crawl 100m, 200 Squats/# of PAXs, Run 200 meters, Bear Crawl 100 m, 300 LBC/# of PAX, run 300m, Bear Crawl 100 m, 400 SSH/# of PAX, Run 400m. 

Mary: Ran back to start, Same exercises as WU. 

Announcements: Check Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Unspoken 

Sheepdog 03/10/2023

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Two for a slightly soggy EC; Farva and Shredder

Started with some Side Straddle Hop, Sir Fazio Arm circles, front and back, seal claps to overhead claps, good mornings, willie mays hayes, to warm up.

For the main workout, we rotated between exercises and combative techniques.  These included wing chun pushing, pulsing merkins, single leg squats, jab/cross combos, and freddy hammers.  We finished by working on slipping past someone’s punch, hitting a reference point, and then a. . . . Well, you’d have to be there to experience it.

Sheepdog delight – 01/13/23

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EC: Farva & Shredder
Warm Up: Follow the leader up and down the parking lines; front, back, sidesteps. 50 SSH IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, seal claps, overhead claps till it all burned and then we held them out a little longer. Good mornings, IW and HBs.
The Workout: The main event consisted of moseying to various locations and then knocking out exercises. 50 toe taps IC, single leg deadlifts while balancing on a curb, TUT dips, Dekin shoulder taps, combo front kicks from parking line to parking line adding one additional Merkin at each line, then lunge walks adding on additional star jump at each line, stair sprints, TUT erkins and lunges.
Mary: 5o LBCs IC and 7 heal taps.
Announcements: TMF proceeds for the SW Beer mile.
Prayer: Breach took us out 🙏🏼