Ascending Testicles, Boat/Canoe and Boney Bums

Warm up

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fozzy Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills.  20 SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall for Ascending Testicles, BTTW and Wall sits (rinse and repeat).

3 sets of Boat Canoes during which Pikachu complained about his backside hurting from the concrete surface under his boney buttocks.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 5 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (still feeling the burn from Pikachu’s monster rock)
  • 5 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)
  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press
  • 2 Sets of 30 Ct 6 inches

Mosey to the Playground

  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 15 American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 15 Rockies,
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 20 Dips, 15 Erkins, 15 (1,2,3 ct) Shoulder tap planks
  • 30 ct Al Gore Squats and High Knees
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 Pickle Pounders, 30 Ct Supermans (alternating between Australian snow angels and Iron Man), 30 Homer to Marge (10 standard then 10 each left leg up then right leg up)
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Hand Release Merkins, 30 ct Chillcut planks, 10 Dips, 10 Blades of Steel

Announcements:   ATT Half and Full tomorrow – Let’s get out and support our brothers

Prayer Requests:  Continued prayers for Shredder, Crab Legs, Puddles.

YHC took us out

8 PAX @ Ground Pounder for Clockwork, Bear Crawl Trains, and Crab City Dips

With a strong contingent of SouthWake HIM running Wrightsville this weekend, YHC wasn’t sure what to expect for a turnout this morning at Ground Pounder. The week prior, Doc put together one of the best solo Q Back Blasts in as long as I can remember, and was hoping I had a circle of trust this week instead of the point of trust he experienced last week. Received a soft commit from Bobby Dall last night and was hoping for a few more so that I could introduce a few special exercises into this morning’s workout. As I gathered the last of my gear before heading out, I received a message from Nemo indicating that he’d be there with Lipstick after their U-Turn run.

Pulled into Jones Park at about 7:13, shuffled through some Amazon tunes to find a Banana Seat inspired track to end Mary with and proceeded with the traditional shovel flag plant. First clown car rolled in and it was Cupid, who had headlocked his brother-in-law into this morning’s workout. This morning was off to a great start with 3, including an FNG. Bobby Dall quickly turned his SC into an HC as he rolled in, followed by Reddenbacher and Swish. Nemo and Lipstick as promised joined the crowd and now we had a party.

With 3 minutes before game time, YHC gave the disclaimer, covering the fine print. 7:30 hit and we were off with a quick lap around the lot then circling up for the following exercises.

Warm Up: SSH X20, Hillbillies X20, Good Morning’s X10, Fazio Arm Circles 10F\10B, Michael Phelps as YHC gave instruction on first segment of workout, which would be some upper body work, but not before a quick run across the water toward Veteran’s Park

The Workout: PAX proceeded down the trail toward Veteran’s Park, side stepping a few puddles along the way. Made our way to side parking area in front of the picnic shelter. YHC instructed PAX to plank hold, leaving enough room in front and to each side to rotate as we would be performing some clockwork merkins. Started at 1 o’clock and moving all the way to 12 o’clock. With the chest adequately warmed up, mosey’d to the picnic shelter where we performed some Slide Rule Erkin, Derkins, and Dips X 10. Inserted an extra round of Step Ups X 10 and Prison Squats X 10 to get blood flowing back to the legs. Indian Run back to the originating parking lot and on to Jones Playground.

At the playground, YHC shared a new exercise known as the Crab City Dip, which was inspired by our very own AXE with a slight modification that was introduced by my 2.0. For those that don’t know AXE (AX w\an E) is the coolest phys ed teacher according to my youngest and she came home one day and said that AXE has them do an exercise in class called ‘Crab City’ (which is basically a shoulder tap exercise in crab position). She demonstrated it a few months ago on a bottom step, but added a dip at the end….So there you have it…Crab City Dip was born. My first Q at Ground Pounder and of course we had to insert this gem.

PAX occupied each stone wall 4 on each side as YHC lead a set of Crab City Dips X10 in cadence. PAX then mosey’d to the rock pile. Ground Pounder just isn’t Ground Pounder unless you hit the rock pile at least once during the workout. Instructed PAX to pick a rock they would be challenged doing reps of 15-20 with. This would be their rock for this next segment and would not be rotating amongst PAX.

For this next segment, YHC informed PAX that the following exercises would be performed between the speed bumps, which were about 30 yrds apart. PAX started at the originating speed bump and got the arms warmed up with some Curls for the Girls X20. John Cusack’d to the opposite speed bump, where PAX performed a set of Goblet Squats with the Rock X 15. PAX put their rocks down along the fence and were instructed to form a line from the speed bump, leaving enough room to get in plank position, head to foot with each PAX in a line. We would be doing an Indian Bear Crawl Train, where the PAX from behind would bear crawl forward until we hit the originating speed bump in front. As the bear crawler proceeded forward, remaining PAX held plank with YHC alternating exercises intermittently to keep all involved (Left arm up, Right arm up, Regular, Shoulder Taps X 20). With the speed bump end point tapped, PAX got on their six and performed some core exercises- LBC X20, Freddy Mercury X20. Brief 5 count and then a wind sprint to the opposite speed bump.

PAX reunited with their rocks and performed the following series of exercises- Tricep press x 20, Squat hold w\rock for a 5 count, Shoulder Press X 20. Lunge walk to the opposite speed bump and at the halfway point butt kickers to the end. PAX performed a set of Boat Canoe’s X 20 and then a final wind sprint back to the speed bump to pick up their rocks. On their six, PAX performed chest presses X 20. John Cusack’d the rocks back to the pile and mosey’d back to the parking lot starting point.

For PAX that have experienced some of my Q’s at Crazy Ivan, you know I’m a fan of parking spaces, so it only seemed fitting that we do some parking space crawls and curb work. Each PAX occupied a parking space and bear crawled to the opposite space that had a cement curb waiting for them. PAX performed a plank hold for the six on the curb and then performed 10 Erkins in cadence. Lunge walk back to opposite parking space. Bear Crawl back to curb for one last set of Erkins x10.

Circled up for Mary.

Mary: As mentioned earlier in this BB, I had shuffled through Amazon tunes and found a Banana Seat inspired track. Last night as I was viewing the Wrightsville name-o-rama on the FB feed, 2 things hit me 1) I continue to be in awe of the giant circle that just keeps growing year after year for this race and 2) that is a killer stache BS is sporting.  Decided to Bring Sally up and Bring Sally Down varying 45 and 60 degrees with alternating ups and downs, followed by Have a Nice Day!

With 3 minutes left, we had to give our new FNG brother an F3 Name. Our FNG this morning (Hospital Name: Chris) shared that he is originally from Atlanta and an engineer, currently residing in Fuquay. YHC having been in Atlanta the week before for some reason had the Atlanta Hawks fresh on his mind, so naturally we paid homage to an NBA star from Atlanta who engineered some of the greatest dunks of all time in the 80’s- Spud Webb. Welcome, Spud! We are better because you are here. Hope to see back in the gloom next week.

Announcements: Wrightsville Half and Full today, Tobacco Half and Full next week. Any Given Sunday tomorrow.

Prayer: Lots of prayers this morning. Prayers to keep all those running today safe and healthy. Cupid’s grandmother, Lipstick’s mother-in-law. Shredder for continued healing post surgery, Double D and his family, Moby and his dad.  Continued prayers for Crab Legs and all those unspoken.

Pax of 1: The Lonely Virgin

QIC: Doc

YHC arrived at Ground Pounder after traveling this week to find a significant lack of F3 brethren and no flag. Quickly considered that he may have missed a post during his travels and recognized that duty called for his virgin Q. Motor Boatin arrived seconds later, assessed the quality of his Q and wisely decided to head for home to work out on his own. So, YHC gathered the Pax and headed out.

Warm Up:
Easy 1-ish mile warmup jog and some SSH X20

The Workout:
Playground shuffle: YHC took advantage of three playgrounds in the area.
–Fellowship jog to playground 1, then irkins X 20, derkins X 20, pullups X 20, dips X 20, squats X 20

–Partner carry to playground 2, repeat

–indian run to playground 3, repeat

Repeat circuit multiple times

Mary:
Freddie Mercury X 25, LBC X 25, Hillbillies X 10, Imperial Walkers X 10, Low Slow Flutter X 25, Homer to Marge X 25 (then 10 each leg), Merkins (X 20 regular, X20 diamond, X 20 wide grip), slow jog and stretching.

Announcements:
Point of trust, name-o-rama, announcements, gratitude and request went pretty quickly. Some pax grumbling about the lousy Q, but hit 45 mins and headed home.

2 Pounding in the rain

Warm up

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills.  Stretch it out with Pigeon Pose.

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers

30 Squats

  • 20 Rockies
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 10 WWII’s
  • 30 Homer to Marge left leg up then right leg up.

30 Squats

  • Aik’n Abs: 15  American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 15 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Dips, 15 Derkins, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 2 20 Ct Supermans, 20 Homer to Marge
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Hand Release Merkins, 20 Dips

30 Flutter kicks and 30 Squats

Cousac back to Rocks pile and then circle up for COT

Announcements:   Wrightsville in two weeks.

Prayer Requests:  Continued prayers for marriages.  YHC took us out

Groundpouder 2/16 Backblast

Pax of 2 for wet soggy Groundpounder

Dauber with Breach on the Q

Warm up– over to the covered table area for alternate exercise calling, all done in a 22 count, merkins, dips step ups, Lbc’s SSH, reverse Lbc’s lunges and squats.

Main Event: Mosey over to veteran’s parks for more alternate exercise call outs. 22 counts of balls to the wall x2 peoples chair x2 Lbcs, dying cockroaches, up and over table travelers, step ups, merkins and lunges. Mosey back to the covered table area in Jones parks to finish up with some SSHs, good mornings and merkins.

Mary: Finished out with some Yoga

Closed in Prayer

Crippled Q

Welcome Foghorn – virgin to GP. Lots of mumble chatter with sexual innuendos today as we worked out – guess there is lots of excitement about Valentines day.

Warm up

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills.  Stretch it out with Pigeon Pose.

30 Prisoner Squats.

Mosey to the Bathrooms

4 Sets of  Wall Sits 10 ct down the line

4 sets of Balls to the Walls 10 ct down the line

30 Squats

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets. Pumpkin Spice decided to grab Texas which was a beast of a rock- Thanks Pumpkin.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 20’s – Ground Pounders
  • 4 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers
  • 4 sets 10’s of Rockies
  • 4 sets of 20’s Bench Press
  • 2 sets 30ct 6 inches
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 10 WWII’s
  • In preparation for Valentine’s day: 10 ct Homer to Marge left leg up then right leg up, 20 standard H2Ms, 30 ct Chillcut Planks and 2 set of 20ct Pickle Pounders.
  • 20 Standard Merkins, 10 Wide Grip Merkins, 10 Hand Release Merkins, 20ct Supermans
  • On your knees to finish off with 3 sets of 20 Overhead Press + 20 Curls.  If the M asks why your knees are so dirty, just tell her that’s just part of F3.

30 Al Gore Squats

Throw Rocks back to pile and circle up for COT

Announcements:   Pumpkin’s M is conducting a talk with 25 pastor’s wives about sex today. Lucky man Pumpin. 4th Annual F3 CSAUP at ATT today.

Prayer Requests:  Pumpkin Spice is experiencing constant ringing in his ears and may need hearing aids,  Dauber’s Daughter is running 4X8 at States today at noon.  Forceps asking for continued prayers for his marriage.

Forceps took us out

Welcome 2.0 Black Knight

Welcome 2.0 Black Knight to the fold.

Warm up:

25 SSH, 10’s –  Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills. Stretch it out with Pigeon Pose.

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks clockwise between sets. 2.0’s in center circle rotate while HIMs rotate outer circle

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls,
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 20’s – Ground Pounders

Mosey to the Bathrooms

3 Sets of  Wall Sits 10 ct down the line

3 sets of Balls to the Walls 5 ct down the line

Cusack rocks and Mosey to Playground w/ Rocks for Aik’n Stations.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Bench Press
  • 3 set of 20’s – Windshield wipers

Break up into groups of 2-4 and rotate stations

  • Aik’n Abs: 15  American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 25 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Dips, 15 Erkins, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Homer to Marge
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs:  20 Squats, 20 Step Ups, 10 Star Jumps, 15 – 3 Ct Mountain Climbers

Cusack Rocks back to pile and circle up for COT

Announcements:    Feb 9th 4th Annual F3 CSAUP at ATT. Bike, run, roller skate or any combination (various mile options).

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Sugar’s neighbor Bob who is undergoing Kemo for cancer. Emeril took us out.

Groundpounder 1/19/2018

Pax of 6 for Ground pounder:

Shredder, Pikachu, R-22, Doogie, Dovetail

Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Run down the parking lot to the 2nd-speed bump, turn back to the fence. 22 count of Irkins and then hop over the fence back and forth until the big gap. Mosey over to the hill and run up and backpedal down over behind the baseball field. Circle up for 22 counts for SSH, Good mornings, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and windmills. Grab some wall for 22 Count dips.

The Workout: Run up the bleachers, at the top 10 Irkins at the bottom 5 burpees. Reapeat for 3 cycles. Mosey over to batting cage fast feet around the perimeter. Mosey over to the fence. Traveling planks around the fence until the bricks stop. Mosey over to the rockpile.
Grab a rock and circle up for around the world. 22 curls for the girls..rotate to the left..22 count tricep extensions rotate..11 up and over merkins…rotate 11  Wunderbras… rotate 11 Wunderbras.. rotate..11 up and over merkins back home for another set of 22 count curls for the girls.
Mosey to the picnic tables for around the world core..22 counts of shoulder taps, pickle pounders..American hammers.. crab cakes. Diamond merkins and reverse hop bridges. Move over to the curb for 22 counts of step ups..11 right 11 left. 22 counts of irkins and dips.
Mosey over to the disc golf circle for a little duck duck goose. 1 duck runs around the circle and chooses a goose. If the goose catches the duck choosesse his exercise. If the duck gets back to his spot first he chooses for the goose.
Mary: 5 Turkish get ups and 22 cadense count of SSH.

Prayer: Prayers for Shredders dad and for other pax members family for their health battles. Close out in prayer.

The Great Eight

8 men pounded one out this morning including our friends WWW and Disco Duck from Carpex who will be leading GP next Saturday.

Warm up:

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and 15 SSH, 15 Midget Jacks, 15 Windmills

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks clockwise between sets.  Most PAX chose a rock they would write home about with 2 exceptions – these 2 pebbles could not be described as man makers.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls,
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 20’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 20’s – Bench Press
  • 3 set of 20’s – Windshield wipers
  • 3 sets of 20 ct – 6 inches

Mosey to the Bathrooms

3 Sets of 20 ct Wall Sits alternating rocks every 5 ct shift from Rock Out to Rock up

3 sets of 40 ct Balls to the Walls (each PAX counts to 5 down the line)

Mosey to Playground w/ Rocks for Aik’n Stations. Break up into groups of 2-3 and rotate stations

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 – 3 ct American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 25 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Dips, 15 Derkins, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Homer to Marge
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs:  20 Squats, 20 Step Ups, 10 Star Jumps, 15 -3 Ct Mountain Climbers

Return the Rocks and circle up for COT

Announcements:    2nd F at Harris Teeter Starbucks and 9AM Bass Lake Ale House,  SW/Carpex Q-Swap all next week (You won’t want to miss Paradise City).  Healing Transitions really in need of men’s clothing especially business attire (bring them to any AO – folded nicely or on hangers).

Prayer Requests:  Continued prayers for Auxfart as he recovers at WakeMed Raleigh (rumor his name may be changed to Asphalt).  WWW took us out.

GroundPounder 12/29

Pax of 6 including 2 FNG’s for an early Sat morning workout. R22, Forceps, Nemo FNG (AMD) and FNG (Pony Boy) Breach on the Q Warm Up: Jog down to […]