Emeril’s Envelopes

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Circled up:

Bounce
Good Mornings
Spinal Rotations
Arm Circles

The Workout:

Emeril was supposed to have the Q. He is up in New Hampshire. He sent down some envelopes for the workout. We didn’t get through them all. He had some pain in the ass cards. Oh well.

Red drew:5 Waterfalls Each Direction
Dawgpound drew: Around the clock merkins
Red drew: Lunge around the parking lot
Dawgpound drew: Start at 100 Jump Ropes and 10 Turkish Getups. Countdown by even numbers. So 100, 10, 80, 8, 60, 6, 40, 4, 20, 2
Red drew: 200 Merkins between Pax. Well this sucked with just two of us at the workout
Dawg Drew: 3 sets of 10 Reverse Bow Draws
Red drew: 300 Death Marcher between Pax. We ended early for some stretching.

Mary:

Ran out of time

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Uturn 8/14

EC: Dumbo, Dawgpound, Vasoline, McNugget, Full House, 187, Wild Turkey, Hot Spot, Yogurt, Alpine
FNGs:
Warm Up:
The Workout:

https://onthegomap.com/s/2dbcgteq

Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Ivan 8/13

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Lap around the parking lot
Bounce
Foot Trace
Good mornings
Fazio Arm Circle

The Workout:

We were building a flow. Each Set was done for each arm

5 Rows

1 Row
5 Swings

1 Row
1 Swing
5 Cleans

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
5 Thrusters

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
5 Lunge

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
5 Press

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
1 Press
5 Side Bends with 1 Press

We then built down the flow. We did 10 reps each side. So one rep looked like the following

1 Row
1 Swing
1 Clean
1 Thruster
1 Lunge
1 Press
1 Side Bend
1 Side Press
1 UnSide Bend
1 Press
1 Stand up from Lunge
1 Thruster
1 Clean
1 Swing
1 Row

3 Rounds of the following:

10 Lawnmower rows
10 Bobbity to Bobbity

Mary:

LBC
Feet and Legs straight up. Right Foot Left hand down. Switch
Homer to marge

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Tiger Blood 8/12

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Ran to the track and did one lap around the track

Leg Swings Across the body
Leg Swings Front to back
Tiger Claws

The Workout:

800 Meters at 10K pace
400 Meter Recovery — Repeat 800K
200 Meter Fast Pace
200 Meter Recovery — Repeat 200K 6 times if you are slow 8 times if you are fast
800 Meters at 10K pace
400 Meter Recovery — Repeat 800K

Mary:

Job back to the cars for some stretching
Running Stretch and Hamstring Stretch

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Caveman 8/10

EC: Emeril, Red, Yoshi
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

A lap around the track and then circled up for the following.

Bounce
Foot Trace
Spinal Rotations
Fazio Arm Circles
Neck Stretch

The Workout:

One corner of the track was mace exercises. The other corner was core exercises.

Mace Exercises:

5 Each Leg Kurtsy Squats
5 Each direction Waterfalls
5 Each Leg Deadlift to Straight Leg Deadlift
5 Bow Draw Rotation from Front to Back
5 Death Marchs
5 360s Each Direction

Run to the core corner

Round 1 and 3 of Core

Legs 6 inches with LBCs
Knees to the side
Both Legs and Arms up. Right Arm and Left Leg down. Switch
Supermans

Round 2 and 4 of Core

Legs holding six inches swings legs across each other
Legs straight with hands up in the air. Bring legs to hands
Both Legs and Arms up. Right Arm and Left Leg down. Switch
Bridges

Run to the mace corner. Repeat for four rounds

Mary:

Some Stretching was done

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

5 miles was had by all

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

SSH x10

Frankenstein x10

Daisy Pickers x10

Windmills x10

Butt Kickers x10

The Workout:

We ran

Mary:

Various yoga stretching poses

Announcements:

Races up coming

Prayer:

Unspoken

Nice Little Total Body TRX Workout

Big group of 6 PAX doing some high intensity TRX. A visit from Carpex @Frisco. Great work gentlemen!

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Pigpen led the warmup for both groups
The Workout: Switch from rinse and repeat TRX upper and lower body to wide Merkins, dips, Irkins, step ups.

Lucy Found New Ground

As promised in the pre- blast, we’d be a traveling circus hitting some hills today. After an EC run where Dahmer joined us for a bit, we saw Flojoe and Poopeater pull in the parking lot.  After YHC asked if Poopeater was good for a field trip, we rolled on. It was like running through soup this morning, but Poopeater found some new lawns to fertilize!

FNG’s: None, otherwise YHC wouldn’t have done this.
Warm Up: SSH x20 IC, Seal Claps x 19 IC, Imperial Walkers x 7 IC, Hillbillies x 7 IC. Let’s go!
The Workout: The basic path was and out and back down Elm Street with a right turn up Library Hill and back again. Between 2-2.5 miles were logged by the PAX on our journey today. We stoppped along the way at various locales doing Hand Release merkins x 15, then Hand Release Merkins x 25, Prisoner Squats x 30, Monkey Humpers x 20 IC, Shoulder Taps x 30 IC, then Squat Jumps x 15. When we got to the traffic circle on Library Hill, we bearcrawled the circle, followed by fast-feet on the circle.  The return trip basically saw the PAX stop at the same places and doing the same aforementioned exercises.
Mary: LBCs x30 IC, Homer to Marge x20 IC, WW1 x 15. Plank and Pigeon stretch, then a 2 minute Have a Nice Day… I mean lay on the ground and look up and shut up… if you are like YHC… somebody has to force you to stop for a minute or two.
Announcements: Derek Davis 5k Aug. 21, Travis Manion 5K 9/12, Brute CSAUP Oct 16th.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Cancun and wife with job opportunities, unspoken.  YHC took us out in the ball of sweat. Now… can it cool down please!

Hangman at the Nest 8/10/2021, or “Can I buy a vowel?”

PAX of 4  came out to support YHC for my first Q 😬 and for Hangman at The Nest

FNGs: None today. I did wear a new shirt though

Warm Up: Quick lap around the parking lot, SSH, Willy Mays Hayes, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (forward and backward), Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies

Mosey to the top corner of Falcon.

The Workout:

YHC had set up Hangman stations at each of the 4 corners of Falcon Park and an additional station in the courtyard of the middle school campus. (Shoutout to my lovely M who helped me laminate a few sheets of poster board in case there was rain/heavy dew in the gloom.)

At each station, PAX took turns guessing the letters in my chosen word for that station. For each guess (correct or incorrect), PAX completed an exercise. They had 5 “free” incorrect letter guesses; on the 6th incorrect letter guess, they/we incurred the penalty exercise.

Top corner of Falcon:
Each guess = 10 SC squats
Penalty workout = 25 Monkey Humpers in cadence (averted)

PAX learned quickly that YHC’s career as a writer and editor was going to be trouble. I had revealed that all the words had something in common, and @Pikachu’s discovery that all the words were adjectives was a big breakthrough in that it ensured “o-u-s” were good guesses at each station.

Total workout for this station: 13 guesses = 130 squats
(ok, in retrospect, I see why I was hurting this week…)

Mosey to the second station.

 

Academy corner of Falcon:
Each guess = 2 Turkish Getups
Penalty workout = Alphabet (averted)

Went with a word that is close to many PAX’s hearts. This is the only word that PAX recognized as being part of the English language. Props to @Finkle for guessing the “F.”

Total workout for this station: 11 guesses = 22 Turkisk Getups

Mosey to the third station.

 

Academy and Ennis corner by school:
Each guess = 5 3-count step-ups on the wall (alternating legs with each set)
Penalty workout = Wall Worm (PAX would be in Urkin position on the wall and inch their way to the staircase down the street) (averted)

Picked my penalty workout for this station to align with the meaning of this word. Shoutout to @Finkle for guessing the “X” 🤷‍♂️. By this point, PAX were so confused by word choice, they suspected I would use French words 😂. Maybe next time lol

Total workout for this station: 14 guesses = 70 3-count step-ups

Mosey to the fourth station.

 

Courtyard:
Each guess = 10 LBCs
Penalty workout = 10 World War IIs; Alphabet (couldn’t dodge this one)

@Pikachu’s first trip to the courtyard, he said. YHC confession: had to look this word up on my trusty cheat sheet to make sure I remembered how to spell it. I also don’t recall how close PAX were to guessing the word before they hit 6 incorrect guesses. I think they had guessed 4 or 5 times. Also worth mentioning (to whom, I’m not sure) is that the clock was ticking by this point (6:10 or so). YHC modified this station so that we would get a slight Mary workout in.

Total workout for this station: ~10 guesses = 100 LBCs, 10 WWIIs, and Alphabet

 

Ennis and Falcon corner:
Didn’t get to this corner. The word was going to be ARSENIOUS. Passed it on the walk back to the parking lot.

 

As we were walking back, YHC asked PAX if they had figured out the theme among all the words. Someone guessed that they were all adjectives, which is correct but not what I had in mind.

Each of the words contains all 5 vowels in order: A E I O U. For the total geeks like me, here’s a post that I used for inspiration. Also, shoutout to aspiring/unwitting FNG Craig who first used the word “abstemious” with me the week before, which started me down the rabbit trail that ended with this workout.

Would definitely recommend this format for a workout. PAX enjoyed themselves, scratched their heads, and learned several words they’ll never use again. One recommendation for future application: add a time limit for how long PAX can take to guess. This will keep the pace of the workout fast and allow you to get through all the stations and Mary.

 

Mary: Had to modify and cut short due to time: LBCs, WWIIs, and Alphabet

Announcements: Several runs and CSAUPs coming up

T-Claps (Recognition): Appreciate dudes coming out to support my first Q. Good work, all. Shoutout to the cat whose ear-curdling howls while we were standing at the top corner assured us it was either the best morning in a while or one of the worst. Perhaps it was just a fellow 🐈 throwing up support for @K I T T Y  L I T T R.

Prayer: @Gamecock’s new job; that God would continue to give us the strength to lead and love our families well. Let’s get it.

All out War at Sheepdog

FNGs:N/a
Warm Up: Kicked it off with a follow the leader lap around the parking lot and several line agility drills.
Circle up for side straddle hops, arm circles forward and reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, good mornings, and daisy pickers.
The Workout: Had to make some changes on the fly to adjust for a 3 man card game of war, but here is basically how it went.

Deal out all of the deck and hand out to each pax. Each pax flips their top card and the highest card wins. The winner gets to choose an exercise and adds the top two cards to get the rep count. The losers do a burpee and then all pax do whatever exercise is chosen. If the top two cards are a tie, then all Pax do a specific exercise for 30 seconds AMRAP, and whoever between the pax that tied that does the most reps wins. The losers do a penalty burpee and the winner picks the exercise to do as normal.

After going through all of the cards, Shredder led us in some knee striking techniques/practice.

Mary: Embrace the suck to close this one out
Announcements: Several runs and CSAUPs coming up
T-Claps (Recognition): Shredder for pushing me through 2 miles of EC
Prayer: I took us out