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Just the Tip for Mary

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PAX:  Bondo, Yogurt, Ricoh_Suave, Kosher, Wild Turkey, U.T.I, Woody

FNGs:  None

EC:  Woody and U.T.I got caught up in quality mumblechatter and ended up with 2.5 mi.  Nice.
Warm Up:  Quick mosey to Center St(?) for Good Mornings, Frankenstein, Sir Fazio Arm Circles.  I forgot to do a count-o-rama.

The Workout:  Selfish is as selfish does.  My workout schedule these days revolves around my training for the Holly Springs Half Marathon, and with my focus always on not overdoing it with my legs I used this opportunity to go balls out with upper body.  As usual I lost track of what exactly I had planned and completely omitted any shoulder work but it seemed to work out just fine.

Start with some 11’s up and down Center St.  Merkins at the bottom of the hill, squats at top.  Wild Turkey rolled in late and joined us about 3 rounds in.

I invited a delivery driver to join us as we ran past him.  He did not join us.

Mosey to the rock pile for medium/large-ish selections.  Lined up on the sidewalk just next to the pile for curls for the girls, mosey around the traffic circle, back to rocks for skull crushers – 25 count each, I think.  Mosey to starting parking lot, 25 standard merkins.  Continue up Ballentine to the brick half wall for 25 dips, then return to starting parking lot for more merkins.

Repeato – Curls, traffic circle, skull crushers, mosey to merkins, mosey to dips

  • Next stop at starting lot for merkins we used a wide hand stance. Hands about 10-12” wider than standard position.  Good stuff.

Repeato – Curls, traffic circle, skull crushers, mosey to merkins, mosey to dips.

  • Next stop at lot for merkins we did what P90X calls “Floor Flys”…not sure if there’s an F3 name for it, but it goes like this: Starting in plank position, slide your right hand out to the right about 12”-15” and perform a merkin.  Return that hand to starting position, repeat with left hand.  I lost count but think we did about 10 reps (5 each hand).  Not easy.  But awesome.

Repeato – Curls, traffic circle, skull crushers, mosey to merkins, mosey to dips, return to merkins.

Woody chased a cyclist to the traffic circle.  Did not catch him.

Mary:  With just a couple minutes left, we squeezed 20 i.c. LBCs into Mary.  No time for more, just the tip.  Having completed, on our sixes, we took a few seconds to gaze upon the glorious clear sky, filled with bright twinkling stars.  Heavenly.
Announcements:  Holly Fest volunteer/F3 marketing opportunity coming up.  No need to commit to the whole day, 30 min/1 hr slots will be available.
Prayer:  Ricoh Suave’s friend – father/son team both on ventilators with China Flu.  Gave thanks for another day, another gift.

25 PAX at KUNG POW

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YHC decided to pull a MM2 workout. This is a MANHOLE MOOKIE Squared!! Worst ASS whipping I have ever had at an F# workout!!!! If you wonder what this is you should come post the next time Mookie has the Q. After all #itsthebestparkinglota0. Just ask M4life!! My plans changed after a text message early that morning due to the amount of PAX posting. 25 PAX showed up despite the fartsack comments were strong.

 

FNG: David Welcome TomTom    Another M4life University Recruit

 

Warm-Up: Side Straddle Hops, Good Mornings, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers and Cotton Pickers.

 

Workout: YHC had placed numerous papers all over the PVA at the Church. We split up into 2 groups. We had 3 Rounds of 6 stops. After completing Round 1 the PAX had to run backwards until all 6 stations were completed. The second round was karaoke and the third was moseying except between station 1 and 2. Bearcrawls, lunges or crawl bears. They could not be duplicated.

 

Station

Round 1

20-Seal Claps

Round 2

20-Overhead Claps

Round 3

20-Fazio Arm Circles

 

Station

Round 1

20-Box Cutters

Round 2

20-Hello Dolly

Round 3

20-Dying Cockroach Station

 

Station

Round 1

20-Merkins

Round 2

20-Big Boy Sit Ups

Round 3

20-Side Straddle Hops Station

 

Station

Round 1

20-second plank chill cut

Round 2

20-Low-Slow-Flutter

Round 3

20-Crab Jacks

 

Station

Round 1

20-Prisioner Squats

Round 2

10 Burpees

Round 3

20-Carolina Dry Docks

 

 

 

Station

Round 1

20-Monkey Humpers

Round 2

20-Shoulder Taps

Round 3

20-Crab Humpers

 

All were done IC except Merkins and Burpees

 

Announcements: See Slack and FB

 

Prayers: Bronys answered prayers for a struggling child that has now turned 1, Pots cousin tumor. Prayers for all COVID families and the struggles it has caused.

 

Honor to lead!!

3-Alarm 8/24/21 – Fartsack Explained, Gatorade Expired, With Some Dead Animal Stench in Between

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FNGs: Cole (F3 Snooze)
Warm Up: Count off and pre-run announcements
The Workout: 4 miles in Hilly Glen

Back in June, 3-Alarm (Davis) wanted to share a few words before each workout, so he texted me those words for my delivery at the next run. What I didn’t expect was to video myself speaking those words on Davis’ behalf and then sending the video to him for review. Since then, I’ve delivered Davis’ speech every time we have new runners at SouthWake’s best AO (certainly the most joyful). And I’ve embellished it each time with Davis’ approval. Davis also asked us to define F3 terms, so he can participate in the conversation and not be confused by Purple Cobra, Merkin, AO, COT, and of course, Fartsack. Today, @Dumbo entertained all—especially @3-Alarm, with his firsthand account of Fartsacking.

After these standard announcements and a count-off of 12, then 13 with Cupid’s late arrival, we took off. Very impressive seeing 13 PAX run up the street with Davis rolling and the flag waving.

For the second time this month, Davis brought an FNG. This week, we picked up Cole, a senior at HSHS and avid rugby player and sleeper. It took us a minute to find his house, but Davis came through. Cole joined us on a run wearing sweat pants—the big, heavy cotton type that would be great if you were camping in 20 degree weather. But it was 95 degrees out. I asked if he wanted to change and he said no. Cole hammered through the run in spite of bruises and old injuries (broken femur five years ago). At COT, he earned the name @Snooze because it takes several alarms to wake him up in the morning. When asked what he likes to do for fun, he said he likes to chill and doze off, hence the name @Snooze, penned by @Pikachu. Davis had met Cole and recruited him while on a walk the week before.

We also swung by Charlie’s house. Earlier in August, we picked up FNG Charlie—an avid BMX’er and MTB’er, who earned the name @Cash Roll after a BMX trick invented by Daniel Dhers (2021 Olympic Silver medalist, BMX freestyle; and owner/operator of Daniel Dhers Action Sports Complex, right here in little ol’ Holly Springs). Finally, we got going on rhythm with the run. Down Avent Meadows, up Holly Moor. Here, Cole pushed Davis straight up the hill with an assist from Pikachu. This is not an easy hill!

Several runners rotated in to push Davis—Emeril, Dumbo. We stopped at intersections to let cars go by and to keep our PAX together. Pikachu showed us how to climb Holly Thorn Trace, nearly a mile straight uphill, going faster pushing Davis than most of us can run solo. The stop sign at the top is a good spot to rest, catch your breath, and pick up the six. But today, there was the distinct odor of a dead animal. This thing made the landfill smell like roses. After picking up the six, we gladly moved on.

Cupid had the privilege to push Davis back down the hill. On the way back, Cancun found us as he drove his search vehicle through the neighborhood. He and both 2.0s rolled back to the house and set up the splash zone. Maybelline and I bolted back to the house—Maybelline to hop in the car to pick up his son and me to help splash.

Pikachu ran Davis back and forth through the sprinkler. Cancun’s 2.0 Oliver freely squirted just about everyone with a squirt gun and exclaimed the my SUV was not a “truck.” Wild Turkey soaked Davis’ hat and placed it on Davis’ head. Dumbo and others stuck their head in the sprinkler. COT and one burpee by Pikachu and we were done. Finally, after most had left, Wild Turkey and Snooze were enjoying some Gatorade, when Snooze realized it was expired by 2 years! Uh oh. Davis got a real kick out of that. If Wild Turkey and Snooze return next time, we’ll know they are OK. Another successful 3-Alarm run!

Mary: None
Announcements: Done
T-Claps (Recognition): All who posted for the first time today: @Bobby Dall, @Cupid, @Dumbo, @Emeril, @U.T.I., @Yoshi

 

Too Many Bush Puns From Which To Choose

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FNGs:  No
Warm Up:  Good morning, SSH, Merkin, …I dunno, maybe more.
The Workout:  EC Crew – YHC, Dahmer, Full House, and we picked up 187 on the way.  ME added Warbucks, Kosher, Wild Turkey, Cupid, Hasselhoff and Hazmat.

A little back blast background.  A distress call went out the day prior asking for someone to take the Q.  I didn’t want to, I knew I’d stress over putting it together, especially on such short time – so of course I knew I had to.  Get over yourself, Woody.  Put a leash on that anxious overthinking, you’re not organizing a group trek up Everest.  Well, I was right on all points.  Time crunch stress, check.  Overwhelmed by the multitude of exercise options, compounded by unfamiliarity with the vast majority of those goofy F3 names, check (choosing from a menu in a new restaurant can be a nightmare).  I even tried to back out last minute, messaging Cupid to see if he could step in because my stomach wasn’t feeling great – which was not untrue, I really am a bit off in that department, at the moment.  But soon after berated myself rather harshly for that chickens**t move, knowing it was just an excuse.

Realizing at the end of it all, that I’d once again needlessly worked myself into a tizzy because it really isn’t that complicated, check, check.  Stupid brain.

So I decided on stealing the simplest complete routine from the backblast archive, which came from a recent Deadbolt Q.  A bunch of suicides mixed with a bunch of sets of simple moves, for the entire show.  Turned out to be too simple, and after just three rounds, audibles were called the rest of the way.

  • Meet Me In the Middle:  Stole this one from Mookie.  PAX paired up at the bank and ran in opposite directions around the building, meeting on the other side for 10 Patty Cake Merkins.  Repeato for 3 laps (Total of 6 sets of PCM).
  • Moseyed to the middle-ish section of the parking lot, in front of the Tailor shop for the Deadbolt Special.  20 squats, 20 merkins, 20 lunges, 20 LBC, 20 SSH, then suicide run to 3 islands and back.  Repeat for a triple play.  Good show for all, picking up the six on this one.
    • Wild Turkey offered a fist bump on a suicide pass and I whiffed.  Sorry.
  • I couldn’t see how this could go on, so, audible time.  Moseyed to the stank wall for people’s chair, each calling a 10 count.
  • Then maybe LBC, IC?  I think that happened.
    • Disclaimer:  Items listed here may or may not have occurred in this order.  But probably did occur.
  • Mosey to the rail at Dunkin for some dips
  • Back to stank wall for BTTW
  • Mosey to another section of rail for more dips, realized the bushes were too overgrown and was referred to a larger section behind the car wash by PAX.
    • 187 moseyed through the car wash, but emerged on the other side no cleaner than when he had entered.
  • On approach of the more suitable rail/bush setup, many puns, double entendre, and otherwise inappropriate comments were thrown about.  Anyway, more dips here.
  • Mosey to rock pile, surprise burpees along the way.  PAX grabbed 2 smallish rocks for straight-arm shoulder raises, front and side raises.
    • All PAX were successful in throwing their rocks back into the pile except Cupid.  He missed.  Missed the whole quarry.  So PAX did 5 more burpees for that.
  • Mosey back to the tailor shop for a heap of LBC, IC
  • Jail break back to the start.

Mary:  I don’t think so.  Just a bit of stretching for the legs, IIRC.
Announcements:  Derek Davis run this weekend, and reminder that this is also a used shoe drive, so sign up and donate!
Prayer:  Full House’s mom scheduled for knee surgery.

Thanks, men, for the opportunity to battle my insecurities, indecision and scatter-brainness.  Keep coming back, get a little better every time.

Uturn 8/14

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EC: Dumbo, Dawgpound, Vasoline, McNugget, Full House, 187, Wild Turkey, Hot Spot, Yogurt, Alpine
FNGs:
Warm Up:
The Workout:

https://onthegomap.com/s/2dbcgteq

Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

New Amenities at Downtown Train

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YHC went to dinner a few weeks ago at the new Mama Mia’s – dinner was great but even better was the realization that there was some new gym equipment sitting right there.  Unspoiled, untamed, virgin, pristine, pure…  To my knowledge, I hadn’t seen a backblast from anyone calling out the new dueling set of stairs, the large step-ups used for seating, the new full walls.  This is pristine new property and technically under different ownership than the parking deck, etc…  Let’s give it a go and see if any complaints come to pass.  For now, let’s do some staid climbs, some earkins, derkins, dips, box jumps, let’s put balls to walls, and sit like a preacher…  As I sat on my couch Sunday night thinking through my next morning.  The purity of that scene crept in – “well let’s check the Q sheet.”, I thought.   “Ha HA!”, I exclaimed scaring the M and the dog.  Then I thought.  Let’s do this!

EC: Wild Turkey (5mi), Red and UTI (2mi)

FNGs: nuh uh

Warm Up: Windmills, Franks, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Carioca

The Workout:

  • Fellowship run to the Parking Deck
  • Ran backwards from one side of the parking deck to the other, 5 burpees, sprint return – rinse and repeat 3x
    • We did not complete the workout here…. we were just passing through.  promise 😀
  • Mozy to the new stuff – stopping at the bottom of the stairs in the mini outdoor amphitheater area
  • Partner DORA
    • One Partner works on 100 Merkins, 200 WW2s, 300 Squats.
    • Other Partner runs up the stairs and around the block, down the ramp and back in front of the stores
    • Switch off until all exercises are compelted.
  • Indian Run
    • Rogers to Grigsby to Center to Avent Ferry to Flag

Mary:

  • Runners Pose
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Homer to Marge (kinda counter productive after the stretching but whatever)
  • Front Bend Stretch
  • Arm Stretching

Announcements: Slack-o-verse has your answers

T-Claps (Recognition):  The guys out at Needmore Ruck on Saturday for the roadside clean-up – well done.

Prayer:  Prayers for those in the North West as the heat wave keeps burning.

 

Now that I’ve Q’d it – I’m looking forward to another go.  Lot’s more to take advantage of in this new spot.  Let’s hope it lasts!

Arms Beatdown

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Seal claps, Overhead claps, Daisy pickers, and SSH

The Workout:

This was advertised as a little-to-no running workout, and as a true man of my word, PAX got an arms beatdown.

 

PAX moseyed to the rock pile behind the dumpster and each chose a suitable medium/large rock. With rocks in hand, PAX circled up (away from the dumpster stench) for a rotating COP in a 15-20-15 pyramid fashion. To start, 15 overhead triceps presses were done with chosen rock. PAX then dropped rocks and rotated clockwise to the next man’s rock for 15 rut rows, followed by 15 curls for the girls, 15 bus drivers, and lastly, 15 wonderbras. For the next round, reps increased to 20, following the same sequence of exercises. For the third set, reps decreased to 15, though by this point, admittedly YHC included, PAX were beginning to feel the burn.

 

For a slight break for arms, 2 sets of People’s Chair and BTTW were performed. For the first set, each PAX called a 10 count IC down the line (when counting is not done in cadence, I think PAX are more prone to cheat by counting to 10 quickly). People’s Chair and BTTW were repeated with a 10 count down the line, though this time not in cadence, since I was feeling generous.

 

We moseyed to the rails nearby the Jiffy Lube for some more arm work with irkins and dips. Instead of Elevens, YHC turned it up a notch to Forties (aka Lindsays in the F3 exicon). We started with 30 irkins, with 10 reps of dips immediately afterward. We switched back to irkins, decreasing the count by 5, from 30 to 25 reps, and dips increased by 5, from 10 to 15 reps. This sequence continued until 10 irkins and 30 dips were reached.

 

We topped off the workout with partner suicides. Partner 1 was doing burpees AMRAP while Partner 2 had to bear crawl across the parking lot and back. Partners 1 and 2 flapjacked

Mary: U.T.I. called flutter kicks. We ran out of time for additional exercises. PAX were saved by the bell.

Announcements: 1776 workout on July 4th led by Norm; See Slack
Prayer: Healing for Hasselhoff’s friend having hip issue

7/11 in the City

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

SSH while we waited for UTI. 5x burpees. We then moseyed around the park doing good mornings, frankensteins, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, and hillbillies w/5x burpees after each one until Lipstick asked for no more burpees.
The Workout:

7/11s between the entrance road and the dumpsters (via the main ramp).
Started w/10x turkish getups at the dumpsters and 1x squats at the entrance road – these two always add up to 11.

7x merkins every time you pass the top of the ramp (going up and down). Sadly no one finished the 7/11
Mary:

Gathered at the basketball courts for some well deserved (and requested) yoga.
Announcements:

Picnic this weekend.

Q swap w/CarPex
Prayer:

Emeril’s sister and friends.

3-Alarm – Add ROXANNE to the Playlist

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After last week’s “beta” run, it was time to get serious—or giddy. New front tube—check; playlist—check; more runners—including Go-Gurt, Martini, Pikachu, and Wild Turkey—check!

FNGs: None, but one Kotter: Go-Gurt

Warm Up: 3-Alarm speech: Thank you for coming out today my name is 3-Alarm and if you don’t know already I have some disability’s and it’s hard for me to do some things. But it’s not why we are here for. We are here for going on a run. Come up here Pikachu and Yogurt. These guys brought F3 to me and brought you all out here to run with me. So, I want a moment to say thank you… now let’s run!

The Workout: Pikachu took off with 3-Alarm in his “sled” first. Five PAX headed up Acorn Falls towards Go-Gurt’s house. He had a basketball game at 5 pm and was just getting home. We picked up Go-Gurt and started our rounds of Holly Glen. Staying on smooth pavement and avoiding bumps is paramount because 3-Alarm feels every bump.

3-Alarm requested a push from all—he wanted to make sure everyone got a good workout. He especially wanted Wild Turkey to push—maybe it was his turkey call. 3-Alarm is also well versed in picking up the six. With Pikachu pushing, he got out ahead and routinely requested to turn around to pick up the six. Everyone learned how to handle the sled. It does not turn easily and gains speed going downhill!

A running chair draped with a flag and 3-Alarm’s smile and laughter draws some fans. We drew smiles and waves from several ladies celebrating 5 o’clock in their garage. Another runner kept following us. Cars slowed down and waved.

We got in our miles and circled back to the house with Pikachu and Go-Gurt in an all-out sprint and 3-Alarm’s hair flying in the wind!

Mary: Nope
Announcements: F3 picnic, Warbuck’s collection
T-Claps (Recognition): All for posting today. Especially Martini, who is in pain from kidney stones.
Prayer: Martini’s aunt, who is recently had heart attack

Backstory: Planted the flag in 3-Alarm’s yard at 5:50 pm. Much better than last week when I planted the flag in the neighbor’s yard accidentally. It had been a while since I had visited and the neighbor’s house looked the same. Oh well. But here, today, I got the right house. Wild Turkey, Pikachu, and Martini rolled in immediately. After brief introductions, I helped get 3-Alarm into his running chair. Last week, his mom lifted him with a big bear hug. No mom today, so I guess it’s my turn. Lots of laughter.

3-Alarm had been texting me for a week, looking forward to the run: You got any runners yet? He also wanted to express his gratitude for F3 runners. He wrote the above speech and I asked if I would deliver it for him. I agreed, but he asked if I would take a video of myself delivering the speech and send it to him beforehand—to make sure he liked it. Thumbs up!

Pikachu presented 3-Alarm with a new F3 Pick up the Six t-shirt. He was stoked! He wants to run and race more.

Finally, turns out 3-Alarm requested ROXANNE by Arizona Zerves—not the Police. We played both. Plus plenty of songs with the word “roll.” Next run: Tuesday, June 29

We’re not doing Irkins are we?

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Mosey to dumpster area for: GM, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio arm circles, merkins
The Workout:
Mosey to goodwill parking lot circuit
PAX chose an exercise (1 jump rope, 2 sets of rocks, and rest were bodyweight) for their spot and did that while runner goes to light pole for 10 monkey humpers and PAX rotated through all stations. Round 2 PAX chose new exercises and did pickle pounders by light pole.

Mosey to dumpsters
1 PAX held peoples chair while holding partner’s legs. Partner did 2 derkins and switch. Then all PAX held peoples chair for a 10 count by everyone. Repeated 2nd time with 20 count peoples chair for a nice burn.
There was some mumblechatter about partner irkins, but not on my watch.

mosey across the street for suicides. Stops were end of 6 islands on teeter side of lot – at stop alternate between 10 count of LBCs and LSF.

Mary:
Boat canoes, american hammers, 6 inch hold

Announcements:
Picnic, UNC donations

T-Claps (Recognition):
Woody for his strong F3 start. Almost a month now of nearly posting everyday.

Prayer:
Hasselhoff’s mom, injured PAX

Bondo took us out.