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Odds or Evens, Deere’s Imaginary Numbers

Pax of 5 braving John Deere’s jet lag fueled Thunder. 

EC – Deere with 5miles, Pikachu with 4

Mosey with arm stretches to covered shelter. 

15 x Cotton Pickers

10 x fwd, 10 x rev arm circles

Workout :

Odd Clock Merkins, 1,3,5,7,9,11

“6 x Double Merkin Burpees, 12 cadence count balls, 18 cadence count low slow flutter, 24 cadence American Hammers, 30 OYO Table Dancers (hold table, on tip toes deep squats) 36 cadence count SSH” rinse and repeat x 3 (SUCKED)

Mosey to bars for 9s=Begin 8 Merkins & 1 Pull-up, 7 Merkins & 2 Pull-up etc… preformed together. 

Mosey back to covered shelter… guess what.. repeat original sets: “6 x Double Merkin Burpees, 12 cadence count balls, 18 cadence count low slow flutter, 24 cadence American Hammers, 30 OYO Table Dancers (hold table, on tip toes deep squats) 36 cadence count SSH” rinse and repeat x 2

Mosey to tennis courts for Mary..

Odd Clock Merkins, 1,3,5,7,9,11

Protractors 22.5, 45, 90, 45, 22.5 – in cadence 10 count. 

Homer to Marge 10 x cadence

Homer to marge right leg up 10xcadence

Homer to marge left leg up 10xcadence

30 x Diamond Merkins

Announcements

Breach bottle share 23rd- LET HIM KNOW

Prays – Tofu took us out.

Do What Now?

Warm Up:

EC- John Deere, Crosby, Pikachu

SSH, Daisy Pickers, Squats(20), Monkey Humpers(20), R over L stretch(& Reverse),over head stretch

The Workout:

Mosey to Rock pile
Partner up both have rock
1 partner runs(Cusack) other does exercise/switch
Squats(40)
Merkins(30)
LBC(50)

Each called out 10’s
Curls, overhead Press, Squats, Ruh Rows, Merkin hand on rock both sides, Curls, Tricep Ext, Bear Crawl rock push 3 lines & back, plank Rock push 3 lines back, tri Ext, Diamond Merkin

REPEAT(partner up & 10’s call out)
Sub 2xmerkin Burpees for Bear crawl
Sub Jesus Press for Plank Rock push

Bear Crawl Rock push 7 parking lines & back

Put back rocks/ head to Tennis courts
John Deere lead

Tennis court suicides (both courts), Protractors in cadence 10 count- 22.5,45,90,45,22.5.
American Hammer in cadence 20.

Put a nice little Bow on it with Some “THUNDER” MERKINS (74 Merkins)

December Challenge:

Totaling up
Squats- 120
Merkins- 184
Burpees-10

Mary:
Announcements:Welcome “Semper Fi”.. CSAUP Dec. 15 0600 at Womble .. 2nd F Tapline

Prayer:All those injured. Our Kiawah runners this weekend. Tofu took us out.

“We’re working Here”

Warm Up:Mosey to Playground

20 SSH in Cadence
The Workout:

10 SETS
Pull ups-5
Merkins-10
Squats-15
American Hammers-20
LBC-25

FIRST TO SET 5
Pause for 5 Double Merkin Burpees OYO
Continue

FIRST TO 10
Pause for 5 Double Merkin Burpees

Finish with the 6

Mosey to white fence John Deere called it 5/10/15 up N back D’erkins
Mosey to other end of Soccer fields
10 star jumps together
Mosey to pavilion for 16 dips in cadence
Mosey to the tennis courts for some sprints
Sprint to the fence 20 squats back to fence 10 M’erkins
Back to fence 20 LBC back to fence 10 Turkish get ups
Back to fence 20 Peter Parker’s  back to fence
Wheel barrel half way 10 M’erkins finish to fence & switch
Bear crawl to fence & back

Routine Mumble chatter from Carpex Spectator AirSoft throughout..

Mary:5 count from each person
Diamond Merkins burpees
Plank
Homer to Marge
Pickle pounders
Wide M’erkins
Break dancers

Announcements:Bottle share at Pikachus Saturday @ 7

Crosby is at My Way that night @ 9

Holly Springs Half Expo Thursday @ 5

Holly Springs Half 11/17 if you aren’t running show up for some support!

 

Prayer: Kubota has a job interview Monday

All of us to be better Fathers, Son’s & Husbands

Under New Management

Thunder….

Warm Up: 20 x side straddle hops, 15 x cotton pickers, 10 x fwd arm circles, 10 x reverse
The Workout: mosey to first street lamp on Stinson…10 lap posts to Grimsby.. 2 burpee’s at post number 1, increasing 1 burpee per post… (65 Burpee’s in total….) Pikachu did an extra set… was unable to understand simple instructions it seemed.

Plank holds / LBC whilst waiting for PAX.

Mosey down Grimsby stopping at every lamp post conducting the following:

Post 1- 10 spiders,  Next post – low slow flutters in cadence 20, Next post – 35 Merkins, Next – 20 cadence American hammers, Next – 20 cadence pickle pounders, Next 20 cadence homer to marge, next, 20 cadence box cutters.

Mosey across the road down Fairground Rd, turn left on Barley Mill Rd to hit the currently closed Greenway…..Partners up, target accumulate 100 Merkins and 50 burpees with shuttle runs up the greenway (PAX modifies due to time)

Getting back to the tennis courts………….Indian run, 1 burpee… PAX got 3 burpees as we ran back to tennis courts.

Mary: Q led – 5 std Merkins, 10 wide, 10 fist, 10 diamonds, 10 dry docks. PAX calls in cadence 5 Leg raises, 5 burpees, 5 Superman, 5 LBC, 5 have a nice day, 10 diamond.

Announcements: Beer Mile, CSAUP

Prayer: Fallen F3 member in other group, crablegs

Warm up now means burpees

It was a week of transitions for F3 AOs and Thunder was the latest as Pikachu and Buttjoint turned the AO over to Crosby and John Deere. It won’t get easier, you’ll just get stronger. 8 men posted to send Buttjoint out in style and Buttjoint delivered. Now if he could post in the gloom again. If you’ve never posted at Thunder give it a shot. Love how this workout has a completely different feel compared to the gloom.

Warm Up: Mosey from the tennis court to the open field. SSH, 10 burpees, IW, 9 burpees, Fozio arm circles, 8 burpees, Chanooks, 7 burpees, merkins, 6 burpees, something else, 5 burpees

The Workout: Mosey around the baseball field to the back side. Partner up and broken wheel barrow along the side walk to the baseball statue guy. Switch partner and finish at the concession stand. Three sets alternating balls to the wall and preacher chair.

Mosey to the playground. Stay with partner. One partner doing pull ups and the other doing box jumps. Group did 50 pull ups combined. Group was joined by skidmark’s 2.0 for some box jumps and skidmark completed a round of box jumps holding a baby doll at his daughter’s request.

Mosey to tennis courts. Stay with partner. One partner is doing suicides and the other is doing Al Gore Tree Huggers. Rinse and Repeat.

Mary: I’m pretty sure there were some diamond merkins in here somewhere. 3 count around the circle under the pavillion as we were kicked off the court due to lightning. Not because we placed our balls on the fence or that there was a giant sign that said courts closed.

Announcements: The Odyssey 10/20/18 CSAUP in Apex. Shredder doing self defense class at North State Sport and Spine. Beer Mile 10/13 at CBC. UTI looking for runners for Tuna Run

Prayer: Much thanks to Buttjoint for his leadership over the past year and the impact he has had on many men.

Ultimate Wet Thunder

Pax of 5 gathered on a very stormy evening. The rain mostly cleared up in time for our 7am start and we were off – we crossed the street and setup the lower grass field for some 2 v 2 (with a full time offense player) ultimate.

Warm Up:

SSH x15 IC

Good evening x15 IC

Daisy Picker x15 IC

The Workout:

Ultimate frisbee – every time the disc is dropped and/or swatted or thrown out of bounds the pax alternate between 3x merkins and 5x LBCs.

Scoring team chooses an exercise to do 10 of, and then the full time offense player switches.
Mary:

Mosied back to the tennis courts for

10x Low Slow Flutter IC

Mary around the horn
Announcements:

5 year SouthWake convergence upcoming
Prayer:

Crab legs

A night at the races

An intimate group of 8 converged under thunder and lightning for the weekly beatdown. As promised very little running.

Warm Up: Mosey to the rock pile to gather a rock of choice. Some heavier than others. Due to the minor probability of getting struck by lightning, the pax reconvened under the shelter. 25 SSH, 15 Cotton pickers, fozio arm circles forward and reverse, and hillbillies
The Workout: Rotated through 4 exercises all with rocks: Presses, Rows, Squats, WWII’s using a full deck of cards. 4 jokers randomly paced in the deck signified a shift around the circle to another rock.

Burpee bullring: One pax calls out another with a race to 5 Burpees. Loser runs to the flags. Pax around the outside doing SSH.

Bear crawl drag race: Partner up by ability and bear crawl drag race to the end of the pavilion. Loser does 10 merkins. Next round winner vs. winner and loser vs. loser with 15 merkins to the loser. Last 2 undefeated racers faced each other for bear crawl drag racing champion and loser doing 20 merkins. Losers bracket also paired up so each pack got three passes. Congrats to Earl Grey the bear crawl champ. Holding plank as you waited your turn.

Burpee bullring round II. Same as first but pax holding Squat

Mary: Merkin clock: 12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Announcements: August 29 fiver year anny. Derek Davis 5k 8/18.
Prayer: Darby with the loss of ankle biter, Nomad loss of sister along with tofu’s family.  Grief impacts us all differently.

Nothing Runs Like A Deere

Backblast posted for John Deere…..
PAX of 7 for a warm and humid Thunder…

Warm Up:

Mosey from Tennis courts to the rocks for warm up
20 x slide strattle hop
20 x windmills
15 x forward arms circles
10 x reverse

The Workout:

Grab a rock and mosey, turning right at the baseball field down the path to the bottom part of the path. Stopping facing the hill at the gap between the fields.

11s…..Triceps extensions (start 10 end 10) – Run up hill to baseball field – Burpee’s (start 1 end 10)

Leave the rocks ;0)

Mosey turning up Grimsby for 4 random stops:
Stop one – 20 x LCB
Stop two – 25 x Low slow flutters
Stop three – American hammer
Stop four – 30 Merkins
Stop five – 20 box cutters (at Grimsby & Stinson)
Mosey to flag pole for hydration.
Mosey Back to rocks by baseball field hill…..

6s
Curles (start 5 finish 5)
Drop rock run up hill
Spider-Man Merkins ( merkin left leg, merkin right leg = 1 set. Start 1 finish 5)

Mosey to rocks for return
Mosey with purpose to tennis courts.

Mary:

Alligator Mekins width of tennis courts.

Announcements:

CSAUP Saturday, Patch is taking Wolfie (Brandon)

Prayer:

 Rams recover, H1N1 (torn MCL), John Deere’s Neighbour cane off his road bike and having elbow reconstruction.

 

Thanks men, my honor to lead…..

YHC means what?

YHC had the Q but first had to explain what YHC meant (it was in the pre-blast – it means Your Humble Coordinator). Who knows, if the 12 pax knew Pikachu had the Q maybe they wouldn’t have shown up (or maybe more would have??)

 

No FNGs in the 90 degree inferno, so we were off.

 

Warm Up:

SSH x15

Standard Merkin x10

Good mornings x15

Fazio arm circles x10 forward/backward

Arm stretches (across chest and over head)

The Workout:

Mosey past the pond to the hand rails/grassy area

Partner up – 1 Pax does 10 upright rows, other does 10 deep squats. Switch and repeat, then do the entire thing again (so each exercise twice total).

Mosey through grass to start of cement near baseball center.

Wheel barrel with partner back to the greenway path, switching half way

Crab walk back to the middle cement, switching directions half way

Mosey to the other side of the central building – pax lined up on their six with feet pointing the same direction at 45 degrees for Gitmo. First pax ran down the line pushing down feet and then lining up at the end, we went through twice each.

Mosey back to the middle building for people’s chair/balls to the wall in a 1:3 ratio, starting at 5:15 IC and going down to 2:6, finishing with 10IC:30 counted straight.

Mosey over to the tennis courts for bear crawl/crawl bear suicides, stopping at one court width and then at the end.

Mary:

We got some grass for Mary around the horn and we were spent.

Announcements:

CSAUP in Greenville end of this month, lodging Friday night is available

Prayer:

Forceps Mother-in-law

Rams for upcoming surgery

Crab legs

 

Praises:

Pikachu’s new job offer

Earl Grey’s uncle moving down here – he has beaten cancer three times and has done significant ministry work that he hopes to continue in NC

 

YHC took us out – as always, thank you all for the privilege to lead.

Ultimate Beatdown at Thunder

15 Pax gathered in mostly reasonable temperatures for another of the ever popular Ultimate frisbee workouts. Two FNGs were present so disclaimers were read and we mosey’d to the turf fields where YHC had already setup a playing field.

Warm up:

10x SSH IC

10x Daisy Picker IC

20x Diamond Merkin – YHC said these would be the last of the merkins for the day, but he was wrong.

 

The thing:

We divided into teams – red/black shirts vs the skittles (all other colors). The dropped disc penalty was established as 1 Turkish Getup, with the scoring team calling a workout to be done x10 (either reps or IC). Scoring exercises were all over the place but there were multiple rounds of burpees, merkins, jump squats and star jumps.

 

40 minutes of play blew by and we wrapped up with some quick left over right/right over left hamstring stretches. Deadbolt even joined us as a surprise guest at CoT.

 

Announcements:

4th of July Convergence

No Thunder on 4th of July

Prayer requests:

Skidmark on the job hunt

 

Tons of fun men, as always appreciate the honor of letting me lead.

Aye,

Pikachu