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Sheepdog – 11/20/20

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Overhead Claps, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Wind Mills, IWs, and HB.
The Workout: Pax rotated through rounds of exercises.  One pax leader with strikes, wedging, double strikes, triple, etc. 25 – 50 each, depending on the round. Other pax rotated through step-ups, front kicks, dips, side kicks, merkins, LBCs, Round House kicks, giant cockroach, cobra push-ups, & crab cakes, depending on the round.
Mary: 10 minutes of stretching to end the week.
Announcements: Gravel at Momma’s House, TEDTalks, HSPD Angel Tree.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC Norm and Shredder
Prayer: several M’s battling illnesses. Dovetail’s move. Pax dealing with COVID. Leadership and Community.

GP – THE PLACE FOR FNGs

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FNGs: Welcome 2.o Hacksaw
Warm Up:  Dozen PAX circled up (10, 1 late, 1 via FaceTime)….Circled up.  Introduced a young man to F3.  Ran around the parking lot.  Sir Fazio arm circles, daisy pickers, good am, seal & overhead claps.  5 burpees for tardiness.
The Workout:  Lots of Rock exercises – each PAX called an exercise of 10c or 10 cadence count.  Worked on counting with newer PAX.  Went around the circle twice completing curls, tricep, rut row, overhead press, etc.  used technology and had Frenchie FaceTime with us.  Tried to split up the groups and do a red rover routine.  Epic failure.  Mosey to the wall for 10, 15, 20 count BTTW and People’s Chair.  More rocks.
Mary:  Shredder took over Mary with various stretches including pickle pounders, H2M (each exercise the younger bucks wanted more), crab cakes, break dancers…
Announcements:  Ted Talk with Breach -great example of a PAX who has served and continues to serve.  Farva’s dog
T-Claps (Recognition):  New guys coming out to GP weekly – AWESOME.  Thank you to those PAX and 2.0s who volunteered for the half marathon.
Prayer:  COVID, PAX wife(s); Country; Unspoken (apologies forgetting the other requests)

Always come ready to lead.  Anyone can step in and Q.  Safe environment.  Honored to lead – Dauber.  Thanks Shredder for your help with Mary and volunteering at the table.

Let’s Just Get the Math Right

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Today marked YHC’s 200th post this year. Apparently, I also posted at Sheepdog for my 100th post earlier this year. See what I did there…I have not been down to Sheepdog for a couple months now and man…that site has changed. A new middle school will be going up and as we drove in Hardy said, “This is a weird time to build a school…will anyone be in it?” I agree. But also, I’m so glad, that I didn’t intend to Q any Thangs on the large field because, well…it ain’t there no more! The pre-blast promised 200 reps of something or some things, plus a fire hose. So, YHC thought I would have a bit of fun initially with this promise. 7 PAX and a pooch for a penchant for making “fragrant” contributions along the way posted at Sheepdog  and put in strong work!

FNG’s: none

Warm Up: SSH IC x30, Good Mornings x10…quick mosey and then Frankenstein’s x10 IC and then the smell of some effervescent Pooch poop, so YHC called 10 burpees and then a move on. Upon the mosey to the next spot, YHC called 10 more burpees and some PAX said, “there’s no way this is the 200…there will be a Mutiny at Sheepdog!” I wanted to string everyone along a bit. Honestly, I’m not sure how you could work 200 burpees into a workout but I’m sure there’s always a way with F3. At this point, Shredder also commented that if YHC called this, during the Mutiny, there would be some close-quarter combat. Coming from Shredder, I really did not want any part of that! finished with 10 ct. IW’s and HB’s.
The Workout: Immediate rush to the benches for 20 irkins, 20 step-ups, and 20 dirkins. YHC then paused before calling the mosey to see if PAX thought perhaps this was the workout. Mosey to the back of the school where PAX came upon a fire hose at the far end of the blacktop. The Thang here was each PAX takes a turn carrying/running/walking/moseying/sprinting with fire hose from one end of the lane to the other. All the while, other PAX were completing an OYO running set of 200 merkins, 200 squats, and 200 dips. We got through about 4 rounds for all PAX on the fire hose before YHC called a “circle-up”. In F3…we pick up the 6…always. YHC asked the PAX how many of each exercise they may have had left. We went with whomever had the highest number and then the entire group would bang out the rest of the reps to complete that set. We did this for the merkins, dips, and squats. During this time, it was difficult to pick up the math to finish reps…16-Bit was bent on getting the math right! Who does what…who does how many, etc.
Mary: When YHC asked if there were any combatives today, the experienced site Q’s replied that they had done enough. So on to Mary. 50 LBC’s IC, 25 WW1’s, 13 H2M, 12 Pickle Pounders. Have a nice day!
Announcements: HS Half Nov. 14th. Holly Springs PD has their Angel Tree up and ready. Martini is a point of contact for this. Sheepdog and the Nest will serve as drop off sites for these items. Dovetail garage sale on Nov. 14th…all serious offers will be accepted! He moves and needs help on Nov. 15th. Breach will bring the TEDTalk on Nov. 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Martini completed a half on birthday number 40…did it in almost 10 less minutes than his goal. Great work brother!
Prayer: Dovetail’s move, Noah’s Ark and Lipsync, 187 and his M, YHC and his M, dealing with some recent, recurring, and worsening health issues. Shredder took us out.

Bats, Zombies, and Werewolves oh my!

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I couldn’t miss this opportunity for a Halloween Q when it became available and threw everything I could think of from start to finish! Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • FNGs: 1 – Cyclops
  • Warm Up: Circled up for some Good mornings, Candy pickers, then announced that arms do not drop for Halloween Bats: arm circles forward, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Arm circles reverse, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Frankensteins and some Michael Phelps to finish it off, then some Willy Mays Hayes to get the legs right.

    The Workout: Halloween survival prep will take place in several locations

  • First we’re off to the rock pile, because we need to get strong enough to face whatever monsters we may encounter. Little did anyone know we’d get all of our reps in one shot for each exercise! 31 count for each exercise: Curls for the girls, overhead press, ruh Roh, tricep extension, ground pounders, bench press, sit-ups, and rock spanks just because it’s GP. I was impressed as there wasn’t a medium or small rock to be found in the circle. Return all rocks but one and mosey over to the paved game area by the school.
  • Rule #1 of Zombieland is Cardio and we’re about to have some fun, while getting plenty of it. This 4 corners workout consisted of 10 seconds fast feet, run, 10 in and outs, run, 10 squats, run, and 10 star jumps, but that’s not all! This is a rotation circuit where we need a zombie and a gatekeeper(to clarify, no key-master present or needed for this, thanks Shredder lol). The gatekeeper is at the cemetery and performs ground pounders with the rock to keep the zombies in the ground; however, this zombie becomes free after completing 10 getups and will chase the pax while performing Frankenstein walks. If pax are caught they owe 10 burpees. First two rounds all pax were safe, but then pikachu became the zombie. He was on his 4th getup before our fast feet were done and we all felt the need for some serious speed as we took off! He caught us all at the star jumps and we all performed the 10 burpees. Shredder was up for our 4th time through and Pax were thoroughly smoked on legs at the finish.
  • Turns out pikachu’s freakish speed was due to a bite from a werewolf and he infected us all. The only cure is silver, and luck would have it that there were two sets of “silver” bleachers nearby. We split up into two groups and went head to head up the bleachers performing “bleacher” merkins, 1 at the bottom, 2 on the second, etc, until we reached 10 at the top. All pax waiting for their turn and waiting for the 6 performed flutter kicks. Time to mosey back to the start and see what’s in store for Mary.
    Bloody Mary: circle up with the Q in the middle leading by example.
    25 crunches, 20 Mtn climbers, 15 side crunches (left then right), 10 In and outs, and 5 Scissors kicks. Seemed like enough, but not quite finished as we needed to repeat the whole circuit two more times.
    Finally it was time to have a nice day!
    Announcements: park cleanup
    T-Claps (Recognition): Macho Nacho for getting his Dad out as an FNG, Frenchie for giving a HC and getting a HC from Macho Nacho for ultimate on Monday.
    Prayer: Pax dealing with health and personal issues, the country, and safety.

A Few of my Favorite Things

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6 for EC! Probably some kind of Sheepdog Record. Shredder, Sparky, Dovetail, Fumunga, Martini, and Quiver for 2 miles.

 

Warm Up:

  • Body circles
  • Indian run: Jog/high knees/butt kickers/karaoke
  • Samson stretch
  • Lunge pulse
  • Inch worm, jump legs forward, then back pedal to start

The Workout:

Bikes, books, guns, keyboards

After each “favorite thing,” sprint from one end of the lot to the last median, then a jog once around the lot.

AK-47s

Start laying down, do 10 hollow body rocks (start on back, roll to your front, always keeping head, arms, and legs of the ground, like rolling in the mud), push to plank on the last, then “check the action” with a 10-count of shoulder taps, then “fire”with 10 jumps (legs forward into crouch, hands don’t move). Made mention that an AK mag holds 20 to 30 rounds, so they can be greatful they only had to fire 10.

 

Alternatively, do reps of 3, and rinse and repeat for as many Pax as there are (use a multiplier if there’s 3 or less)

 

Clickety-Clack (building custom keyboards)

Start at one median, go to the next.

Fancy feet for a Pax-count of 10, then smash the enter key with a frog jump. Continue through each pax.

Downhill MTB (Bikes)

Freddy Mercury, starting slow and speeding up, then pop up and do 6 box jumps burpees

Books (C.S. Lewis, LOTR)

Orc squats: deep squat, hands on the ground, clean and jerk, landing with hands overhead, in a deeper squat). 20 reps.

Lewis – Mere Christianity – dynamic tension: front, side, down, up. Go through twice, recover for 20 sec, then twice more.

Combatives:

45° defense. Start with hands up in disarming position. Block punch by stepping close at a 45° angle. Don’t want to be too far away from attacker. As you step, punch to floating ribs, then follow with an elbow to the GB20 pressure point.

Mary:

Round robin. Homer to Marge, low slow flutter, crab cakes, Freddy Mercury, LBCs, boat canoes

Announcements:

  • Dovetail moving on 15th, help needed
  • Ultimate on Monday, 5:30am @ Womble (lit field!)
  • Gather angel tree stuff @ Sheepdog for HSPD. Check Slack.
  • 2 good Ted Talks so far, see Slack for recordings. Breech up next
  • Dovetail moving on 15th, help needed

Prayer:

  • Fumunga expecting a girl!
  • Fumunga’s and Quiver: people passing from COVID
  • Quiver just celebrated 19th anniversary
  • Noah’s ark
  • Shredder’s tests to discover what’s up so he can continue exercising
  • Dovetail’s move and wrist

 

 

What if you have 3 nipples?

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9 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning.  YHC and Dauber Co-Q.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. Dauber led the warm up and Circle of Rock while Forceps led Heavy Hoops & COT

Warm Up:

Mosey to Veteran Park and back. 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 30x3ct SSH (60 total in case math are hard).

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows X 2, Curls for the Girls X 2, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders, Standard Press, Nipplers, 6 Inches, Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, Bus Drivers, Rock Extensions

Heavy Hoops:

Round 1: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks

Round 2: Each PAX takes 1 free throw at each station (2 Burpee Penalties per missed station)

LBCs, Love Haters X2, Fredie Mercuries, Dying Cockroaches, Emperial Walkers, Hill Billies, Standard Merkins, Boat Canoes

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey back for COT

Announcements: F3 getting great community press; Virtual HSHM Nov14th and 21st; Ultimate Frisbee 1st Mondays in November at Ting

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for 187’s family and for those looking to transition jobs. For all those spoken and unspoken.

Dirty Dozen for Momas House Of Thrift Food Ruck

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It was good to pull into the park to see so many guys getting all the food and backpacks ready for the Ruck. It was truly an honor to lead this PAX there and back.

FNG: None

Warm Up: The Ruck

The Workout: This was a Ruck for a great cause. Had a lot of texts and commitments long before Sunday morning. It was an Awesome 8.5 miles with great mumblechatter along the way. We hit Dunkin after the food drop off and enjoyed donuts & coffee before heading back to Hilltop NeedMore Park. Thank you all for the food and donations. Dumbo told me we have raised $848.26 as of today. I still think we have a few that have cash as well. Way to Be PAX!!

Mary: None

Announcements: Sign up for Q sheets

T-Claps(Recognition): All of you who donated time and money for Momas House of Thrift so families in our area can have a hot meal Thanksgiving Day!!!!

Prayer: YHC took us out!

Ground Pounder with the Geniesse Trifecta

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FNGs: Pit Bull (Shredder’s son)

7 HIMs posted to GP on a clear brisk morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

10x3cts of:  Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Hillbilly’s, Emperial Walkers, Willy Maze Hays, Fozzie Arm Circles.

The Workout

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks, Boat Canoes, Hill Billie Squats, Morrocan Night Club Squat Holds

Macho Nacho showed up late: 10 Burpees + Penalty Burpees OYO for all PAX (15+Penalty for MN)

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

3 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30 Ct 6 Inches, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Wall of Pain

10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 70ct People’s Chair, 30ct Ascending Testicles, 70ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style),

Mosey back for COT to name FNG, Elijah Geniesse, 22, Pit Bull (How we got there: Falcon’s fan-> Michael Vick-> Dog Fighting-> Pit Bull)

Announcements: 3rd F at HS Food Cupboard today; Hilltop NeedMore Food Ruck tomorrow

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family’s move to Arizona.

Side Note: The delayed merlot at 2ndF Sir Walter Raleigh where Pit Bull lost his breakfast and apparently his dinner at the front door – watch your step.

Sheepdog 10/16/20

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3 Pax braved the rain and got it done at Sheepdog! All 3 With EC. Way to go.
FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps, IWs & hillbillies.
The Workout: Kicked off the workout with 100 core; 25xLBCs, 25xGiant Cockroach, rinse and repeat. Then pax traveled across the two brick knee walls by moving 3 and then 3 exercises; Eerkins, Dips, Diamond Erkins, etc. lunge walk between knee walls. We mixed in other exercises with WC Strikes, blocking, squats, and squat kicks.
Mary: Homer to Marg, Box Cutters, Monkey Humpers, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammers, heal taps, Freddy Mercury.

Announcements: HS Food Pantry work, Needmore Ruck to FQV Food Pantry.
Prayer: pax, families, Divetail’s move.

I said MLarge

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FNGs: Macho Nacho (Frenchie’s friend) and Floss (Logan – Dovetail’s son)

11 HIMs posted to GP on a beautiful day.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

20x3ct SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Hillbilly’s,

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile for Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).  YHC said to grab MLarge rocks but we had some serious boulders in the mix

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

4 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Mosey to the Basketball Court

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 2 attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2Ct OYO Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each of the 3 location.

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks.   OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

55ct People’s Chair (5 ct down the line), 10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 30ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style), 30ct Ascending Testicles, 10x3ct Peoples Chair (Moroccan Night Club style),  30ct BTW

Mosey back for COT for some stretching.

30 ct Pigeon Pose, Calf stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays, 10×3 ct Boat Canoes, 20 ct Cobras

Announcements: Donate to Give2Give: F3 Nation fundraiser for planting new groups across the country.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family as they look for a new home in Arizona.  Prayers for our country, our country’s leadership especially for Trump and his family who are managing through COVID.