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Earn that Bacon

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Today was a first in F3SouthWake. A few PAX have been talking for a few years about having a 2nd F breakfast after a workout to showoff their skills on the griddle. Finally, the day was here. We had an early start (0515) and a shorter (30 min) workout to accommodate this event. YHC had the Q and wanted to PAX to earn that bacon and sausage. We arrived at 0500 to get set up. There were 23 total PAX that came out to enjoy this first time event at Possum Trot, SW’s Original AO site. YHC forgot a cone for the workout so a banana would be the substitute. So I grabbed one and here’s what some PAX called 30 mins of Hell.

Warm up
Mosey down to lower part of park for some carioca, butt kickers, high knees, and slides.
Gather at concession stand area.
SSH’s
Windmills
Willie Mayes Hayes
Plank Jacks

The Thang
Partner Dora
100 – Hand Release Merkins
200 – Shoulder Taps (each side cts as 1)
300 – Squat Jumps
Partner not doing exercises bear crawls to the banana (roughly 25 yards), complete 3 burpees, run back.

With 3 mins to go, we completed Dora gathered back to the starting lot. This is Fuquay’s finest parking lot that comes with razor blade rocks for your liking. We were about to have pancakes with our meat and cup of Joe so I figured let’s try something I’ll call a “flapjack”. Pax lays on their back. Do a WWI then roll over and complete a merkin. 10 total OYO. Everyone got to experience this never forgetting parking lot.

COT
No new PAX.
Announcements: Breach with Travis Manion event on April 28. Details on slack.
Prayers: traveling PAX, those with injuries
Quick word: Easter weekend is here. Remember Jesus and what he went through this week. Hope that everyone can worship this Sunday and reflect on his sacrifice.

This was a very successful event. Hopefully we can do this again possibly in the fall. Thanks for all the PAX that attended and especially for those that contributed to an amazing breakfast. Fonzie and LED on the griddles. Abacus with coffee. Breach and his bigger table that wouldn’t fit in his micro machine car. Thanks for the support and allowing me to lead such a strong group.

BS Out!

 

Stormy Mutiny

Stormy Mutiny

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FNGs: 2 FNGs, Preston and Anthony. Welcome!

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, imperial walkers, hillbillies, sir fazio arm circles,  seal claps

The Workout: Had to improvise a bit for the rainy weather conditions and large group of PAX in attendance. 10 minute tabata of dips and curls for the girls under shelter. Brief intermission of interchanging between bear crawl, crawl bear, crab walk, and walk crab around the circle. 10 minute tabata of step ups and tris for the guys.

Mary:low slow flutters, big boy situps, box cutters, homer to marge, hello dollies, LBCs, pickle pounders.

Announcements: Possum Trot Basket this Wednesday. 1st Possum Trot Breakfast (with condensed workout) next Wednesday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome to FNGs Rockwell and GHERKIN willing to brave the storm and make their first F3 appearance.

Prayer: Prayers for our country, our F3 community, prayers of healing for Bobby Boucher’s son Walt, 2 Dollar on the mend after surgery, Wisdom for Sombrero with medical decisions for his son.

The Nessssssssst 3.21.23

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EC: @Finkle, @U.T.I., @Lipstick

PAX: @Sprinkler, @Finkle, @U.T.I., @Lipstick, @Pumps, @Double D

Warm-up: Quick Mosey around the park sidewalk and came back for some Good Mornings, Mountain Climbers, Hillbillies, Downward Dog, and Sir Fazio’s.

Event 1: Navy Seals – tried a new event that YHC has been dreaming up in my spare time.  This was a 20 count seal clap, 20 count overhead clap, 10 merkins, and 30 second plank hold at one end of the parking lot.  Then mosey to the other end John Cusack style and R/R.  We did 4 rounds and it was exciting.  It would be good to switch out merkins with Balls to the Wall or another arm exercise.

Event 2: @Pumps complained that his legs were cold and like yah, it’s 29 degrees outside and you’re wearing shorts bro…  So we did 11’s.  Squats at one end and lunges at the other.

Event 3: @Sprinkler asked a wonderful question of when does the workout begin so I decided to go for the trifecta and we did typewriters down the block wall.  That’s another @Finkle specialty with 10 dips and flip over to do 10 Irkins and repeat all the way down the wall.

Mary: @Pumps again was begging for the sneak peak.  Another signature @Finkle move which is a wide up and out step in place giving those around a sneak peak of the “package.”  And to end this perfect workout with perfect weather on a perfect morning we had to pair the sneak peak with some Meat Gazers.  @Lipstick was especially fond of this one…for some unknown reason.

Prayer Requests: @U.T.I.’s m-in-law needing a kidney transplant, @Gamecock is sick.

 

Kenny’s Grave Out and Back

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Warm-up: Mosey around the parking lot.  Daisy pickers, Willie Mayes Hayes, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies

Workout: Headed over to the ball park bleachers and did 2 rounds of dips, irkens, dirkens all with a 10 count and wall sits for a minute each round.  Then we headed down the green way doing 10 count of prescribed exercise stopping at each light pole.  R&R on the way back.  We stopped at bleachers again for 2 more rounds of dips, irkens, dirkens, and wall sits.

Mary: Homer to Marge, Freddie Mercuries, boat canoes, lower back stretches, and leg stretches.

Prayer requests: @Warbucks father with back pain, @Gamecock’s father-in-law recovering from brain surgery.

Another trip around the sun

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YHC wanted to celebrate another year here the right way, which consists of a good sweat and some fellowship.  A great bunch of guys came out enjoy the “fun” and get their days started off the right way too.  Let it be known that holding a derkin position for a long time is harder than you might think.  Trust me on this one.

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

SSH x43 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward and reverse

Windmill x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Merkins x10

Burpees x10 OYO

The Workout:

Mosey to the shelter and grab a spot at one of the benches for 11’s with step ups and dips.  We stared with 11 step ups and 1 dip and worked our way around.  When we got to 1 step up YHC though 1 was lame and audibled to 10 but Banana Seat thought 43 sounded better so we went with that instead.  Good call BS!

Mosey to the knee wall and did 10 more merkins.

PAX were then instructed that we’d be doing a bear crawl derkin indian run kind of thing.  Everyone got up in derkin position and the man at the end would bear crawl to the other end of the line, get up, and call out 5 derkins.  We successfully made it all the way to the stairs but not without a healthy (and justified) amount of grunts and groans.  On the way back down we switched to irkins instead but still stuck with the bear crawls.

After that we did 10 more burpees and then headed to the wall behind the baseball field.

Everyone lined up on the wall for alternating people’s chair and BTTW.  We started with 13 PC and 13 BTTW and then went down to 10 each until we completed 43 of each.  Then, at the end, as an added bonus, we did 16 more of each (for 16-bit).  Once that was complete we did another set of 10 merkins and 10 burpees.

We then moseyed up the steps by the wall to the back hill.  We did 5 merkins and burpees and then jogged to the bottom of the hill for sprints back up to where we started.  5 more merkins and burpees before heading back down.  Another sprint up and we completed the workout with 3 burpees and 3 merkins (43 of each in total).  Then back to the parking lot to circle up for…

Mary:

Cirlced up for popcorn Mary where everyone except Banana Seat (due to time) called out an exercise.

Kitty Littr had us doing 20 LBCs

Gamecock called out 20 Homer to Marge, 10 with left legs in the air and 10 with the right.

Pumps (who looks like Martini when you’re laying on the ground and looking at him upside down) asked for 20 low slow flutter.

Actual Martini then had us doing 20 American Hammers

We were at the 45:06 mark at this point so we called it.

Announcements:

Town Hall meeting tonight at 7:00pm at the Bass Lake boat house.  If you can’t make it and have thoughts or comments please send them to Breach ahead of time.

Prayer:

YHC has an ex-coworker who lost his wife to a heart attack on Saturday evening.

Banana Seat’s friend from church was diagnosed with ALS and it is affecting him rapidly.

Gamecock’s sister had a baby!  They were induced and the baby is in the NICU but all signs are looking good and they’re hoping they can go home even before they had originally thought.

It truly is a blessing that I get to start today off with you men.  I’m thankful for all of you and am honored to know you.  Have a great day, I know mine will be because I started it off with you.

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Amigos and Boulder Bases

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FNGs: Welcome Sombrero!

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, Willie May Hayes, imperial walkers, hillbillies, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps

The Workout: Boulder Bases: 8 PAX moseyed to the rocks, grabbed our pick of the litter to play a game YHC calls Boulder Bases. Along the road surrounding the tennis courts, we started at one corner (1st base) doing rock exercises of 10 clean/squat/press, 10 curls for the girls, 10 lunges, and 10 rut rows. Rifle carried our rocks to 2nd base and dropped them before doing body-weight exercises at each base: 5 burpees at 2nd base, 5 burpees + 10 merkins at 3rd base, 5 burpees+ 10 merkins + 15 big boy situps at “home plate,” and 5 burpees + 10 merkins + 15 big boys + 20 squats at 1st base. From there, we moseyed to 2nd base to do another round of rock exercises. Then we rifle carried the rocks to 3rd base. We carried on this routine until we could get the rocks to “home plate”. We changed up the body-weight exercises throughout, but kept the same structure.

Mary: No time

Announcements: F3 SouthWake meeting on Tuesday, Bass Lake Park.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Prayers up for men struggling in their marriages and relationships.

Farkle with Finkle and the Funky Bunch

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Farkle 10000 - Fun Addictive Game! by Tan Zhi Hui

PAX: @K I T T Y L I T T R, @Gamecock, @Finkle, @Pumps, @Sprinkler, @Martini, @Warbucks

Warm-up: Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, SSH, Frankenstein’s, and Inch Worms

Event 1:  Took a quick Mosey up to the middle school for a round of Bars, Bears, & Dan’s.  This was an oldy but a goody.  Divided into 2 groups.  Group 1 shimmied up the rails on the ramp leading up to the entrance of the school and crawl beared down the stairs and Group 2 was performing Dan Taylor’s.  Those are 1 lunge to 4 squats going all the way up to 10 lunges and 40 squats.

Event 2: Moseyed back down to the pavilion for a game of Farkle.  Most thought I was making crap up as we went but we did follow the rules for 1’s and 5’s.  They were added up to produce how many of a prescribed exercise by the PAX rolling the dice.  If they didn’t roll any 1’s or 5’s they had to take a penalty lap around the park and the next person took their turn.  Lots of fun was had and a little bit of confusion.

Mary: We carried on with another round of Farkle but only called ab exercises.

COT: @Gamecock’s father-in-law is going to have surgery in March and his sister is in the middle of a high-risk pregnancy, @Warbuck’s traveling this weekend, and @Ham’s family in Kenya dealing with civil unrest and area being bombed.

 

Misfortune Cookie

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Warm Up: warm-o-ramma

The Workout: Round of Dora 1-2-3 (merkins, big boy situps, squats) and the wheel of misfortune (center timer of burpees or ssh and rotating exercise stations around the center)

Mary: 2 min off light stretching, we did enough sit ups for the week

Announcements: 2F lunch on Friday

T-Claps (Recognition): anyone that came away wetter than they started

Prayer: Finkle’s daughter’s health and job opportunities. Gamecocks son health and work praise.

Cocaine Bear

Greenway Parking Lot Pain

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Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, willie mays hayes, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps

The Workout: Moseyed on over to the Greenway Parking Lot to do something I am retrospectively choosing to call, “Build-a-Cocaine-Bear.” Zig-zagging up and down the parking lot, we did bear crawls along each parking space line; skips across the lot; bear crawl over to the next parking space line; reverse burpee (starting from bear crawl mode – 1 merkin, jump up, then back to bear crawl) once up against each parking space curb; back to bear crawl from the curb to the end of the parking space line; skip again across the lot. We did this until we got from the farthest NW side of the lot down to the SE side.

Next, we did 11s of american hammers on one side of the lot and curbside merkins on the other side. Lunges going one way and crab walk going back.

Mary: low slow flutters, LBCs, homer to marge, pickle pounders

Announcements: Breach looking to boost our 2ndF game

T-Claps (Recognition):none

Prayer: Pumps – prayers up that families might be able to get healthy after long season of cold/flu/etc; Abacus – prayers up for Anderson family after the loss of their child. 2 Corinthians 1:1-11

Traveling Rocks Hurt

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YHC was joined by 5 dudes ready to put in work. Little did they know what the Q had planned. Needless to say YHC had a rough go on this one. All PAX was ready and 0530 was go time.

Warm up lap around the field

Warm up exercises by the rock pile
SSH
Frankensteins
Windmills
Mtn climbers

Grab a traveling rock decent size (make a wise selection)
Greenway trail stopping at every other light for exercise
1 – colt 45’s
2 – skull crushers
3 – lunge rotate rock to outside step
4 – ground pounders
5 – wonder bras
6 – front raises w/squat
7 – bus drivers
Rocks down and Indian Run 3 lights to the end of greenway.
10 Worst Merkins Ever
Indian run back to rocks.
Same exercises on the way back.
Ran short of time so skipped the colt 45’s.
Dropped off the boulders and did 1 set of Capt Thores 1×2 set of 5

See slack for announcements.
Prayers for Finkle’s and 16-bits daughters. Prayers for new career changes for Ham and Sunshine. Cardinal’s family and F3 Knoxville region.

That was a good one I’ll admit. Definitely a repeat possibly later this year. Strong work by all. Thanks for letting me lead.

BS out!