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Merlot at Mutiny

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH, Frankenstein,  Good Mornings, Stretch out legs and arms. 

The Workout: 60lbs/80lbs sandbags. Must be carried and not dropped for the entire ME.  Increasing Burpee penalty for drops. Carry bags to shelter everyone else Indian run.  Grab one rock each.

Thang 1: One PAX fast Bear Crawl to cone one. Run to the end of the field, bear crawl at the same cone home.  Repeat the sequence but further distance.  Other PAX curls, triceps, rows, and John Cusack hold.  All PAX had to finish.

Thang 2: Crabwalk the cones and sidewalk back. Bleach push-ups 5 reps up and 5 reps down. Pull-ups on the playset. One rotation.

Thang 3: Wheelbarrow down and back, Single leg squats on bleachers, OH press with sandbags 15 reps each bag. (Winnibego for the Merlot win…somewhere in here). The last exercise before Mary was a wheelbarrow rock push/flip (maybe a new favorite of mine). Indian run back to the Tennis courts. 

Mary:  HTM, Single leg HTM, Freddy Mercury (oops had a sandbag drop 5 burpee penalty), Butterfly Crunch, Figure four, Scissors 

Announcements: Friday night street ministry (Rubiks), Brute CSAUP, Always be EHing

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Unspoken 

Earn that Bacon

Today was a first in F3SouthWake. A few PAX have been talking for a few years about having a 2nd F breakfast after a workout to showoff their skills on the griddle. Finally, the day was here. We had an early start (0515) and a shorter (30 min) workout to accommodate this event. YHC had the Q and wanted to PAX to earn that bacon and sausage. We arrived at 0500 to get set up. There were 23 total PAX that came out to enjoy this first time event at Possum Trot, SW’s Original AO site. YHC forgot a cone for the workout so a banana would be the substitute. So I grabbed one and here’s what some PAX called 30 mins of Hell.

Warm up
Mosey down to lower part of park for some carioca, butt kickers, high knees, and slides.
Gather at concession stand area.
SSH’s
Windmills
Willie Mayes Hayes
Plank Jacks

The Thang
Partner Dora
100 – Hand Release Merkins
200 – Shoulder Taps (each side cts as 1)
300 – Squat Jumps
Partner not doing exercises bear crawls to the banana (roughly 25 yards), complete 3 burpees, run back.

With 3 mins to go, we completed Dora gathered back to the starting lot. This is Fuquay’s finest parking lot that comes with razor blade rocks for your liking. We were about to have pancakes with our meat and cup of Joe so I figured let’s try something I’ll call a “flapjack”. Pax lays on their back. Do a WWI then roll over and complete a merkin. 10 total OYO. Everyone got to experience this never forgetting parking lot.

COT
No new PAX.
Announcements: Breach with Travis Manion event on April 28. Details on slack.
Prayers: traveling PAX, those with injuries
Quick word: Easter weekend is here. Remember Jesus and what he went through this week. Hope that everyone can worship this Sunday and reflect on his sacrifice.

This was a very successful event. Hopefully we can do this again possibly in the fall. Thanks for all the PAX that attended and especially for those that contributed to an amazing breakfast. Fonzie and LED on the griddles. Abacus with coffee. Breach and his bigger table that wouldn’t fit in his micro machine car. Thanks for the support and allowing me to lead such a strong group.

BS Out!

 

Stormy Mutiny

Stormy Mutiny

FNGs: 2 FNGs, Preston and Anthony. Welcome!

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, imperial walkers, hillbillies, sir fazio arm circles,  seal claps

The Workout: Had to improvise a bit for the rainy weather conditions and large group of PAX in attendance. 10 minute tabata of dips and curls for the girls under shelter. Brief intermission of interchanging between bear crawl, crawl bear, crab walk, and walk crab around the circle. 10 minute tabata of step ups and tris for the guys.

Mary:low slow flutters, big boy situps, box cutters, homer to marge, hello dollies, LBCs, pickle pounders.

Announcements: Possum Trot Basket this Wednesday. 1st Possum Trot Breakfast (with condensed workout) next Wednesday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome to FNGs Rockwell and GHERKIN willing to brave the storm and make their first F3 appearance.

Prayer: Prayers for our country, our F3 community, prayers of healing for Bobby Boucher’s son Walt, 2 Dollar on the mend after surgery, Wisdom for Sombrero with medical decisions for his son.

Cocaine Bear

Greenway Parking Lot Pain

FNGs: None

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, willie mays hayes, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps

The Workout: Moseyed on over to the Greenway Parking Lot to do something I am retrospectively choosing to call, “Build-a-Cocaine-Bear.” Zig-zagging up and down the parking lot, we did bear crawls along each parking space line; skips across the lot; bear crawl over to the next parking space line; reverse burpee (starting from bear crawl mode – 1 merkin, jump up, then back to bear crawl) once up against each parking space curb; back to bear crawl from the curb to the end of the parking space line; skip again across the lot. We did this until we got from the farthest NW side of the lot down to the SE side.

Next, we did 11s of american hammers on one side of the lot and curbside merkins on the other side. Lunges going one way and crab walk going back.

Mary: low slow flutters, LBCs, homer to marge, pickle pounders

Announcements: Breach looking to boost our 2ndF game

T-Claps (Recognition):none

Prayer: Pumps – prayers up that families might be able to get healthy after long season of cold/flu/etc; Abacus – prayers up for Anderson family after the loss of their child. 2 Corinthians 1:1-11

New AO: Ultimate Frisbee at Ting: U.F.O. (25 PAX)

FNGs:  none
Warm Up:  Grateful for Yogurt leading us with SSH, Frankensteins, etc
The Workout:  12 v 13 Ultimate. Drops resulted in merkins, squats, SSH…

Scores resulted in burpees, LBCs, star jumps…

Some very nice plays on the pitch!  Well done.

Mary:  static stretches OYO
Announcements:

PAX in attendance helped Gump and YHC name this AO;  we offered up three choices with an honorable mention:

Choices:  Paradise Lost, Paradise Gained, U.F.O. & Elenor Frisbee (although a nice recommendation from the crowd – Vicious Discus).   Not sure if the PAX were thrilled with our top 4.  Regardless, U.F.O. was a near unanimous vote.  Questions asked what it stood for? – – – so many recommendations & examples from the PAX – some not permitted in this PG space.

Going forward, each Q will determine the abbreviation.  Let’s have some FUN with it.

Tues nights with 3 Alarm – come out and support another new official AO (great work Wild Turkey, Yogurt, Moose…).
Tea Time tonight

Change of Command:  Nantan – Thank you Pikachu!  Welcome Breach!

 

Q-School next Sunday at 1400.  See Banana Seat.

 

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who came out this AM

Prayer:  YHC took us out.  UNSPOKEN.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

Even the Odds Rev3

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Met at normal AO start.  Mosey down to Sheepdog Track. Circled up for SSH, Imperial/Hillbillies, SFAC, Good Morning, and Daisy pickers.  Anticipation was high as most of the first time PAX had heard through the SLACK machine and by reputation how brutal of a beating this can be.  Several PAX were on their 2nd and 3rd round of this 1-hour long beatdown of U vs U but were still anticipating the special kind of suck it brings. YHC read the rules and tweaked how the “points” are scored.
The Workout: The ODD numbers must be done in order of sequence.  1,3,5, etc. the EVEN numbers can be done in any order you choose.  Once you start the exercise you must complete that exercise before moving on to the next number (Even or Odd). The timer is set for one hour.  You must keep track of your points for a total tally at the end of the hour.  If the exercise is not completed before the timer runs out, you do not get ANY points for completion. During the workout, the PAXs that are running can pick up any man’s six on any of the EVEN exercises.  (*note* If you are bear crawling and get tired you cannot walk around the track to complete the 400m. It’s a 400m bear crawl…not a 100-meter bear crawl and 300-meter walk).

Mary: Too tired to do it.
Announcements: F3 Xmas party.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Any HIM that showed up for this beating for their first time: Shredder, Farva, Duece, LED, 2 Dollars, Sunshine, Banana Seat  Several guys have done it twice:  Maybeline, Nemo, and Lipstick  Guys who have done it three times. Breach, Cupid, and YHC.
Prayer: Tough times during the holiday season for many men and families. Reach out.

SEVEN is your lucky number

24 PAX celebrated with YHC for completing year 7 in F3 Southwake with some ULIMATE MUTINY! It was my honor to play and fellowship with these HIM. Thank you for letting me be a part of this family. Welcome FNG Dobby!

Trotting the Boulder Bases

Diamond Rio at Possum Trot

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Seal Claps

The Workout: 4 HIM moseyed to the rocks, grabbed our pick of the litter to play a game YHC calls Boulder Bases. Along the road surrounding the tennis courts, we started at one corner (1st base) doing rock exercises of 10 overheads, 10 triceps, 10 squats, and 10 curls for the girls. Rifle carried our rocks to 2nd base and dropped them before doing non-rock exercises at each base (20 plank jacks at 2nd base, add 15 Merkins at 3rd base, add 10 side straddle hops at “home plate,” and add 5 burpees at 1st base) before returning to 2nd base to do another round of rock exercises. Then we rifle carried the rocks to 3rd base. We carried on this routine until we could get the rocks to home plate. We changed up the non-rock exercises throughout, but kept the same structure of 20 reps, +15 reps, +10 reps, +5 burpees. At Home Plate, Diamond Rio’s 90’s hit song Nowhere Bound was played on repeat the entire workout because…why not?

Mary: shoulder stretches, downward dog, and some cobra for a quick wrap up

Announcements: South Wake picnic July 30th

T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps for @Dangle, the pride of Wilson, NC, joining us in the gloom at F3 South Wake and cleaning up the Quay Walmart in the daylight!

Prayer: Unspoken prayers lifted up

Mutiny at Red October 6/27/22

5 pax took on the challenge of Red October for the last Monday in June (Cupid, LED, 8-Bit, Wet Bandit and Breach on the Q)

Warm Up: 22 counts of (SSH, Good Mornings, Knee ups, followed by some Fazion arm circles, and overhead claps)

The Workout: Station work under the roof, One pax runs the track and was the timer, the others rotate around the stations

  1. Dip Station
  2. Fire Hose Squats
  3. Ab Wheel
  4. Sandbag clean and press
  5. Kettle Bell Swings
  6. Weight Plate’s straight arm raises

 

Mary: 2 min abs (LBCs and Freddie Merceries in cadence)

Announcements: Picnic on July 30th

Closed in Prayer:

Slow and Sweaty Wins the Race

FNGs: none
Warm Up: normal warm o rama
The Workout: start with 10 rounds of motivators (should have been 20 imo). Move to the rock pile for a SMALL TRAVEL rock. Head back over to the Greenway for some rock work. Pyramid stack at each light pole with a mode of travel in between. Exercises: patty cake merkins, star jumps, lunges, WW1. Modes of travel: stinky baby, turtles, side steps, John Cusack, duck walk, turtles again.
Mary: popcorn Mary for the last 5min
Announcements: Picnic signups
T-Claps (Recognition): LED, 2 dollars, abacus for EC
Prayer: 16bit’s daughter