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Now for Something Completely Different (well almost)

FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP on a cold but dry morning.  YHC brought the music box & discs.  Sadly Gump wore his Tampa Bay jersey and beanie (that guy) to support “Tompa Bay.”

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct:  Windshield Wipers, Rock Spanks, Single arm Merkins (both sides), Rock Press (3 sets), 10×3 ct Rockies, 10x3ct Box Cutters

Mosey to the disc golf putting green

Heavy Discs (Something different):

3 discs in play at all times. PAX take turns putting while rest exercise. Round 1: SSH – don’t stop till someone makes it (that took forever – THANK THE LORD FOR KITTI LITTR).  Round 2-38 were more of a free for all with PAX lining up on each side to keep the discs moving (minimum of 10x3ct of each exercise).

Merkins x2, SSH, Plank Hold, Squats, Chilcutt Planks, Lunges, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Pickle Pounders, LBCs, Moroccan Night Clubs, Freddie Mercury, Monkey Humpers x2

4 minutes of Knee Wall of Pain:

20 Step Ups, 20 Dips, 10 Erkins, 10 Step Ups, 10 Dips, 5 Erkins

Announcements: Mama’s House moved (so much for the new driveway), HIMs running Uwharrie and some dozen donut race, Looking for businesses to support the HSPD fund raiser for 1st Aid Kits,  Wilmington Race moved to April.

Prayer Requests: For our country, injured PAX, Noah’s Arc & his M, YHC asked for prayer through the grief therapy process.

2nd F @ Panera

My Eyes are Closed…but I Can Still See It!

Always a lot of great 1-liners at Ground Pounder! Today, did not disappoint to that end. It was a cold and bright sunny morning at Jones Park, but even the flaming ball that is in the sky could not compare to the brightness (or tightness) of Pikachu’s pants! At one point, Shredder mentioned he had to close his eyes whilst running behind Pikachu due to the brightness, but could somehow still see (hence…the title of this BB). Other great 1-liners of the day:

“I think I’m lactating” – Shredder. “We all need to sign up on that Q Sheet so this jackass can’t Q here anymore” – Pikachu. “All my rocks are frozen to the ground” – Frenchie. “I’m just gonna pick up that slab of concrete” – Farva. “Small, medium, large. You must’ve missed something that day in elementary school” – Shredder.

FNG’s: – nope

Warm Up: SSH x 25, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio’s F/R, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies all x 10, and Good Mornings x 21 (much to the agreement of Shredder and Pikachu).
The Workout: Now for the disagreement to begin. YHC decided to try something new to me today to ensure that all PAX chose appropriate sizes of rocks. You see…there’s been just a bit of mumblechatter recently that PAX aren’t choosing large enough rocks and that Farva could sit there and juggle with all other men’s version of “large” rocks. So each PAX were instructed to get a large rock from the familiar pile, a not as large but let’s say medium rock from the not so shiny but newer rocks down on the end of the trench, and finally, two small rocks that could be held and controlled in each hand. Each time PAX got a rock from the trench, they paid an entrance tax of 5 burpees. With rocks ready to go and circled up, we performed the following routine (rocks sizes denoted by L, M, S):

Shoulder Press, L x30, Wonderbras, M x25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Curls for the Girls, L x 30, Curls for the Girls, M x 25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Chest Press, L x 50, Alternating Merkins on Rock, M x 25, 1-2’s, S x 20

Rut Rows, L x 40, DeadLifts, M x 20, Bent over Flys, S x 20 (think it was somewhere in here where the agreement was made not to let YHC Q anymore)

Ground Pounders, L x 30, Ground Pounders, M x 25, Front Raises, S x 20

Rock Spanks w/o Consent, L x 20, Rock Spanks w/ consent, M x 20, Diamond Merkins, S x 15

PAX returned each set of rocks with a return penalty of 5, 10, and 15 merkins, respectively.

Wall of Pain time. We did a 15 count per PAX People’s Chair, followed by Prisoner squats x 50 (didn’t get to legs in rock circle). Finished up with a 10 count per PAX Ball to the Wall.

Mary: All in Cadence. LBC’s x30, Homer to Marge x25, WW1 x20, Good Mornings x 15
Announcements: New Monthly challenge coming, starting Monday. It will be 15 mins. of AMRAP KettleBell Snatches or Jump Squats, with a focus on form and explosive movement. 1st F planning on Monday night via Zoom, 8-9 PM.
T-Claps (Recognition): Pumpkin Spice for accountability and drive with YHC to complete last monthly challenge set as EC.
Prayer: Pumpkin Spice and Shredder have neighbors and friends struggling significantly with COVID. Lipstick and family for travels and peace in time of losing his aunt. My M for more restoration and healing. Saddiq and his grieving over loss of brother. YHC took us out…and I will be back to Q this great AO!

Can’t Even Feel It – TWSS

FNGs: None 

14 HIMs posted to GP on a beautiful but bitter cold morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Dauber was tardy but always appreciate his attendance. 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Willie Maze Hays,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Arm stretches

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Rut Rows and of course Ground Pounders. 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent), 10x3ct Rock Press (3 sets), 10x3ct Windshield Wipers, 10×3 ct Rockies, 10x3ct Box Cutters

(Again – never any doubt on which rock is Farva’s – Good Lord Son!).

Heavy Hoops:

Due to crowd we only completed 1 round: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from all the 3 areas).

SSH (2 rounds), Plank Hold, Supermans, Squats, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Split Jacks, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and Goofballs

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Wall of Pain:

20×3 ct Moroccan Style Peoples Chair, 2 sets of 10×3 ct Ascending Testicles, 10x3ct Burnie Style Peoples Chair (let it rain)

COT:  10 Merkins, 10 Shoulder Tap Planks, 10 Catalina Wine Mixers, 10 ct Chill Cut Plank, 10 x 3ct LBCs, 10x3ct Freddie Mercuries, 10×3 ct 6 Inches,

Announcements: Wilmington Race moved to April,  Ultimate Frisbee – Feb 1st at Ting,

Prayer Requests: Pumpkin Spice ask for prayer for  a friend Mike who is hospitalized with COVID;  Shredder asked for prayer for Kristen’s family (Kristen was a 16 yr old in his church youth group that passed away due recently).  YHC asked for prayer through the grief therapy process. Prayer for kids with mental issues dealing with our current state of isolation.

4 Corners of Fun

FNGs: none

PAX: @Finkle, @Gamecock, @KittyLittr
Warm Up: Mosey around the park track, circled up and did a round of Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/R in cadence, then Michael Phelps, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and 10 walkouts OYO
The Workout:

Event 1: 4 Corners.  Running around the perimeter of Falcon Park twice we stopped at each corner doing two designated exercises in sets of 20.  Corner 1: Merkins/Squats   Corner 2: Mountain Climbers/Low-Slow-Flutter   Corner 3: Dips/Leg Ups 10 each leg) on the brick wall    Corner 4: Crab Humpers/Annie’s.

Event 2: 11’s  Started in on a round of 11’s with lunges and shoulder taps and travel to each end by bear crawl.  Ran out of time so didn’t get to complete all of the event.
Mary:  Round Robin exercises from group
Announcements:  none
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Our nation and for wisdom for our countries leaders.

Frenchie’s Worst Nightmare

FNGs:n/a

EC: Farva solo EC with the monthly challenge

Warm Up:pretty standard warmup with side straddle hops, good mornings, fozzy arm circles, and Michael Phelps.

The Workout: As I called the mosey to the rock pile Frenchie realized I had the Q, which is apparently his worst nightmare.

Grab a reasonable sized rock and partner up for this Dora style 100 rep challenge. We did several rounds of 100 rep rock work while the partner was in a static hold, and 1 minute of cardio in between sets. Sets included curls for the girls, tricep extensions, Ruh rohs, squats, and ground pounders. Partner with work included plank with rock, crab hold with rock, Supermans, and rock spanks with a few being repeated. 1 minute recovery sets included jump rope(fancy if you’re Gump), mtn climbers, Wonder Woman jets, with some repeated.

After that was completed we went to the wall for nonstop 11’s of bttw and wall sits in cadence.

Mary: 10 solid minutes of around the circle 10 counts of exercises, ending in 10 burpees oyo(he clearly didn’t know the rules at GP)
Announcements: Wrightsville and other runs coming up. Fuquay rotary club opportunities, holly springs opportunities to work with youth on outdoor guy activities that don’t have fathers at home.
T-Claps (Recognition): Frenchie for making it through my workout AND calling me out at the end for it not being hard enough.
Prayer:Sanity, the country, struggles at work and home

Turf War Averted

PAX:  The usual suspects – Norm (EC), Gamecock (EC), Kitty Litter, Finkle, Martini (EC)

For a cold and wet moring, YHC had a shelter workout planned.  Upon returning from EC, the lot was full of cars.  Unfortunatley this was due to the group of ladies that has started workign out at Falcon Park on Tuesday mornings.  As it was raining, they had congreagated and began their workout under the shelter.  Immediately upon returning from EC, the mumble chatter started about this being F3’s turf, however no PAX was brave enougth to try and run them off.  This was probably a good thing.  Getting our tails kicked by a bunch of women would not help future EH efforts.  (Norm did mention something about showing up early the next time it is raining to reserve the shelter)

Warm Up:  YHC had to adjust on the fly.  We left our beloved Falcon Park and headed over to the middle school.  SSH, Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins

The Workout:  Nest Man Up under the shelter of the bus lane.

PAX 1 took off for a lap around the bus loop.  The Next Man Up called an exercise for the remaing PAX to perform.  When PAX 1 returned, PAX 2 took off for a lap.  Next Man Up called an exercise. Continued until all PAX took a lap.

Completed 4 rounds.

Indian Run back to the back to Falcon Park with a loop around the track and lot.

Mary:  Handled during the workout, but we did complete some stretching

Announcements:  None

Prayer:  Finkle has family dealing with COVID

Ground Pounder – moist feet, dry backs

FNGs: None 

8 HIMs posted to GP on a dreary wet morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Macho showed up on time and gloveless – much respect 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your large rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders and Bus Drivers.

(always easy to tell which rock is Farva’s)

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

2 rounds of SSH, Standard Plank Hold, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Moroccan Squat Hold, Emperial Walkers and Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the half wall

10×3 Step Ups, 20 Derkins, 20 Erkins, 20 Dips

Announcements: Wilmington Race still on as far as we know.

Prayer Requests: Pumkin ask for prayer for several men going through the Blue Light Academy. Forceps asked for prayer for Aunt’s family loss of her husband as well as his ex and son dealing with loss of son.

Ground’n and Pound’n

FNGs: None 

10 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter was per the usual – the best in Southwake.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches, Pigeon Pose

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10x3ct: Windshield Wipers, Box Cutters, 30 ct 6 inches, Plank Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, 10×3 ct Rock Homer to Marge

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 30 ct BTW, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on 12/15,  F3 Christmas Party

Prayer Requests: Military and 1st responders,  Breach’s sister and mom w/ COVID, Fanny Pack’s M, Courtney, is having surgery Dec 21, COVID victims

Ground Pounder 12/5/20

FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP on a gorgeous morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter did not disappoint.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, 20 Sir Fazio Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH, Arm stretches, Pigeon Pose

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10x3ct: Windshield Wipers, Box Cutters, 30 ct 6 inches, Plank Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, 10×3 ct Rock Homer to Marge

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 30 ct BTW, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on 12/15,  Ultimate at Ting 12/7

Prayer Requests: M’s health issues, healthy marriages, COVID victims, Dovetail’s move and home search, safety and protection for those traveling this holiday, those suffering from depression

 

Guess who’s back

FNGs: None although we had some visitors other regions

8 HIMs posted to GP on a drizzly morning for my return to Q GP after 5 long weeks.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball.  Mumblechatter did not disappoint.

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Windmills, Emperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 20x3ct SSH.

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile pick your rock and don’t share it

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows, Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Bus Drivers,

4 sets of Standard Press, 10 Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Consensual Plank Rock Spanks, 10×3 ct Rocky’s, 10×3 ct American Hammers

Shredder had a difficult time counting cadence today for some odd reason.

Heavy Hoops:

2 Rounds: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, American Hammers, Squats, Squat Hold, Shoulder Tap Merkins, Boat Canoes, LBCs, Split Jacks, WWIIs, Hillbillies

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

15 ct Ascending Testicles; 20x3ct Moroccan style Peoples Chair, 10x3ct BTW Aussie Ass Smackers, 20x3ct Al Gore style People’s Chair.

Announcements: Ted Talk w/ Bacon on Dec 15th, Frosty CSAUP Dec 5th, Ultimate at Ting 1st Monday of Dec.

Prayer Requests: M’s health issues, healthy marriages, COVID victims, Dovetail’s move and home search, safety and protection for those traveling this holiday, those suffering from depression

Praise that DOA’s son’s injury to his eye lid didn’t cause permanent damage.