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Football! YOU BET!

FNGs:  None

Warm-up:  Planted flag after rolling up facing 8 PAX ready to go!  Willy Mays Hayes, OH Claps, Seal Claps, Sir Fazios, Static Stretching with nice mumblechatter

Thang:  Mosey with football lateraling all the way, Ho-Ho-Ho! and picked up a medium rock.  Stubbs was funny and grabbed an XL.  Bastard.  (JK)  Circled up for the following exercises with rocks in cadence rotating one spot to the left:  Curls for the girls, Rutrows (when I came to the XL rock), bus drivers, ground pounders, squats, slap the rock, OH press…Singles with tricep extension.  On your six for six inches, nipplers and chest press.  Return rocks.

Mosey to various fields until we found a flat area on the pitch.  Ran routes for points.  Those PAX not throwing or catching conducted LBCs, Squats, Imperial Walkers, etc.  Competiion moved to 4 PAX playing football, QB, WR, Stationary defense doing SSH in front of QB and a Defender.  Rotated through all positions.  Lined up again for drop kicks/punts.  One PAX ran after the kicked ball while remaining PAX did exercises.  Moved into a 4 v 4 with GUMP being center/referee/cheerleader,  Lots of nice throws and catches.  Checked some PAX for stick -em.  Mosey back to parking lot for Mary.

Mary:  static stretches in a circle.  Some PAX got friendlier than others.  Something about a recent hike/tush play.  Lots of laughs for sure.  Each PAX shared a rose and a thorn.

Q forgot to do name-a-rama.  Blame his age.  YHC took us out.  Lots of Prayers for Family, Jobs, Surgeries

2nd F at Thanks a Latte.

Honored to lead. – Dauber

6 Rocks of Christmas

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Side shuttle hop, Slow Squats in cadence, Fozie Arm Circles

The Workout:

Don’t worry, no running was performed at Thunder but, the storm arrived and the PAX conquered this workout with kettlebell coupons ranging from 10 to 52 pounds  

30 minute AMRAP
1. 15 KB Swings
2. 20 Merkins
3. 15 Goblet Squats
4. 10 Burpees
5. 10 Turkish Getups
6. 30 Mountain Climbers 🧗

Mary:

American Hammers with weights, Low slow flutter with coupons, pickle pounders, dying cockroaches

Announcements: F3 Party, Snuggly 5k, Q-Sheet signups  

T-Claps (Recognition): for the PAXs pushing through the workout

Prayer: PAX during the season that are going through divorces and other struggles, Recent shooting, Mor Boat and job search

LORDY LORDY

LORDY LORDY

FNGs: Not a one

Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops (Thanks Skid), Windmills, Daisy Pickers, Franks, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies

The Workout:

  • Grab the blocks
  • Go to the disc golf practice hole
  • Partner Up
  • Partner 1 does an exercise AMRAP while Partner 2 travels from one side of the circle to the other.  Then Switch.  Repeat 3x
    • P1 Explosive Merkins P2 Army Crawl
    • P1 Skull Crushers P2 Bear Crawl
    • P1 Abyss Merkins aka Negative Merkins P2 Lunge Walk
    • P1 Curls for the Girlz P2 Crab Walks
  • Return Blocks

Mary: Homer to Marge, Boat Canoes, Low Slow Flutter, Pickle Pounders, Big Boy Sit-ups

Announcements:

  • Lipstick Anny Q / Convergence at Disney on Thursday
  • Christmas Party
  • Suggly Sweater
  • Davis Run
  • Q-Sheet

T-Claps (Recognition): 

  • Happy Birthday UTI – Thanks dudes for showing up!
  • DownRange – He made it!

Prayer:

  • Holiday Travel and Safety
  • Lipstick gets whatever died up there removed… 
  • Survivor – new meds, let that settle and get him back out with us
  • SoftServe’s brother
  • Stubs – new treatment
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Masons in Training

FNGs: None Warm Up: SSH, Goooooood Mornings, Windmills

The Workout: YHC made a special trip to Home Depot on Monday to pick up 24 bricks at $0.52 a piece. Each brick weighed in at around 4.25lbs.

Following the warmup, each PAX was given two bricks to care for for the remainder of the workout. 

PAX cusacked from the parking lot to the near corner of the soccer field track. 

  • 25 Bench presses in cadence
  • 20 manmakers in cadence
    • Right Hand Row, Left Hand Row, Merkin Down, Merkin Up
  • Dying Cockroach

PAX then bear crawled with their bricks to the first field light pole.

  • 20 bent over flys IC
  • 20 CFG IC
  • 20 Tricep Extensions
  • Big Boy Situps

PAX Traveled with arms at 90 deg in front to the next light pole

  • 20 Bus Drivers IC
  • 20 Deadlifts IC
  • 20 Hammer Curls IC

PAX bear crawled to the mid-point of the far parking lot

  • 20 calf raises
  • 20 gunslingers
  • Partner wheelbarrows to the opposite side of the parking lot – switch
    • Wheel PAX transports bricks

Cusack to the next corner of the field

  • 10 manmakers in cadence
  • 10 dying cockroach
  • 10 bent over flys

Bear Crawl to the next light pole

  • 20 CFG IC
  • 20 Tricep Extensions
  • 20 Deadlifts IC
  • 20 Big boy situps

90 deg carry to the picnic shelter

  • Side shuffle preachers chair
  • 15 set ups per leg
  • 1 min of punches

Cusack to the flag

Mary: None

Announcements/ T-Claps (Recognition) / Prayer: probably, but its been too many days for me to remember. 

Some football. Some rocks

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good Morning, WMH, SSH, Arm circles, Seal Clap, Overhead Clap

The Workout:
Football Passes. 3 Rounds 

Single Line. Single PAX ran a route. Caught pass from another PAX second in line. Then did 20 squats. PAX waiting in line did Hallelujahs.

Rock Work: Big Rock 3 rounds

Curlc, Triceps, Around the World, Deadlift, Single Leg Deadlift, Wonder Bra

Two Small Rocks 3 rounds 

Curls, Triceps, Alternating Lateral Raises

 

Mary: 3 rounds: Feet on bench: Should Tapx10, Slow Mountain Climbersx10 in cadence 

some stretches 

An EMOM morning

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Bounce

Spinal Rotations

Good Morning

WMH

Arm Circles

Seal and Overhead Clap

The Workout:

Cinco Tres Workout : 5 exercises , 3 reps each.

10 min EMOM

R one minute then L one minute

Single Arm Swing

Single Hang Clean

Single Squat

Single Straight Press

Single Reverse Drop Lunge

Mosey one lap in parking lot

10 min EMOM

R & L

Snatch

Row

Snatch

Renegade Row

Merkin on Bell

Mosey one lap in parking lot

FINISHER

5 min EMOM

4x

Curls

Triceps

Ground Pounder

Burpees

Mary

LBC, FM, H2M, Lower Back Stretches

Announcements: Celebrate FV sign up. See slack

 T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: PAX who are injured. PAX looking for work. Best in Show’s mother-in-law passed away, Dahmer’s northern in law illness , Fanny Pack’s brother

Five Year Anniversary Q

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Arm Circles, GM, Mosey to Soccer Field Parking Lot

The Workout: Football Mascot Merkin Workout utilizing scores from last week’s games.  

NCSU’s Tuffy – Merkins (+alternate exercise)

7 (tempo squatsx10), 10 (pulse squats), 17 (lungesx10), 24 (mosey to picnic shelter)

UNC’s Rameses

7(People’s chair 5 count each PAX), 10 (BTTW in cadence to 10), 17 (People’s), 24 (BTTW), 31 Urkins (Mosey to rock pile)

Duke’s Blue Devil

3 (curls & rows x10), 6 (curls&rows), 13 (curls&rows), 21 rock presses (curls and rows), 28 rock presses (curls and rows)

Mary: Around the circle name an ab exercise & closed off with some stretching. 

Prayer: Prayer for PAX’s injured and struggling with illness.  Pray for all PAX BRR. 

Pi Approximation Day 22 July, 2023

FNGs: None

22/7 is the fraction approximation of Pi 3.14. It’s July 22, 2023. Happy Pi Approximation Day 22 July (22/7). 

Warm Up: Bounce, knee raises. One burpee for failure to know the F3 Mission and Core Principles. Mosey to rock pile and carry rocks to the picnic area. 

The Workout:

7 exercises, 22 reps x 2 rounds . Rotated after each exercise. 

Circuit One x 2 
  1. Curls
  2. Triceps
  3. Rows
  4. Wonder Bra
  5. Squats 
  6. Rock Spank 
  7. Ground Pounder 
Circuit Two x 2 (On your Six) 
  1. Chest Press
  2. Low Slow Flutter
  3. Skull Crushers
  4. H2M 
  5. Rock push through (plank position) 
  6. Leg raise over rock
  7. Monkey Humper (standing) 

Mary: Return rocks 

Announcements: Back packs for Foster Kids. See 3rd F Slack. 

Prayer: Gump’s son’s travel to Florida with mom for 3 weeks. Hazmat new role at work, more travel. Socrates starting back up school next week (teacher). PAX who are struggling w injuries or illness. PAX looking for work / in job transition. Forcep’s move to DC. 

Sheepdog – 7/7/23

6 Pax for a combination of time under tension (TUT) and fast twitch muscles.  After a quick warmup of follow the leader, side straddle hop, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F&B), seal clap to overhead clap, Willy Maes Hayes, and Frankenstines, we started the main even.

Using the parking spaces at the middle school we went through several rotations of speed skaters, front toe taps, side-to-side toe taps, and slow single-leg deadlifts, standing on the curb.  We then jogged over to the road guardrail and rotated through 3 rounds of slow TUT dips and then quick merkin pulsing.  AFter that we took a trip around the back side of the school to the basketball court to go say high to Marry.

For Marry, we did a fast-paced rotation of LBCs, low-slow flutter, crab cakes, and breakdancers.

Wrapped up with COT.  Breach took us out.

7.8.23 Ground Pounder Drip Cream

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 10x3ct each Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hays, Daisy Pickers, Side Straddle Hops, Sir Fozio Arm Circles (forward and back), 

The Workout: Two rounds of rocks (Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tri, Rut Rows, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders. 

 Moved over to the restroom hut for 2 sets of 10 count down the line –  Preachers Chair and BTW followed by  Ascending Testicles.  

PAX mosey to Disk Golf #2 and #3.

10×3 ct Squats then each HIM had two throws each. Mosey to furthest disk till complete. Alternated between SSH and Merkins between throws. 

Mary: 5 sets of Abs: 10x3ct LBCs, LSF, Freddie Mercuries, Box Cutters and Angle Taps  

Announcements: HSHM sign up still available 5K option available. 

Prayer: For travel and job search