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Earn that Bacon

Today was a first in F3SouthWake. A few PAX have been talking for a few years about having a 2nd F breakfast after a workout to showoff their skills on the griddle. Finally, the day was here. We had an early start (0515) and a shorter (30 min) workout to accommodate this event. YHC had the Q and wanted to PAX to earn that bacon and sausage. We arrived at 0500 to get set up. There were 23 total PAX that came out to enjoy this first time event at Possum Trot, SW’s Original AO site. YHC forgot a cone for the workout so a banana would be the substitute. So I grabbed one and here’s what some PAX called 30 mins of Hell.

Warm up
Mosey down to lower part of park for some carioca, butt kickers, high knees, and slides.
Gather at concession stand area.
SSH’s
Windmills
Willie Mayes Hayes
Plank Jacks

The Thang
Partner Dora
100 – Hand Release Merkins
200 – Shoulder Taps (each side cts as 1)
300 – Squat Jumps
Partner not doing exercises bear crawls to the banana (roughly 25 yards), complete 3 burpees, run back.

With 3 mins to go, we completed Dora gathered back to the starting lot. This is Fuquay’s finest parking lot that comes with razor blade rocks for your liking. We were about to have pancakes with our meat and cup of Joe so I figured let’s try something I’ll call a “flapjack”. Pax lays on their back. Do a WWI then roll over and complete a merkin. 10 total OYO. Everyone got to experience this never forgetting parking lot.

COT
No new PAX.
Announcements: Breach with Travis Manion event on April 28. Details on slack.
Prayers: traveling PAX, those with injuries
Quick word: Easter weekend is here. Remember Jesus and what he went through this week. Hope that everyone can worship this Sunday and reflect on his sacrifice.

This was a very successful event. Hopefully we can do this again possibly in the fall. Thanks for all the PAX that attended and especially for those that contributed to an amazing breakfast. Fonzie and LED on the griddles. Abacus with coffee. Breach and his bigger table that wouldn’t fit in his micro machine car. Thanks for the support and allowing me to lead such a strong group.

BS Out!

 

Stormy Mutiny

Stormy Mutiny

FNGs: 2 FNGs, Preston and Anthony. Welcome!

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, imperial walkers, hillbillies, sir fazio arm circles,  seal claps

The Workout: Had to improvise a bit for the rainy weather conditions and large group of PAX in attendance. 10 minute tabata of dips and curls for the girls under shelter. Brief intermission of interchanging between bear crawl, crawl bear, crab walk, and walk crab around the circle. 10 minute tabata of step ups and tris for the guys.

Mary:low slow flutters, big boy situps, box cutters, homer to marge, hello dollies, LBCs, pickle pounders.

Announcements: Possum Trot Basket this Wednesday. 1st Possum Trot Breakfast (with condensed workout) next Wednesday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome to FNGs Rockwell and GHERKIN willing to brave the storm and make their first F3 appearance.

Prayer: Prayers for our country, our F3 community, prayers of healing for Bobby Boucher’s son Walt, 2 Dollar on the mend after surgery, Wisdom for Sombrero with medical decisions for his son.

Sheepdog 03/10/2023

Two for a slightly soggy EC; Farva and Shredder

Started with some Side Straddle Hop, Sir Fazio Arm circles, front and back, seal claps to overhead claps, good mornings, willie mays hayes, to warm up.

For the main workout, we rotated between exercises and combative techniques.  These included wing chun pushing, pulsing merkins, single leg squats, jab/cross combos, and freddy hammers.  We finished by working on slipping past someone’s punch, hitting a reference point, and then a. . . . Well, you’d have to be there to experience it.

Cocaine Bear

Greenway Parking Lot Pain

FNGs: None

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, willie mays hayes, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps

The Workout: Moseyed on over to the Greenway Parking Lot to do something I am retrospectively choosing to call, “Build-a-Cocaine-Bear.” Zig-zagging up and down the parking lot, we did bear crawls along each parking space line; skips across the lot; bear crawl over to the next parking space line; reverse burpee (starting from bear crawl mode – 1 merkin, jump up, then back to bear crawl) once up against each parking space curb; back to bear crawl from the curb to the end of the parking space line; skip again across the lot. We did this until we got from the farthest NW side of the lot down to the SE side.

Next, we did 11s of american hammers on one side of the lot and curbside merkins on the other side. Lunges going one way and crab walk going back.

Mary: low slow flutters, LBCs, homer to marge, pickle pounders

Announcements: Breach looking to boost our 2ndF game

T-Claps (Recognition):none

Prayer: Pumps – prayers up that families might be able to get healthy after long season of cold/flu/etc; Abacus – prayers up for Anderson family after the loss of their child. 2 Corinthians 1:1-11

Sheepdog delight – 01/13/23

EC: Farva & Shredder
Warm Up
: Follow the leader up and down the parking lines; front, back, sidesteps. 50 SSH IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, seal claps, overhead claps till it all burned and then we held them out a little longer. Good mornings, IW and HBs.
The Workout: The main event consisted of moseying to various locations and then knocking out exercises. 50 toe taps IC, single leg deadlifts while balancing on a curb, TUT dips, Dekin shoulder taps, combo front kicks from parking line to parking line adding one additional Merkin at each line, then lunge walks adding on additional star jump at each line, stair sprints, TUT erkins and lunges.
Mary: 5o LBCs IC and 7 heal taps.
Announcements: TMF proceeds for the SW Beer mile.
Prayer: Breach took us out 🙏🏼

Tabata Sweat and Christmas Soul

Date of Q: 12/19/22

FNGs: None

Warm Up: slide straddle hops, good mornings, willie mays hayes, imperial walkers, hillbillies, sir fazio arm circles, seal claps

The Workout: 3 Rounds of Tabata all to the soulful Christmas melodies of Mariah Carey, Josh Turner, Hanson, and more. Each round consisted of 14 sets of 30 seconds ON and 10 seconds Rest. we switched between 2 different exercises to make 7 sets each.

1st Round: balls to the wall and people’s chair
2nd Round: clean/squat/press with rocks and dips
3rd Round: curls for the girls and bear crawl circles

Mary:low slow flutter, box cutters, LBCs, Homer to Marge

Announcements:None

T-Claps (Recognition):None

Prayer: Praise to Fonzi being 1 year out from Achilles injury and seeing improvement. Praise to Pumps getting back out there after back injury. Prayers for families coming together at Christmas time. Thankfulness for Him who is the reason for the season.

45 Reps around the Possum Trot

FNGs: Buttermilk…Not really but technically a Kotter.
Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot. Mosey to the concession stand to find a stash of weights. SSH, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio
The Workout: 45 reps of each exercise.  Curls for the Gurls, Tricep ext, Squats, Double rope slams, Kettlebell swings, Lawnmower pulls and one guy run to the next ballfield and back. Next round Plank holds on the wall and pass the 25lbs down and back.  Repeat and add 40lbs. Preachers chair, pass 25lbs with overhead press and repeat adding a 45lbs.  One BTTW and pass the 25lbs down one way.
Mary: Heel taps, Touch the sky, Squat hold cause Banana Seat is a time Nazi.
Announcements: Even the Odds on Friday at Sheepdog, F3 Christmas party sign-up
T-Claps (Recognition): Buttermilk for coming back out after 6 months and ECing.
Prayer: Thankful for F3!

Hump Day at The Trot

5 PAX showed for the main event. 3 ECers. Lipstick must have been lost and showed up in FV. Here is the workout we all enjoyed.

Mosey down to concession stand
Warm ups
SSH
Windmills
Good mornings
Copperhead squats
Copperhead merkins

Wall work – 3 rds x10 each
Irkins
Dirkens
Dips
Box jumps

Vicious Circle on baseball field
Rd1 – Bear crawl around bases. First man runs to pitchers mound for exercise. Then returns to back of line. 5 burpees
Rd2 – lung walk around. 5 diamond merkins
Rd3 – duck walk around. 5 star jumps

7’s on the hill
Bear crawl up – Bobby Hurleys at bottom
Run down – groiners at the bottom

Courts
Suislides
Backwardsides
Suicides

Mary
WWIs
Dying cockroaches
Windshield Wipers
Freddy mercs
Stretching

Announcements see slack
Prayers – unspoken
YHC took us out.

Good times. Thanks for letting me lead and strong work.
BS Out

Slow and Sweaty Wins the Race

FNGs: none
Warm Up: normal warm o rama
The Workout: start with 10 rounds of motivators (should have been 20 imo). Move to the rock pile for a SMALL TRAVEL rock. Head back over to the Greenway for some rock work. Pyramid stack at each light pole with a mode of travel in between. Exercises: patty cake merkins, star jumps, lunges, WW1. Modes of travel: stinky baby, turtles, side steps, John Cusack, duck walk, turtles again.
Mary: popcorn Mary for the last 5min
Announcements: Picnic signups
T-Claps (Recognition): LED, 2 dollars, abacus for EC
Prayer: 16bit’s daughter

Prison Yard work ain’t easy but the coffee’s good

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops, Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Fonzi Arm Circles, Seal Claps

 

The Workout: PAX moseyed over to an uphill section of the parking lot. Along the parking lines, we did 1 burpee lunge before karaoking to the other side of the parking lot to do the same on that side. 14 burpee lunges in total. Headed downhill on the parking lot, we did 2 Peter Parkers to a lunge before shuffling to the other side of the parking lot to do the same on that side. 28 Peter Parker lunges in total.

Moseyed up to the starting spot where cinder blocks, a sledge hammer, and an ab roller were waiting for us. We split into 1s and 2s. 1s worked toward an individual total of 50 Curls for the Girls, 50 Shoulder Press, 50 Ruh rows, 50 Sledgehammer squats and 50 Norma Jean Riley’s (ab rolling). 2s ran to the other side of the parking lot to do 5 burpees and 10 WWIIs before running back to the 1s. 1s and 2s exchanged spots until each got to their 50 reps in.

Mary: 7 Minute Abs (give or take a minute) – Low Slow Flutters, American Hammers, Freddie Mercuries, LBC, Reverse LBC, Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Hello Dollies. Wrapped up with 10 Peter Parkers due to excessive mumblechatter
Announcements: July 5th volunteers needed for HS firework show, South Wake picnic July 30th
T-Claps (Recognition): YHC celebrated his 1-year F3 Anniversary today. A big thank you to all PAX who’ve pushed me, encouraged me, and held me accountable this past year. Shot out to @Sunshine who also recently wrapped up his 1st year at F3 and has been crushing it all year long.
Prayer: Prayers up for Carpex PAX Pet Sounds dealing with health issues, prayers up for the South Wake F3 Community at large

Post-workout, All PAX joined in for some 2ndF homebrewed coffee courtesy of YHC.