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SPELLING Continues at Purple Cobra

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FNGs:  None

EC:  Redenbacher & ShamWow!  Nice job men!

Warm Up:  Arrived at the BP/Harris Teeter parking lot a bit early and found two cars (one with an F3 sticker) and felt confident I was in the right place.  I had reached out to Foghorn for some guidance, specifically, if there was a rock pile.  I toyed with the idea of doing a repeat workout with my spelling sheets that was successfully implemented the day before at PC.  I saw a HC from Deadbolt the night before and thought I should change things up so I planned out a rock routine for this boot camp.  As the clock struck 5:30, no signs of Deadbolt.  (I later learned he ended up at a different site this am).  I also learned the rocks at this AO were let’s say, smaller than I was accustomed to, compared to other rocks at other SW sites.  It was determined that SPELLING was now back in play.  Four PAX followed YHC around the parking lots and back to the flag for the following warmup exercises:  10 cc Good am, Don Quixote, Daisy Pickers, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/B), Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers.  SSH X 25.  I think I deeked out Foghorn a couple of times as my starting positions did not correlate with the warmup exercise.  Apologies.  I think my mind was racing ahead.  No matter.  PAX seemed in good spirits despite all of the crazy COVID-19 stuff going on.

The Workout:  Grabbed my SPELLING HOMEWORK from the car.  This was a list of exercises from our F3 exicon in alphabetical order with a number of reps associated with it.  See Photo below.  Asked PAX where was a good wall to commence some wall exercises.  Ran over to a new building behind the HT.  Had PAX execute people’s Chair (each PAX called a 10 cc) up the line.  Recover.  Back on the wall with BTTW starting from opposite direction, again with each PAX calling a 10 cc down the line.  Rinse and repeat 2 additional times.  I think it was about this time ShamWow! Wanted to tell some jokes.  There is always one.  Just like this one:  Did you hear a lot of celebrities are being diagnosed with COVID-19?  Fortunately, John Travolta was misdiagnosed.  Yeah he has the Saturday Night Fever but he’s still “Staying Alive, Staying Alive!”  OK, I will not quit my day job.  With homework in hand, we ran to the road by the burger joint and across from the DD.  It had a nice hill with some protective barriers at the bottom marking off a future road extension.  I handed each PAX a paper in a clear plastic holder.  Discussed they had to spell their full names out and then add their F3 name.  One letter at the top of the road.  Run to the bottom and do the exercise corresponding to the next letter.  Diversions to a wall were allowed to perform certain exercises like A = Australian Mtn Climbers.  The PAX performed the following letters/exercises:

CRAIG JOSEPH NELSON DAUBER

SHAUN TIMOTHY BROTHERS FOGHORN

MARK ALLEN RUSSO SHAMWOW! (! Was substituted for another letter  R, helping Redenbacher finish off his name)

MARC STEVEN LEMIRE BOBBY DALL

COREY BRANDON TAYLOR REDENBACHER

A little over two miles were covered at this “boot camp” – sorry fellas for the extra running.

Mary:  With only a few minutes left, we gathered our gear (lots of garments were thrown to the ground during this workout) and ran back to the flag, tired, but still in high spirits.  Had PAX hold squat while I grabbed my phone.  I wanted to record PAX full names, including their middle.  Getting old.  Led PAX with some AB exercises that included 6 inch hold, box cutters, and LBCs.

Announcements:  See FB/Slack.  Eat red delicious apples.

T-Claps (Recognition):  ShamWow! Got a new job/promotion.  Rumor has it he will be colleagues with Oprah.  Really.  No sh#t.

Prayer:  Everyone impacted by virus, emotionally, financially, physically, etc.  UNSPOKEN.  I may have forgotten a prayer request – apologies.  YHC took us out.

Honor to lead! – Dauber

How to Catch A Leprechaun

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Are you afraid to leave your house?  Is it because of Leprechaun’s?  If so hopefully today’s workout has you better prepared for your battle against the Leprechauns.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Buford, Pablo
FNGs: Nope but if we did they would have been name Leprechaun
Warm Up:

Took a jog to the GCF parking lot.  We then circled up there for the following:

50 Side Straddle Hops — This was to get your heart up as if the Leprechaun from the movie .. “The Leprechaun” was chasing you.  You know the movie that had Jennifer Aniston in it before friends.

Good Mornings
Bat Wing
Randies

The Workout:

Start by working on our quickness.  Quick feet up the one curb.  Followed by a shuffle to the left to Good will.  Keep your eyes ahead.  Don’t let that Leprechaun out of your site.  Quick feet down the GCF curb.  Shuffle to the right keeping your eyes ahead.

Moseyed to the tiny hill by Dunkin Donuts.

Here we practice the far away pounce.  Broad Jump and then crawl bear back to where you started.  Increase the broad jumps by one until we did 5.  After the broad jumps always crawl bear back to where you started.

Mosey to the dock stations.

Here we practice the quick pounce.  Get into a Childs pose but be on your toes.  Lunge forward with one leg.  Bring that arm up.  Lunge forward with the other leg.  Repeat for 10 reps each leg.

Next we moseyed to the bank.  The Leprechaun’s love gold so we did some ATMs.  10 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 10 Tempo Merkins 10 Merkins.

We then took a trip back to the flag.  We then walked like a Leprechaun (Duck Walk) and when someone shouted pick up the gold we did a burpee from the duck walk.

We then repeated the circuit.  Though after the broad jumps we did 5 Monkey humpers to show the Leprechaun who is boss.  After the quick pounces we do squat hold where each pax counted to 1o.  We followed that with Balls to the Wall.

Mary:

Bridge with our shoulder off of the ground
Extended Toe Touches
LBCs
Floor Wipers
Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Stay Safe everyone.
Running from Womble for all those that trained.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All first responders
Leaders
Everyone that is part of the Health Community

Stairway to Eleven

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Was informed by Lipstick late last night that he may oversleep his Q at Disney, so I took the Q to ensure the “happiest place on earth” continued to run smoothly.

EC: Emeril, Pablo

Notable Absences: Dumbo

Midget Sighting: Yes (confirmed with multiple witness, but not on slack)

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey around the soccer fields.  Exercises led by Emeril: Good Mornings, Cotton Pickers, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Mosey to the abyss, partner up (at a safe distance) for a Dora 1-2-3 (100 Merkins, 200 Mountain Climbers In-Cadence, 300 squats) with exercises split between partners.  Partner 1 start the exercises, partner 2 travel down the abyss and do 5 star jumps (adding 1 star jump for each additional trip down the abyss) and back up to switch with partner 1.  Wash rinse and repeat until all exercises are completed.  Mosey back to the flag for the next exercise; 11’s on the road/hill between the flag at the top and stop sign at the bottom.  Starting at the flag, run to the stop sign for monkey humpers (in cadence) and back to the flag for shoulder taps (in cadence).  Finished with no time to spare

Mary: No time

Announcements: Check Slack and FB, Running this Saturday at Womble

T-Claps (Recognition): Foghorn on the front line with all this chaos

Prayer: Q*bert (his dad has been extra salty), Dawgpound’s daughters (stuck home with dad…), First Responder, HCPs, All those affected by the Corona Virus with illness, job displacement, challenges with schedules, kids, and TP shortage.

Wrassling at Disney

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EC: 187, Dawgpound, Emeril

FNGs: Nope, not today!

Warm Up: Today’s warm up is inspired by Hulk Hogan. Late in his career, Hulk likely had to stretch each day to keep his body moving. Given the groans this morning, we needed it too. GM x 10, Daisy Picker x 10. We all know Hulk Hogan had a large chest too and given our desire to look the part we did Bat Wings (Fazio arm circles F/R, seal claps and overhead claps) and Jack Webs (1:4 ratio stopping at 5). At this point in the workout, “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”

The Workout: Now that we’ve warmed up and we are trying to look the part, its time to get familiar with the ring and practice for our upcoming tag team match. PAX mosey to the Culture Center where they partner up. Partners run opposite directions and alternate performing Patty Cake Merkins x 10 and Broke-back Merkins x 10 (5 each partner). We’ve tested the ropes, prepared to tag in our partner and learned that they have our back! But the ticket for the match is full and we will have to wait our turn so PAX line up for an Indian run over to the Abyss to start preparing some signature moves.

Oh Yeah…the Abyss! Today we started prepping for Macho Man Randy Savage’s signature move “The Flying Elbow”. If you want to do it right, you’re going to have to climb up on the top turnbuckle and then stick the landing. To prepare, partner 1 ran to the bottom of the stairs, did 10 Monkey Humpers and returned while partner 2 did big boy sit ups. Switch, rinse and repeat x2 full trips. The PAX are “too hot to handle and too cold to hold” so we mosey back to the flag for our next signature move.

“To be the man, you have to beat the man” but the man, Ric Flair, has the figure 4 leg lock. In order to compete, we have to work on those legs. PAX complete a lazy dora. (100 low slow flutter, 200 homer to marge and 300 squats). Partners alternate by 10, 20 and 30 respectively. Up until this point in the workout there had been some mumble chatter and a little hazing of the Q. Oddly enough, during this portion of the workout you couldn’t hear anything but the birds waking up. YHC could help but think “If you don’t like it, learn to love it!”.

Lastly, in the event that the Undertaker were to try to put a Tombstone on you, you better be prepared to be upside down so the PAX did Balls to the Wall while each man counted to 5. I think most of the PAX were spent at this point and it seems as though we were reminded “The fear of death is far greater than the death itself”. Good work beating the fartsack and accelerating your fitness. The nonsense was my way of making that DRP taste a little sweeter.

Mary: SSH x 30. I saved them for last because the form sucks no matter when we do them these days. Tighten up boys!

Announcements: Hank Williams once said “To sing like a hillbilly, you had to have lived like a hillbilly. You had to have smelt a lot of mule manure.” If you want to sing like a hillbilly hit up Midget4Life for a trip to Raleigh. I GUARANTEE you will learn at least one lesson if you do!

T-Claps (Recognition): Dawgpound for the best ‘themed’ shirt at the workout! Whoooooooo!!!!

Prayer: All those struggling physically, mentally and emotionally that we might be a source of comfort for them.

I had a good time this morning. Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

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March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

 EC:

187,Lipstick, Skidmark, UTI, Dawgpound, Emeril

PAX:

17

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, 10 Burpees (OYO)

 The Workout: 

Mosey’d to the Goodwill parking lot.

A, PAX partner’d up.

Partner 1 (with sandbag)

  1. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  2. Overhead press (20 reps)
  3. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  4. Side to Sid Lunge (20 reps)
  5. Step up’s on the curb (20 reps 10 each leg)
  6. Goblet Squats (20 reps)
  7. Single Leg dead lifts (20 reps 10 each leg)
  8. Overhead Triceps Extensions (20 reps)
  9. Lunges (20 reps 10 each leg)
  10. WW 2’s with sandbag (20 reps)

Partner 2

Run lap around Quick Lube Garage

  1. Mosey’d to back of Quick Lube Garage

1st round Partner 1 urkins. Partner 2 merkins.

2nd round Partner 1 dips. Partner 2 lbc’s.

3rd round Partner 1 durkins. Partner 2 boxcutters.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements: 

F3 Mule on 3/14

Wrightsville 3/21

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayers:

My (POTS) wife (Kari), her 5 year CT scan was all clean.

Cupids grandfather is in hospice care

Bobby Dall’s mother recovering from heart bypass surgery.

Pikachu’s wife’s back issues.

Wallaby continues his recovery.

Unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

Yo Joe! 13 PAX take on Cobra Commander and Embrace the Suck..

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Q Tour continues and this week found YHC close to home with a trip to Purple Cobra. Pre-Blast for this week’s workout showed a picture of a contemplative Cobra Commander from the early 80’s GI Joe cartoon. He was sitting on a Cobra throne exploring any one of a dozen highly ‘motivating’ possibilities. This was how YHC was feeling Monday morning, trying to keep with theme of changing things up and keeping the planned workouts on tour unique.

As a product of the 80’s, I used to watch GI Joe religiously. Back in the day Cobra Commander used to put Duke and the boys in compromising situations inflicting his wrath of terror. This dude was a straight up a$$hol3. Not exactly what was trying to lay down this morning for PAX, but it was gonna suck and we were gonna make all 45 minutes count.  Nemo and Pots approached YHC as he was working through the Weinke he put together asking for a heads up about this morning’s plan, the following exchange went something like this…

Nemo- “Hey Mookie, what kind of a pre-blast can you give us about this morning”

YHC- “Did you read the pre-blast with Cobra Commander?”

Nemo- “Yes- I used to love GI Joe”

YHC- “Yeah, Cobra Commander was such a dick, right?”

Nemo- “Yeah he was..”

YHC- “There’s your pre-blast”

At this point a crowd started to form. DawgPound, Redenbacher, and 187 were finishing the last steps of their EC runs. Dumbo fresh off a Disney vacation came rolling in with Pablo. We even got a visit from Rainmaker, who noted he was starting back up to posting again. Both site Q’s-Warbucks and Foghorn showed, along with Bobby Dall.  Lucky Charms was also present and accounted for.

5:30am hit and it was showtime..

Warm Up: YHC lead PAX with a nice brisk jog down the parking lot and up along Sunset Lake Rd via the side walk and back down to the Wells Fargo lot where we circled up for the following exercises.. SSH X25, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Good Mornings in Cadence X 10, Fazio 10F\10B, Seal Claps X10.. 2 Burpees OYO, mosey to the next corner of the lot 4 Burpees OYO, mosey to the far corner of the lot 6 Burpees OYO, and one more final mosey to the last corner for 8 Burpees OYO back to the start. Mosey’d out of the lot and formed 2 lines, one behind YHC and one behind 187.

The Workout: Led PAX behind Harris Teeter in dual Indian Runs to the loading dock behind the cleaners and pet store. Instructed PAX to grab a rock for each hand similar in weight and ones that they can easily grip. These will be your rocks for the series of exercises YHC had planned. All PAX gathered rocks and remained on plank with rocks in hand while waiting on the six.

Rock Webbs (1:2 Ratio)

YHC called for a series of Rock Webbs, where PAX would perform Merkins with hands over rocks, which were on the ground. After 1 Merkin, we’d rock press to 2 in cadence. YHC took PAX to 5 Merkins and 10 Rock Presses for now, saving the best for last for later. Upon completion, instructed PAX to the walls for a set of Balls to the Wall X20 in Cadence. PAX returned to their rocks and with a “Let’s go… Bring your rocks,” from YHC and we were off to the ramp for some exercises and sprints.

Rock Solid Merkin Sprints 

Partner Up…

Round 1

Partner 1 at Bottom of Ramp performs Rock Presses (AMRAP)

Partner 2 Sprints Up the ramp to just before the intersection, performs 5 merkins, sprints back (switch)

Round 2

Partner 1 at Bottom of Ramp performs Rock Lateral Raises (AMRAP)

Partner 2 Sprints Up the ramp to just before the intersection, performs 10 merkins, sprints back (switch)

Round 3

Partner 1 at Bottom of Ramp performs Rock Front Raises (AMRAP)

Partner 2 Sprints Up the ramp to just before the intersection, performs 15 merkins, sprints back (switch)

Round 4

Partner 1 at Bottom of Ramp performs Rock Rows (AMRAP)

Partner 2 Sprints Up the ramp to just before the intersection, performs 20 merkins, sprints back (switch)

Out of all the planned items for this morning, this next decision was the most questionable. YHC instructed PAX to drop their rocks and get back into their lines for another dual Indian Run. This time the lines would flow into the Planet Fitness lot and around all 4 corners. YHC was not planning for the parade of sad clowns rolling in around 5:50 to water their Ferns at Planet Fitness this morning, which detoured our lines slightly to side walks and out of harms way. All still accounted for and back to the rocks. PAX grabbed rocks and mosey’d back to the loading dock with a plank hold for the six.

Finish What We Started..Rock Webbs continued.

When all PAX were in, YHC continued his Rock Webb count to 6 Merkins 12 Rock Presses (IC). At 8 Merkins and 16 Rock Presses, instructed PAX back to the walls for Balls to the Wall IC X20 and an extra People’s Chair X10 IC. Back to the rocks and then continued 9 Merkins 18 Rock Presses IC. At that point, YHC got up and hadn’t gotten in 2 steps before Oliver Twist in the form of DawgPound demanded that we couldn’t end that way. “Please sir, I want some more” is what he said although I could be mistaken as I was somewhat hallucinating after that 18 count. That’s the thing about accountability, you’ll have dudes call you out if you don’t finish what you started….Here we go Dawgpound, just for you..10 Merkins 20 Rock Presses (IC). YHC was never so glad to return rocks at an AO in his life. Shoulders at this point were on fire.. I think at one point this last series had affected Dumbo to the point of confusion as his Merkins and Rock Presses looked more like Squats.

2 lines…Let’s Go. Indian Runs to back beyond the flag to the spot where Mary would be performed. Before we got to Mary, we had one more series. Plank hold for the six..

Merkin Tap Jail Break

From plank, PAX performed a series of 10 Merkins, hold, then transitioned to Shoulder Taps X20 IC, mosey 70 yards down the lot. Plank hold for the six. From plank, 10 more Merkins and 20 Should Taps in cadence. YHC usually likes a good jail break at the end of Cobra, so that’s what we did.

Mary: LBC X20, Low Slow Flutter X20, Homer to Marge X20, Pickle Pounders X20, Pigeon Stretches, Downward Dog, one last Shawshank.
Announcements: YHC needs someone to cover Ivan as he had a conflict. Potts later volunteered to cover Q. Check him out on Friday!
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX pushing each other this morning and holding each other accountable, including YHC. 187, Redenbacher, and DawgPound for getting some EC.
Prayer: Continued Prayers for Forceps and his family. Prayers for Wiggly and his family. First Responders and Military. All Unspoken. YHC took us out!

Always an honor to lead. Thank you for allowing me the opportunity this morning!

Purple Cobra

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11 PAX came out to the Cobra today for some full body bear crawling kind of fun. Good work men!!

FNGs: none
Warm Up:

-Side straddle hops

-good mornings

-Imperial walkers

-hillbillies

The Workout:

Partner up

Partner 1 lap/bear crawl around Dunken while other partner engaged in the exercise

-Standard Merkins

-Squats

-Burpees

-LBC

-Shoulder taps

-Standard Merkins

Mary:

-Freddie Mercury’s

-LBCs

-Pickle Pounders

-have a nice day

Announcements: Long ass run this weekend (see Slack)
Prayer:

Forceps and family

Military law-enforcement and first responders

Uturn DRP

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Circled up for the following.

Bounce while YHC explained the format for today’s run.  The 3 milers will start at 6:25 and will be lead by Sprinkler.  The 5 milers will go out together and will have three pick ups.  The first one being in 12 Oaks at the circle. The idea here is that this would be a long pickup but should be safer than Old Apex Holly Springs road.  The second pickup would be at the corner of Irving and Green Oaks.  The last pick up would be at the end.  The hope/goal was that all pax would finish at roughly the same time.

Foot traces in both directions
Frankensteins
Hip Openers

The Workout:

We ran.  Seriously for Uturn what do guys put in this section.

Mary:

Cirlced up for runners pose, and pigeon stretch.

Announcements:

Next Saturday is the ATT Long ass run.
Holly Springs Food Cupboard will be held the second week of October

T-Claps (Recognition):

Forceps

Q Source Message of the day:

Q 1.1 DRP (Daily Red Pill)

The daily commitment to accelerate Fitness, Fellowship and Faith

A man can not get right on their own.

“Going it alone, the Mascot is doomed to fail because no man can disengage the death grip he holds on his own status quo.  Absent a Disrupter, a man willing and able to create a disturbance in his enervated life, he will remain just as he is, clinging to the capsized boat of his life and incapable of initiating the Movement required to Get Right.”

Mascot is a symbol of a something rather than the something itself.

The first disturbance the Disrupter makes in the life of the Mascot is to elicit Commitment.

The mascot has to commit to Movement, not just its appearance.

He must decide to turn Pro rather than continue life as an Amateur

The HIM knows that proper personal alignment requires the constant honing that can only be done through daily practice.  His focus Is on Preparedness.

An Amateur will start each day with the Blue Pill and live a life of seeming rather than being.

No man is too far wrong to Get Right.  It takes just one small movement.  The decision to take the Red Pill.  To commit to your acceleration.  

Prayer:

Forceps and his family

Christmas Eve with Dora

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EC: 187, Redenbacher

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up:

Standard PC lap around the gas station and circled up for:
SSH x 20 IC
Good morning x 10 IC
Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
Hillbillies x 10 IC
Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
Moroccan Nightclub x 10 IC

The Workout:

Lined up for an Indian run behind Harris Teeter and over to the Goodwill parking lot. PAX partnered up for a Dora style workout.
Partner 1 did exercises while partner 2 runs to end of the dead end section of Lassiter and back to Goodwill until all exercises were completed. Dora consisted of:

100 Star Jumps
200 LBC’s
300 Prisoner Squats

Rinse and Repeat:

100 Merkins
200 WW II
300 Freddy Mercury

Quick feet on the curbs and mosey back to the flag

Mary:

Dying cockroach x 15 IC
American Hammer x 15 IC
Pickle Pounders x 15 IC

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: PAX with new babies, PAX traveling for the holidays, unspoken.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead

How Pablo does Disney…

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4 PAX, 2 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP to continue in their daily commitment to accelerate fitness, fellowship, and faith.  Q had posted a preblast commenting on the difficulty of his plans which may speak to the low attendance.  Who knows, maybe some PAX like easier workouts or they just heeded my advice to seek another AO?  Either way, 4 #HIM got stronger today seeing how Pablo does Disney…

EC: 187, Pablo

FNGs: None

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence: SSH x20; IW x10, HB x10, Arm Circles x10F x10R

The Workout: PAX moseyed to the back corner of the track around the soccer fields where the path forks with hill and partnered up.  Partner 1: run around the track stopping at the corners to complete 10 count merkin exercises  (corner 1 wide grip, corner 2 diamond, corner 3 regular) Partner 2: 5 burpees at the top of the hill, run to the bottom for 5 star jumps, run back to the top and repeat until partner 1 has made it all the way around the field.  Switch and repeat for 3 full circuits.  PAX then moseyed to the play ground for 2 sets of : Bulgarian split leg squats (10R 10L), 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 10 Dips, and 10 box jumps.  PAX moseyed to the wall at the restrooms where Partner 1 held BTTW while Partner 2 did an in cadence exercise then switch (first exercise freddie mercury x10, second exercise mountain climbers x10).  This was repeated except BTTW was changed to People’s Chair.  Mosey to the flag for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20; Homer to Marge x10 regular, 5 right leg up, 5 left leg up; Box cutter x20, Freddie Mercury x10, Pickle Pounder x10

Announcements: CSAUP Frosty this Saturday, Hanging Christmas lights at Wallaby’s house today

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Wallaby, Crablegs, Quiver’s Family, Unspoken