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12 Days of Christmas w/ Rocks!

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It was going to be a busy Saturday morning in SW Wake.  I had triple-dogged-dared PAX to come out for 3 separate morning get-togethers consisting of U-Turn, Ground-Pounder and running the 5K Suggly Sweater.  We had only one taker.  PAX were saving their legs supporting Oakwood 24 – an outstanding cause and incredible endurance feat!

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:

Jog around parking lot.

25 SSH

12 Good AM

12 Sir Fozio Arm Circles (F/B)

12 Don Quixotes

The Workout:

 

Mosey to the rock pile for Dauber’s interpretation of the 12 Days of Christmas (with ROCKS).  Had a winkie but left it on my counter so I called an audible making up the 12 days with help for the PAX.

Day 1:  1 Goblet Squat

Day 2:  2 Tricep Curls

Day 3:  3 Rut-Rows

Day 4:  4 Bus Drivers

Day 5:  5 Frickin’ Burpees OYO

Day 6:  6 (Total) Midget Love Handles:  3 R, 3 L

Day 7:  7 Curls for the Girls

Day 8:  8 Toe Taps

Day 9:  9 Ground Pounders

Day 10:  10 Plank Holds – Touch Rocks

Day 11:  11 Overhead Presses

Day 12:  12 Wonder bras

Return Rocks.  Mosey to Bathroom wall.

12 c BTTW

12 c People’s Chair

12 c Australian Mtn Climbers

Rinse and Repeat

 

Mosey to the shelter with blue ground.

Mary:  LBCs, Plank holds, H2M, YOGA

Announcements:  Snuggly 5K, Oakwood 24

T-Claps (Recognition):  The PAX who kept compressions going on Sgt Pepper until EMS arrived.

Prayer:  Oboe’s dad with heart valve operation, Sprinkler’s dad in hospice, UNSPOKEN

Honored to lead.  -Dauber

The sun did not shine…

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Overhead Claps, Imperial Walkers
The Workout: The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play….so we did lots of reps of difficult exercises that cold cold wet day.

Unfortunately the weather had me handcuffed with respect to exercises this Q. So kept us out of the grass today. Full disclosure: going in I had no idea what we were going to be doing as this was also mostly an unfamiliar AO for me. That being the situation, probably going to leave out some stuff in this BB.

After warmups, moseyed over to the rings on the playground for some pull-ups, 10…modify as needed and squat hold for the six.

Mosey over to the covered picnic tables for merkins, derkins, and dips. 15 of each.

Back to the rings for another round of pull-ups (this was going to be the trend for today)

Back to the picnic tables for 30 Freddie Mercuries.

Mosey over to the parking spaces perpendicular to the creek bridge. Bear crawl to the end of the spaces, then bear crawl back. YHC instructed PAX to grab a rock. DOA and Forceps grab asteroids while I get a smaller one. We did a bear crawl rock push the length of the spaces. Halfway through, YHC is gets rock envy and switches up for a much larger one to complete the excercise.

20 Wonderbras and then we placed the rocks back in the creek so they could be with their family.

Mosey over to the wall. Balls to the wall 20 count for each PAX.

Stayed on the wall for some people’s chairs, 20 count and then hallelujahs counted off by each PAX.

Back to the picnic tables for 10 homer to marges (exicon).

Mosey over to the circle sidewalk for some bunny hops. Do a lap, try to hit the middle of each square. Modify with step ups if needed. Did 2 laps.

Back to the picnic tables for 30 LBCs.

Back to the rings for one more round of pull ups.

Back to the picnic tables for box cutters x20, standard merkin x20, windshield wipers x10

Have a nice day. YHC took us out

Mary: Did plenty of core throughout the workout, so not really
Announcements: Christmas Party (already happened at the time of this writing.
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX that came out in the nasty weather
Prayer: YHCs father-in-law whose having a heart procedure this week, Wallaby’s family, Slide Rules family as they prepare to welcome a new life into the world while also mourning the loss of a dear family member. All unspoken. Apologies for any omissions.

Welcome FNG Frenchy

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FNGs: Frenchy (Shredder’s son)

5 HIMs showed up to GP. 

WarmUp:

20 x 3 ct SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Willie Maze Haze

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10 x 3 ct – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10 x 3 ct – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10 x 3 ct  – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10 x 3 ct – Rutrows
  • 3 sets of 10 x 3 ct – Standard Bench Press
  • 2 sets of 10 x 3 ct Windshield wipers
  • 10 x 3 ct 6 inches
  • 10 x 3 ct ct Low Slow Flutter

PAX pair up:

2 sets of alternate weighted plank hold while other runs 30 yards

2 sets of weighted crab hold while other runs 30 yards

25 yard Bear Crawl Indians – PAX line up single file in plank hold, take turns bear crawling to front of line.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 50 ct Wall Sits
  • 10 x 3 ct 5ct BTWs
  • 50 ct Wall Sits
  • 10 x 3 ct BTWs

Mosey back to Playground for Cards of Pain: 16 exercises in total

2 sets of 10’s: Mnt Climbers, Plank Jacks, American Hammers, Rocky’s, Lunges, Merkins, Split Jacks, Dips.  Frenchy got to call Jokers so a 10 ct of Have a Nice Days were performed.

Announcements:  Christmas Party next weekend (Sign up online)

FNG naming: Frenchy got his name from 16-bit for his current acting role in the Hunch Back of Notre Dame that requires lots of kissing practice as well as his former role in Les Miserables.

Prayer Requests:  Shredder’s Sales Manager’s family with health issues, for health of HIMs doing Frosty CSAUP.

YHC took us out.

You’re gonna want gloves for this

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FNGs: Not today

7 HIMs showed up to GP on a dreary but relatively warm morning. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 3ct SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Standard Bench Press
  • 2 sets of 10’s Windshield wipers
  • 20 ct 6 inches
  • 20 ct Low Slow Flutter

PAX pair up:

1 does weighted plank hold while other runs 40 yards and back then switch.

1 does weighted crab hold while other Frankensteins for 20 yards and back.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 70 ct Wall Sits
  • 5ct Ascending Testicles
  • 35 ct Wall Sits
  • 5ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey back to Flag

Pick a parking line Bear Crawl to end 10 ct LBCs, Bear Crawl back, 10 ct WWIIs,

Bear Crawl to end, 10 ct Freddy Mercuries, Bear Crawl back, 10 x 3ct 6 inches

Quick Feet around entire parking lot, Karaoke back

Roll the Dice (sets varied from 5 – 20 depending on the roll; If doubles were rolled we doubled the number

  • 6 3ct Plank Jacks, 9 American Hammers, 12 Boat Canoes, 7 Squats,  9 Rocky’s, 8 Lunges, 10 Merkins, 5 Split Jacks, 20 Shoulder Tap Planks, 8 Supermans, 7 Squats,  

Announcements:  Christmas Party and CSAUP coming up

Prayer Requests:  Dusty’s brother getting life back together after a stroke, DOA’s wife coping with loss of mom, Quiver’s daughter and family,

YHC took us out.

Short and Sweet

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FNGs: Not today

4 HIMs showed up to GP on a cold but clear sub 40 morning. 

WarmUp:

20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 20 SSH, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 20 ct Pigeon Pose stretch

The Workout

UnBEARable: PAX line up in single file plank hold. HIMs Plank Hold and take turns Bear Crawling to front of the line until we get to end of parking lot then Crawl Bear back to the the starting line.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 40 ct Al Gore Wall Sits
  • 20 ct Balls to the Walls
  • 40 X 3 ct Moroccan Night Club Wall Sits
  • 20 Ct Balls to the Walls

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 2 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 2 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Rutrows

On your 6:

  • 10 X 3ct Windshield Wipers
  • 20 X 3ct 6 Inches

Mosey to Playground for Roll the Dice (sets varied from 3 – 20 depending on the roll; If doubles were rolled we doubled the number)

  • Plank Jacks, American Hammers (2 sets), Dips (2 sets), Rocky’s, Mnt Climbers, Lunges, Merkins, Split Jacks, Star Jumps, High Knees, WWIIs, Derkins, Erkins, Shoulder Tap Planks, Hand Release Merkins, Single Leg Homer to Marge, LBCs, Squats, Step Ups (2 sets),  Turkish Prisoner Get ups, Pickle Pounders (Convict rolled a 3 and said “these will be short and sweet”- to which was replied “That’s what she said”) 

Mosey to Flag for COT

Announcements:  None

Prayer Requests:  DOA and Convict both have pregnant baby mamas that are due in March. Forceps and 3rd Cousin both have a lot of travel in the coming weeks, Crab Legs going through experimental treatment.

YHC took us out.

Fritter Favorites

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I got asked to Q Thunder.  I was excited for it is a zero run workout and I didn’t have Kettlebells.   It allowed us to do some rock work and create some new exercises.  I asked some of the Fritter boys what are their favorite Chest, Back and Leg exercises.  This set the agenda, but I did modify them.  I cannot say how much having accountability in F3 makes F3 easier and enjoyable.  About a year ago part of my shield lock formed without me knowing what a shield lock was.   A couple of us gravitated to each other looking for hard workouts and pushing each other and holding each other accountable.  Just like this Q things are easier when you have a group of guys to depend on.

FNGs:  None
Warm Up:

Jog to the rock pile and circled up
Good Mornings
Fazio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers

Grab two small rocks you can hold in each hand.  Partner up and head to the Amphitheater.

The Workout:

3 Rounds of the Emeril Flow:
10 Fruity Peebles (This is  new exercise.  Emeril said T Merkins.  This is a modification of T Merkins with the rocks.  Staring with the rocks next to you hands in a plank position go down for the push up.  Do a hand release and grab the rocks.  Extend your arms out to the side.  Bring them back in and extend them  forward, in front of your head.  Bring the rocks back to their starting place.  Finish the pushup.  That my friends is a Fruity Peebles   — New Exercise

10 Goblet Squat Press (Emeril said Jump Squats, but with my achilles I’m not doing them)
10 E2K each side

3 Rounds of the Dumbo Flow:
10 Broke Back Derkins
10 Cliffhangers (Go to the edge of the Amphitheater  have your upper body hang over the edge. Do a big boy sit up)  — New Exercise

3 Rounds of Pablo Flow:
10 Bulgarian Split Squats Each Leg
7 Mickey Mouse Push ups
15 LBC

3 Rounds Dawgpound Flow:
5 Each Leg Front to Back Lunge Holding the rocks
20 Alternating Chest Press in Bridge Pose
Batwing with Ralphies
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Ralphies

Mary:

Staying at the amphitheater:

2 Rounds of
Homer to Marge  (Dumbo Favorite)
Midget Cookie Pouches
Toe Taps

Jog to the rock pile

Circle up for some light stretching

Announcements:

The Frosty is a coming!!!   Mark your calendars December 7th

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

All pax health
All unspoken prayers

No Mas Shredder!

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3 HIMs at GP 

FNGs: none

Warm Up:  20 Fozzie Arm circles, 20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 15ct Pigeon Pose

The Workout:
11’s:  1st 5 sets: Merkins Bear Crawl to end of parking line Mountain Climbers then Crawl Bears back

Last 5 sets: LBCs Bear Crawls WWIIs then Crawl Bears back

Mosey to the rock pile

3 sets 20ct Curls, Triceps Press, Rutrows, Bus Drivers and Ground Pounders

YHC shared I’m on day 6 of a Vegan diet and the harassment I receive from coworker. What the way to a man’s heart? – through his stomach. What’s the way to a Vegan’s heart? – through his vajajay. 

Return the rocks and mosey to playground

YHC called an audible and assigned Shredder to take the last 10 minutes due to exhaustion. Mumble chatter did not disappoint.

Mary:

Series of leg raises and stretches.  Shredder brought the pain to kegel exercises.  First 30 reps were a cake walk but last 30 were grueling (too much pain for me) 

Announcements: Crab Legs World Series Party tonight. Several HIMs completing Tuna Relay today

Prayer Requests: Prayers for Shredder & family as they travel to Florida for the anniversary of father’s passing. DOA’s wife who lost her Mom and continued prayers for Forcep’s youngest son struggling to find his way through his first year of college.

Alphabet Soup

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FNGs: Swiss Miss

Warm Up: Merkins, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings

The Workout:  PAX jogged down from the tennis courts for a quick warmup in front of the amphitheater.  From there we took the amphitheater concrete for a name game workout.   This workout was one of my favorite Thunder workouts led by John Deere.  Small change was made to the workout in that for more popular letters I added an additional exercise so we didn’t over utilize one exercise.  We picked a PAX Member and then worked thru the exercises that spelt their name.  We made it thru all the PAX with some slight modification.  Only spelt Yellow for Yellow Cake and Midget for Midget for Life.

 

A– Choose your own Ab Exercise                               N-Nipplers or Nolan Ryan

B– Burpee or Balls to Wall                                          O-One Leg Burpee or OYO Exercise

C– Carolina Dry Dock or Chilly Jacks                       P-Patty Cake Merkin(team)

D- Derkin or Dips                                                          Q-Q Choice

E- E2K (Mary) or Escalator (stepups)                       R-Reverse Crunch or Russian Dips

F- Fire Drill or Flutter Kicks                                        S-SSH or Smurf Jacks

G-Goofball or Guantanamo                                         T-Turkish Get Up or T Merkin

H- Hand Release Merkin or Homer 2M                   U-Up Downs

I-Iron Hulk or Imperial Walker                                 V-Van Goghda

J-Jump Squat                                                                 W- War Hammer

K-KNerkin – Knuckler Merkin                                   X-X’s and O’s

L-LBFC’s                                                                         Y-Yurpee

M-Monkey Humpers or Mountain Climber            Z-Zombie Walk – Lunge Walk over long area

 

Mary:  We did core work throughout the workout and didn’t have any additional time for Mary.

Announcements: Same stuff we’ve announced all week and on slack

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer: Family of girl that was hit by a car.  Some others that I forgot because i’m writing this 2 days later.

Welcome FNG – Convict

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4 HIMs at GP this morning including an FNG who saw the write up in HS Magazine.

FNGs: Convict (Miami fan)

Warm Up:  20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 15ct Pigeon Pose

The Workout:

Mosey to the wall

3 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

3 sets of 40 ct Wall Sits (Al Gores, Prisoner, Morrocan Nightclubs)

Mosey to the rock pile

3 sets 20ct Curls, Triceps Press, Rutrows, Bus Drivers and Ground Pounders

3 sets of 10 ct Windshield Wipers, 6 Inches and Presses

Return the rocks and mosey to the playground

Face cards (10’s)

  • 20 Merkins and Split Jacks (diamonds)
  • 20 Dips and Rocky’s (clubs)
  • 20 Mountain Climbers and Lunges (spades)
  • 20 Plank Jacks and Americans Hammers  (hearts)
  • 20 Goof Balls (Jokers)

5 minutes of Mary

  • 4 sets of 10 ct Supermans (Dive to Free Falls)
  • 5 sets of 5 ct Boat Canoes
  • 10 3 ct Pickle Pounders
  • 20 ct 3 ct Homer to Marge (single leg)

Announcements: F3 Picnic today, HSHM end of November

Prayer Requests: Prayers for DOA’s wife who lost her Mom and continued prayers for Forcep’s boys through the separation.

Master Shredder’s Return

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YHC coordinator ran over from home expecting a light crowd tonight based on the HCs he saw before leaving the house – was pleasently surprised by the relatively large (7 pax) group that was there upon arrival. We mumbled for a few minutes and then got rolling.

FNGs: n/a
Warm Up:

SSH x15 IC

Daisy Picker x10

Standard Merkin x15

Fazio arm circles x10 forwards & backwards

*No rest*

Overhead clap x15 IC

*No rest*

Seal clap x15 IC

The Workout:

Mosey to pavilion

Partner up – 2x cayote uglies per person (thanks Double D)

Mosey over to the playground

YHC called for each partner to do 10x pull ups  / 10 x squats to 50 total, but audibled to 30 after the sets of 10 pull ups were feeling like a bit much

Mosey to the amphitheater

10 count people’s char down the line

10 count balls to the wall down the line

10 count people’s char down the line

10 count balls to the wall down the line

Mosey around the pond to the railing/bars

Partner 1 does 10x upright rows

Partner 2 does 10x star jumps

Switch and repeat for 20 of each total

Mosey to the rock pile – pax were encouraged to grab a small rock

Line up on the end parking lot line for bear crawl jack webs

4x Overhead press with rock

Crawl bear to the greenway

1x merkin

Bear crawl back to the rock

Repeat, going up in the 4:1 ratio up to 20 hallelujahs and 5 merkins

Pax were asked if they wanted to keep going or switch it up – switching it up won 2 votes to 1 so we moseyed back over to the pavilion.

Irkins x20

Derkins x20

YHC asked the pax what went well with Irkins and Derkins (expecting dips of course) but was surprised by a pax calling for merkins

Merkins x20

Dips x20

Arms were shot and apologies were made for anyone who needed to use them tomorrow.

Mosey to the tennis courts

Line up on the end line for lung walk suicides – lung walk to the middle of the first court, lung walk backwards to the start, forwards to between two courts, backwards to start, forwards to midline of second court, backwards to start, forwards to opposite fence, and then backwards to start.

Mary:

Shoulder tap x15 IC

Planks w/left arm / right leg extended & switching extended extremities

Planks with left leg/arm up and 5x crunches on each side

Chill cut for the last 60 seconds

Announcements:

Picnic this Saturday

Squatter has the Q at Thunder next week for his 2 year anniversary.

2nd F following Thunder at Pace Yourself
T-Claps (Recognition):

Shredder for being back out

Cupid for doing this madness with breathtaker (after working out this morning with it on too) AND rucking to Thunder tonight thanks to a car in the shop
Prayer:

Praises for Shredder back at a bootcamp