Day 3: The 5 Days of Fankle

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Pax voted to stay dry so we left Possum Trot and headed down to the Nest to workout under the pavilion.

FNGs: none

PAX: @Hardy, @Florence/FloJoe, @Pots, @Sunshine, @Warbucks, @Finkle
Warm Up: 10 SSH and 10 Seal Jacks in cadence, Good mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, Downward dog into chaturanga up-dog
The Workout: First Event: Ascending testicles 10 count in cadence at 15/45/and balls to the wall, squats 10, lunges 10 each leg.  3 rounds

Second Event: Bat Wings – Sir Fazio Arm Circles F/B, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps.  In cadence 10, 15, & 20 counts.

Third Event: Abs – Lounge Act(homer to marge with one leg crossed over knee), E2K’s, and Big Boy Situps. In cadence 10, 15, & 20 counts
Mary: 42 count in cadence of monkey humpers to celebrate my soon coming 42nd b-day.
Announcements: CSAUP Saturday at Tequila Sunrise
T-Claps (Recognition): for all who showed up in the rain!
Prayer: Thankful for our many blessings, and to reach out to those who are hurting during the holiday season.

Day 2: 5 Days of Fankle, The Mystery and History of Ray Finkle

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FNGs: none

PAX: @Sunshine, @Pumps, @Pots, @Finkle, @Martini, @Florence/FloJoe, @Bobby Boucher, @Warbucks
Warm Up: Mosey around the park track then circled up for 10 SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles f/b and Michael Phelps in cadence.
The Workout: First event was 4 corners in the parking lot and at each corner YHC shared historical facts about the real Ray Finkle aka Uwe Detlef Walter von Schamann.  As usual Hollywood has twisted the facts about this fictional character.  After a deep dive into the history of this modern day marvel “Finkle” we find a true champion and a culprit!  Back to the workout…

At each corner we did a prescribed exercise.  Round 1 was 4X4’s (4 burpees into plank then 4 merkins, 4 mountain climbers, and back up), lunges – 10 each leg, alternating shoulder taps in cadence to 10 and ending with Bobby Hurleys.  Round 2 was Boat Canoes, Crab cakes, Jack Webbs (set of 4), and star jumps.

2nd event was getting personal under our newly rehab’d pavilion.  We did 2 sets of gyno-crunches, procto-derkins, and step-ups 10 each side.

3rd event was California Rolls down at the wall.  We did sets of 10 Irkens and dips R/R till we reached the end of the wall.

Finkle Facts: 

  1. In the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective the character Ray Finkle is in reality Dolphins kicker Uwe von Schamann.
  2. Uwe Detlef Walter von Schamann (born April 23, 1956) is a former professional American football placekicker.  He played for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League, from 1979 to 1984.
  3. In the real Super Bowl XIX, Von Schamann made three field goals and an extra point in this game.
  4. In the movie Finkle missed the game-winning field goal in a fictional Super Bowl XIX. The latter play actually occurred six years later in Super Bowl XXV by the Buffalo Bills kicker Scott Allen Norwood.  The real culprit…
  5. Norwood’s field goal range was unusually short for a professional kicker and he had difficulties in converting field goals over 40 yards throughout his career, especially on natural grass (the Bills’ home stadium used AstroTurf, which mitigated this issue).
  6. Super Bowl XXV, which was played on January 27, 1991, cemented Norwood’s name in football history when he missed a 47-yard field goal attempt with 8 seconds left in the game, giving the New York Giants their 2nd Super Bowl victory, and started the Bills’ string of four consecutive Super Bowl losses. This kick was made famous by the “wide right” call by the TV announcers. Later video analysis revealed the holder mistakenly aligned the laces to the right, thereby positioning the kicked ball to fade right once in the air.  Hmmm…interesting…Although the Bills signed Björn Nittmo as Norwood’s potential replacement in the 1991 offseason, Norwood remained with the Bills through that season. The Bills returned to the Super Bowl and Norwood was perfect throughout the postseason, including a 44-yard field goal that served as the decisive margin in the AFC Championship Game against the Denver Broncos.
  7. What was the dolphin’s name in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Movie? Snowflake
  8. What was Ray Finkle’s other name in the movie? Lois Einhorn
  9. Who did Ray Finkle murder in the movie? Roger Podacter, the Dolphin’s head of operations.
  10. The name of the mental hospital that Ray Finkle escaped from was named Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
  11. The mental hospital where Ventura goes undercover was named Shady Acres as a play on the name of director Tom Shadyac.

Mary: We did round-robin style with a mixture of abs, stretches, squats and the Sweater Fox (Boxcutters) decided to show up again to torture @Warbucks…
Announcements: CSAUP on Saturday, December 11
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: @Bobby Boucher’s M is looking for a new employment opportunity, @Farva’s back injury, @K I T T Y L I T T R and M recovering from sickness.  Remember those who need hope during the Christmas season.  Be the salt and light our community needs fellas!

That last burpee completes me

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
SSH, daisy pickers, arm circles, mtn climbers, merkins
The Workout:
We took 3 laps around the park, stopping for burpees at the half way point between corners (increase to 6 then back to 1) and 3 sets of 10 exercises at each corner.
1st half exercises: rotated between 1)shoulder taps, monkey humpers, LBCs and 2)merkins, squats, LSF
2nd half exercises: rotated between 1)dips, mtn climbers, american hammers and 2)carolina dry docks, lunges, freddy mercury
1.5 miles were covered, 42 burpees and 360 exercise reps were completed.
Mary:
Various stretches
Announcements: See Slack, BRR Sign-up on 12/6. #fuquaymafia
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Gamecock upcoming travel

At the Nest with Big Bird and the Sweater Fox

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This is a late post for 11/23/2021

FNGs: None

PAX: @Warbucks, @Finkle, @Martini, @Banana Seat, @Florence/Flojoe, @Hardy
Warm Up: Mosey around the courtyard, and came back to do SSH, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers,
The Workout:   LEG/CORE DAY  –  We went on a trip and encountered a couple friends.  We ran to the far corner and dropped to do Freddie Mercuries.  Then down to Main St. to pick up a round of mount climbers.  We ran up the hill to Ennis and Big Bird (@Martini in his yellow hoodie) was excited to do 3 rounds of step ups 10 each leg and 10 box jumps 3 rounds.  Then we moved down the block to do some Bars and Dan’s (Dan Taylors and shimmying up the bars on the ramp to the school).  Our commitment was to get to set 10.

Mary: Last we went over to the bus loop and the Sweater Fox (boxcutter exercise) showed up.  Each PAX took a turn being the timer as they ran a loop around the bus loop and called an ab exercise for those left behind to do.  @Warbucks said from his first time hearing the exercise “the boxcutter” he thought they called it the “fox sweater” and thus we evolved it into the Sweater Fox…somehow.  Lots of mumble chatter today!
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Pyramid Scheme

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Crisp morning at The Nest, and we have the falcon hut back! We missed it so much we spent the whole time in there. Also it was wet everywhere else.

FNGs: none
Warm Up: merkins, daisy pickers, windmills, ssh, sir fazio arm circles, Frankensteins
The Workout: Start out with a classic 123 Dora with merkins, lbcs, and squats. Runner went around the field. Then went to a pyramid with 5 rounds building them dripping reps (123454321) with irkins, derkins, dips, box jumps, lunges.
Mary: longer Mary with the exercises not limited to abs. Poopeaters, burpees, Freddy mercury’s, LBC, sneaky lunges, people’s chair, honey to Marge exicon.
Announcements: hollyfest
T-Claps (Recognition): all the dudes fit coming out
Prayer: Finkle’s back, Floyd to be responsive to testimony

Gooey Pound Cake

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It’s been two years with F3 and it all started at the Nest. I’ve recreated the first workout as best as I can remember. I’m grateful for this group if men and the way it brings out the best in us. Celebrated with pound cake and brownies for 2F.

FNGs: none
Warm Up: circle up for warm-o-rama
The Workout: One group runs two short parking lot laps as the timer while the other groups work stations. Round 1 stations, dips, rope with underdogs. Round 2, broke back merkins, rope with lunge walk. Finished as a group with a full park Indian run.
Mary: 5 min of round the circle pax choice abs
Announcements: holly fest sign up, csaup
T-Claps (Recognition): all those that showed the extra effort even when you had a reason not to.
Prayer: thankful for F3, wives and family

It’s Go Time at the Nest

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FNGs: None

PAX: @Gamecock, @K I T T Y L I T T R, @Finkle, @Florence/Flojoe, @Poop Eater
Warm Up: No mosey but circled up for a round of exercises in cadence:
The Workout: I found a new toy to bring joy to all those lucky PAX who showed up for a beat down at the Nest.  It’s an interval timer app for my phone.

We did 1 minute intervals of workout followed by 20 seconds of rest doing 6 exercises in each round for 5 rounds.  Those were mountain climbers, alligator merkins, squats, dips, monkey humpers, and Freddie Mercuries.  By round 5 we were spent.  39:40 of unadulterated work.
Mary: Included in our interval workout
Announcements: Holly Fest sign ups, Brute CSAUP 10/16/21
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: @Finkle’s foot, @Gamecock’s M is starting new HR coursework, @Florence/Flojoe’s sick friend.

Gettin Booty

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Due to having a wonderful stress fracture across my ankle bone I get to wear a fantastic aircast boot for 4 weeks…

FNGs: None

PAX: @Finkle, @K I T T Y L I T T R
Warm Up: Good mornings, daisy pickers, Sir Fazio Arm circles (f & b), imperial walkers, hillbillies, followed by Michael Phelps.
The Workout:

Since running is not in my forte right now we were pretty stationary.  We started off with some fantastic bear crawls in the parking lot and stopping at each stall we did 10 merkins down five stalls and then 10 merkins on the way back with crab walks.  We repeated this with American Hammers.

Next stop was over at the block wall for a round of California Rolls.  This was @ K I T T Y L I T T R’s favorite as we got to do 10 irkens followed flipping over to do 10 dips and repeating all the way down the wall.  It took a while to complete this with only 2 PAX present.

Last, when I did a round of exercises with my kettle bell while @K I T T Y L I T T R took a lap around the block at Falcon Park.
Mary: LBCs, low slow flutter, dying cochroaches, reverse LBCs.
Announcements: none
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Prayer for @Finkle’s ankle and annual review at my job this week, @K I T T Y L I T T R is part of a men’s retreat with church this weekend and looking towards spiritual growth.

Game Night, er, Morning at the Nest 8/31/2021

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PAX of 2 for a Q on short notice. I saw that no one had signed up as of the day before, and so I took the opportunity to explore an idea I had. A twist on an old classic, the Deck of Death.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Quick run down to the wall at end of parking lot and back; Good Mornings x10; SSH x10; Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and back x10; Seal Claps x10; Imperial Walkers x10; Hillbillies x10

The Workout:

YHC presented a normal-enough looking deck of cards for what appeared to be the basic Deck of Death. I announced the following 4 exercises:
♣ Clubs – Dips in cadence
♥ Hearts – Monkey Humpers in cadence
♦ Diamonds – World War IIs
♠ Spades – Side Straddle Hops in cadence

PAX took turns drawing a card and then counting that exercise. Baaasic

Gamecock got us rolling and drew a face card from the US Flag deck. [I made sure to stack a few normal playing cards at the top of the deck so as to avoid suspicion.]

I drew a face card. Gamecock drew a face card. I drew a face card. Gamecock drew a face card.

[Ok, weird, but not fishy.]

At some point, Gamecock comments that this is starting to feel like a Pinochle deck. He explains what that is, and I laugh.

The first non-playing card to be drawn is a Munchkin Pathfinder card [full disclosure: I’ve never played Munchkin Pathfinder. Received it as a gift 4-5 years ago and haven’t so much as opened the box until I started prepping for this workout and needed cards that were the same size as my playing cards]. We run down to the wall and back

And now Gamecock is suspicious.

The game continues, as we uncover all the face cards and 10s, as well as cards from Monopoly Deal, Monopoly Deal Millionaire, and Phase 10.

These non-playing cards yielded the following exercises:
Monopoly Deal – Durkins on the curb x10
Monopoly Deal Millionaire – Urkins on the curb x10
Phase 10 (all Wild cards) – Drawer’s choice x10

Total workout: 340 reps + 6 runs to the wall and back

Exercises included:

  • Dips in cadence (x2) x10
  • Hearts – Monkey Humpers (x2) x10
  • Diamonds – World War IIs x10
  • Spade – Side Straddle Hops (x2) x10
  • Munchkin Pathfinder – run to the wall and back
  • Monopoly Deal – Durkins x10
  • Monopoly Deal Millionaires – Urkins x10
  • Phase 10 Wild cards – Dealer’s choice x10

 

Mary: 52 LBCs (because cards)

Announcements: Nothing new
T-Claps (Recognition): Thanks for coming out, @Gamecock.

Another Trip Around

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: warm-o-rama
The Workout: Ascending Underdogs on the playground swings to 10 reps. In-between reps we took a lap around the parking lot island doing either plank typewriter, fast feet, crab walk, or straight merkins. Last 10 min was lower body yoga for my weary brr legs.
Mary: LBC, dying cockroach, boxcutters, American hammers
Announcements: none
T-Claps (Recognition): HIM
Prayer: strength and focus to overcome our weaknesses