13 at Purple Cobra for a long minute of exercises

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FNGs: none

Warm Up: Moseyed over to behind the new Town Hall Burger and Beer for some Windmills, Good Mornings, Overhead claps, Fozio arm circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and some calf and hamstring stretches.

The Workout: 1 minute AMRAP of numerous exercises followed by run from bottom of Lassiter road to cross street Matthew Drive.  Exercises included Merkins, Squats, Six inch hold, Shoulder taps, Squat Jacks, Chill Cut, Lunges, Side plank to push up, Plank elbow to knees, Speed skaters, In and Outs and Plank See Saw.  1 minute seemed much longer for some of those exercises.

Mary: Time was running short so only 2 exercise for cadence count to 25 Low slow flutter and Superman.

Announcements: 9-11 stair climb. I will have a clown car in the ready leaving Purple Cobra location. I have about space for 5 if you want in. Time TBD.  I will be heading back to Holly Springs after.

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Warbucks, 187, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Mookie. Good work men and hope you got a good workout in.

Prayer: Unspoken prayers and Deabolt’s friend Jane as she undergoes surgery today

False Advertising for Cobra

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FNGs: none
Warm Up:

  • Quick Lap around the parking lot but not too long as the Q wanted to be sure he could cadence count
  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Fazio Arm Circles x 20 I.C.
  • Prisoner Squats x 20
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 I.C.
  • Left foot over right stretches – reverse
  • Right arm across body stretches – reverse
  • Michael Phelps

Workout:

  • Pax Count was 14 – choose an accountability partner to hold you accountable on form, reps and everything else
  • Thing 1:  Deconstructed Burpee Ladder (reps were 16, 12, 8)
    • Squats
    • Leg Thrusts
    • Merkins
    • Reverse Leg Thrust
    • Squat Jumps
  • Indian Run to Bottom of Hill by Planet Fitness
  • Thing 2:   Play with cards you are dealt
    • Hearts – Side Straddle Hop (in Cadence)
    • Spades – Burpees
    • Diamond – Diamond Merkins
    • Clubs – Jump Squats
    • Face Card – Sprint to the top of the hill

Mosey back to flag for Mary / Cot

Mary:

  • Not much time but pax led Homer to Marge x 20 I.C. while YHC got his phone
  • Time’s up – 6:15 on the dot

Announcements:

  • Check slack and facebook but
  • 9/11 stair climb coming up at Carter Finley
  • Middle Creek Elementary Beautification service project Saturday morning – 187 has your Q
  • Southwake Picnic in October – more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Welcome back for a short visit to our brother Roger Roger – we miss you in the Gloom every day
  • 187 for absolutely killing it
  • Extra Credit Crew was
    • 187
    • Axe
    • Dawgpound
    • Buford
    • Roger Roger
    • Warbucks
    • Deadbolt

Prayer:

  • Prayers for Noahs Arc M (Michelle) as she is getting treatment at the Mayo Clinic
  • The Rangers returning home (Per Darby)
  • Crablegs
  • The Carpex Pax member that lost his Mother
  • The Fishermen from Jacksonville and Fairfax Fire departments lost at sea
  • YHC took us out

What an honor to lead – thank you all

Hit the pavement.

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Nine PAX for muggy Purple Cobra. It was YHC’s first Q at this AO. Thanks for the strong effort, men.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around building, daisy pickers, windmills, 5 burpees (OYO), Fazio arm circles forward/backwards, 5 burpess (OYO).

The Workout:

Divided into three groups. Each round group rotated between three exercises.

Round 1: Lap around building, Lunge Walks, LBCs

Round 2: Lap around building, bear crawl, plank jacks

Round 3: Lap around building, leap frog burpees, American hammers

Round 4: Lap around building, backwards sprints, dying cockroaches

Mary: Missed her
Announcements: Middle Creek Elementary work group, see Slack and Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): Iceman taking military physical exam this week!
Prayer: Full House’s wife’s uncle, YHCs friend’s kid in hospital

Dawn of the Millennium

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PAX: Bobby Doll, Boogie, Iceman, Mookie, Redenbacher, U.T.I., Warbucks

EC: Redenbacher, U.T.I., Warbucks

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Started with standard warm-up lap

SSH x 20 IC
Finkle Kicks x 20 IC
Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
Bat Wings:
Sir Fazio arm circles x 10/10 IC
Seal claps x 10 IC
Overhead claps x 10 IC

The Workout: Black Snake run behind Harris Teeter to the Goodwill Lot. Partner up for Millennial workout (YHC was odd man out). Partner 1 did exercises and partner 2 ran to the bottom of the hill on Lassiter Street and back up to switch places, rinse and repeat. Goal was a total count of 2000 (1000 from the exercises and the other 1000 from running).

Exercises were:
100  Side Straddle Hops
100  Lunges
100  Bicycles
100  Merkins
100  LBC

100 Prisoner Squats
100  Mountain Climbers
100  American Hammer
100  Star jumps
100  Burpees

Black Snake run back to the circle for Mary.

Mary: On your 6 – feet elevated like 6-inch hold – spell out the alphabet in all capitol letters with your feet.

Announcements:  Mudgear order – see slack #southwake-gear channel.
Sign up to Q. #QSheet

T-Claps (Recognition): Iceman and Boogie for making their way back to the gloom.  Mookie for coming out while not yet 100%. U.T.I. and Warbucks for encouraging me to Q a workout.

Prayer: Healing for the son for U.T.I.’s friend who is currently in the hospital, families in El Paso and Dayton, Iceman on his Airforce PT test Friday, unspoken and injured PAX

YHC took us out. Was an honor to lead! Thank you HIM for the opportunity!

Rocks and Donkeys

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13 PAX overcame the fartsack and posted at Purple Cobra this AM with 5 for EC. It was a pleasure leading this morning!

EC: Axe, Full House, Redenbacher, Teacher’s Pet, Warbucks

FNGs: Not this time

Warm Up:
5 penalty burpees for a slow circle up. It was extended as New Mexico took his time joining the circle.
SSH x20 IC
Imperial Walker x10 CI
Hillbilly x10 CI
We are not worthy x10 IC
Morrocan night club x10 IC

The Workout:
2 line indian run around Harris Teeter over to loading dock with Pax grabbing 2 rocks along the say. Flair found the biggest rocks in the pile and this led to some grumbling as we were sharing rocks.

Thing 1 – Circle of pain:
Pax circled up and performed exercises x12 IC. After exercise, plank shuffle to next rock and perform merkins, increasing each stop up to 8. Exercises were:
Curls
Dodo bird (no history lesson from 187 this week)
Triceps
Shoulder Press
Ground pounder
Wonder bra
Bus driver
LBCs (just for you Dumbo)

After round 1, a recovery mosey around the Goodwill parking lot and back to our rocks for round 2. Pretty much a rinse and repeat with merkins counting down from 8 this round. New Mexico was overheard asking for a running workout, so over to Lassiter Rd for some leg and hill work.

Thing 2 – Hills and Donkeys
Mosey to bottom of Lassiter Rd hill and partner up. Partner 1 does Donkey Hydrants at bottom while partner 2 runs to guardrail for x3 per leg pistol squats and runs back. Partner switch. Once both partners completed 1 round, both run to guardrail for x10 cliffhanger merkins.
Rinse and repeat for a second round. Mosey back to the flag for Mary.

Mary:
She wasn’t here, but we found Dolly and Marge.

6” hold for the 6
Hello Dolly x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC, x5 Right, x5 Left
LBCs x20 IC
Hello Dolly x10
Homer to Marge x10

Announcements:
Mudgear order – see slack #southwake-gear channel.
Sign up to Q. #QSheet
Go to a Healing Transitions workout. Tuesday 0530 or Friday 1430
187 is collecting F3 testimonies for an article in Suburban Living magazine. If you have something to share about what F3 means to you, send it by this Sunday, 8/4 to 187.
VQ at the Cobra next week!

T-Claps (Recognition):
Full House with Breathtaker.
Full House and Redenbacher for commiting to VQ’s in the near future.

Prayer:
Wallaby’s broken foot, Full House’ co-worker’s Father passed away quickly, Injured Pax

YHC took us out.

Still hard a year later…

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PAX of 18 to celebrate YHC 1 year anniversary by revisiting his first F3 workout. One year ago today, Stark made his triumphant return to South Wake with an epic beatdown at Paradise City. YHC was an innocent victim merloting not once, but twice during the workout. An honor Midget likes to remind me of at least weekly, if not more often.

Thanks to all who came out to support me today. More importantly, thanks to the men of South Wake for the support, encouragement and accountability over the last year. Just showing up was one of the best things I’ve ever done. My life has changed because of and continues to be enriched by you HIM. Thanks to you all, especially 187 and Pablo for the headlock.

FNGs: None – its probably for the best.

EC: Cowboy, Lucky Charms, Dawgpound, Warbucks, Maybelline, Aquaman, Axe, Dahmer, Dumbo, WebEx (EC only)

Warm Up:Quick warmup jog
SSH x20, Windmills x10, Imperials Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10
½ mile jog with warmps – Good Mornings x10, Windmills x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10, Stretches

The Workout: 6 Cones were set up about 10 yards apart.  YHC instructed the PAX to bear crawl (round 1), lunge walk (round 2), Bunny Jump (round 3) and partner wheelbarrow (round 4) to each cone and perform the exercise associated with that cone.

B.L.I.M.P.S
B- Burpees – Cone 1 x5 – Total = 20
L – Lunges – Cone 2 x10 – Total = 40
I – Imperial Walkers– Cone 3 x15 – Total = 60
M – Merkins– Cone 4 x20 – Total = 80
P – Plank Jacks– Cone 5 x25 – Total = 100
S – Squats– Cone 6 x30 – Total = 120

Mary: LBC’s x15, Low slow flutter x15, Homer to Marge x30

Prayer: Child injured in Fuquay this weekend. Coal Ash grandmother.

Original workout – https://f3southwake.com/2018/07/23/return-of-stark/
Thanks for the opportunity to lead you HIM. I’ll do better next time!

Particle Board’s VQ

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20 PAX (12 for EC) posted at Purple Cobra to experience a VQ from Particle Board.

EC: Banana Seat, Redenbacher, 187, Pikachu, WebEx, Warbucks, UTI, Skidmark, Dahmer, Pablo, Full House, Lucky Charms

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Started with standard warm-up lap, warm up exercises in cadence: SSH x 30, Good Mornings x 10, Imperial Walkers x15, Hillbillies x 15, Sir Fazio arm circles 10F & 10B, 10 burpees OYO
The Workout: PAX moseyed to the Wells Fargo parking lot and found an accountability partner.  PAX were instructed to complete a Dora 1-2-3 (100 Merkins, 200 Freddie Mercury in cadence, and 300 prisoner squats) splitting the exercises between partners.  Partner 1 started the exercises while partner 2 ran out of the lower entrance to the lot and ran up the sidewalk along Holly Springs Rd to the intersection of Sunset Lake Rd and completed 5 star jumps (adding 2 star jumps for each return visit to the intersection) and then back to the lot to rotate with partner 2.  Once all reps were completed, Q had partners complete a “reverse partner’s chair”?  (pax faced their partner and performed a wall-less peoples chair, but held partners hand for balance).  Pax then moseyed to the  other side of the lot behind the building to perform a few BTW exercises.  Exercise 1: Partner 1 was in BTW while Partner 2 did diamond merkins x20, then switch and repeat.  Exercise2:  Partner 1 was in BTW while partner 2 did mickey mouse merkins x 10, then switch and repeat.  Pax then moseyed back to the circle for Mary.
Mary: Homer-to-Marge IC x 2o, pickle pounder IC x 20, side plank crunches (5 IC on each side), 5 burpees OYO.
Announcements: Check slack and FB, Meg Smile charity auction, Amazon Prime Deal on Garmin Watch for those PAX looking
Prayer: Crab legs, Double D’s family, Dumbo’s Aunt

Shoulder Roast

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PAX of 13 came out to Purple Cobra this morning to get a little roasting of the shoulders. 4 For EC, but everyone got a little stronger this morning. Good work men!

Warm Up: 20 counts in cadence: Side straddle hops, impearl walkers, monkey humpers, plank jacks

The Workout: Indian run behind HT to the wall. Group 1 on the wall, group 2 on the ground for rotating exercises of 20 count each. People’s chair/Merkins, Balls to the wall/LBC, Australian mountain climbers/Shoulder taps. Rinse and repeat 4 rounds

Indian run to the hill between plazas. Group 1 burpees, group 2 Bear Crawl to the stop sign and run back. Rinse and repeat 2 rounds

Mary: Some stuff on the ground that hurt, have a nice day!!

Announcements: Meg’s Smile donations. Bring out the FNG’s

Prayer: Healing for the son for UTI’s friend who is currently in the hospital. Straight Cash and family.

Schweaty Cobra

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12 Pax came out for a beatdown at the Purplest Cobra and 5 for EC. It was a schweaty morning. For the second week in a row, Plex rolls up as the EC crew is taking off. Axe hung back last week, but this time we all circled back to pick up our tardy comrade. As the F3 mantra goes: we leave no man behind, but leave no man where we found him. Upon return, we were greeted by the remaining PAX. Mookie said M4L HC’d, but we all know what that means. 0530 hit, no FNGs and we were off.

EC: Warbucks, Dahmer, Plex, Axe, 187
FNGs: Psssh
Warm Up:
SSH
Windmill
Sir Fazio arm circles
We are not worthy
Butterfly
Mountain climbers

Made our way to Dollar Tree by way of: skips, high knees, butt kickers, carioca, side shuffle, and mosey. YHC led PAX to the crosswalk to safely cross the street, but for some reason neglected the do not cross sign. Luckily 187 was there to keep YHC in check.

The Workout:
At the DT, split into 2 groups for an Indian run around DT and bank while other group does AMRAP of exercise(s) called. Rinse and repeat.

Exercises were:
Merkins
Burpees + LSF
Monkey humpers + LBCs
Star jumps + pickle pounders
Lunge walk + homer to marge

Mosey to Lassiter rdby way of the crosswalk. #safetyfirst At Lassiter rd, we lined up for 7s with squats at bottom, box cutters at top.

Mary:
Coal Ash led Mary for us. We did the following, plus some I forgot.

1 minute plank hold
American hammers (several sets)
LBCs
Freddy Mercury

Announcements:
Sign up for Derek Davis 5k https://event.racereach.com/derek-davis-memorial-5k-run – Code “Merica” saves you 10%

4th of July convergence

T-Claps (Recognition):
Plex coming out while recovering from shoulder surgery.
Coal Ash out 2 weeks in a row and continued recovery.
Prayer:
187s friend Tom passing.
Praise for Pac-man’s friend Arthur for healthy baby born at 32 weeks after scare last week.

YHC took us out.

Rise of the Dodo Bird

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20 Pax showed up for a beatdown by YHC after a week of being downrange. It was good to be back in the gloom with these HIMs and this morning was no different. A strong crowd for EC on a hot and muggy morning, the definition of gloom. Breathtaker made an appearance after the reassurance that running was not the focus of the morning. There were chafed nipples, a malfunctioning light vest, and a Skidmark. As 0530 hit, with no FNGs and 1 self proclaimed Kotter, we were off

ECEC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI
EC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI, Axe, 187, Plex, Dahmer
Skins: Skidmark, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
SSH x30 IC
imperial walker – 10 IC
hillbilly 10 IC
squat 10 IC
sir fazio arm circles 10/10 IC
moroccan night clubs 10 IC
seal claps 10 IC
overhead claps 20 IC

The Workout:
Everybody was warm, so we moseyed to the Path to nowhere for:
People’s chair – 5 count by pax. This took a really long time, resulting in mumble chatter about partner leg massages and 187’s strong legs from carrying so much weight around.
Ascending testicles – 1 round
mosey to better wall for round 2

Mosey To loading dock grab 2 rocks
Curls were done while the 6 arrived

Circled up for 2 rounds of:
Overhead press
Triceps extensions
Dodo bird – 187 gave history of the dodo bird
Curls for the girls

This circuit was going pretty smooth, but got way off track when 187 gave Pax a history of the dodo bird. Apparently they are extinct, can’t fly, and ate rocks to digest berries. Pax stopped counting, so many dodo birds where done until we got to a 15 count. This mumble chatter approached Carpex status.

With tired arms, we moseyed to guard rail for 2 rounds of:
Dips
Derkins
Underdogs

Mosey back toward start, stopping at far end of lot. Pax grumbled when YHC told them to partner up based on leg weight. We
Wheelbarrowed back to start with burpees when switch, increasing each time.

Mary:
With Mary awaiting, we moseyed back to the flag where Dahmer led the following while I retrieved my phone:
LBC
LSF
Freddy Mercury
PicklePounder
Homer to Marge

Announcements:
See social networks.
1776 convergence on 7/4
Umstead trail run

T-Claps (Recognition):
Redenbacher with lots of good work lately. Keep it up and you’ll get that sub-2 half in November.

Particle board on his ability to avoid Qing a workout. Hope to see you leading one soon.

Prayer:
Crablegs on his journey to all MLB parks making memories and spreading awareness for ALS.
Follow him here: http://challengelarry.org
Unspoken and injured PAX.