Angry Teenage Music

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The 5 day Q Tour made its last stop at Crazy Ivan where the deck of cards told us what to do, we couldn’t quite find all the Jokers, and where heavy music was played again as promised. 5 strong men joined YHC in the underworld to move some kettlebells and kick off the holiday weekend! Before we started, Dawgpound made mention that we should field trip it upstairs to the outside of the parking deck where the air circulation was better. YHC denied that request… this is the underworld! Buford took notice of the playlist of heavy tunes very quickly and mentioned it was for angry teenagers. YHC’s response, “yeah, or angry 40 year old men…let’s get going”.

EC: YHC

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: Good mornings, Fazio Arm Circles, Hillbillies, Willy Mays Hayes, Imperial Walkers, SSH.
The Workout: The deck told us what to do.  The timer was a pax going over to the wall to do BTTW for a 20 IC self count. Exercises were AMRAP while the timer pax was gone. YHC split the deck in to 2 rounds based on time, so we spent about 18 minutes in each series.

Round 1: Spades (Swings), Clubs (Clean/Jerk), Hearts (Bell Merkins), Diamonds (Lawnmover rows) Jokers (burpees… joker only got us once this round)

Round 2: Spades (single leg deadlifts), Clubs (Figure 8), Hearts ( Boobity Boobitys), Diamonds (Halos), Jokers (Absolutions).  Once again… Joker only got us once even though YHC threw two extras in the deck. Go figure… When finished we turned over the next card…Joker

Mary: Midget Cookie Pouches x 30, Midget Live Handles x 15 each side, Curls for the Girls x 10 each arm, LSF with kettlebell x 20.
Announcements: Sign up to mulch.  Dawgpound And Emeril will be doing a Steel Mace workout in the parking deck every Tuesday starting next week.  Non official AO, but come get stronger!
T-Claps (Recognition): My ShieldLock brother Tetanus, for hitting his first 5 pack while coming to all my Q’s this week.  That’s what it’s all about brother.
Prayer: Those traveling, our nation, our leaders.  Pax in recovery and freedom for them.  YHC took us out.  Thanks too all pax who came out to support my Q’s this week. Thanks for taking the ride with me!

Got what the body needed

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Red
FNGs: None
Warm Up:

We took a field trip to the top of the deck. The music was playing at an appropriate level. I know cause Buford commented on it. It was nice on the top deck. Nice breeze and a nice view.

We circled up and this is where we stayed the whole time.

Some stretches where done. Oh, you want to know what stretches we did. Well, you should have been there. Okay fine. First, we rang out the shoulders, then some spinal twist. Into some barrel rolls. Followed up with some good mornings. I cannot remember everything today. The Creme Brulee donut is hindering my memory before 7:15 in the morning.

The Workout:

8 sets of 20 seconds on 10 seconds off. 30 seconds between exercises.

Alternating Swings
Boobity to Boobity
Kneeling Clean to Press
Halos
Midget Love Handles. It was supposed to be snatches, but I was whooped. I should have done the snatches. Sorry guys for not doing the snatches.

The Finisher:

2 to 1 Jack Webs. Push-Ups on the Bell to pressing the bell. Started with 10 pushup/20 presses and worked down to 1. This was a good finisher. I’m still holding onto one finisher, but it isn’t RUNE friendly. Guess what we are going to do in July guys. Anyone? Anyone?

Mary:

LBCs
Homer to Marge
Toe Taps

Announcements:

Mulch at Bass Lake

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Carpex Surprise!

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FNGs: None

https://youtu.be/ambOzSEYA7Q

Announcements:  Mulch at Bass Lake – limit it to 5 at a time.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Juneteenth.
Prayer:  Families in F3.  BLM.

Wahoo took us out.

Pyramids and Animal Suicides

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EC EC:Dawgpound Emeril Vasoline
EC: Dahmer, This is when Emeril and Vasoline defected to Cletus
Yoga EC: Dawgpound
FNGs: Not today

Warm Up:

A quick lap around the parking lot and circled up for the original South Wake Warmup

20 Side Straddle hops
10 Good Mornings
10 Forward/Backward Fazio Arm Circles
10 Hillbillies
10 Imperial Walkers

The Workout:

It was an ambitious workout. This thing evolved throughout the week. I removed Turkish Getups and replaced them with Thrusters. I was going to have sprints and then I thought when was the last time we did a good bit of bear crawls. With RUNE going on we need to make sure we work on strength and not just running. I was hoping more guys would have been here instead of just running.

We worked on our duck walk form.  We want to look more like this:

I thought I started out good but lost form as I went. It is a lot harder then I’m used to.

Each of the suicides was an out and back. We went to two spots, then four, then 6, then 8, and finally 10 spots.

3 Thrusters Each Arm
Crab Walk 2 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
30 Cleans
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
Bunny Hop 10 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
20 Two-handed Swings
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
Duck Walk 8 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Man O Makers
10 Midget Cookie Pouches
Crab Walk 2 spots
Bear Crawl 4 spots
Gorilla Run 6 spots
3 Thrusters Each Arm

We ran out of time to finish the whole thing. It is a bummer. I will revisit this again and maybe we will get through the whole thing.

Mary:

One Set of Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

Check your local slack channel.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

The McKeon Boys
Martini

“Careful What You Ask For” or “EC + LC = WTF”

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Aww that’s cute

The Workout:
Constant “real” Indian Run. No “tighten it ups allowed”. Ran from parking deck to cemetery to Bombshell to Walgreens to cemetery, to parking deck. 3 miles total running. Every time LC got to the front of the PAX, we immediately stopped, no rest, did a(1 exercise) x 25 in cadence of the following at every stop:

SSH
HillyBillys
Sumo Squats
WW2
Boat/Canoe
Durkin
PlankJacks
BTW(shouldertaps)
LBC
Good Morning
Sir Fozey Arm Circles(50)
Russian American Hammer
Squats
Burpees

The finisher:
Did not go as planned. The plan was to do burpees (5) each time LC ran to the front. Flanigan took one for the team and easily out sprinted YHC all the way to only allow for 10 OYO burpees total.

Cool down:
Dawgpound actually started his cool down at around 5:38am. He then led us all through a series of bro’ga exercises to finish off the morning.

Mary:
Who Dat?

Announcements:
Rune.  Happy Birthday @Pikachu

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Pablo, Particle Board and Rainmaker.  Dawgpound brother-in-law marriage. Where is Crablegs? Word is he got a sweet new lesbian sled(Subaru).  Martini.

Was a pleasure to put these great men through a little pain and a lot of fun. Thank you

 

Old School, New School, DoppelgÀngers, and Disappearances

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The use of heavy music was pre-blasted by YHC today for my first kettlebell Q at Crazy Ivan.  We moved not so heavy weight a lot of reps and listened to heavy music most of the time. 13 pax showed up on another rainy and humid morning under the garage for some 40/10 tabata kettlebell work. We had 6 in attendance for EC (3 running including YHC/3 yoga) with one disappearance for the main event. Where did Emeril go???

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Sir Fazios, and Frankenstein’s with a 2 loop mosey around the deck.
The Workout: 40/10 tabata with 8 exercises planned for 5 rounds but YHC called an audible for popcorn instead of final round.  This was a great mix of pax I don’t often see, so YHC wanted to test the creativity of the group for the final round… they did not disappoint!

4 Round Exercises were: Halos, Clean/Jerk/Press, Kettlebell Merkin, Swings, Midget Love Handles, Goblet Squats, Figure 8’s, and Lawnmowers.

The playlist stayed heavy throughout. At one point, the Dawgpound asked if a Metallica song was Godsmack.  The pax corrected him and went on to say that the song was new school Metallica (if by new school we mean 1997). Fonzie then says, “man, if that’s new school we should put on some Hanson or the Monkeys.” Playlist eventually turned to a lighter track with the  Foofighters that the Dawgpound guessed correctly followed by a 16-bit comment of “this playlist is kinda psychotic”. YHC responded, “yeah I know   I like it!” At the same time YHC mentioned that Boy George is a doppelgĂ€nger for Dave Grohl of the FooFighters.  Apparently, Boy George Has heard this before.  Then some actual old school Metallica Seek and Destroy came on.  Now that’s 1983. Of course, 16 bit says, “isn’t it all really old school nowadays?”   Good point.

Audible called to popcorn for pax to call 15 reps of anything including Mary moves. Exercises were: kick throughs, 2 rounds of Midget Cookie Pouches, standard merkins, 6 inches, LSF’s, Shoulder Press, Boobity-Boobitys, H2Ms, chest presses, LBC, and of course Lucky Charms calls burpees to just about blast us out!

Mary: Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders
Announcements: Sign up/pay up for the RUNE. Some guys are heading out at 0630 from Hilltop Needmore Park on Sunday for some adopt the highway action.
T-Claps (Recognition): LED for picking up YHC’s shovel flag as the blasting rain was coming in…good lookin’ our!
Prayer: Pax with moms in Hospice including Pablo’s family and Martini. My daughter Julia.  Thanks for letting me take the lead today fellas!

Bells, Miles, and Great Value Fritters

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Fritter Foundation drummed up a new challenge for the group this year but there is no harm in doing a throwback. There was a throwback to old U-Turn last Saturday so why not a throwback to old fritter.

FNGs: Not today
Warm Up: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Fazio Arm Circles F/R

The Workout: Pax did a group of exercises and then did one loop in the parking lot. When Pax returned they partnered up with a pax that finished near them. The two pax then squared off to see who could complete the exercises and do one lap. The first pax back added two reps to the first exercise for the second set. Pax did 3 sets of each group of exercises. When a new group of exercises was introduced pax completed a lap to see who their next partner would be.

Group 1:
1 Burpee
5 Overhead Press
10 Kettlebell Swings
20 Reverse Lunges

Group 2:
1 Turkish Getup
5 Tricep Extensions
10 Kettlebell Snatch
20 Squats

Group 3:
1 Double Merkin Burpee
5 Rows
10 Ground Pounders
20 Deadlifts

Pax did 2 minutes of lateral/diagonal speed slides between groups

Mary: Stretching, Have a nice day

Announcements: Rune sign up, Memorial Day Murph?

T-Claps (Recognition): Boy George 5 pack and showing the an HC mean something. Pumpkin Spice killing 2+ miles today during the workou

Prayer: Full House’s uncle, Mr. Terrific, Pax who are small business owners

Ivan Second Week Back

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Yoga EC: Dawgpound, Pikachu, Pumpkin Spice, Skidmark
FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Did a quick lap to get the legs moving. Circled up for the following

Foot traces 5 each direction each leg
Hip Barrels
Staggered Hinges
Spinal Twists
Ringers
Neck Turns

The Workout:

3 Rounds

10 Sprawls Jump rotates — This was meant to get the heart rate going, Sprawl is pretty much a burpee without the pushup. Jump and turn 180 degrees. Two jumps are one rep.
10 Alternating Lunges Each Side
10 Push Up on the Bells
10 Pistol Rows
10 Midget Love Handles

2 Rounds

10 Balls to the wall Push Up — Feet against the wall. Push-up. Climb feet up to the wall until vertical. Climb back down and repeat. The second round it was difficult getting vertical. My angle was probably 45.
10 Kick Throughs — Loaded Beast position. Opposite arm and leg are moving together. Kick leg through and pull the arm back. Similar to the breakdancer.
10 Strict Press
10 Deadlift one leg bent Switch each side
10 Halo Each Direction. Alternate direction after each rep

Finisher:

10 Minutes on the Minute: Do the reps and what remains from the minute is your recovery.
5 Snatches each arm
20 Swings

This was tough. I started with my 35 lb bell. I finished with 3 seconds to go before we started again. I switched to the extra 15 lb bell I brought. 20 lbs lighter improved my time by 4 seconds. 15 lb bell was probably to light. Needed a 25 lb bell today.

Mary:

It Ivan there will be some stretching

Downward Dog into Pigeon. During Pigeon, we rotated the hips by turning to each side.
Then we proceeded into a Kneeling stretch reaching with the hand overhead and then back.

Announcements:

If I’m Q’ing the workout expect a Finisher. That means if you have a lighter bell bring it.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Lucky and Pikachu. I saw them out of the corner of my eye during the BTTW Push-ups. they were still getting vertical during the last set.. I’m sure there were others. Congrats to all for trying new things.

Chaps for coming to Ivan. Two F3 workouts in his first week. Great start man.

Prayer:

Wallaby

Yes Ivan Happened Last Friday

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EC: Pikachu, Dawgpound, Flanigan, Particle Board, Does Skidmark count? He ran EC but did not stay for the workout.
FNGs:  Nope
Warm Up:

Did a quick lap to allow Emeril to get out of his car.  No penalty burpees since we had a good amount of Turkish getups on our schedule.

Circled up for the following:

Side Straddle Hops
Good Mornings
Tootsie Rolls
Back Rotation

The Workout:

3 Rounds:
5 Turkish Getup Flow: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hqhxWFrai/?igshid=1ovjxbpgt5qf9
10 Lawn Mowers Each Arm
20 Boobity to boobity
10 Straight Leg Deadlifts

3 Rounds of Rotation: https://www.instagram.com/p/B89xUZWF4Yo/?igshid=1ch0gwrnjew80
Pick up and set down
Keep it low and Rotate
Keep it high and Rotate

6 Sets of Arm Blast: 1 minute on 20 seconds recover. Do as many rounds in the minute set.
2 Pushups on the bell
2 Curls
2 Halos

2 Rounds Midget Flow:
10 Midget Love handles Each side
15 Midget Cookie pouches
5 Midget Standups Each Arm

Mary:

Some stretching was done

Announcements:

Check Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dauber’s daughter for becoming a Baylor Bear

Prayer:

Prayers for our leaders.

Poker at the Fire House

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YHC pre-blasted with the promise of picking things up and putting them down. The implication was that was simply kettle bells – the fire hose waiting to greet pax as they pulled in proved that was not necessarily the case.

EC: Full House and Deadbolt for some miles, Dawgpound, Flanigan, and YHC for some yoga.

Pax just kept pouring into the parking deck – not sure if it’s the pleasant location or the attractiveness of the scaleable workout, but for two weeks in a row we landed at 20 pax for Ivan.

FNGs:

None today – a shame.
Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

1x Burpee

Right leg swings x10 IC

2x Burpee

Left leg swings x10 IC

3x Burpee

Daisy pickers x10 IC

4x Burpee
The Workout:
Pax maintained the circle around the fire hose. One pax left their kettlebell and picked up the hose for a lap around the bottom of the parking deck. Another pax flipped a card out of the deck which determined what exercise we did while the pax was traveling.

For the first 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Squat Thruster – Tragically we didn’t get to do a single one of these. The problem with randomization I suppose.
Spade – Kettlebell swing
Clubs – Curls
Heart – Merkin shuffle (Merkin with one hand on bell, slide bell, merkin, repeato)
Joker – Turkish Getup

For the second 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Lawnmowers
Spade – Midget cookie pouch
Clubs – Triceps
Heart – Midget getup
Joker – Turkish getup

At some point in this second set a 3rd and 4th joker were drawn and the pax learned that YHC’s deck was a bit doctored…..woops, might’ve failed to mention that at the start.

For the third 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Boobity boobity (squeeze bell and press up from one pec to the top down to the opposite, repeato)
Spade – Low slow flutter w/bell overhead
Clubs – WW1 w/bell
Heart – Single leg deadlift
Joker – Turkish Getup

During this set UTI remarked that there was a difference between Jacks and Jokers. YHC assured him that there were in fact only 6 jokers in this “deck” of cards.

Mary: Incorporated into last set

Announcements:

Run for Dee Dee – https://www.eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-run-for-dee-dee-5k-registration-84539745655

T-Claps (Recognition):

Yogurt for the triple down option this morning (Crazy Ivan, Mountain biking in Umstead, 5K in Umstead). Keep your eyes out for this one to repeat itself!

Prayer:

A note about the requests – we have some of the same requests that come up for long standing issues. Please do remember to conciously lift these up in whatever way matches with your creed – don’t just check the box at the end of CoT, make it real.

Wallaby. Forceps and his family. Lipstick’s family and his sister. YHC’s M’s back.

YHC took us out.