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“Shouldn’t we have yoga mats for this?

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Squat hold while we fiddle F@#$ around trying to get the Mission Statement, 15-18 burpees total before we were saved by Yogurt. 50 SSH I/C, Frankenstein I/C.  Plank hold until we went around and said the 5 core values. This was a struggle too…pretty sure we said about ten and repeated Peer lead at least 3x.

 The Workout:

Thang 1: Dragon Fly Merkins (4 man teams) BC 4 parking spaces leader holds plank until all PAX are in. Feet on plank leader 5 merkins each.  Rinse and repeat until all PAX hold plank.

Thang 2: Each PAX had to get 200 jump ropes in. Single leg lunge foot on the curb: 3 count down and up. 10 counts total. Squat same I/C count, Willie Mays Hayes (big chest/pull toes off ground) 3 count each side 10.  Rinse and repeat with lunge/squat and WMH variations until all ropes are done. 

Thang 3: BTTW modified Jack Webbs.  BTTW I/C 1 / Halleljuhas I/C 20. Rinse and Repeat but ascend the BTTW to 20 I/C and Halleljuhas descend to 1.  

Mary: None…everyone hurting after Thang 3. There may have been some cussing in the church lot.  Sorry, Lord. 

Announcements: Painting, Man night, Moving Downrange. 

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer:  Pikachu’s M. Travels, Health, Gratitude unspoken.  YHC took us out. 

Apple Fritters at PC

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio Arm Circles / Seal Claps, Overhead Claps / Chinooks
The Workout: The mumble chatter was rolling this morning, you would have thought we were in Carpex!
We started out on “that hill” with 7s. Squats at the top, WWIIs at the bottom. Mosey down, bear crawl up.
Moseyed over to the wall behind the stores for 2 rounds of People’s Chair and Balls to the Wall. Then we grabbed two palm-sized rocks for 2-3 rounds (bad memory) of Curls for the Girls, overhead press and Ruh Rohs. Someone said something about being cold and apple fritters and YHC almost lost his cadence.
Returned our rocks back to PRECISELY where we found them and moseyed around the back side of the shopping center, stopping for a few copperhead squats (in cadence).
Mary: Popcorn Mary (each PAX got to choose an exercise).
Announcements: Christmas party this Saturday! Be aware of heart attack signs, especially this time of year, and speak up if you don’t feel right.
Prayer: Softserve’s hand

A Good Mix of Hills

FNGs: none

Run for the John route had us doing 5.3 miles today.
Warm Up:Windmills, Frankenstein, and Imperial Walkers  x12.
The Workout: Leave Ting, head up Crossway, right on Flint Point until Madsen at Rhamkatte.  Take Old Ride out to Holly Springs Rd. Right on Holly Springs Rd. Right into Jones Park and the path to Veterans Park. Go around Veterans lake and take Chrismill left until we get back to Crossway. Take a right on Millpass and a left on Anchor Creek back to Ting.
Mary: no
Announcements: no
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Stubs, Lipstick family, Oyster good hip diagnosis. YHC took us out!

The Abyss is DARK (Abe Q 6 of 7)

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Jog around the soccer field. Circled up for SSH, Good Mornings,
The Workout: Mosied over to the Abyss. YHC has been following a similar routine of four exercises, run, repeat. Simple but effective.

Round 1 (repeat 3 times)
Merkins x10
Squats x10
Lunges x10
WWIIs x10
down the Abyss and back up

Round 2 (repeat 3 times)
Shoulder Taps x10
High Knees x10
Side Lunges x10
LBCs x10
down the Abyss and back up

Round 1 (repeat 2 times)
Wide Grip Merkins x10
Tempo Squat x10
Jumping Lunges x10
American Hammers x10
down the Abyss and back up

Mosied back to start for Mary.
Mary: LBCs x30, Homer-to-Marge with single leg variation, Pickle Pounders, wrapped up with some quick yoga.
Announcements: Jan 17th day of service, sign up to Q!
T-Claps (Recognition): Full House and Miget for getting back out after recovering.
Prayer: PAX recovering from sickness and injury, Sprinkler’s family, mental health this time of year

Corners & 7’s

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

  • 20 SSH IC
  • 15 Frankensteins IC
  • 15 Daisy Pickers IC
  • 15 Imperial Walker IC
  • 5 Burpees OYO

The Workout:

  • Indian run to the big parking lot for a Series of 4 corners
    • 20 WWI’s – then sprint to next corner
    • 20 wide grip merkins – mosey to next corner
    • 20 monkey humpers IC – then sprint to next corner
    • 10 Star Jumps – mosey to next corner
  • It was so fun we decided to do it in reverse w/ new exercises:
    • 20 WWII’s – sprint to corner
    • 20 pickle pounders IC – mosey to next corner
    • 20 Prison squats – sprint to next corner
    • 20 mountain climbers IC – mosey back to start
  • jumped back into Indian runs and headed out to the street toward EC route:
    • at the 1st corner: 15 American Hammers IC – Indian run to West Lake Road
    • at 2nd corner: 20 merkins – Indian run to Optimist Farm Rd
    • at 3rd corner: 20 shoulder taps IC – Indian run to entrance to West Lake HS
    • 4th corner: 15 Diamond merkins – back into Indian Run
  • Ran over to the hill behind the turf soccer fields for 7’s
    • started with 1 merkin at the bottom and 6 Burpees at the top
    • completed the series of seven and jumped on the path outside the turf fields and Indian ran to the Jungle gym area
  • 20 dips on the low wall
  • balls to the wall at the bathroom – 10ct from each PAX
  • moseyed back to the parking lot

Mary:

  • Have a nice day

Announcements:  Christmas in 2 days – NO AO’s on X-mas!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Prayers for @Sprinklers family, for M4Life, Banana Seats M, and all those out there dealing w/ Mental Health Issues.

WE ARE THE BRUTE SQUAD

FNGs: N/a today, this might have broken any new PAX
Warm Up: All Pax circled up for a count off and pretty standard warmup including side straddle hops, arm circles forward and reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, good mornings, imperial walkers, and hillbillies. All Pax then grabbed a rucksack or other nearby coupon plus some shovel flags for a couple of dark brutal miles on the back 9 complete with some of the steepest hills in Fuquay.
The Workout: Pax returned their coupons and circled up to count off again, this time going from 1-3 to create teams. Instructions were given as well as exercise and rep count demos for each of the 5 upcoming stations(sites). Each group starts at a station and has 15 minutes to complete AMRAP as a team. Then the group much carry an Olympic bar with two 45lb plates down the blue trail and back to the next station. Rinse and repeat until all 5 sites are complete.

Site 1

Atlas stones (2x75lb, 2x114lb)- pick up, carry down and back, then set down (that’s one), Heavy tire – flip over and back is 1, Tractor weights – farmers carry (down and back is 1), Hex bar – deadlifts, Railroad tie – bench press, Olympic bar with 45lb plate – land mines LR=1

Station 2

Keg half full of water – ground pounders, Bertha – single arm rows LR=1, Battle rope – each double arm whip =1, Tires – flip jump (flip tire, jump on tire, and hop back off), Olympic bar with 45lb plate – alternating single arm shoulder press LR=1

Station 3 –

3lb jump rope – each jump is a rep, Bag of wrenches – curls, Sandbag – curls, Tires – flip merkins (flip tire, drop down and do a merkin using the tire), Pain sticks – overhead press, Cinder blocks – blockies (burpees using the block), 45lb plate – wonder bras

Station 4

Pain sticks – partner squat, Fire hose – hose squat, Fire hose – hose stretch, then hose pull (weight plate attached to one end), Kettlebells – snatches, Log with chains – curls, Olympic bar with 45lb plates – bent over rows

Station 5

Shake weight – must be going the whole time or reps don’t count, Fire hose – tricep extensions, 5lb weights – boxing LR=1, Ab wheel – out and in is 1, Kettlebells – swings, Olympic bar with 45lb plates – deadlift

Mary: Divide into teams again for Tug of War and final solo event The Humperdink (golf cart pull using a Harness. Started with one pax then added another in the cart about every 10 ft until the Pax pulling gives out.)

T-Claps: Thanks again to everyone making the Brute Squad CSAUP a reality! 16 Brutes showed up and cranked out over a 2 mile ruck, insane hills, thousands of HEAVY reps, 4 miles carrying 45lb plates and Olympic bars, went to war with the battle rope, and took on the Humperdink. Thanks to the Brute Squad committee who helped turn a bunch of crazy ideas into an actual plan with even more crazy ideas and a heck of a shirt to go along with it!
Prayer: Breach took us out