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Bats, Zombies, and Werewolves oh my!

I couldn’t miss this opportunity for a Halloween Q when it became available and threw everything I could think of from start to finish! Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • FNGs: 1 – Cyclops
  • Warm Up: Circled up for some Good mornings, Candy pickers, then announced that arms do not drop for Halloween Bats: arm circles forward, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Arm circles reverse, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Frankensteins and some Michael Phelps to finish it off, then some Willy Mays Hayes to get the legs right.

    The Workout: Halloween survival prep will take place in several locations

  • First we’re off to the rock pile, because we need to get strong enough to face whatever monsters we may encounter. Little did anyone know we’d get all of our reps in one shot for each exercise! 31 count for each exercise: Curls for the girls, overhead press, ruh Roh, tricep extension, ground pounders, bench press, sit-ups, and rock spanks just because it’s GP. I was impressed as there wasn’t a medium or small rock to be found in the circle. Return all rocks but one and mosey over to the paved game area by the school.
  • Rule #1 of Zombieland is Cardio and we’re about to have some fun, while getting plenty of it. This 4 corners workout consisted of 10 seconds fast feet, run, 10 in and outs, run, 10 squats, run, and 10 star jumps, but that’s not all! This is a rotation circuit where we need a zombie and a gatekeeper(to clarify, no key-master present or needed for this, thanks Shredder lol). The gatekeeper is at the cemetery and performs ground pounders with the rock to keep the zombies in the ground; however, this zombie becomes free after completing 10 getups and will chase the pax while performing Frankenstein walks. If pax are caught they owe 10 burpees. First two rounds all pax were safe, but then pikachu became the zombie. He was on his 4th getup before our fast feet were done and we all felt the need for some serious speed as we took off! He caught us all at the star jumps and we all performed the 10 burpees. Shredder was up for our 4th time through and Pax were thoroughly smoked on legs at the finish.
  • Turns out pikachu’s freakish speed was due to a bite from a werewolf and he infected us all. The only cure is silver, and luck would have it that there were two sets of “silver” bleachers nearby. We split up into two groups and went head to head up the bleachers performing “bleacher” merkins, 1 at the bottom, 2 on the second, etc, until we reached 10 at the top. All pax waiting for their turn and waiting for the 6 performed flutter kicks. Time to mosey back to the start and see what’s in store for Mary.
    Bloody Mary: circle up with the Q in the middle leading by example.
    25 crunches, 20 Mtn climbers, 15 side crunches (left then right), 10 In and outs, and 5 Scissors kicks. Seemed like enough, but not quite finished as we needed to repeat the whole circuit two more times.
    Finally it was time to have a nice day!
    Announcements: park cleanup
    T-Claps (Recognition): Macho Nacho for getting his Dad out as an FNG, Frenchie for giving a HC and getting a HC from Macho Nacho for ultimate on Monday.
    Prayer: Pax dealing with health and personal issues, the country, and safety.

41 of A Lot of Thangs

Today, Ground Pounder was the stage for YHC’s Birthday Q. My 41st trip around the sun! All I will say is that the great men of F3 will never know the impact they’ve had on my life for almost the last year.  I’m a far better version of myself and have done things my body thought to be impossible a year ago. Thanks for sharing reps, miles, burpees, rocks, trips up the Abyss, and rucks with me!

FNG’s: nah
Warm Up: SSH x 20, Sir Fazios F10/R10, Windmills x10, SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x10, SSH x1, 1 Burpee. See what YHC is doing here???
The Workout: Circle of Rock Thang 1. Small rocks were selected by pax for each hand, so 2 rocks. Of course, Farva had rocks most pax would select as their “big” rock. Overall, through switching exercises we finished up 40 burpees, 41 shoulder Press, 41 lateral raise, and 41 front raise.  Exchange rocks for 1 bigger rock for Circle of Rock , Thang 2. Again switching between exercises we did, 41 Curls for the Girls, 41 Shoulder Presses, And 41 Star Jumps. We repeated the same counts and numbers, just with different exercises.  In the end, we got 41 of the following during this Thang: 41 Tricep press, 41 rock spanks with all paperwork signed, 41 ground Pounders, and 41 squats. Finished with 20 rut rows just because.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain. 41 count People’s Chair, 41 count BTTW. Repeato except we left it at 31 count for both, then a 21 count for both.

Man… we still got time left. Moseyed to playground knee wall for a mixture of exercises including 41 step ups, 10 irkins, 10 dips, 10 dirkins, and 11 merkins.

Mary: 20 Freddie Mercury’s, 21 H2M, 20 Pickle Pounders, 21 WW2, 41 IC count plank hold. Have a nice birthday! At this poin, Forceps mentions that “if you start the day off eating terds, everything else tastes better.”  Forward we go!
Announcements: Virtual HS Half. Tuesday Night Ted Talk w/ Dahmer.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo for the double down with YHC.
Prayer: our nation and leaders. Moby and his family.  YHC took us out.  The journey continues…

40 Year Old Happy Meal

4 times as many Pax as last week. Strawberry Hill back for the first time since March (by his own admission). Workout brought football and baseball to the gloom.

Warm Up:

Arm circles and Michael Phelps; the main thang would be enough of a warm-up and time would be short.

The Workout:

DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER
Run 25 yards, do 25 merkins
Run backwards to Goal then run to the 50 and do 50 squats
Backwards to Goal Line run to the 75 and do 75 Mountain Climbers
Run backwards to the goal line and run to the hundred and do 100 SSH.
Rinse and repeat for the Double Quarter Pounder.
– 25 butterfly situps
– 50 jumping lunges, scale to squats
– 75 shoulder taps
– 100sec horse stance

FIELD OF DREAMS
Make a baseball diamond. Count off by fours.
Home plate: timer; 15 burpees
First Base: AMRAP twinkle toes until relieved.
Second Base: AMRAP capoeira push-ups until relieved.
Third Base: AMRAP J-Los until relieved.
Continue until all Pax have done the Burpees.

Combatives:

Self-induced Pressure points with common objects (pens, spoons, etc)

Mary:

Freddy mercury, Moguls, box openers, side crunches, plank pounders

Announcements:

No mulch this weekend

Prayer:

Gary(friend of Quiver), 70, on ventilator with COVID; Dovetail’s wife (get to a good place mentally)

Sheepdog – Friday the 13th, 2020

EC: Mr. Terrific, Shredder
FNGs
: none
Warm Up: mozied to the back and Mr. Terrific kicked us off with a traditional style warm-up including everyone’s favorites; Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, SSH, HB, IW, and Goofballs.
The Workout: worked on a little rooting. Then mozied to the side of the school and traveled with some front hand jabs, reverse punch combos, then lunges, followed by front hand jab, reverse punch, knee strike combos. Mozied to the front and climbs a grueling mountain of pain. Box jumps, erkins, dips, prisoner squats, and LBCs. Started with a set of 1, then 2, up to 10. Started to come back down and was running short on time. Lipsync threw out an idea that turned into finishing with a set of 22 in honor of Breach’s focus on veteran suicide awareness. Pax was pretty spent at this point.
Mary: mozied to the side for Have a Nice Day. Earned it!
Announcements: see Slack Channel.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out.

This is the way

FNGs:none
Warm Up: 2 for EC maybe 3. Norm with 4 miler.

20 ssh, good mornings, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles
The Workout:

20 count ic up hill twice between
American hammers

Mountain climbers

Lsf

Lbs

15 ic bear crawl to bathroom and back

Erkins

Derek in’s

Dips

Wall planks up downs

10 count ic 10count high knees in between

V ups

Boat canoes

Heel taps

Peter Parker’s

10 count burpee break down run backwards between. Sections

rock work curls, presses, squats, triceps, ground pounders

Mary:a few yoga poses
Announcements:Mule this Saturday, HS golf tournament planning
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: fedex wife, forceps family.

Puke’n’Rally!

The gloom was making a statement this morning. Foggy was an understatement. Norm and Dauber were out for EC at 0530. We started with 6, gained 1, lost 1 temporarily, lost 1 early, it was like musical workout. Anywho, here is what we did.

FNGs:
none

Warm Up:
Mosey down to concession stand with slides both sides on backside of courts
Up/downs x10
Reverse plank jacks x15 IC
Crab cakes x15 IC
Carolina Dry docks x20
5 burpees OYO (joined late by Dauber)

The Workout:
Step ups on wall x10 each leg
Dips x10, 1 leg out x10, switch x10
Rinse and repeat

Indian run to tennis courts

Merkin tidal wave – line up in straight line with feet on persons shoulders behind you in plank. Merkin down the line. Last guy double merkins then back up the line. HIM at end will have feet on the ground. X10 each him. Farva took off for bible study.

Fence irkins bear crawl train – PAX does irkins on fence while last person bear crawls under and through tunnel. Went long side of fence.

Partner carry suicides on tennis court (no sprinting, just carry)
– modify with lunge walk
*YHC saw Strawberry Hill walking for the exit and jokingly asked “Are you going to puke?” His simple answer “Yes!”*
Bunny hop suicides all four courts
Reg suicides 4 courts
*SH returned after a few minutes but finished the workout*

Burpee merkin ladder (increase merkins)
Last burpee had 10 merkins in it

Mary:
Sally song – chillcut plank down & plank up, pickle pounders on silent chorus
Windshield Wipers x10IC
Hello Dolly x15IC
Ankle taps 2 hands x20IC
HAND

Announcements:
Forceps sons service Saturday 12-2
Survey
Life saving training mentioned

T-Claps (Recognition):
Strawberry Hill feed the grass midway through the workout. He got back in the saddle though and finished.

Prayer:
Gump’s shoulder and job situation
Forceps family
Yosef’s kid
H1N1 injury
Personal prayers around the horn

Thanks for trying some new things with me today. Always a pleasure to lead you HIM.

BS Out!

Small Wall & Pancakes

YHC pulled in at 0522 to a parking lot already packed with cars along with tons of election signs. HIM started filing in from EC runs as well. Two from home and others from a 2 mile run. Cotters Boy George was back and happy to be in the gloom. 15 PAX gathered with 2 mins to go. FNG was given the disclosure and we were off.

FNGs:
Spinal Tap (#11 for HSHS Football)

Warm Up:
Run down to corner parking lot
Air squared x20 IC
Windmills x10 IC
Slalom x20 IC
Werkins x20
Mtn Climbers x20 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to short wall across the street in front of school
Box jumps
Seated squats leg lifts
DD’s – diamond dirkens
3sets x 15reps

Mosey over to gradual hill for stack’ems (did somebody really just say like pancakes?)
5 burpees
10 monkey humpers
15 pickle pounders
20 merkins
25 star jumps
Broad jump to 2nd sign (about 20 yards) then run to top, new exercise only at top, run back down, stack’em at the bottom

Bear crawl / Crawl bear suicides
2 parking spots forward then back to start, 4 spots then back, 6 then back

Mary:
X’s and O’s x10
100’s
Australian snow angels x20 IC
Windshield wipers x10 IC

T-Claps (Recognition):
Vistors that typically don’t post. Boy George for making his comeback to the gloom.

Announcements:
ATT run this Saturday, The Mule 3/14

Prayer:
Forceps family, Wallaby and family, Lipsticks sister, Finkles hand from surgery, Fromunga personal stuff, Yosef’s son broken femur, Praise for Gamecocks daughter turning 2

Awesome job today guys! Great to see so many HIM at The Nest. This site has a lot to offer. Thanks for allowing me to lead this morning.

BS Out!

Sheepdog – burn’in love đŸ”„â€ïž

Pax of 11 for some burning love at sheepdog.

FNGs: Strawberry Hill (works at Mason Jar Brewing, not a huge fan of beer, first alcoholic drink was Boone’s Farm…and there ya go)

EC: Martini, Mr. Terrific, Shredder

YHC provided the disclaimer and promised some misery ahead.

Warm Up: Old Beater got us rolling with some F3 classics; oh wait… 5 burpees oyo for late pax….., then, mossy to the back,  SSH, squats,  moroccan night clubs, IW&HB, Good Mornings, Indian run to the front, followed by karaoke Indian runs, then Frankenstein’ Indian runs.  Last warm up, more burpees.

The Workout: YHC jumped in with a burning ring of fire. 10 pax circled up with 1 pax as the runner. The runner took one loop, setting the time for everyone else.
4 of the 10 had stations, which included, weighted squats, 25 pound ground pounders, jump rope, and standard Merkins/LBCs. All remaining pax did wing Chung striking starting with singles then doubles then five count. Packs rotated as each runner returned.

The mumblechatter was classic as Old Beater entertained the group with his retelling of his recent snip snip, which somehow included hairnets, a significant amount of iodine, and as he says it, really big paper towels. or, was it a lot of paper towels. Gump jumped in with a “back in my day……”, which evidently was 1948.  It was all pretty funny but did not quite alleviate the burning everyone fell in their shoulders and lats.

Mary:  Jumped into a speed round of Mary with low slow flutters, box cutters, LBC‘s, and crabcakes.

COT: Pax have some homework this week. Be sure to follow through on your commitment. You never know what it may mean to somebody else.

Announcements: ATT next weekend.  lots of 3rd F opportunities coming up. Big and small.
T-Claps (Recognition): Farva for bringing an FNG!

Prayer: Forceps and all Pax that are dealing with struggles.