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PRE-BLAST:YHC has the Q at DISNEY tomorrow.  I’m expecting a @Full House. This isn’t going to be a relaxing vacation to @Cancun listening to music from the likes of @Boy George, @Moby or @Bobby Dall.  It’s definitely not going to be like going to a Cleveland Browns game and sitting in the @Dawgpound, but you might see some of your favorite TV characters like @Nemo, @Dumbo, @Woody, @Pikachu, @Yoshi, @Aquaman, @Fonzie, @Dauber, or Daddy @Warbucks.  If you’re scared of dehydration and think you might get a @U.T.I., don’t worry the waterboy @Bobby Boucher will surely be there to keep you hydrated and if not you can always run through a @Sprinkler.  We might even run into @Emeril along the way who will surely be filling @POTS with @Kosher Bubba @Gump shrimp with @Yogurt, @McNugget s, and @Wild Turkey through a @Shredder.  If you get sick there should be a @ShamWow to wipe it up.  So jump on your @Kubota, @John Deere or grab your buddy and throw him on the back of your @Banana Seat and get here.  Before you leave the house be sure  to strap on you @Fanny Pack stuffed with @Lipstick, @Axe, @Gillette and some @MadDog2020 for afterwards.   If it helps apply some @Vasoline prior to the workout to avoid an unsightly @Skidmark.  Don’t be a sleepy @Katniss, unlock the @deadbolt the night before if it helps save time.  Who knows, by the end of the workout you all might be calling me @Mr. Terrific.  EC 5:05am. ME 5:30am

FNGs:1 – Dixie Chick

Warm Up:½ Lap around the outside of the turf field, then to the middle of the Soccer fields for SSH, Good Morning, Imperial Walkers, & Hillbillies

The Workout:Split into 4 groups around the circle of the soccer field. 5 Burpees OYO, then each group ran to the four corners of the soccer field and did 25 merkins on the “down”, then bear crawled back to the middle of the soccer field.  5 burpees OYO, then run to corner for 25 LBCs in cadence and bear crawl back to the middle of field.  5 burpees OYO, then run to corner for 25 squats on the “down” then bear crawl back to the middle of field.  5 burpees OYO, run to the corner for 25 plank jacks in cadence then bear crawl back to the middle of field – end with 5 burpees OYO.

Moseyed toward parking lot.  Got into 2 groups and started Indian running towards the Abyss, many rumblings of what was to come next, but to everyone’s surprise we proceeded to run past and around the baseball field back out to the main road.  Took a right on the main road and followed it all the way to the Path behind the turf soccer fields. Stopped at the hill behind the turf soccer fields.

At the hill we prepared ourselves for the fun of 11’s!  Monkey Humpers at the bottom and wide grip merkins at the top.  We started with 1 Monkey Humper at bottom and climbed the WET slippery hill for 10 wide grip merkins at the top and made it through the entire set with a LOT of groaning and moaning – but we made it.

After this we got back into out 2 Indian run groups at the bottom of the hill and continued our Indian runs around the turf fields back to the parking lot – once we hit the parking lot we had a Jail Break to the cars where we proceeded to circle up for Mary.

Mary:With time short, we did 20 count of Low Slow Flutters in cadence and a set of American Hammers to 20 in cadence.

Announcements:Holly Fest F3 booth/tent sign up site is live. Brute Force CSAUP on Saturday.  Bondo working on Special guest for Tuesday w/ 3Alarm.

T-Claps (Recognition): N/A

Prayer:Those that are injured and unable to get out and all our First Responders.

Goggins Beatdown at TBD

I had been eyeing this workout from David Goggins for some time and finally pulled it out at TBD. 6 PAX put in the work and we finished in about 38 minutes, just in time for Mary.

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: 10 minutes of SSH
The Workout:
https://youtu.be/SaiiLzTNVmo?t=89
(10 sets) 10 SSH /10 merkins
100 Alternating lunges
110 WWIIs
55 Catalina Wine Mixer
55 WWIIs
55 Catalina Wine Mixer
(3 sets) 10 SSH /10 merkins

Mary:
Homer to Marge, LSF, Downward dog, runners pose, pigeon

Announcements: See Slack for races and Holly Fest sign up.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for finishing that workout.

Prayer: Unspoken and for our calves.

I’m Going to Disney World!

AO: Disney
Workout Date: 09/23/21
I was initially scheduled to Q Disney when Epoxy died, and I asked for someone to step in for me so I could attend the Memorial Ruck at Green Flash instead. The boys helped me out, and I was happy to finally get back down there today. Site Q UTI had mentioned that there were cinder blocks stashed at the AO, so I planned to use them.

Warm Up:
State the mission, check for FNGs(0), and give the disclaimer.
Warm Up exercises

Main Event:
1) Sevens (merkins/star jumps) up the hill
2) Get the cinder blocks and partner up for Catch Me If You Can (Partner chase) with cinder blocks (chaser does 10 merkins before chasing). Two laps total.
3) Block work on the soccer field. One partner runs while other performs As Many Reps As Possible/AMRAP of various block exercises. Curls, Overhead Press, Block taps, Shoulder Taps, Grounder Pounder/Squat Thrusts, Elevated Homer to Marge, Irkins, Derkins, etc.
4) Return blocks and mosey to the baseball field fence for Balls To The Wall (10 count each PAX), People’s Char (same), Australian Mountain Climbers (YHC leads a single 10 count In Cadence)

Mary:
PAX-led Mary. Various abdominal exercises.

COT:
11 PAX
Announcements and Prayers

Naked Moleskin:
I think the partner chase was a hit, once I explained it a couple of times. My bad.
We had a beautiful view of the moon and stars when we were out on the soccer field. Great time of year for F3!
The South Wake guys are always so gracious, and site Q UTI helped me keep the partner AMRAP work on track when the gazelles started to separate from the pack. I really appreciate the fellowship and support.
Disney needs Qs starting in October. Feel free to steal workouts, etc. UTI talking about past Backblasts being helpful encouraged me to address my Backblast Backlog. I still can’t let these silly things go. And this BB has caught me up. For now.
This was my one hundred first #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q (one hundred fifth overall). Next Q is next Friday, 10/1 at Brick City.
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: Kosher, Woody, Cancun, Bobby Dall, Florence/FloJoe, Cyclops, Beer Pressure, Bondo, Hardy, UTI, Pigpen
Workout Date: 09/23/21

When the Lights Come On!

A Tour De Womble as the birthday week Q streak continues. Got a seed idea the night before from Mookie asking about a song and artist, so we gave it a try! It worked well!

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: Good Mornings x15…that’s all.
The Workout: Mosey over to the far parking lot for some fast feet, curb crawls, Shoulder Taps IC x15, Irkins x15, Dirkins x15, and inverted curb crawls.

We moved over the the band shelter next for a 10 ct. per PAX People’s Chair and then Balls to the Wall. We then did Step-Ups x20, and Dips x20.

We then moseyed over to the picnic shelter for a picnic table/bench/abyss irkin crawl. We split the group in 2, one group used the tables/benches, while the other did LBC’s IC. Turned out each group got 60 LBC’s done.

We then did an Indian Run up to the ball field parking lot (the rougher one) for a rock push to the top, a plank hold, and Cusack return.

The PAX went on another Indian Run down to the Pit for a 7’s series. Foxhole Merkins on one end of the field, run, then Star Jumps on the other. We got a little over half when YHC realized it was time to mosey back to the tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Took a quick 25 Fence Squats and then on our six for a little Jason Aldean. Whenever the line “when the lights come ON!!!” it was a burpee. During all other parts it was mostly shoulder taps, Pickle Pounders, some LBC’s, and Homer to Marge. Good times!
Announcements: CSAUP at Hilltop Needmore Oct. 16th. 3rd F activities for HollyFest.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: FloJoe has a friend who’s got family on ventilators with COVID.

Wally World is closed… Let’s bring the Woody to Cletus!

EC: Kosher and YHC – we got lined up with some of the PAX from Ivan.  Good work by Kosher applying the headlock to get me out for EC.

Through all of my tagging and marketing the night before I snagged very few of my intended targets.  Thankfully, I secured some reliable PAX that showed up for the beat down – at COT I promised to include them in future campaigns.  Apparently, 1 PAX was brought in by my powers of persuasion…  WOODY!!!  Although, he didn’t seem super excited about it “It’s supposed to be my rest day!”, he mentioned more than once in the gloom.

YHC is rarely around on Fridays and they are typically my rest days as well (among others) but I was in the Springs and saw a call earlier in the week from Abe about Qs for Cletus.  LET’S GO!!!  Abe’s pre-blast before I secured the Q-spot promised no leg work.  I BRR’d last weekend so why not take it easy on the legs and keep that pre-blast somewhat honest.  On arrival from Flojo and Hardy, they seemed keen on having me keep that promise.  Good thing, the plan was already settles…  Hope they like burpees!!!

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:  Good Mornings, Fozio Arm Circles, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies

Mozy over to the bars along the path by the baseball fields and hung a right through the wooden fence between 2 of the fields.

The Workout:

11s

  • Burpees and Inverted Rows, transportation was switched up along the way.
  • Partner up
  • Transportation included Broken Wheelbarrows, Wheelbarrows, Lunge Walks, Skipping, Walking Backwards, High Knees, Carioca and Bear Crawls
  • YHCs counting was on point.
  • Hardy kept lying about the count and attempting to trick the Q.
  • YHC is horrible at counting and prefers to have Excel do it for him under normal circumstances.
  • If the zombie apocalypse comes and math is somehow required to reverse it and/or survive – YHC will surly die.
  • Hardy is a good dude.

Mary: Supermans, LBCs, Ys, WWIIs, Ts, WWIs, BoxCutters, Have a Nice Day!

Announcements:

  • Abe will be organizing a ruck to benefit the Holly Springs Food Cupboard
  • Go checkout the post in 3rd F about Meg’s Smile Opportunities
  • Run the Quay is this weekend – YHC has a bib if anyone wants it send me a message

Prayer: Silent – Swisher Sweets took us out

To Be Determined 08/11/21


AO: To Be Determined
Workout Date: 08/11/21

Warm Up:
State the mission, check for FNGs(0), and give the disclaimer.
Side Straddle Hops x20 In Cadence (IC)
Good Mornings x5 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward x10 IC
Sir Fazio Arm Circles reverse x10 IC

Main Event:
1) Mosey across Stinson for Jacob’s Ladder (burpees) on the path
2) Mosey up stairs for wall set: Balls To The Wall (group 10 counts), People’s Chair (group 10 counts), Australian Mountain Climbers x10 IC
3) Mosey to the tennis courts for Rack Em Stack Em: corner 1: burpees x5, corner 2: merkins x10, corner 3: squats x15, corner 4: American Hammers x20 IC. Proceed through the corners in this order: 0-1, 0-1-2-1-0, 0-1-2-3-2-1-0, 0-1-2-3-4(0)-3-2-1-0.
4) Mosey to the shelter for 10-15-10 bench pyramid: Left-Right Step Ups, Irkins, Dips, Little Gyno Crunches, Derkins

Mary:
Probably Dolly, Homer, Rosalita, Heel Tap Freddie Mercurys

COT:
5 PAX
Announcements and Prayers

Naked Moleskin:
T-claps to HAZMAT for pushing this morning!
This was my ninetieth #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q (ninety-fourth overall). Next Q is Thursday (tomorrow) at Bradford’s Ordinary in Carpex.
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: HAZMAT, Florence/FloJoe, Hardy, Fanny Pack, Pigpen
Workout Date: 08/11/21

TBD

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:
Spine rotations, good mornings, Frankenstein kicks, sir fazio arm circles, daisy pickers

The Workout:
Mosey to rock pile and grab a medium size rock. PAX did exercises at each end of the parking lot with exercises on each end. We cusacked our rock across the parking lot and bear crawl pushed it back.
Exercises by rock pile:
Curls, overhead press, bus drivers, rut row

Exercises at other end of lot:
Squat, lunge, single leg dead lift

3 rounds were done and moseyed back to tennis courts.

Plank hold on back court line. Plank shuffle to left until Q called it. 1 merkin. Shuffle right, 2 merkins going up to 5 merkins. Mid-way the 2 pups got into a little scuffle, which was a nice break.

Mary:
LBCs, American hammers, and a few others

Announcements: See social media

T-Claps (Recognition):
HaxMat for lots of posting lately.

Prayer:
Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Upper fo Show

8 PAX gathered in the gloom on another humid day in Hollys Springs. Today YHC planned to focus more on upper body with some core mixed in. Cletus AO has so much to offer so we went around to hit a few of the well known spots. This is how it went down.

Warm ups w/agility
Good mornings
SSH
Girl Fight
Michael Phelps
Stretching

Partner up
Pull ups and swing tucks
x10 each then switch 3 rds

Mosey to pavilion
Single leg squats (4ct down 4ct up)
Dips tension (4ct down 4ct up)
Shoulder tap BTTW
3 rds

Rocks
Chest press x30, 25, 22
WWI w/rock x20, 15, 10

Shelter
Abyss merkins x10
donkey kicks x20
3 rds

Tennis court
Suicides with increasing burpee merkins each return

Mary
Windshield wipers
Pretzel
V ups
J Lo’s
Pickle pounders

As always it was a pleasure being able to lead such a strong group of HIM. Hydrate and enjoy the day men!

BS Out!

Tennis Courts Beatdown at TBD

YHC pre-blasted a no running option for those not hitting R4TJ. We stayed on the tennis courts for the entire workout.

EC: Dahmer, Warbucks
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Walk to tennis courts for ssh, merkins, squats sir fazio arm circles
The Workout:
BTTW Bear crawl tunnels.
We held BTTW on the fence, pax bear crawled through the “tunnel” to the front, then next pax went. We did this until failure.

Tiny 11’s:
Lunge walk to other the baseline
10 squats, Reverse lunge back to start, 1 WWII
This continued in normal 11’s fashion until 1 squat and 10 WWIIs were done.

Bear Crawl Ring of Fire – PAX crawled in a circle until Q called it. Each pax does 10 merkins in succession while remaining pax hold plank. After this, we crawled in a circle until Q called it and each PAX did 5 merkins while PAX held chill cut plank

Mary:
Rosalita, Homer2marge – hold in up position for 1-3 count, down on 4 (thanks Dahmer)
Flower by Moby – Squats on down and hold then back up on the ups
Thunderstruck – SSH w/ burpee each time you hear “Thunder”

Announcements:
Derek Davis 5k and HSHM coming up.  Check Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):
Hardy is a beast, Swisher Sweets for signing up for HSHM

Prayer:
FloJo’s brother with prostectemy for good results, FloJo’s wife has a job!, death in Swisher Sweet’s family, Cancun’s wife with potential job opportunity, Hardy for his trip to Vegas for Ninja completion.

YHC took us out.

Work Those Hips, Boys!

7 PAX for Gump’s 6 Year Anniversary at Cletus

FNGs: Nada
Warm Up: Daisy Pickers, Hillbillies, Sir Fazio, Wind Mills
The Workout: We got our Sheepdog CQC on with a lot of kicks (front, back and side) and P90X Plyometrics as we moseyed back and forth between the tennis courts and even more complaints about loosening our hips.
Mary: Around the horn
Announcements: Q Swap coming up between South Wake and Carpex next week